If she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension!
20
6
521
When my 12 y.o. nephew asks me if I know what memes are
22
20
560
I was in the pool!
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700
MRW I want to celebrate my cake day but I haven't finished my Christmas shopping yet
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1777
Comparing the 2016 and 2020 election forecasts , same day four years apart
3
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125
MRW my lying ex suddenly texts me after learning I got a great new, high-paying job
35
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1496
"Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner."
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8
406
In Memoriam: 2016
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43
10444
Team Newman
21
5
214
Who's in? We can carpool, I've got jerky and a book of roadside attractions we can check out on the way.
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1
286
The Hollywood Exec and the Hand Transplant That Changed His Life
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Chicago Cubs: 2016 World Series champions
9
0
435
Team Schumann
6
0
93
In Memoriam: 2016 (Part II)
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5360
This album is dedicated...
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1185
Team Cumin
10
0
118
MRW I see the Grand Marshall of the Rose Parade
4
0
365
RIP Gordie Howe
22
6
22
Who Said It, Part II: Donald Trump or Pierce Hawthorne?
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8
3287
MRW I'm Katie Ledecky and win the 800m freestyle by 11 seconds
14
1
836
Team Newman
4
0
77
They play so fine don't you agree?
-3
1
316
The $35,000 parking space
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5366
ET Comes Home
21
6
638
Hillary likes to say that Bernie's ideas won't fly in America, and only she can get things done
7
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697
MRW when @DoctorHookEm says he'll make a detailed post tomorrow about his night with a porn star
36
7
1831
Tagger vandalizes veterans memorial
31
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754
Clinton (county) goes for Sanders
1
1
88
Think I'll catch up on that Sunday paper I didn't finish...oh :(
6
1
109
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
9
4
732
MRW they find a knife buried at the house where my ex wife was stabbed to death
12
7
126
This is not an Onion headline
6
11
74
Who said it: Donald Trump or Jeremy Jamm?
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2016, show me what you got.
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70
When you see it...
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4
41
Thank you for flying with Initech
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141
Bill Lumbergh
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241
It's my cake day. Cheers!
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1985
"I told you to never go against the family..."
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4
59
Which one of us is truly "disabled"?
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734
"Safe space"
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30
1175
I heard today's date was significant in movie lore
5
1
48
Kobe Bryant will retire at end of season
-1
7
304
Update on Glenn Ford, the man wrongly put on death row
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570
203851
U of Missouri protesters turn their ire on reporters
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16
186
MRW I look out the window tonight
14
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60
Update: Freed inmate Glenn Ford dies of lung cancer
9
14
21
Good grief
7
7
42
MRW I don't get as many upvotes as I thought I would
12
3
216
MRW my friend asks me what my imgur username should be
15
9
13050
Hungry sea lion pups are showing up on San Francisco streets
69
18
2394
Seismologist live tweets premier of "San Andreas"
66
13
6032
Marriage equality in the U.S.
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45
702
Exonerated death row inmate meets his prosecutor
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47
42
UC Davis Pepper Spray rebuttal
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MRW when @mistersavage gets almost as many points in one day as I have in over a year
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