r0bber
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And the next day, and the next day
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day
Feb 10, 2016 5:09 AM
r0bber
52623
1721
164
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day
SolidifiedSarcasm
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
ILikeImgur69
"Oh well, guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
ProxHD
SOILED IT!!
OohWopDaBam
N is for anywhere, anytime at allllllll
PrunkMasterFlex
And I only cried for 20 minutes!
hibsta
Can you feel it now, Mr Krabs?
link96
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
smaug777000
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, the end
Hriedmarr
Is that what he's calling it?
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
And say hello to used napkin
Chimijandra
Oh my gosh. Hahaha!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Hahahahaha
ThePsychoanalyst
The pioners used to ride these babies
Dideverythingjusttastepurple
For miles*
nooneknowswhatitsliketobethefatman
Do you smell it? That smell? The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells.... smelly.
Nemock
if it smells you're not supposed to comment on it!
thegirlimgurwarnedyouabout
You win
MobiusAzarath
Lol omg
DasAngst123456
......anchovies
scc2844
Techniiiique. Techniiiique. Techniiiique.
floxsyu
LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT.
LordIndica
...Kinky
LordCommanderofUsersub
ME HOY MINOY NOY MEMY OY
Chimijandra
Okay, why aren't you up at the top. I laughed so hard!
skankmonster
ALASKAN BULL WORM!
Tate713
That is my favorite episode ever.
jakefr0mstatefarm
My leg!!!
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
Subtle. Nice
dontfearthecreeper
I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it... I NEEEEDD IIIIITTTT!
thegirlimgurwarnedyouabout
Hahahaha
ayyytony
Oh boy! Three A.M.!
uniman2
I'm ready!
PBusPass
NeHoy! NeHoy! NeHoy! Ne..Hoy.
ChodesNShlongs
Best one
Pippipdodoodelydoo
I believe it is pronounced Nehoy M'noy
PBusPass
Your username sounds hella fancy.
ReallyHotJetFuel
"Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin?"
erick1293
http://imgur.com/XCTvvKS
PassiveAgressiveShark
Oh.my.god. hahahahahaha
crush2920
This one needs more upvotes
Ifoundthething
Don't forget the pelvic WOO!
InformalProof
woooOOOOoooo, WOOOOooooOooo
blueprintbro
It'll go straight to your thighs! Then you'll explode!
colonlikethespray
Blow up*
RockPaperSciccorsLizardSpock
Uhmmmm... excuse me sir but you're sitting on my body which is also my face
johannataylorgang
this wins in my book
RockPaperSciccorsLizardSpock
Then we might have the same book. First I was going to type "Are ya ready Kids?'
johannataylorgang
I read all the comments to my coworkers and yours made us laugh the hardest!
RockPaperSciccorsLizardSpock
Wow you are really not like all the other pervert bastards who see a dickbutt in every occasion (like me) "you made me blush"
mabas9395
IMAGINAAAAAAAATION!!!
MrMcCookieMuffin
3:
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
"ARRRRGH!" "BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP!"
scenedamage
And we have a winner!
imthatoneguyyouwonderabout
damn it, the internet always beats me to my punch line.. take the updoot
itwasthedog
I have a girlfriend and this is my life... Sometimes I wonder wtf
captain5
Rofl rofl hahaha this guy is on point.
Atorresn306
Nailed it
TheToiletPaperThatRippedWhileYouWereWiping
He isn't nailing anything is the point
Logmister10
You win.
ProfessorWasp
I NEEEEEEEED IT!
XantusiaHunter
I almost spit out my coffee!!! Bravo!
WrathCore696
In a box
WickisnumberONE
"I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!"
MesserAuditore
HERE COMES THE GIANT FIIIIST
kickinghero85
Best one
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
"NO NO WAIT PATRICK THIS IS THE REAL SQUIDWARD!"
Walrus14
FIRMLY GRASP IT.
shermanerma
This is the quote I was looking for; perfect.
NonConformistFlamingo
Oh my god, no joke: I made this joke mid-petting session with my husband two nights ago and we both just LOST IT.
spadoodie
"Are you ready kids?"
spoopinator
I CANT HEEEEEAAAR YOUUUUUU
ReubixCube
Hohoho nice
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
Mos2414
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Calm down there Jared
jmeyers1983
Nobody wants to see my footlong anymore...
Satinsball
"AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!"
RonnieKielbasa
I can't hear you
notanothertobbe
Ohhhhhhhhu
chri
YES!!
Chimijandra
Nooooo
TheYoungJaywalker
sweet101052
F is for friends that do stuff together
TimeFoDat
U is for URANIUM ... Bomb.
Rafiredog
C is for cake!.. Right?
sweet101052
Damn straight it is
somespazzoid
K is for "you're Kidding.. right?"
taylorpaigesmith
U is for you and me
MX526
N is for anywhere and any time at all
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
WhatTheDormouseSaid
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
U is for uranium... BOMBS
Kunai118
N is for no survivors