22 Guys with the best marriage proposal !!

Apr 26, 2015 4:01 PM

She didn’t know what was coming until she saw their picture at the end of the ride.

Just as she was about to climb off of the steep rock her boyfriend, Andrew, started going on about how the beautiful hike reminded him of their relationship. Before she knew what was happening, he got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.

Alesha’s boyfriend took her to the world’s biggest cave, where he dropped down on one knee and proposed.

This woman got quite a surprise with a picture-perfect proposal themed after Jane Austen’s “Pride And Prejudice”

This guy knew his gal could never say no to an adorable dolphin!

This highly detailed and beautiful beach proposal required the skills of a true artist to pull off.

After finishing up a 5k color run, this paint-splattered fellow got down on one knee and asked his leading lady to “begin our own race.”

He led her into the snowy ice skating rink where a red carpet was laid out on the ice with a special box waiting at the end…

“UP!” Themed Proposal. “It took weeks of flea-market hopping, but I was able to find the details needed to re-create the living room scene.”

It took 9 hours of hiking to reach this peak of Trolltunga. “As I was looking at the camera Connor tugged my hand, when I turned around he was on one knee.”

This awesome dude proposed at his lady’s soccer match during the biggest game of the season

Dog helps his dad pop the big question

Making waves with a beautiful beach proposal

Risky Pet Proposal

“We were in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by mountains, miles from the nearest person. It was like we were placed into some fairytale winter wonderland.”

Street art proposal wins her heart over!

Kinder Surprise Proposal

This man proposed on stage during their favorite band’s concert. “I was shaking and couldn’t stop smiling. I listened while the man of my dreams knelt and proposed to me, echoed by the cheers of 7000 supporters.”

“He led me through the rose petals to a spot at the end of the rocks. I didn’t cry immediately. Then his eyes locked on mine and I lost it.”

Proposal on the famous Potato Chip Rock

“There were flower petals and candles everywhere and a movie screen set up. Aaron pressed play, came and sat by me in the teepee, and started shaking and tearing up.”

Secret photographer captures a perfect proposal on a beautiful lake

Oh my lord, I am so alone.

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I'm in a relationship, it's not all sunshine & roses. This post is not reality for most people.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My husband proposed by rolling over in bed and saying, and I quote, "Marry me, ho."

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Went to a practice burn, husband is a firefighter, he came out of the burning building and dropped to one knee in front of me. Loved it.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I'm just saying ...http://imgur.com/HLpzMPO

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It looks like she punching him

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smooooth.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like I would be too awkward and think, is that writing meant to be there? did the shop leave something on the lens?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is so cool!

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 25, 2017 2:06 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well, he smooth asf.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Khaleesi my moon and stars

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

smooth and well done!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That is cute af :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

moon moon of my life

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Dammit, I was just gonna make a moon moon reference.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that's brilliant

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's no moon

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The moon of your life? You saying her brilliance is artificial?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Nope, I'm saying she's pretty and maintains my axis-of-rotation between 23 and 26 degrees. Also, Game of Thrones.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lols for science.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Smooth Canadians!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats cute :]

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*singledom intensifies*

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Damn right. Humph.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proposed to my wife during a Rammstein concert. The band was playing "Sonne", I didn't mean to propose. I had to shout the question twice...

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Heirate Mich would've worked too. Rammstein ROCKS!!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HERE COMES THE SUNNNN

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shame they weren't playing Heirate Mich. Bit necrophilic, but still.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That would be so awesome. Weird. But so awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eins...Zwei...Drie...Vier...Funf...Sechs...Sieben...Acht....Neun...AUS!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Du! Du hast! Du hast mich! Du hast mich zu heiraten!

11 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

I like that Du Hast has like 19+ million hits on Spotify and the rest is around 3 million.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gut gemacht!

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Pretty epic.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Feur Frei would've been perfect. "Will you marry me?!" "YES!" "BANG BANG!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a beautiful, beautiful person. Because RAMMSTEIN <3

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You brilliant bastard.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Take them somewhere isolated then ask, y'know because of the implication.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

truly a thing of beauty

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My husband took me to the top of the Eiffel tower. I'm severely afraid of heights so on the rickety elevator ride up, I jokingly said 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 391 Dislikes 4

For the love of fuck, don't propose to me here. He was rather quiet when we got to the top. And I said Oh shit, I ruined it didn't I? 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 387 Dislikes 3

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Part one of two

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, that sucks, but makes for a good memory. Did you ruin it?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lol I did ruin it, but it makes such a hilarious story that neither of us care :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahah, that's hilarious. So did he still do it there?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was literally like no no no no no you still have to do it LOL and he did.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like the video where the girl ruins a prom "proposal"

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Okay but I've been in that elevator it is terrifying!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right?!

