My chicken being scared shitless by a fat bunny

Mar 16, 2017 10:32 PM

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Bunny rabbit wants to play with the chicken, but ends up scaring it away

My neighbor's fat bunny likes to jump over the fence and wants to play with my chicken, who wants none of that!

What a chicken

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First impression...poodle running away from cat. ***I still have doubts***

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You have a fuckin children's book happening in your backyard.

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The climax won't be child friendly.

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"I'm a hoppity floppity, you're a bawkity-bawkity!!"

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And So began the Easter Egg tradition

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The chicken knows the bunnies only want to mate with them.

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Put arms on the chicken please

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But she already has wings

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Well that settles the debate of how a bird would wear pants.

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Laughed hard enough that I ain't even mad at vertical video.

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Glad you found it as funny as I did!

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Pretty sure I know why... v

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Haha

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That gif goes on unnecessarily long

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I like that the url for this gif has Yep in it.

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iYep. It's an Apple-patented response.

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It's the fucking dad from Chicken Little!

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@op can I ask you about raising chickens?

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of course!

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I just want you to know that I think your lawn and yard is lovely.

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Thank you!

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Let me love you!

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What place is this, that one would not only live next to an uncaged rabbit but also have the most hilarious chicken I've ever seen?

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Keeping a rabbit in a little cage all day is like putting your cat in a cage, and yet people do it anyway. Misconceptions. Yay.

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Agreed. Mine have their own room. Having a rabbit able to leave your yard though, means other things can also get in, and both are scary.

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Yeah I would never have my rabbit outdoors without supervision, and certainly not without a sealed enclosure and only visits to the outdoors

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Just Southern California! Yes we are a strange magical land

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It runs like the fat chicken/lady from the Disney version of robin hood.

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Lady Kluck? http://imgur.com/3SRAWE7.jpg

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YES! Lady Kluck kicks ass.

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Yep! ?1

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Yes!

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Can we please have this photo shopped with that chicken running from an explosion?

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What breed of chicken is that? :/

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Bantam maybe? Looks like a "show chicken".

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Big fucking fat one by the looks of it

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Most likely a blue cochin. They come in standard and bantam size.

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Anybody else think that loop was some kind of trap?

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Scrolling through the comments, I thought I was alone! +1

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I would bet money that the bunny is horny and wants to hump the chicken. Source: my horny rabbit did that all the time to my chicken.

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exactly,.

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Well look who logged onto Imgur after a month…

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dude i legit am on the app like 5x a day. its bad. but i rarely log into the computer and check my notifications. so now i look foolish.

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The Cadbury Corporation, everyone!

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I'm watching this and the bunny is not the fat one.

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It must be global warming

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That chicken looks like Peter Griffin...which is ironic given their history.

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It looks like your chicken has on bell bottom jeans lol!

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Looks like a Silkie or a Bantam.

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Bantam chickens are just smaller versions of breeds. This is a full sized Brahma or other feather footed breed. It's def not a silkie!

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Hard to tell from this video their sides. It's definitely not a Silkie though, you're right.

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Haha I'm totally imagining him wearing saggy jeans below his butt and he's pulling them up as he runs away!!

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Hysterical!!!

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loving this hahhahah

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Pantaloons!!!!

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There's something wrong with your dinosaur.

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Probably triggered its PTSD from the last extinction.

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I think your velociraptor may be autistic

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I can't wait till she is 18

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Your fat chicken scared shitless by a fat bunny*

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He's not a fat chicken hes fluffy

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I'm a butcher, let me check :)

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Techinically, this is a request to check out one's cock.

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If anybody but a lesbian says they are a vegetarian. Theyre are full of shit. They all eat cock

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That chicken run tho lol

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Bunny doesnt look fat. OPs chicken is the fat one.

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I could hear its boot going, clump.clump.clump.clump.clump.clump.clump.clump....

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Chocobo?

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Needs jazzhands

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Are we going to a party?

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Just look at that clucker run

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Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

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YUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUPYUP

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Yup yup yup yup

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swiggity swooty can't catch this booty

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Looks to me, like it has pants on.

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Grammar nazi: "Looks, to me, like it has pants on."

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Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!

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Lil chicken knickers

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That was my first thought too! Lil' chicken pantaloons!

