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Wow thank you for getting art on the FP. Send me your favorite art works and music I could always use more music
DeadHamster
If you see a ballerina it may also be Paula Rego. Amateurs. Pfft.
TeamToasterNeverForget
If everyone are poorly drawn or just stick figures, it's me..
Teh4ChanHacker
Botero would have been a good one to profile.![]()
AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven
If it has nautical nonsense and a pineapple under the sea it's Spongebob.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
If the eyes are on point, it's Maybelline
Oblivionn
#4 Ok, I get the point, but that's totally a photoshopped Putin right?
DannyMatte0
If every tree is happy, it's Bob Ross
idontknowjustgivemeanyname
ScoreQuest
#relatable
FillerNameToFillTheBox
Fun fact, being described as "Cow Eyed" used to be the best compliment a women could receive, since across cultures cows were considered 1/2
FillerNameToFillTheBox
Sacred and the epitome of beauty. It's very noticeable in Ancient Greece and Ireland. 2/2
Saturniidae
If it's a woman with dark hair and a unibrow, it's Frida Kahlo.
JackVideogames
If the painting is technically impeccable but you suspect the artist might have been a closet psychopath, it's Goya.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
I have no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
imgurianitarian
SirsMadeline
What's a Monet? It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.
qr1983
Clueless FTW
secretbison
If the paining has lots of little people but no crazy bullshit, it's a Breughel
jesusisherelookbusy
#10
Saturniidae
If it looks like a Frida Kahlo painting but Frida Kahlo isn't in it, it's probably Diego Rivera.
MrOne2
For Degas: ballerinas OR prostitutes
nasreal
Also, just a side note, the ballerina in that painting has arms like a fucking lemur.
textilelover
often one and the same.
IDidntDoIt
Well then it could be Toulouse
h0k13
As someone with an art history degree, this is 100% accurate.
HaughtyHottieWithHotTea
Except Caravaggio's first name but ya
h0k13
He seems to have a couple variations on his first name
GlowstickJedi
If everything looks like a vagina or penis, it's Giger.
HandsomeJack19
Have you been looking at my drawings? Also, my name isn't Giger.
VicDor0
You misspelled O'Keefe
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
... that Picasso has exactly two eyes and one nose
allthewaffles
DanglingNuts
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
yeah, w/ picasso all the pieces are there and in the right quantity; his blue period work includes fairly normal looking portraits
Thereisnopatchingstupid
I enjoy his blue period work.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
In my uneducated and uncultured opinion, The Old Guitarist is his masterpiece.
GhostTasha
Yeah there's usually not more than what's there. He just paints in a different perspective.
pizzapartyhard
Came here to make that comment.
sirsmeghead
He just paints in several different perspectives at once*
PanochaPounder6000
Wheres that REPOSTSTASTIC GUY AT?
xmaneds
i beg to differ, every single image in this dump is fresh OC created recently by OP himself
PanochaPounder6000
Sauroctonus
Meh, that bot never says anything interesting.
njorunn
I saw this compilation a few months ago.
TedBuckley
Yeah, that was me
HandsomeJack19
Bosch is one hell of a detective.
cardinal29
I got that reference!
Mercenarity
"Got a feeling that I can't let go!"
Mockingbirb
Yeah, his paintings are a bit weird, tho (I love it!!)
flacoloco
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00I3MQNWG?ref_=aiv_dp_season_select
Mockingbirb
trebuchet11
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU THIS PAST SEMESTER WHEN I NEEDED THIS
JayHedSpace
If it's a painting of water lilies, it's Monet.
GinOClock
Apples, Cezanne
chumslum
If its focal point is a haystack, it's also Monet.
tinylilbrowntown
If its melting its either Dali or your acid kicking in
BorderlineBoozehound
If it's a painting of bits of paper with famous dead people on it for use as currency, that's Monet.
anadin
show me the monet!
fluhatinrapper
If it mostly resembles a vagina, it's O'Keefe.
imhoots
Haystacks, oh Lord the zillions of haystacks, too. Monet.
GlowstickJedi
If it's got sun in your eyes, like a big pizza pie, that's a Monet.
xahsio
forresthopkinsa
Laughed out loud. +1
FuryofHoboken
if everyone is overly cute and chubby, it's Botero
petroach
"chubby" is an understatement.