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Mine meant to propose to me near a waterfall but I got so impatient we went on our hike without him being able to get the ring 1/2

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so he proposed in the parking lot by the car after we got back from our hike. It's still a good memory though!

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My husband took me to the lake on a cold, windy day, and I used to abhor the cold. I said, "I don't care if you're proposing, I want 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

to go." He started to tear up and I immediately consoled him, I felt terrible!

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I'm curious as to why women say those things when its usually a high chance that they'll propose. regardless, it's kind of mean.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

First, my last name is Keaton. To answer your question, tbh I knew it was going to happen soon, we had a conversation and agreed 1/?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I proposed while she was half asleep, and she half-asleepedly said yes. She didn't remember it happening for weeks.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

next time turn down the dose on that chloroform

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Yeaaaah...

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Reunited after 18 years. Took me to a tree where we hung out when we were 15. Kneeling,"You stole my heart 18 years ago and still have it"

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My current bf and I reunited after 10 years, we've now been together 4, I'm hoping for the same!! (I'm glad you are happy :))

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! I hope you share your proposal story with us!! (Thank you very much :))

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:D :D I would love to!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww!!!!

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:D

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:') Just celebrated our 5th. He makes me feel special every, single day.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I can just hear that quiet rage in your voice :')

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol, it's the name of my Warcraft toon. I didn't know it'd be my username for life!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*swoon*

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Frick, that's romantic as heck. :O

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It really was. Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate you with so much quiet rage that it physically hurts me that you can't feel my hatred.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's...a lot. (Backs away slowly)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

easy there tiger

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He was drunk on the porch and said, "I'm going to marry you." "Really?" I said. "Yeah." I love him but that sucked

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We were grocery shopping at Walmart and he stopped at the ring case and told me to pick one.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a drunk text haha

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You... you ma'am need to post this story. Most realistic proposal I've ever heard. I feel this.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had to ask him if he remembered asking the next morning. Classy shit lol

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Ours was on top of volcano at sunrise. Ruined only slightly by the presence of Michelle Obama and Oprah with their security team near by.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Haha it was in Maui at Haleakala. But that morning the First Lady was there at the spot I had set up so we had to move to higher elevation.

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That's... random.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Um. What now??

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think I might write a letter to Oprah.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parents were digging holes for the flowers; covered in sweat and mud my dad decided that she was the one he wanted to be with forever.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

This is such a sweet way to tell that story

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got proposed to over chipotle in our living room. Not mad about it.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

....yet!

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That may be more beautiful then all the above

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My wife got pregnant and i said " well, I guess we should get married now."

11 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 7

Seth Rogen?

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It's on tv right now!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And who said romance was dead?

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Dad?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My partner broke up with me last week. These are incredibly sweet but it's hard not to be bitter.

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I've been bitter for like a year and for some reason these didn't piss me off, in fact I found them sweet. Still single, know it gets better

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Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. And that's true about trying not to be bitter.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me too. Right in the middle of finals. I know how you feel. But we'll be okay!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I proposed in a photo booth. I was happy we had fun pictures to remember it.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Likewise. We got an awesome photo strip out of it. Best idea.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty creative, I like it

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks! She did too!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Idk how long ago it was, but meeting someone you want to spend your life with always deserves congratulations. Good job!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. We got married last September but we've been together for almost 9 years.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's really impressive :o

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do 22 Guys with the worst marriage proposal !!

11 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

YES !!!!

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Some of them may overlap. Proposing in front of 7000 people is an absolutely terrible idea if you haven't discussed it before.

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"I took you to the world's largest cave...because it reminds me of your womanly bits."

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..."asked his leading lady to 'begin our own race'"...the superior race! They're breeding! O_o

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

this was gonna be my next stop. Thanks for phrasing it better than I would have.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I took you to the world's largest cave because it reminds me of your mom. Would you help make her my mother in law?"

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I love sweet shit like this. I proposed in the kitchen. I didn't have a chance to do anything else cause she cornered me and started to 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 727 Dislikes 5

fondle my man-bits

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

My game came over and said "So, I got this today or whatever," tossed a box to me. We just got married last week.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Congratulations!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shapeshift into a peguin with rather large booty, and I was like, dayum shawty

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My husband proposed in front of my family, my sister instantly posted it on facebook and got 14 likes within a minute before we had -

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

- her remove it so we could make our own announcement, haha.

