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Jul 25, 2017 5:11 PM
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GingerSnaps83
He's adorable. I would 4th wheel the heck out of that guy.
IlioHae
Needs a PS of William and Catherine, with Harry taking the selfies
Cabcrazy
He cute af so if hes gay and wants a wheel hmu
TotallySaneScientist
This is so old I wouldn't doubt he's buried next to their tombstones by now.
hansolongdingdongtralala
4th selfie will be him being a peeping tom while the couple are having sex.
postgradprocrastination
ill gladly be his 4th wheel
beedoubleuthree
With each passing year he looks like he feels guiltier and guiltier for masturbating while he takes these photos. No shame, bro. You do you.
Peekapu
Wow!
84USNGT
Guy's cute. Cool eyes.
Dexilan
Cute, but you know nothing until you have no firemds at all
notinmywatch
maybe he is invisible to them and he is a creepy fuck
tanebou
You're ridiculously cute.
LhizJordn
Me af
ActionJohnnie
Was he the D in the DP?
jugustaf
Three years and three photos? Really?
Darthwaffler
I know. Some people have so much time on their hands.
JupitersWitch
Wow 3 years and not a single restraining order.
hollybadass
lemonfluff
Who is this?
hollybadass
The dude from hunger games
Janusha
Reminds me of the time I took a picture of myself every single day for 2 days in a row.
pierresito
HI MR. MEESEEKS I'M MR. MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!
KenGiffeyJr
thatdudethatslonely
Wow, basically my entire life
EmberBlush
Plot twist: he's the guys' identical twin. Seriously, Look at that 3rd picture!
SuburbanMeerkat
NoImDirtyDan
Damn he's gorgeous
acalt
Is... is he their pet?
ArdentSlacker
I think he's their cameraman.
tarataqa
Only in the bedroom.
evildance2good
lol
BishkekBeats
I don't mean to brag, but one time I went on a date
AutomationLayer
I'm proud of you too.
ruferto
i'm proud of you
LynxMcCoy
KenGiffeyJr
nefariouscat
Lol
maerdetin
That's easy, you're a cat.
Lebiram
This was wayyy funnier to me than what it probably should have been. Thanks for the laugh ❤
WingCoBob
kittyrebellion
JORDAN!?
earthyhillgivens
Haha who's this? I didn't post this, though!
Woggers
OOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S SOOOO CUTE~
MoreOvaltinePlz
Whoa this is weird. You're that guy
Woggers
Jorrly Jordan Ber-Glaner-dan <3
kittyrebellion
Goodness grcious, paul.
Piornet
He's really cute
hotdudecurator
No joke. I can easily fix his "being single" issue...
LordSloththeUndead
He's obviously too smart for that. He knows what's up.
SatoriEnlightenment
Are you a boy or a girl?
Piornet
Depends - what are you into?
SatoriEnlightenment
What's on the menu?
tarataqa
His personality must be shit then.
AngeloMonharti
/r/incels
7thlevelLazerLotus
Unlike yours, which is just a ray of sunshine.
tarataqa
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0941/7736/products/mg.ilyt_web_copy.jpeg
Nawoi
this is why I read the "bad comments"
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
That will never happen to me, I don't have any friends
evildance2good
same
passbi
Wow lol
Jaqdakloun
I'll be your friend........I promise I'm not a creepy clown.
WhatsInAUsernameThatsAlreadyInUse
Did you fap to these selfies?
QuiteADapperAsshole
Want to hang out with my and my gf?
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Again? I was just following you around earlier
Toderdj
Username relevant?
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
BukkakeTiramisu
I used to have a lot. They almost all went away as I got older. I thought having a house now people would want to hang out, nope, a lot 1/2
BukkakeTiramisu
Of them apparently we're opportunists. Best friends blowing off my kids first birthday, for a show last minute, yeah nah I'm happy 2/3
BukkakeTiramisu
sitting on my couch alone.
FuckingPhony
Amen.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
I feel ya, lost all mine shortly after highschool, now sit on my couch all day after work playing gta
purplemona
Play overwatch with me instead!
BukkakeTiramisu
I always want to play that but a ps4 is just too much money, and I need a better tv. I loved freemode on gta4
idontcarehoe
That's the best part, you can just follow a couple of strangers around and take selfies with them in the back round for 3 years
GrantLeavitt
*background* FIFY
WithPride
They'll only call you a stalker if they notice you. Hasn't happened to me yet.
CityofOrphans
"back round"
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Then show up to their wedding and probably have better stories than the best man even would.
yaFuckingWeapon
don't think they are strangers anymore after 3 years
Gorillionare
Then he's made some friends.
grouse
No, they then become the complainant.
watercolortitties
UnicornBooty9
Talk to me when you've been a 7th wheel.
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Try not even being invited!
ImADouchebag
Oh dude, I've been the 9th.
