Ubi illa capra stupri?
Great place to eat out. Very clean. 5 stars
They always look at me like I'm some kind of idiot. I mean, I am, but it's just rude.
It's nice to know Santa gets his fruit
The invention of the air friar.
You know what you did.
Garlic butter shrimp
When is the wrapping better than the gift? I'll go first.
Happy 2nd Birthday to the girls!
Time to turn the heating off.
Bit worried.... I think this hotel wants a swordfight.
Call a bondulance. Bames Nond's having a stronk.
Sonic Boom Boom
Scenery movement system. London.
All the winners get to sit up front on the way home, wearing their huge medals.
5 stars, great service - John McEnroe
You can't see it, but she's digging her claws into my feet to maintain balance.
Alright mate, no need to brag.
I found Hannibal Lechter's advent calendar
My cousin is a teacher, she just received what we are now calling 'The Guilt Trip Cake'
Japanese food porn
Friday silliness
My cats reaction when it's time to put their Birthday party hats on.
The head of Iceland Tourism watching 30 million Brits cross The Northern Lights off their bucket list for free:
My tailor gets to work on the coolest stuff.
Look what he's done!
Best thing on TV. We're all rapt.
If only all rules were this smooth
'Darling I'm gonna repaint the house, any colour preferences?' 'I don't care, you choose'
When you get bubble bath for Christmas, but live in the city.
Finally managed to get that song out of my head.
Anyone want some shoeshi?
Clever idea for the end slices of potato.
Brian did not know that everyone thought he was a prick.
*slaps roof*
Your move, Chubbychops.
Muppet Show vibes
Shake Your Thang (It's Your Thang)
R2D2B or not to be
I wake up every day wearing these stupid beautiful earmuffs.
Happy Ether
A handy mnemonic.
The end of a very long search.
Upsides.... wait,what?
The girls are confused by the sheer audacity of the urban big-balled squirrel.
Merry Christmas one and all x
Today I learned:
And I'll do it again.
This DIY lark is a piece of cake. Oooh, cake.
So this is happening...
My cat keeps trying to kill the sign language lady.
Welcome to my OnlyNaans page.
Apologies.... My head is Swiss cheese
A whole year ago today, these idiots moved in to my house.
My wrecking crew.