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My husband proposed while we were playing video games together.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yell "WHATS IN THE BOX?!? HUH?!? WHATS IN THE BOX?!? A VIDEO GAME?! LOL IT IS ISNT!". So I got down and proposed. =). She said yes btw.

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you got me at video game

11 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 0

I got propose to in the living room in a blackberry t-shirt My dad got the good proposal fancy dinner cancel light and drinks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just as freakin adorable

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

congrats on marrying Brad Pitt

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I really thought you were about to throw us all for a loop and make a se7en reference right there.... "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet she felt shitty for forcing you to resort to such a short notice proposal.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX!

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Wait. So was it a video game or not?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a ring

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You will have to pay me $5,99 to find out." - Gabe Newell, probably

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

what a surprise ruiner. DON'T RUIN MY FUCKING SURPRISES. I WORK HARD ON THESE!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ruin my boyfriend's surprises all the time. I hate surprises so much that I question everything surrounding the surprise.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eventually he'll learn never to reveal bits of the surprise that are going to bug the fuck out of me, and in turn, him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not worth the surprise because them getting suspicious of my lying to keep the surprise is way worse.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's different if you hate surprises, but some people are just too nosey and then get sad it's not a surprise anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew my bf was getting a ring, when he came home he asked "wanna see it?" That was my proposal. Married 9 years now.

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My hubs gave me earrings which I went to the bathroom to put on & I turned around & he had a ring and said "How about we make it official?"

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Aww that's actually adorable!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. He'd been gone for a week and had the ring custom made in Santa Fe and he couldn't wait a second longer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine asked me to pick one out. When it came in the mail he opened it, got down on BOTH knees, then asked me. Been married almost 2 years. :)

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Both knees? Lol

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep, he said one knee was uncomfortable haha. It was totally a perfect proposal from him. :) It was silly and just perfect.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

she found the ring, didnt tell me and freaked out after some weeks when i didnt propose. got into (another) big fight.eventually i threw the

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My best friend found her ring and told only me and he didn't propose for another two months...we were freaking out

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently my fiancée had the ring for 5 months before she proposed. She was freaking and I had no idea what was wrong or how to help.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hard to find the perfect moment:) and for me back then (5 years) things were pretty chaotic,wanted 2 weeks w no big fights

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ring just by her and shouted fine here, will you marry me. she said yes:D things have calmed down since then, still passionate though:)

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I always imagined this scenario happening to me haha. When you live together there's nowhere to hide anything

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you Aiden from Sex and the City?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 months ago, this would have really annoyed single me. Today, I'm in love with a wonderful man, and this makes me all fuzzy inside.

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 5

I completely understand! I want to send him this link but i dont want him to think I'm weird. Fuck it. he loves me, he knows I'm weird.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You propose?..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

drop a hint ;)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a single lady, I hope I fall in love again so I can stop seething quietly at all the proposals here.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

As a single guy, me too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guys, you should tote's seethe together! *nudge* *nudge*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too girl!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This makes me sad because I wish the love of my life would do this for me. But I know he never will

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It was seeing posts like this on Imgur, thinking "I want that" and realizing he would never make the effort for me that woke me up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then maybe he isn't the one? Or maybe little gestures are his mountains and rose petals? And that's okay.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes he probably isn't the one... But in my heart it still feels like he is, so I'm not ready to let go yet

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man. Been there, held on to that. Rip off the band aid. The longer you wait the harder leaving gets. But it sucks for a while, good luck.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same here.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm already married, we went straight to the courthouse for reasons. He said he'd actually propose but never has, it's been 3 years. Hurts

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too :| It's fucking soul destroying. It's been just over 3yrs now, feel like we're wasting each other's time.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Life is too short to waste

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If you feel that way, it might time for a open conversation...

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

And be prepared for it to end.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We're going on 9 and a half.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell :/ I just don't think i would last that long.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I personally don't put much importance on marriage. So I rarely talk about it, but it seems like we're at a wedding every other month.

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I broke up with the love of my life 6 months ago because, tho we'd been together for years, he decided he never wanted to get married. :(

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And do you feel like it was the right decision? :/

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To be honest, some days I wonder. It's been the most painful decision I've ever had to make. I hope it was the right one. Time will tell.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your answer terrifies me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's very strong of you. One day he won't be the love of your life anymore, someone else will and they will propose to you :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're very welcome. I went through a divorce and would not wish that pain on you. I am crazy in love now and am glad for my experiences.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still waiting for a ring, though ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 “miles from the nearest person" So who took the photo?