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Pantaloons was my first thought too!

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http://imgur.com/Ylh3vqL

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What show is this?

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Answered earlier, but the company is Ardman. They are responsible for Wallace and Grommet, Shaun of the Sheep.

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Chicken Run

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It's a movie, called Chicken Run. It's hilarious.

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Where is the holy hand grenade?

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Beat me to it....

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Where's Brother Maynard when he's needed?

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Scrolled down to find this was not disappointed

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You win.

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Scrolled down for this: other generic response, always upvote Monty Python, final generic respone. Imgur lingo.

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Best part is they're running from a rabbit!

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I always upvote Drake and Josh

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Best comment by far!

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Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!

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Yes! The Holy Hand Grenade!!! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him!!!

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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Countith thou to 3....

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Three be the number of counting. Not 4! Three be the number. Not 2! Except that it be proceeded by 3!

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And 5 is right out.

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JESUS CHRIST!

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Easily the best "JESUS CHRIST!" in movie history.

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How about a spoiler alert?!? Someone may have been looking forward to watching this sometime soon.

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This moment isn't exactly a great plot twist

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One can only hope you're being sarcastic? The film came out 42 years ago, well surpassing the average imgur user demographic.

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Yeah, totally being sarcastic. I can quote this movie backwards and fwds. I just showed it to my 8 yr old for the first time and he loves 1/

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it, too, which made me ridiculously happy.

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Movie?? Plz

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail - antics include confirming a lady's a witch by proving she weighs lighter than wood

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By weighing her against a duck I might add

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"I'm not dead yet'"

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"She turned me into a newt."

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"... well I got better"

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There's also two great scenes which include me!

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Perfect.

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This is an interesting neighborhood with fat chickens and bunnies hopping around everywhere. Can I move in?

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Where? I'm local and would totally move there

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San Diego area, every city in the area is a little different. Some homes have yard space some don't. Some are a little more "rural"

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Valley Center? Bonsall?

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No San Marcos

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I'm relevant

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Real Life Disney movie!

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Where I live they strut around the streets and are protected...tourists love them, so do I =)

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Where is this glorious place?

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Key West!

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As someone who owns chickens. It's not as fun as it sounds

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Sorry for your experience. We have 55 birds. We love it.

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Ew. 55 I feel bad for you

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They free roam on three fenced-in acres then come back to roost at night.

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We had to keep ours in a pen. We had about 30 at one time until a fox got in. So we have 3 adults right now

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This is funny because the title says "fat bunny" but the chicken also looks fat

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Have you seen a chicken before? He is pretty normal size for a chicken, they have lots of feathers!

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I've seen plenty of chickens before. This one looks like he is wearing baggy pants haha! Lol

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He's just gold'n plump!

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She*

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I live in the suburbs in California :) lots of people have chickens here in their backyards

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What type of chicken is that? :)

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female

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Why tho?

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Chickens are AWESOME. They eat/kill spiders, cockroaches, ants, small snakes and many other pests.

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Because people care about where their food comes from.

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Eggs bruh

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Eggsactly

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Oh no

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same here! we had one of those disco pants chickens and one of the afro chickens, but raccoons busted into the coop and got just them :C

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Today I realised raccoons eat live chicken...

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It was quite messy ;_; RIP doodlefloof

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I knew I belonged in CA. I have been wanting to get chickens for the last couple of years.

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You can also do this in Texas, and save a lot of money! Get while the going's good! property value is going up down here.

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I have a yard full of chickens in Alabama. Horses and guinea fowl too. If you want a rooster you have to be in the country.

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They make hens lay more but can be fucking mean (believe me I have five and two are assholes) they're loud as hell too!

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norcal or socal?

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So cal

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That is SO Cal

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so can we coordinate a socal imgur meetup !? @sarah pls

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I was raised in Northridge/Chatsworth and we had a coop of chickens and some mean ass spotted hens! Haha this reminds me of home, fasho.

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San Diego peeps where you at?!

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Eyyyyyy

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Omg right here hi

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sd here ????

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Same ayyy

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Niceeee :)

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HB represent!

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I'm from Irvine and the only animals I ever see are dogs and bicyclists

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Nice, dude I actually LOL'd to this

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Laughed so hard at this, I live in SD, i have some friends who are bicyclists

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