Sep 1, 2021 4:07 PM
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gobblinal
"There is NO WAY this family is getting a dog! And that's FINAL!"
DrDeadReckoningExtraordinaire
Their both so stinking cute!!
mako925
leogirl723
He's got a little collar on! How adorable!
BiGMeXfRoMtEx
That coon has more skilled trades training than i do..?
rellik2705
/a/PPAqRJi
plonka2000
Couldn't help but lol when he almost dropped the block on him. Of course, I don't want him hurt, but lol
homestarrunnerdotnet
Love how he goes from v smol to chonker
JiSPhotos
Wonder if there is a parallel universe where racoons were domesticated and cats weren't.
martineb72
100 years ago squirrels used to be one of the top pets. Benjamin Franklin wrote an eulogy for a friends pet squirrel.
OlderWiser
v
danylaczz7777
Sooooo cute, i love this Little guy???
J4nein4ne
@duckalet
bendaresall
Rocket, stay away from the power saw!
shindhi
My new favorite Disney princess.
RavenVG
"Maybe if I do hard labor and have a cute animal I'll have a leading edge in the dating world"
ahhhhtomzilla
I’d fuck him
Punkereaux
I need a raccoon!!
LokiBearz
Aww man the one on reddit has music. Unless my phone is a pos, maybe it does.
Mbw4k4li
I always feel weird when I see peeps bending at the waste , squat or kneel . Save you back
wossie
Is the hat surgically attached?
BrofessorHavoc
I want one
CirB
He'll be bad at raccooning, but by Jove he'll know how to build a mean shed.
BryanTenn
Imagine how dangerous a racoon could be if it knew how to dismantle structures.
Bakerysnake
no amount of bricks or locks could keep it out of that sweet sweet garbage
DucksDontBackDown
Betterbecauseofthem
Lucky bastard
iztric
That dog sure looks funny!
smegheadenergy
Your mom looks funny
amipsycho
your mom likes it doggy
Whew I thought it was just me who was thinking that!
DontusetheMword
That title means something totally different in Alabama
TooStronkkk
?
StepRightUp
Flashezz
SovietFaxMachine
roll tide
eightytwoeightytwoeightytwo
darkav
DirtyChalupa6669
Good thing they still allow abortion there, they have enough inbred fucksticks.
kiwi71
jonathandoeingham
DancesWithHedgehogs
Hi Coming, I'm Dad.
*as he comes*
BigFatBobbie
GetOffMyLawnYa
I think you mean, "Bro, wait...."
IOnlyUpvoteBees
That man puts in WORK!
iAmAMazdaMiata
That is a farmer
Ree81
Man fuck farmers. No wait..... I meant fuck man farmers.
StorytellingSalem
Racoons are smart. They can acknowledge when someone built a fking house when there was no house. Thats worth following.
Well then how come I dont have a raccoon and also haven’t built a house if they are so smart.
If u build a house, a racoon will be sent to u; cause ur goddayum merican tax dollars fund that shit; instead of some lame healthcare system
Holy fuck that’s way better than healthcare!
sundaymondayhippyday
only if they arrive in a little Nurse uniform…
DrankTooMuchMead
Coon and Friends.
LetMeTouchIt
Mintberry Crunch!
Now I notice him in old episodes going back to like season 2.
wopoetry
This is what I love with the US.
jeeps005
the racoon or the hard working guy
The possibility to befriend and keep otherwise wild animals as pets and bring them to work. We have laws against riding mooses and such. :(
oh hello fellow canadian
Rynath
Coonstruction
BackAlleyMedic
DarkerSavant
Lmao.
v I don’t think you’re allowed to say that but…
Avelaide
Everyday I am grateful that my dad changed his last name so it was no longer Coon before I was born.
SpookyKing
OxygenTheif
Is "coon" still a derogatory slang for black people? I haven't heard it in a long time.
svcAlex
Omg I didn't even know this was a thing, just looked it up. Now I finally get that southpark joke with Cartman's superhero persona.
foglifter
Yes
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
I wouldn't push it much farther than the context of this pun. It's one of those real borderline but better left alone. Like "niggardly".
That’s so weird- I wouldn’t have made the miserly connection
as stated its one that could be excused in context, but especially if youre surrounded by minorities plz don't generously sprinkle 'coon' in
MantisTobagganMD
Lol, you're even getting downvoted for saying niggardly. I'm assuming cuz people think it shares etymology with the n word. It doesn't.
Right but etymology doesn't quite matter. If I were in a group, let alone of black people, I wouldn't come close to touching either word.
gobblinal
"There is NO WAY this family is getting a dog! And that's FINAL!"