DasLoupBlanc
"chubby" is an utter understatement.
FragPenguin
If it's not delivery, it's DiGornio
therealVexed
hey I just saw that on the clickhole adventure "you lied your way into a job as a surgeon don't kill anyone long enough to get a check" ;p
javadad60
What if it's picked up?
BklynPunisher
You deserve more upvotes.
FragPenguin
The day is still young
BklynPunisher
Very true.
therealVexed
GoodSameeritan
What
therealVexed
read the first like of the second paragraph
imgurianitarian
If it's a well photoshopped photo of Michael Cera then it's @ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
mehgyver
if there's no favorite folders, then it's @sarah
imgurianitarian
MidnightAtMandS
If it's a witty gif that describes imgur life, it's @ihatemypp
LokiShinigami
Only if you check the username first.
danthorg
Either you check the username or the user checks you
Midgarmerc
So Michelangelo's style is basically that of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
Michelangelo's style was anime before anime was cool
DireSnails
Supposedly he used only male models- ladies' breasts look glued on.
HylianFox
this is true of both his paintings and sculptures.
SKELETONMAAAN
Everyone is buff and manly as fuck, even the women... seems about right
moraismeep
It's because male models were easier to get for nude studies. So the women are literally just dudes they slapped titties on.
moraismeep
Da Vinci did the same trick and it's a main reason so many people are clothed in dark age art and out of proportion. 0 live models.
Melodicquixotic
Bosch has always been one of my favorite artists for exactly this reason.
Luthlet
I'm from his town. They turned his house into a souvenir shop.
zitronensorbet
They suspect that Bosch experienced LSD-like effects from Claviceps purpurea which was back in the days found commonly in grain and bread.
NixonDidNothingWrong
Is that different than ergot?
zitronensorbet
I think it depends on the state of the fungus and also the processing. From what I know, Ergot leads to physical deformation.
MrWolfwood
"FUCK YOU, MOM, IT'S NOT A PHASE THIS IS WHO I AM
Magicflutefreddie
In the lower third quadrant, is that someone getting head?
MummyNapkin
If you like Bosch, then check out Pieter Bruegel the Elder. He would also fit the "tiny people/crazy bullshit" description.
Aepsy
Still trying to find Waldo.
kaadesign
Bosch: The hell of drugs ... created by his own brain!
Plusheen
I just really wanna know what the heck was going on in his head when he painted this part: http://imgur.com/p6dwDl8
kikiatari
We have that painting of his at our head office. It's pretty hilarious to mull over whilst you're in a meeting.
somtin
Love how someone figured out 500 years later that there was music on one of the tormented asses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnrICy3Bc2U
QuotablePoots
I think of it as a Renaissance Era "Where's Waldo?".
RobertNAdams
Bosch sounds like a motherfucker who knows how to party.
knottyoak
TIL Bosch is classics meets Dr Seuss meets where's waldo
ScopesMouthwashTrial
Bosch...Hipster Where's Waldo.
grovberg
You will probably learn something interesting from this interactive Bosch. https://tuinderlusten-jheronimusbosch.ntr.nl/en
NZSheeps
I've seen that painting on Imgur before in relation to someone shoving flowers up someone else's ass.
Muffyns
link?
Plusheen
http://imgur.com/p6dwDl8 not so clear in this pic, but it's near bottom right corner.
therealVexed
well.. okay
AbusedPickle
He's right though, Bosch drew some crazy doodles
27yoUGLYvirgin
You're into little people then? Got it.
receivedko
Bosch has always been one of my favorite tv shows. (The artist and character share the same name and the artist is mentioned in theshow10/10
pacnwpdx
Have you read the book series that the TV show is based upon? Pretty great series for the most part.
CoolHandRK
My humanities professor actually said "Usually best viewed while on Mushrooms." casually during her slide presentation.
homoerection
I went to the Rijksmuseum on mushrooms. It was kinda awesome.
CoolHandRK
I am going to Amsterdam in November. Cant wait.
homoerection
You'll love it. I recommend renting a bicycle and just riding around the city. Great way to take a "tour".