Chpgmr
what about a lone 1st wheel.
DarthZartanyus
I'd rather be a wheel than a square.
JWes11
Emily maybe? Surely not @UnicornBooty9
UnicornBooty9
Surely not indeed. It's Becky.
l009
Yea, well I got no friends.
emilioooooo
Seventh heaven?
TheAtomicTangerine
So basically my entire four years of high school?
useonlysixteen
I've been an 11th wheel, it wasn't a good time
CardboardPizzas
"Yeah, you can come to the orgy but you don't have to take part."
Mikeiller
I've always been more of an "Old flat tire in the trunk that you really should have gotten replaced by now" kinda wheel.
MrHasuu
i've been the 5th and 7th wheel in my group of friends for a good long while.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
i mean i've been the fifth p often. then both couples would split up to do the dirty and i'd be awkwardly sitting on my phone.
foulballtocenterfield
The trick is to find a bunch of friends who are also third wheelers so you all form an LAV of loneliness.
nepomuki
In my group of friends we are 7 couples and 1 single ????
thinkofthechildren
I was the 15th wheel once
infernopg
going on vacation with my friend (3 couples tomorrow) so what do you want to talk about?
FlashpointProvider
Hi there, 9th wheel speaking
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I was the only one in my cousin get together without a partner. So I was the... 1 second, doing math... 15th wheel. Does that count?
Parablelost
Keep on truckin.
SarcasticBritishPerson
5 friends and I booked a 3 week holiday in Thailand and then said 5 friends brought their girlfriends. I was the 11th wheel :\
UnicornBooty9
I went to Thailand alone, to avoid this scenario.
squeesqueemcgee
I don't have that many friends...
PfcTommi
9th. Went to Centre parcs with Dad, his partner, her 3 kids and their partners
pookieeatworld
I have been one for a whole weekend. It pissed me off cuz they all basically threw it in my face, too...
ona2master
What about a 5th wheel in Disneyland with the 6th one being a gay guy who didn't even think I was attractive?
sebbecht
Once upon a time there was a group of 7 friends. One started dating another in secret, her best friend started dating his as revenge. 1/2
sebbecht
Then, I introduced the last two of my friends and they started dating. Parties and movie nights later I decided:new friends > 7th weel. 2/2
poilck
I've been this and it is the worst
ThySausagePrince
You're not doing it right if you haven't at least had sex with at least one of your friend's lady friends.
ThySausagePrince
Or guy friends, forgive me if I've assumed your gender.
CreepyPhlox
Been there done that! Had friends want to plan a couple's vacation but said "we have to wait for noturmodeltype to be in a r'ship 1st."
fluhatinrapper
Damn, that's tough
Nightcaste
That's some weird poly shit there
lada21
Ive done 9th wheel.
TheVakarian
7th wheel all weekend on at a comic-con. Beat that.
bleujak
I have haha it's great , I always sleep by myself on trips and all the boys make sure I'm happy so I can chill with their girlfriends
RubelliteFae
It's worse when there's an 8th and everyone is somewhere making out, but #8 isn't into you (or vice versa).
itsppearsyoucanindeed
we were the 9th and 10th wheels with a friend at a birthday dinner. the waitress thought we were gay.
keyboardshinobi6
Get different friends for those times.
kattpappan
The older you get, the higher uneven number of a group you become.
batdrewskimidas
I'm currently the 9th wheel on family vacation.
BoozeHound001
Ohh you mean prom? Just kidding they told me to refund my ticket because I couldn't find a date.
BikerDykeFromMars
I've been there. It was fine and no one cared bar one guy who insisted on bringing it up any time I was the only single guy around.
Ruterra
Try being a 9th wheel... but at least we don't need to worry about the drama of being in a relationship.
ForeignMusic
I was 17th wheeling at this years prom. I know how you feel.
FawkesSake
I have a friend who managed to be the 9th wheel one time. Next week, we got her a giant birthday badge and a crown that said 9. She cried.
fluhatinrapper
Sweet or salty tears?
FawkesSake
pretty sure it was a mixture of both. Would probably go great on popcorn
enzio64
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OkzjiNBI4
SlackerTactical
wow you have six friends?
weefaerie
no he has 3 friend who have girlfriends.
UnicornBooty9
No I have three friends who have (had) boyfriends
weefaerie
i was the 5th wheel with my friends for years. dinners, movies, vacations around the world. it was still fun but yeah...
RerackTheFingWeights
I was briefly the third wheel of my own ex boyfriend and his new girl. Sure, I have no friends yet because of it, but thank Dog I moved away
Jigglypuff90
Lol you mean god
RerackTheFingWeights
You bet your buns I meant Dog. I guess the God guy is pretty okay too though
tenebrisangelus
that's really fucked up. I would never ever hangout with my ex. I'm sorry you had to do that
RerackTheFingWeights
We broke up on good terms. I'm just insufferably nice and he's just an immature shitwit with the irresistable face of a puppy.
