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Before Google blocked it...
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Trust Fall Accident.
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Why guillotines when we could use catapults with no landing pads?
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I'm losing my boy
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Even the gods make mistakes. And when they do, and they falter, we will destroy them. And then get icecream.
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Extra Medium Super Moderate Double Average Dump
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Daffodils with malicious intent. Grass with a history of larceny. A tree who dreams unfathomable horrors. Welcome to Nightvale.
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I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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Poe Tay Toe Force Five
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Life is hard, and the future is uncertain: Don't forget to charge your vibrators.
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While we wait for the vanquishment of capitalism, and the creation of justice, I bring you this relieving dump. And take no responsibility for any discomfort, rashes, financial hardships, elbow sprains, spontaneous allergies, or attractions to hair bands
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Inflatable elephants are seldom wrong in matters of fashion, finance, and fisticuffs.
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Do not get out of bed. Do not go to work. Money is a lie, and is fact, not real. Capitalism is the nemesis, and this is how we shall fight. Or procrastinate, whatever, but you're late and its your own fault, for legal purposes. Your hair looks great
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Flannel grows on trees if the tree absorbs the body wearing it. This has been fun fact science corner!
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Your hair looks great today, and damn...those lungs...MAGNIFICENT!
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101 Curated Imgur Comments - Eschewed Context Version
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Why is there a rat in the freezer? And other 'That's Not A Funny' stories!
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I bring to you a gift from your friendly neighborhood coma enthuziast.
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Time is short and we are running out of life, quick, deploy the Maximum Efficiency Dump (TM)
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How do I know that these bones inside me are not far more ancient than I; but a passing suit that it wears to stay warm and give it passage to other lands?
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Give your mind unto the void, your thoughts drifting and no longer bound to the husk in which you reside.
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The rains fall, but the fields go fallow. Businesses close, and empires fade from our memories. SHOP WALMART.
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If you're cold, they're cold, put them in your mouth.
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In the face of adversity, punch god right in the face.
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Do not tumble dry your bones. Air dry only. Hand washing encouraged.
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The hills are alive with the sound of the uuunndeeaaad...AHHHHHHHH!H!!#&!*@&!
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A breath of fresh air. A threat. Laughter for a reason you cannot recall. A loose bone you do not recognize. Welcome to Nightvale.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in your freezer, or ideally a location that is far harder to find in a search. - A proverb and not literal advice, for legal reasons.
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The Wings Of A Crow...But Pink?
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Well, that's enough character development for the day, time for a nice soothing (depressing? who knows?!) dump.
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With a high enough velocity, you too can escape capitalism.....SPACE!!!
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The ripples calm, the water stands, and even the air holds its breath. Time pauses, to finally take its rest, eternal.
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Terms and conditions apply. Just make sure to read the small print, and no matter what you do, for your safety, definitely make sure not to
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If we were a civilized nation, good quality breakfast food would be available 24/7. But here we are.
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Eat your loved ones and they'll be part of you forever.
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I pulled out some detail to make it easier to see the most distant and faint galaxies, and thought you might want to see it too.
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Quit your job, inhabit a potato, dust the curtains, forgive the moon for its sins. Grow.
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I walk into the prairie. I never return. They try to get me. I run. They chase. I leave traps. I get two of them. One remains. They fall, I feel compassion. They attack me. I remove their ear. Its Van Gough. I'm a time traveler.
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You deserve to be happy, to be loved, and to have a good life. Here's some stolen shit.
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It's not an apocalypse, it's just sparking end of the world.
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I hope you're all having a good day.
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The stars scream at night, but you cannot hear them.
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Write me a haiku and I will give you nearly nothing in return.
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Post Thanksgiving Leftovers Dump
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The snows fall, the land quiets. The embers crackle and the crone rests.
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Put the gun down Mr Potato Head...you don't have to do this...
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The beauty of nature.
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You are invincible and immortal...but if it hurts too much your soul runs away from your body. Coward.
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Fixed it
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God slept through his alarm, and did not come into work today. This is the consequence of his incompetence that we now all live through.
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When madness finally breaks, we hear the echoes of the void.
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Awaken Musta Krakish, The Lake Troll. Bring unto us...memes
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Good night, Nightvale...Goodnight...
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One brain cell for kicking. One brain cell for fuckery.
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Abandon your regrets. Murder your shame. Manslaughter your embarassment. Destroy your hesitation. Give a funny haircut to your discomfort. Discard your pants, they are an illusion. Where was I going with this again?
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