LordCommanderofUsersub

44578 pts · June 17, 2015

Night gathers, and now my browse begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no votes, hold no trophies, father no posts. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my desk. I am the upvote in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Usersub, for this night and all the nights to come. But in all seriousness, buy me a pizza.