Solborn
Talk to me when you've been a lug nut for a second spare.
prolificchicken
leo ?
ShelleyBaldwin271
Yeeeeesss I'm not alone
MargoMcKnew
holy shit i was about to comment this
TheStaleBread
My exact thought
prolificchicken
Ravenseeker
Been there, it sucked.
ChilidishSadbino
Talk to me when you've been a fourth wheel.
BurgerAndCries
Been there. All three of them left without me.
StonedRain
You, me, her, and that other guy we don't sleep with.
SDtrashpanda
easybrz
I've been a 13th wheel.... I have 6 siblings and they're all in relationships with kids.
prolificchicken
say that again .... slowly
easybrz
I. Have. Six. Siblings. They. Have. Six. Significant. Others. I. Have. Been. The. Thirteenth. Wheel.
easybrz
Slow enough?
easybrz
I've been the 7th wheel every time 3 sets where busy 7 is fuck all.
InaneData
Oh. So, a Tuesday night?
InaneData
No, really. Literally my Tuesday nights.
PimpMaster23
Atleast youre a wheel bro
cheeeeesegromit
I've been the 17th wheel at a beach cabin weekend. Even the two dogs there were together.
TurangaLeeIa
Can second. It starts getting laughable at that point
DepressedHappyMuffin
We good chinese fantasy characters now.
ForeverSleepin
I have three friends flying over From Ireland (to England). They took it upon themselves to invite the girlfriends. 7th wheel for life
GreetingsPrograms
Been there... At this point I'm getting good at it. NO I'M NOT
UnicornBooty9
Either laugh or cry...or steal everyone's drink while they are being all couple-y. I do all three.
cwblackandyellow
It's the order that matters most, in this case.
DontMakeMeBeThatGuy
Same. Lol
Tonberryc
As a single person with married friends,
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Every single person on the internet thinks this. Yet here I am married with a kid, own a house, 2 cars and disposable income.
Tonberryc
There's always one person that has to jump on the anecdotal evidence train. The reality is that the average marriage is very expensive.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Erm, not really? Marriage is generally financially much more stable and lucrative
ParagonofPlot
Ironically, being married tends to increase your income; you're more likely to get promotions/raises, get better jobs etc. Single is awful.
Tonberryc
That's not even remotely true, and people believe being single is financially better because the average marriage is incredibly expensive.
nephthystraugott
I think wheel number should equal min relationship cardinality in group + 1. So if it's a group of 4 couples you're still 3rd wheel. 1/2
RubelliteFae
A 3-wheeled vehicle is stable, particularly compared to a 2-wheeler. The 5th wheel becomes a problem b/c it's useless.
nephthystraugott
To 7th wheel you need a polya group of 6 people all romantically interlinked somehow, go out with them + no smaller relationship groups
Chpgmr
Sense8?
Noumenon72
Part 2 was far better thought out than I expected. You're quite the theorist.
zbobet2012
I about died laughing when you went to the Polya groups.
EnzoGlitch
Homie, I've been 13th wheel
GlassCannon570
I've been 16th wheel. Technically second wheel of a Segway duct taped to the back of four cars, all of which duct taped together.
Arceus
Dude, you and me both.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
But the orgies are great tho
easybrz
Me too!
UnicornBooty9
I've been up to 9th wheel so far (once). Really hoping I never beat this personal high score.
iamlikelytoforgetthis
I hit 15th a few weeks ago.....
SignificantDeficiency
9th wheels unite!
ImmaterialHour
11th, and at that time the only person i thought i could trust started announcing to everyone the name of the one who i liked at the time.
ejic
Try 17th wheel
eequalsmcsquared
43rd wheel here
TheFinalDoctor
Been the 21st wheel before
SendMeYourFavoritePicture
Just went on vacation with my 3 older brothers. Soooo yeah.
SederHishtalshelus
Well when you cry like thaat
zsefvgb
For me its family camping weekend. An annual tradition
StrongIndependentBlackHairedWoman
I volunteer as tribute to go on the next vacation with you!
tenebrisangelus
I don't get it. Usually the youngest is spoiled and gets everything. I might be wrong. I'm the middle child and usually the one ignored.
FragileDonkey
Vacationed with sister and mother last summer. I'm in my mid 30's. Try and beat that one..
PizzaSlutForever
I'm 47 and I'm going with my dad. As I did last year, and the year before...
TheRightonRed
Specific as fuuuuuck, sorry op he suck.
Thelibrarianchick
It all depends if you had fun or not, and where you went
FragileDonkey
I had fun and did my own thing. At the time I wasn't seeing anyone. No big deal. I don't tell people tho. Just sounds creepy said out loud
Thelibrarianchick
I've gone on trips overseas with my mom. It's extra awkward cause she thinks I'll get sex trafficked at any moment.