Jumpy spider bro on the hunt...

May 8, 2023 5:27 PM

Slow mo please .... video experts on Imgur - Halp - slow it right down for the rest of us please

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“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”

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LUCAS!

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Missed opportunity for butt wiggle.

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I feel comfortable saying this because no one can see mine, but clean your keyboard.

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Prowling jumping spiders are fast as hell. <3

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With that buildup, I was expecting Rick Roll

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I love those sneaky feet. Like a kitty.

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"I caught dis. Dis is mine now."

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What a good kitty!

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Looks like the fly moves first to fly away but the spider's spidey sense was atinglin'

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Good sp00d

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spooder

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Insect snuff film

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Make sure you use a cub and paper to catch and/or release it.

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Nice one, spiderbro. Only 19 trillion to go.

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THINK MCFLY! THINK!

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How did you verify your "bro" is a male?

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Fly control.

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Oh God they're so creepy

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Is that music from Dark?

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Ah thanks..I knew the music but couldn’t remember what it was from !

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Yes, I believe it is. Amazing show.

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It was a truly wild ride. I loved it.

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A web developer catching bugs.

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Would've been top comment had you been here sooner.

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The curse of not wanting to dwell the user sub.

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I think the point of the jumping spiders is they don't develop nets?

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They dab a little piece of web just before they jump to retract if they miss. It acts like a drag line.

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*A back-end developer catching bugs.

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Back end developer?

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Wandering spiders are the most venomous.

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Cool, little badass! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_spider

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It's a jumping spider, but I'm not sure it's even in the Salticus genus.

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I looked it up once, but I forget what it was, that is max size, they don’t get any bigger than that one. They are all over my chicken coop. I’ll try to look up what type it is tomorrow

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Here, have an actual Zebra spider that made a home in one of my moss jars:

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Ok... that's impressive!

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Jumping spiders are absolute badasses. Not only do they stalk their prey like a cat, they're also capable of repositioning for attack without maintaining line of sight, which requires fairly impressive mental faculties.

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I never relocate jumping spiders, they can live in my house anyday.

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Hello, I am a jumping spider, what is your address? Do you have beer and food in your fridge?

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We get bold jumping spiders sometimes. They’re floofy and can get fairly chonky (found two nesting in curtains once and one couldve wrapped its legs around a quarter, which is big for southern cali), but they have the trippiest markings. Mostly sleek black floof with like electric blue markings. I’d post a pic but i dont wanna look up photos lol.

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This one?

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OH GOD THEY’RE IN MY HAIR I CAN FEEL THEM AGHH

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That laptop seems buggy...I'd get that checked out.

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The eight-legged tech is on it, as you can see :)

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Looks like they've got a web developer on it

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Keep your keyboard cleaned and you won’t end up with a nature show taking place on it

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It’s probably the Spanish keyboard layout.

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One bug fix the other, I wouldn't go poking around, the whole thing might fall over.

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I'm not very spiders with puns...

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The spider is part of the web and is a feature. Only one bug here and this cleaver feature handled the bug without a system crash.

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Good point!

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He is running an arachnid debugger that is what the video is about.

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The arachnid company have also released a really good web development program you should check it out.

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Never expected a web crawler to catch a bug

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Jumping spiders don’t need to rely on webs. It was so neat the first time I saw one take down an aphid! I try to take care of my spider dudes, but that just made those guys a little extra-special.

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Yes my joke isn't quite accurate to biology, but jumping spiders at least *can* make webs.

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That’s just Portia, in IT. She is working out the bugs

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With one byte😉

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Great Series

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What a disgusting keyboard

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Spider taking advantage

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Hence the fly.

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Mine is made from pistachio crumbs and cat hair.

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Show us *your* keyboard, then!

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I clean it while vacuuming

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Öh, I sæ. This älsö means yöü vacüum your røöm, toö. Å müch better cleåning regimen than møst pæple here!

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lol you got no idea how bad it can get if that disgusts you XD

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yeah thats just another disgusting keyboard

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No i worked in a store that did repairs for 6 years. This is just a few crumbs

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And nothing of value was lost.

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Each of those organisms possesses 100,000 neurons or so. An ant has about 250,000. Humans, about 86 billion. If you counted one jumping spider per second, it'd take you ten straight sleepless days for the brain counting those spiders to meet the number of neurons as exist in the brain itself.

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I'd wager that the spider is much more intelligent than the ant, even with fewer neurons.

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Idk about that. We know that brain to bodyweight ratio is a reliable indicator of overall intelligence. Dolphins, Corvids, Great Apes have some of the largest brains relative to their body mass. Ants, coincidentally, have the largest brains, relative to their bodymass, of any known creature. They're also one of the most successful species on earth, and their total mass is greater than all birds and mammals combined.

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What

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And we here with the 86B neurons are very likely to cause our own extinction prior to the extinction of ants and spiders. Maybe a few fewer neurons would have been ok too.

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Nah. Every species goes extinct eventually, and usually has a hand in its own demise. Predators will hunt and kill prey animals regardless of their availability and resiliency, rather than shepherding resources. Every organism breeds to the maximum its environment allows. When a few bad seasons happen in a row, unless you're spread far and wide, that can be it for you and your kind. Humans are the only ones able to plan ahead, though, and properly adapt.

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I think you have no idea what you're talking about.

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Nah. These are well-understood basic maxims of ecology that've been established for centuries now. All the way back to Darwin, a key observation is that the struggle for nature is more intra-specific than inter-specific, because every organism will reproduce to the limits of its environment's carrying capacity. That capacity fluctuates over time, and the organisms will always harvest available food to the limits of their ability to do so, meaning that they can and will drive prey species (1)

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extinct. Viruses do this periodically; sweeping whole populations in a region and burning out. Fungi too. Every species has a lifespan determined by the diversity of environments it can exist in and prey it can feed upon; specialists have shorter shelf-lives than generalists, since the loss of their nutrient source means their own demise too. C'mon, mate. Do you really think humans are unique? (2)

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