DrDeadReckoningExtraordinaire
Their both so stinking cute!!
mako925
leogirl723
He's got a little collar on! How adorable!
BiGMeXfRoMtEx
That coon has more skilled trades training than i do..?
rellik2705
/a/PPAqRJi
plonka2000
Couldn't help but lol when he almost dropped the block on him. Of course, I don't want him hurt, but lol
homestarrunnerdotnet
Love how he goes from v smol to chonker
JiSPhotos
Wonder if there is a parallel universe where racoons were domesticated and cats weren't.
martineb72
100 years ago squirrels used to be one of the top pets. Benjamin Franklin wrote an eulogy for a friends pet squirrel.
OlderWiser
danylaczz7777
Sooooo cute, i love this Little guy???
J4nein4ne
@duckalet
bendaresall
Rocket, stay away from the power saw!
shindhi
My new favorite Disney princess.
RavenVG
"Maybe if I do hard labor and have a cute animal I'll have a leading edge in the dating world"
ahhhhtomzilla
I’d fuck him
Punkereaux
I need a raccoon!!
LokiBearz
Aww man the one on reddit has music. Unless my phone is a pos, maybe it does.
Mbw4k4li
I always feel weird when I see peeps bending at the waste , squat or kneel . Save you back
wossie
Is the hat surgically attached?
BrofessorHavoc
I want one
CirB
He'll be bad at raccooning, but by Jove he'll know how to build a mean shed.
BryanTenn
Imagine how dangerous a racoon could be if it knew how to dismantle structures.
Bakerysnake
no amount of bricks or locks could keep it out of that sweet sweet garbage
DucksDontBackDown
Betterbecauseofthem
Lucky bastard
iztric
That dog sure looks funny!
smegheadenergy
Your mom looks funny
amipsycho
your mom likes it doggy
iztric
Whew I thought it was just me who was thinking that!
DontusetheMword
That title means something totally different in Alabama
TooStronkkk
?
StepRightUp
Flashezz
SovietFaxMachine
roll tide
eightytwoeightytwoeightytwo
darkav
DirtyChalupa6669
Good thing they still allow abortion there, they have enough inbred fucksticks.
kiwi71
jonathandoeingham
DancesWithHedgehogs
Hi Coming, I'm Dad.
DirtyChalupa6669
*as he comes*
BigFatBobbie
GetOffMyLawnYa
I think you mean, "Bro, wait...."
IOnlyUpvoteBees
That man puts in WORK!
iAmAMazdaMiata
That is a farmer
Ree81
Man fuck farmers. No wait..... I meant fuck man farmers.
StorytellingSalem
Racoons are smart. They can acknowledge when someone built a fking house when there was no house. Thats worth following.
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Well then how come I dont have a raccoon and also haven’t built a house if they are so smart.
StorytellingSalem
If u build a house, a racoon will be sent to u; cause ur goddayum merican tax dollars fund that shit; instead of some lame healthcare system
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Holy fuck that’s way better than healthcare!
sundaymondayhippyday
DrankTooMuchMead
Coon and Friends.
LetMeTouchIt
Mintberry Crunch!
DrankTooMuchMead
Now I notice him in old episodes going back to like season 2.
wopoetry
This is what I love with the US.
jeeps005
the racoon or the hard working guy
wopoetry
The possibility to befriend and keep otherwise wild animals as pets and bring them to work. We have laws against riding mooses and such. :(
jeeps005
oh hello fellow canadian
Rynath
Coonstruction
BackAlleyMedic
DarkerSavant
Lmao.
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Avelaide
Everyday I am grateful that my dad changed his last name so it was no longer Coon before I was born.
SpookyKing
OxygenTheif
Is "coon" still a derogatory slang for black people? I haven't heard it in a long time.
svcAlex
Omg I didn't even know this was a thing, just looked it up. Now I finally get that southpark joke with Cartman's superhero persona.
foglifter
Yes
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
I wouldn't push it much farther than the context of this pun. It's one of those real borderline but better left alone. Like "niggardly".
sundaymondayhippyday
That’s so weird- I wouldn’t have made the miserly connection
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
as stated its one that could be excused in context, but especially if youre surrounded by minorities plz don't generously sprinkle 'coon' in
MantisTobagganMD
Lol, you're even getting downvoted for saying niggardly. I'm assuming cuz people think it shares etymology with the n word. It doesn't.
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
Right but etymology doesn't quite matter. If I were in a group, let alone of black people, I wouldn't come close to touching either word.