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Oct 22, 2016 6:32 PM
SidRay
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hashtagdwarves
As a frequent traveler that never gets the middle, yeah, I agree.
MrAcurite
Better idea. Everyone gets the back half of the left armrest and the front half of the right armrest
GreenOnions3
Fuck that.
TINACHOOOO
I once got the middle next to a mom with child in lap. I got no armrests and a sleeping child's head in my lap.
BongoMonkeyPooPooPlatter
Yeah, I guess that sounds fair +1
ThatWizardCameFromTheMoon
Oh, and if you're in the wrong seat, please move. Trust me when I say that I'd rather sit next to no one than your big/skinny/young/old ass.
ElleWoodsIRL
Saw an argument on a plane b/c a guy sat in a seat that wasn't his. He told the woman who had that seat that he "deserved it more than her"
IngrahamLincoln
BearsWhiteSoxFan
Thank you for this post!
RAGESTARVED
This is assuming airline passengers act orderly. They don't, so I do what I must in order to survive.
bobswarley13
All hail Jim Jefferies
PavelSvimba
Fuck you I'll take what I want
porygon17
A person's leg room is sacred. Don't be an asshole and stick your bag in someone else's spot
Wombatish
Or your fucking knee!!
mikemonk1
Dont be a cunt
TexasRaised
NoIWillNotFixYourComputer
too legit
NutsForKnots
April 18th!
TheMightyMoto
Sounds good to me.
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Or or or airline companies should start making comfortable seating with plenty of space.
KyloSolo
Wishful thinking.
Alphaogre
USA domestic flight, bring the smelliest food you can find, take your shoes off and act like its your living room sitting in sweats and PJs.
WorldWolf
Was on a flight and they werent even using the armrest but i was too polite to even use it :(
cogs
Or, and this is just a thought, you could JUST FUCKING SHARE LIKE YOU WERE TAUGHT IN KINDERGARTEN.
brightintempas
Also, don't be a jerk to someone if they recline their seat in front of you. It's not in your lap, just let it go.
ffilm
Agreed. I paid for that seat and all its functions; one of them is reclining. That seat's operational area doesn't stop at "fully upright."
randolphjcarter
There should either be enough room to recline without compromising other peoples space or the seats should be fixed. Simple as...
bigscarymonster
I'm assuming you're pretty short. I'll have people slam the seat in front of me into my knees multiple times with me saying 1/
bigscarymonster
It's not going to go back any further, I'm too tall. It's like they think my legs will crush and move out of the way if they do it enough.
moodytravesty
Aisle guy gets the armrest because he has to get up 3x as much up for restroom access
RAGESTARVED
They have to get up 7 times as much. The Transit-Toilet Law states the more people have to be walked through, the more often one pees.
RAGESTARVED
Thus for every 1 time the aisle person gets up, the middle person will get up 2 times, and the window person will get up 4 times.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
And thats why I fly first class, peasants.
xycotic
And if the guy by the window won't give up your armrest.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=LNeEDCr_3KY
OdinsMightyBeard
Thanks for that laugh +1 ol chap
seaker243
A CUNT SIR!
LatoyaTheExploya
Aisle seat all the way!
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Yeah, my knees can't take the other seats.
kermie92
I like the window to lean my head/look out. But if my row was stinky, I'd prefer the aisle to breathe into
SquatttingDog
It's the only opportunity for people watching I get.
NotAfraidToOffendYou
I once had a guy request to switch me for the aisle because he wanted the room. hard no I booked the aisle so I could have the room.
GreenZebraCoconuts
Love when someone sits in your aisle seat and pretends like they just picked a random seat. Like oh I didn't know this seat was better.
BoopingTheBooper
At 6"5' I don't even have a choice. Go aisle seats!
Rox2
Window for me, unless it's a red-eye. Nothing to look at anyway, might as well have aisle access.
geekeryunlimited
We live in a society!
niel0823
GET TO THE BACK OF THE PLANE!
catsnkartsnhashtarts
SERENITY NOW!
cardsox
We're not ANIMALS!!!
CrimsonKingKiller
I'm giving you the front half of the armrest though!
TheBeardJew
You take the back and you take the whole fucking armrest
ThomasFernandez
You bitchy queen!
Wildflounder
I got to drink with him after a show. Nicest guy. I bought him a drink and gave it to him. He asked if I "Bill Cosby-ed" it
Mr107
I saw him on my 21st. I was bummed out cause I didn't know what bar he was going to after the show.
CrimsonKingKiller
Did you ask if that would be as innocent as Bill Cosby rape, as far as rape goes?
Wildflounder
I gave a resounding "hell yea!" He smiled said "good, just checking" then slammed it down
DiCK14
I got to drink with him too after a show also...him and Forrest Shaw. I couldn't believe it.
Wildflounder
Which show did you go to
DiCK14
Around march at casino del sol in Tucson.
MandaloreIncognito
What kind of plane or airline has those seating arrangements, like in the picture? Planes I've been on only have 2 rows of 3 seats.
