Every single time I get my weekend "Hi there!" from modbot:
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Everyday Tragedies
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Remember to look for the helpers.
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Work declared tomorrow is a paid snow day and the group chat is going wild!
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The Saddle Arabian oil reserves suddenly became very interesting.
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I'm gonna kill whoever sent this blizzard.
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Yo, I fit my whole mouth in this ponut.
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HINT: The correct answer is "yes."
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Oh boy, I can't wait to get 2 to 3 inches of snow tomorrow!
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Please don't hurt me, but the antique-obsessed horse lady's hands need a break.
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Big Dang Restoration Update #7: BrASs!
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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Bippity boppity, them mares go cloppity
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Well, would you look at that. I fits!
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The Woes of the Eldest
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[M.O.A. CITATION] - Protocol Violated.
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*clears throat*
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Here, have a fresh ponut. It's still warm!
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When it's 3am and your brain wakes up to make you wonder if the Oscar Meyer bologna jingle could be slowed down for a horror movie trailer's music.
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When you fire up a game to relax before a family gathering, only to stress yourself out because you aren't relaxing.
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And now, mustard.
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Every time I don't put down a towel:
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When you put up a fundraiser to help pay for a piece of equipment for your restoration hobby, and a whole bunch of supportive people send a monetary torpedo to blow your goal outta the water.
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Look at'm all, Pip. Buncha degenerate hornballs, every one of 'em.
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MRW after my coworker successfully tricked me into trying a KFC branded jelly bean.
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Roll call!
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Time to fart my bed warm! Gnight, Imgur!
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That came quick!
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[Rocky theme stops playing]
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We live in a society!
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[ Detected ]
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YEGADS SHE'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY NEWWWD
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TAIIYUL ME WHY-YEE
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Marriage material right there
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"These *sexually frustrated* ~degenerate~ [losers] mean business."
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No thoughts, only horse.
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What the fuck is going on out there?
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Bust my ass all week just to start the weekend with my coworker's flu.
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Everything under the size_difference tag is subject to the rules of furry logic, your honor!
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Somewhere out there, some poor Dasher is going to be delivering dinner to a shambling biohazard.
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Courthouse weddings seem preferable
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Baby's in the slow cooker!
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Oh no, step-Alfred
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Saluting another good horse post sent to the farm upstate too soon
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The best glowsticks taste like pennies
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BREAKING NEWS: Deranged horse lady finishes the 20th chapter of her very serious, professional, Pulitzer quality fan fiction
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Just called into work for the second day and I could give a goshdarn heck.
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Tastes like the dirty nickels from the sock my uncle hit me with
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Environmental Storytelling
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Big Gosh Darn Restoration Update #6: IT'S FIXED!
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The genetic lottery is bullshit.
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Skidoosh
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[@braincell_001 is AFK]
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Happy Raturday, I guess!
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