SatansLeftNipple
Actually, of you stare at it long enough and get really absorbed into all the details, you won't even need the mushrooms.
Tootsiemagootsie
I recently saw the garden of earthly delights painting and it was magnificent!
aldhafara
And the colors are so unusually bright, too.
Noonewantstoseemenakedanymore
DiCaprios' documentary 'Before the flood' starts with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFmVRsQho4Y
CrocAMileInMyShoes
So jealous! It's one of the ones I have to see before I die
icarusv13
Theres this fucking amazing online tour version of it. I'll see if i can find a link for you.
Gyrollin
Have you tried googling it? Might not be as hard as you think to see it, I'ma give it a try anyways. :)
appleshampooooo
Agreed one of the most amazing and timeless prices of art I've ever seen
AliBarber
Like where's Wally for at historians
moraismeep
Now go hunt for the image of the guy with flowers in his ass.
nekrow
Found him
pookieeatworld
Waldo*?
tooomanysteves
Publishers used a different name depending on the country. e.g. Waldo in North America, Wally in Aus & NZ.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
In Denmark, he's called Holger
LazyTheAssCat
I can imagine a more fitting name for the Denmark version. Holger. HHhhooollllgggerrrr. Definitely Scandinavian.
XtraDownvote
Wally in the UK as well
IICIWH
In Germany his name is Walter
Nibbets
Weird, do you know why that is? Genuinely curious
reverendbonobo
In Australia, "Waldo" is slang for "penis." So the publishers changed it because not really I just made that up.
tooomanysteves
I don't know, but I assume it is to make the book more locally relevant, and thus sell better. I found one google hit, but that's all.
tooomanysteves
You see the same thing with movies too: "Four Holidays" vs "Four Christmases", and "Airplane" vs "Flying High".
Foag
Asked the same thing when I found out Burger King in Australia is Hungry Jack's
gweblurker
Putting that art major to work huh?
bluesun68
Now finish making my coffee
GerErik
Well, considering this is a repost: I don't think so. This is putting Karma-whoring to work, not an arts major.
Neednoggle
PhycoFrenzy
Don't u mean Putin that art major to work
humaneffigy
It already got him 500 points!
Jekkceo
Hahaha yes major in metal smithing minor in art history
sciencebasedlifeform
Arw you my DaDa?
100xstupid
Love that combo. The image of you i now have in my head is kickass
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Art history major here, good job!
BeepBoopBlorpSchlorp
But this is a repost?
SomebodyDoneMessedUpNow
Yeah OP is a faggot and a liar
Crispycucumber
You can make your smithing legendary and use the skill points in another skill tree if desired
therealVexed
sell to khajiit
VadersLesserKnownCousin
Hey @OP, I've always been fascinated with history & art. Any books you'd recommend? It's great seeing diff perspectives
Sholk7
You can major in smithing?!?!?
Jekkceo
Yah it was a ton of fun and I only almost cut my hand once
Tassyr
THat is an interesting combo.
pussysensei
Same!
Hemelsblauw
And what about Van Gogh, Renoir, Money, Dali of Vermeer?
RaspberryPeriod
That's future FP material. Go, @OP
SerpentOfCambridge
Claude Money, y'all.
twentyteu
"Claude Money takin over for the 99 and the 2000"
Hemelsblauw
Oops! Monet of course...
EricMatthews
Claude money sounds like a rapper
Seradhe
If the painting has..... wut!? it's Dali
Hemelsblauw
:D
MisterColumbo
Visible brush strokes... Everywhere, insert French painter here, bright colors with your glasses off, acid, little white dots..
Hemelsblauw
Van Gogh is Dutch, Dalí Spanish
ScruffyThePirate
No, Dalí was an asshole
MisterColumbo
Yes but renoir is french. Van Gogh was the visible brush strokes comment
imakesoft
Kids these days. Don't even recognize modern artists.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Earned more with one imgur post than most art majors earn in a lifetime.
Jekkceo
baronramsey
I recognized pretty much everyone here from my AP Art History class I took in Junior year, I hope you'd go further as an ART major.
callmethelizardqueen
A lifetime of student loan payments well wasted.
baronramsey
I majored in human biology, just graduated. I took the AP ART history class in Junior year of high school, learned a lot from it too.