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Cool bald savior, WTF girl (at least until she saw it on video), asshole car driver.
Jul 17, 2016 4:59 AM
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TheBlueMuppet
Has anyone made a version of this proving she would or wouldn't have made it?
CaptainAnus
Would of made it, that delay goes on for ages
MrFunreal
by the speed she was going, she could have made it.
scottygrayskull
Crosswalk was clear, and cyclists have to dismount if crossing a crosswalk. Not sure how the driver is an asshole.
ErebusDeimos
But really he just wanted to pull her off and it worked out.
EthanRamsay
he would've made it
RobocopsCock
Calm down everyone, she would have made it across just fine without him
Evanrudeplz
Bitch was probably still mad at him.
M3turbo
So that's what superman has been up to nowadays
LuxCaelum
Trying out products for hair restoration?
sandstruk
Does he smack her after he saves her?
JohnnyricoMC
What makes OP so sure the car driver was being an asshole? The girl might have been blatantly ignoring a pedestrian X-ing light gone red?
roger8the8pigeon
By my reckoning, she would have made it.
ELKronos
Cool BALD savior?
Deadlyfire
He looks more like George Costanza to me
4bdn
Cool bald Xavier ? http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/64137/2730372-patrick_stewart_professor_x.jpg
neomort
Bruce Willis has put on some weight.
RunsWithScissors0
Dam and he tells her to look before going you see him lecture her. Thank god he was there.
FutureHylian
Honestly looks like the car is going through illegally. People are still on the crosswalk.
retardedcyclops69
Dad reflexes....activated
gageendal
I was just about to say this.
FutureHylian
"(Ok this guys a quick and easy pitpocketing target... SHIT!) I mean... Close call! I totally saved your life, be more careful"
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
lol looks like she would have made it. good on him either way
TedBuckley
I've been looking at this a while. She'd have just scraped it.
KnightsOfShame
I disagree. There was people in front that she would have slowed down for, resulting in a collision. I think. Hard to know, close call
ASOIAFgymcoach
Last time this was on here, I didn't notice the car. I just thought he was a dick.
asukara
I once did same thing. She got annoyed when i grabbed her collar, not knowing a car was coming. When she saw it, she looked embarrassed.
shull23
Seen this a bunch and still up vote
isthatyoujohnwayne
I think she would've made it.
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cloudandtrains
With such a danger II think she would see it, freeze up, make a panic movement which won't suffice and get hit or worse 1/2
cloudandtrains
The driver would try to steer away and hit others or car get out of control and same result. or best case, she barely made it.
tinytyrant
best case would've been clipped the back wheel and who knows where all the moving pieces on the board would've gone next.
SurferChick
If by "made that" you meant, she would have "died" then, yes, she would have "made that".
perceptualmotion
it's like 3 seconds between him pulling her and the car passing. she would have made it, especially with the car having time to slow down..
RobocopsCock
I thing he meant "she would have crossed the road just fine because there's no way that car would have hit her".
thripd
She would have made it
miobestgirl
idk dude its close. This video is like trying to beat a train and running past the tracks but here she doesnt even know the train is coming.
SurferChick
If by "it" you mean "death" then, yes, she would have made "it".
juice169
Seems like she would have passed the road without injury if he did not grab her. She was riding pretty fast. Still, the guy was right :)
perceptualmotion
3 seconds between pulling and car passing. she would have, especially with car having 3 seconds to slow down a little. downvotes are dumb.
thripd
No votes are dumb, they're all just opinions. Express an unpopular opinion and get downvoted. Biggest knob is the car driver, way too fast
Dannyboy1987
She looked like she was stopping tbh
miobestgirl
She definitely was not stopping. Like 100% not trying to stop.
Dannyboy1987
She 100% would have stopped when the car hit her
redviolin
Okay, I laughed.
clarencecatburger
I think she would've made it safely across the street.
judgemasterven
not without hitting those people
clarencecatburger
My bicycle has a steering mechanism and I assume hers does as well.
judgemasterven
So she swerves, hits the curb, or alternatively lingers in the car's path for an extra second and gets splattered.
someonehereandthere
Her responce.."I have a boyfriend".
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
If any girl ever says that to me, I'll reply "I have one, too!".
dvs2nite
response*
MihajloMilenkovic
Guy that turned around, to his right "Im a vegan"
NeoAcario
Driver speeding through a crosswalk, "I vape!"
AegonnTargaryen
Guy across the street "I'm an atheist."
EggEggEggEggEggEgg
Lady with kids "I need a pumpkin spice latte."
whyisthatsofunny
Do you realize how fast his mind had to have been thinking? This is a miracle caught on film.
justannoying
At a brain speed, I guess
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Or a guitar hero vet
ButterfaceTaintClown
Coffee is a hell of a drug.
hangryasian
This is a dad reflex
vipe650r
Seriously. Look at the scolding afterwards.
PullMyPissPiglet
Exactly. I hate to think that regardless of good intentions, I wouldn't have even considered this before it was too late!
LooseyGooseyBrett
Imagine if he missed slightly and slowed her down enough or knocked her done so she then slid under the tires of the car.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
He was taking NZT-48
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
You'd get this skill on Amphetamines
tyrunn
About 30 speed
Nize426
I honestly think she would have made it, but better safe than sorry.
whyisthatsofunny
Somebody should slow this down and do a trajectory of both.
BenderBenderBender
Agreed. It was at least enough time for the car to react to brake (if the driver was paying attention).
tehtaxidriver
If... It's doubtful the driver would be. Or have fast enough reflexes, or the brakes are in top shape. Etc
Nize426
The gif looks sped up also so the car wasn't going as fast as it looks.