For thy honor, Peeping Tom gets the Viking funeral he deserves.

Apr 24, 2017 8:25 PM

For 6 years, Peeping Tom was a loyal friend. Rest in Valhalla, fellow.

i remember drawing this ,a year ago for, peeping tom http://imgur.com/Du4qJXC

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But did you use matches or a small bow and flaming arrow?

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What is that creature with a silver eye, a moray?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Desire to know more intensifies*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How old was he? Did you at least try taking him to a @fishdoctor before setting him on fire?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was he named Peeping Tom because he was kept in the restroom?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zebra Danio? Love the name, sorry for your loss of a good pal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sleeping Tom

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

R.I.P.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bet he would've enjoyed the view had you not cut that troll in half. So long, Tom.

9 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 4

But now it's the mermaid at the bow of the ship...

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Till Valhalla!

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This half-assed repost does not do the OC justice. Now if I could just find that..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

May he meet all his former companions and glory forever in the afterlife, and may we sing songs about his greatness at the meadhall til dawn

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried fish fillet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

say lightly fried fish fillet one more time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tasty

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May @fishlords have mercy on his soul

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Repost....Not your fish

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 3

Got a new name for OP: actuallychangedmyusernametwice , you can copy paste, uw

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I KNEW I had seen this before! I was actually looking for repoststatistics

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The fish is a lie

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Always love it when someone gives the original post and iv already upvoted it, makes me feel like a proper imgurian

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And it isn't even the casual reposter, it's the thieving reposter, who passes content off as his own.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This looks delicious. Where can i get the recipe.

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 6

Newegg.com

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Get a fish, marinate for 6 years in a bowl w/ cheap fish food, when it's ripe it'll float to the top, slap it on some matchbooks, light it.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Perfect response for what some might consider an inappropriate question. +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OMG STOP, He's Not dead, his eyes are wide opened !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you think this fish is going to valhalla this fish isn't even a snack and i don't belive he died in a battle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP Danny O...... anyone....no one....I guess I'm just fishing for upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

* Bagpipes *

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rock the fuck on! I've always wanted to give a pet a viking funeral. You actually did it. You son of a bitch you did it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he die in fish battle?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The dad accidently moved him out of the sunlight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly nope, so he's probably going down to hel

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if he had a valknut cut into his flesh or was a valiant jarl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a danio, it's 100% going to hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years? That seems really old for a tiny fish

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

That looks like a zebrafish. Those MFers have long lives. The lifespan is 2-3 years in captivity but well kept get to over 5 years.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Mined made it to almost 7 years and then was brutally eaten by the cherry barbs

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Six is over five. Story checks out.

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Lightly fried fish fillet......

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Thems good eatin'

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Perfect placement :D

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut up. Or I get the jumper cables.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had to come back to upvote this gem

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Me too!

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Goddammit, Mr Noodle!

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WTF Dad, it's 1:15 in th AM

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

I love references.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what she order?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand that reference

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And I understand that reference!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh, good sir. Take my upvote!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be grilled over charcoal? Still upvoted even with the incorrect nomenclature.

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Mice

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Dice

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Say it one more time....

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Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets.

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Don't think I've ever seen a Viking funeral for a pet before... interesting

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I threw a jazz funeral for my hamster. Confused/alarmed my neighbors, but they were jerks anyways.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He needs to be burned with a shield and sword at his side, otherwise he'll stand no chance in Valhalla

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My family made a pyre for our ferret. Since we couldn't bury her due to permafrost (Canada)

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I suppose that's logical

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also Canada. Held a viking funeral for a dead bird found on the sidewalk. But no permafrost in my case - it was August when we did it.

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No sword=no Valhalla. Poor fish.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aww

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The fish also didnt die in battle (most likely)

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I watched one for a scorpion before.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Woah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We sent one of our chickens to Valhalla with a proper Viking funeral down river last summer. RIP Gabbitha.

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Imagine one for a malamute.... Hope you have a small yacht you're done with....

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We did one after I miscarried. I took a picture but it just looks like a smudge of flame in the dark.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait what

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A picture of the tiny paper boat on fire! Not... yeah. Not that.

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I had one for a moth I found

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My friends and I had one for a pet cat once. Bonfire by the lake + Viking funeral.. it coupled well. Or maybe we just like fire, actually.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine and I performed one for a pigeon that had flown into a window and broken its neck. Not our pet, we were just really bored.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i had one for my old battle.net username

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Like you wrote it on a piece of paper and did this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wrote it on a piece of paper then put it in a paper boat. floated it in my bathtub then lit it on fire

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Sounds like a good way to set off the smoke alarm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had one for battle.net

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I've seen on imgur alone: A bee, a snail, and a betta fish.

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Maybe later I should add my Dwarf African frog. Or just the boat since he "bled out"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My father in law requested a viking burial on his cabin lake...wonder if thats legal?

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I'd imagine the fire in the lake could be an issue, but you could check with local police/fire/parks and rec departments or fish and game

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, no. Unless your country has really, really relaxed laws about dumping corpses, since it doesn't actually cremate you at all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to one of the Great Lakes and boat out a bit, or go in the middle of nowhere along the coast. You'll be fine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only know that it's illegal if the person is still alive.

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Oooh Burn!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check with your local gov't. You never know unless you ask.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as you soak the logs in wood first, to make sure it lights. Should be ok.

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That's an oldie. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soak the logs in wood.. *noted*

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly yes, IF you do some legal work around shenanigans because of open air cremation regulations.

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