LetMeTouchIt

26876 pts ยท June 25, 2014


"Your titties. Can I pet them?" "My what??" "Your titties. Those! Can I pet those?" "Ohhhh! My kitties!" Also, http://imgur.com/Jgga0cI

#14! Favorited and forgotted.

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Little bit of #Caturday at the last second.

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If I fits, I sits: Bavarian Cream Edition.

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Views 780

The face he makes when he knows he's been caught

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Saw the Pocket Square Hamster and thought you guys might like to meet Twitch.

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Our Local Government is About to get Choke Slammed.

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Views 93591

I was supposed to be at the office 11 minutes ago.

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Views 1286

The result of when my SO and I shower together after eating Chipotle and I sneeze when bending over to grab my shampoo.

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This is Havok.

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Finally acting like brother and sister instead of Gladiators of the Roman Arena

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Christmas in January! Tall about better late than never. Thank you Secret Santa. Seriously.

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I'm late to the party, but this is too amazing not to share.

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I've never done a Christmas selfie before, but I figured the one with I have with Papaw was the only one worth uploading. Merry Christmas, Imgur.

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Does anyone else's thumb do this? I feel like my thumb shouldn't do this.

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Approximately 45 seconds after I took this, the scaly little fucker lunged at me. I shrieked, pushed my wife down as I tried to run away, and tripped over the curb causing me to chip my tooth. Wife still won't speak to me.

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So I tried to push up Fluffy's hair to make her look like a Super Saiyan kitty.

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She keeps trying to hump the tree and knocking it over, but I just can't stay mad at that face.

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My girlfriend's reaction when I... Well... You get the idea.

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He's certainly a good boy.

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Views 1800

I'd like to invite you guys to meet Roscoe (and Fam).

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Penis Trident. At least it lasts for hours.

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Views 4101

MRW the toxic chemical company that caused me to grow more arms says they won't pay for all the extra gloves I'm gonna need.

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MRW she says, "I don't think you can honor your 'One Trip' rule this time."

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Move along, hooman. Nothing to see here.

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I know I'm being a Grumpy Gary, but this shit's getting outta hand.

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13th Favorite. "Spider-Cat" 7 years ago. Holy crap I'm getting old.

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So I went to take a pic of Fluffy perched on my dresser, and this happened. The exorcism is scheduled for next Tuesday.

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Because coming out is the same as losing a job according to Hallmark.

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I always buy an 18 pack of rubber ducks with my wedding ring.

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The Jedi split up Chocolate and Vanilla Bear.

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MRW I'm about to get beat up and need a quick way to look tough.

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They try so hard to act like they don't like each other during the day, but I finally caught the little cuddle buddies.

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Views 56

Friend posted this. Only in my hometown.

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Work Stories? Anyone?

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MRW dad finally tells mom he's tired of eatin' 'em slimy, sloppy eggs.

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