Kerberos623
Depends on the size of the airplane and on the configuration of the airlines.
WeatherSystems
I've only been on one in the picture twice, once from Chicago to Denver (due to many cancelled flights) and the other from Boston to Paris.
Luchalma
I fly US to Australia quite often. The long international flight has three rows of three seats or 3-5-3.
Rox2
3-5-3 should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Rox2
"Widebody" or long-haul aircraft (Boeing 777, Airbus A330, etc). 767s usually have 2-3-2 which I consider ideal.
cogs
You're in need of some horizon-expanding. It's called a wide-body. Two aisles. Fly international and you'll be on something like this.
MandaloreIncognito
Yeah, I don't do international... at least, not any time soon.
cogs
If you're ever on a Boeing 747, 767, 777, or 787; or an Airbus 330, 340, 350, or 380, it's a widebody. Domestically, they're rarely used.
lukewarmbookworm
I'm too poor for airplanes. Do bus/train/car etiquette.
Fuzzynubz
Bus etiquette: don't ever ride a fucking bus. This is the proper way to handle the situation.
humblefish
Stop peeing on everything.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
If you want to sleep, sleep on the ground.
GothKirby
Train etiquette: don't take up a four seater table with yourself, your bag and your laptop, you piece of shit.
DMQ88
Don't put your bag on its own seat.
IWasInThePool
Just watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
WalterMatthau
If you hitchhike, don't forget the code
notabrainlet
For fucks sake don't launch into a rant about your employer with absolute strangers. In a Seattle public bus, I got ranted at about 1/2
notabrainlet
How Microsoft are cheapskates and don't buy thier parking lot employees windbreakers and how Mr. Allen throws swinger parties. 2/2
Aelinsaar
The person with the most obvious mental illness or body odor gets the most space.
Bambing
This is possibly the funniest comment I've ever read, I live by that rule
Aelinsaar
Thanks, but I have to admit, it was a comment inspired by an episode of 30 Rock. Not the phrasing, but the concept.
Bambing
Hahaha I should watch that show then
Aelinsaar
Definitely, it's hilarious!
TobySomething
Yeah, don't be greedy
ipound
Browsing on the bus. And totally unrelated I have an open seat next to me
Aelinsaar
Are you reading the comments out loud? That would do it. ;)
ipound
WHO YOU CALLING A PSYCHO!
Aelinsaar
*Suddenly has whole bus to self*
fatfury
Hahah. Or the jerk using fake mental illness and odor to their advantage.
Aelinsaar
"What's my secret you ask? Why... I always carry a small mustelid in my pocket."
fatfury
One time me and my friend argued about the seats we were getting on the plane. Almost came to fisticuffs. We finally settled and as we geton
fatfury
And sit down... A 300+ lb guy who smelled like complete shit sits down next to my buddy in the seat we fought over. That was enough for me..
fatfury
we begin to get ready the take off.. The big guy pulls out a bible and starts preaching to my friend as we take off. Glad I gave up the seat
Table5
There are 2 middle seats on some planes. What now satan?
WateryTartan
A fight to the death of course.
thedevil
Uhhh... only sell those seats to compatible amputee's?
Yocheeseburgers
Furthest guy in gets it because he's furthest away from bathroom
OreoD
Makes sense
MikeAracter
Assert dominance ,piss on both arm rest and stare with wide eyes the whole flight.
ilovebees
Thunderdome. Two passengers enter, one passenger leaves. (and gets arm rest rights.)
battlepants
Mandatory cuddles
sociopathmaniac
Then the two in the middle will have to do the polite 'I'm stronger than you' hold on the arm rest.
sociopathmaniac
DuH
HumpbackWhale89
One gets the middle armrest, the other gets to sleep on the first ones shoulder.
Legallord
aww
MrSkar
Cough into your arm and then claim both armrests for yourself
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
be civilized adults... whichever one kills the other in hand to hand combat gets both rests
PenisUnicorn
Double armrests?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Be the bigger, dominating one and claim both. Bring a flag.
VikingInOz
Also, don't lean back if the person behind you is very tall... please!
StandardDeviant
Vote someone off the island. Play Russian roulette until there are 3 people remaining. It's all in the safety manual.
AmbassadorStephenWinter
Flight to Paris I had this. It's always goddamn Paris. They lost my luggage too.
overboard
Raise up middle armrest, and they get to bone.
steveohnoes
Hold hands
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
And hope for the best.
dawnzoom
Username checks out
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
Does it?
Superchief86
And here I was going to suggest that someone loses an arm. Two kinds of people in this world, I guess.
Waitingforthedarknes
steveohnoes
perfect
TheJonSnowShow
Sounds like satan
tankwanks
The hunger games
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
YOU POLITELY, YET FIRMLY, CUT THE OTHER PERSONS ARM OFF.
OreoD
politely
mawmac
Your comment makes this post.
Table5
Thank you kind sir.
mawmac
Not a dude. But you're most welcome!
Table5
Apologies m'lady.
kawwmoi
Did you just assume your gender?
mawmac
Yes. For the last 51 years.