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I think they're dead now, judging from the surroundings

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A well trained yeti.

11 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Out of all the comments, this makes the most sense

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rocko's Modern life had a great example of this on S03e03 when filbert asked "who took those pictures?": http://imgur.com/MkOUbtD

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing for most of these pictures!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A guy miles away who has an awesome zooming camear

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then who was camera?!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is the comment!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always wonder how these go. "Hey babe lets go on a romantic adventure. But let's take a 3rd guy to take photos, just in case."

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Sniper

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN~~~~

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Miles from the nearest person, so if she said no no-one would ever find her body.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NSA satellites from orbit. I saw this in a movie.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And of course she said yes. Because of the implication.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

hahahah yes!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A NatGeo photographer with a telescoping lens

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

a tripod and a camera on timer....

11 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 3

Right. He must've tricked her and told her he just wanted to take a photo

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They also might have recreated it after having it as a private moment.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thank you

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Meanwhile, I'd be lucky to get a proposal at a Taco Bell over a crunchwrap supreme.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I mean if you get the right sauce packets it can't be all bad...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taco Bell is always pretty generous with their sauce. I don't know. Now I'm on the fence.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed out loud. My bf threw me the Taco Bell hot sauce that said "will you marry me?" I knew he already had the ring, so I 1/?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

said "Really?" He said "No, just thought it was cute." I wouldn't have been surprised though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should have looked at him all sorts of confused and said "OH. No. No, no, no, no. God no. No." and handed it back.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D: I missed such a golden opportunity! Nooo!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I was the man in my relationship so I could propose like this to my S.O.

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 5

See, I think I'd be lazy or just blurt it out at dinner bc id be too excited to keep it secret/overwhelmed by trying to make it perfect.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh, you can. The only thing stopping you is you.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Why does not being the man matter if you can propose or not?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I'm doing it anyway because I know he would love that.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

why couldn't you? You're the love of his life, no one cares if you don't follow "tradition"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

lol I'm not the love of his life... maybe not yet

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As a man, I've been dreaming of the perfect proposal for a while now. I wouldn't want that opportunity taken away from me.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Why couldn't you both make declarations of your desire to marry?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But mine will be amazing. Whatever it will be, it'll be a story I'll want to tell.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom proposed to my dad and they're very happy people. Don't let it stop you!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Don't let that stop you

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 4

I feel the same. I know he is the one who wants that responsibility. I can respect that. But I know if I were to do it, it'd be romantic AF.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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Proposed in an elaborate stage production at the Old Globe in SD. It was beautiful. 14 years later she left me abruptly. LOVE IS A LIE

11 years ago | Likes 250 Dislikes 13

Love isn't a lie, it just fades.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

wish it didnt though...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prob cause you used standard definition.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Lol - you're right I should have gone HD!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dang man. feels roller coaster. more details.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like a rocket ship that goes up and then slams you back down into the ground, right when you thought you were drifting off to the moon.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This should be the top comment

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh man, that's harsh. Do you know why ?

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Predestination.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, we know now that she had a sort of nervous breakdown/mid-life crisis. She's on meds now, but she'll never be the woman I married again

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Wow, sorry mate, that sucks

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:'(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the kind words y'all :-) I'm almost through it - six years later.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn... that sucks

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey, I worked there as a carpenter! But sorry, dude : /

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a scenic there for almost ten years. When did you work there?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First show was in 2013 to do Suessical! Dusty ol' set. Did we work together? That would be grand!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoot - no I was there '97-2007. The sign I used to propose is still hanging in the scene shop - "Will You Marry Me Nichole" - remember it?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was there a year, but that shop was so full! I can't remember the sign, but if I ever have time to work there again, I'll find it!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pff, Seussical. I meant whatever Seuss winter show they do. Grinch!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many of these are orchestrated in places where it'd be SUPER awkward if she said no. Like, I just got denied and now we have to hike 30k

11 years ago | Likes 1458 Dislikes 5

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11 years ago (deleted May 15, 2015 1:15 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Like, maybe get her insight about the size and style of the ring she'll be wearing every day. She might want to be a part of that :/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a really minor thing, and if you don't already know her tastes then you probably shouldn't be getting married. Just be observant.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine all the loud booing if the guy at the concert was denied...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's why I think some of these were "hinted" at by the girl or planned a lil bit. No one dresses that stylish when they go hiking c'mon

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And that's the reason I find this kind of thing a bit ... rude. Don't bring an audience. Do make it easy to give an honest answer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she was on a cliff, he could've just pushed and hiked back alone. No awkward silence that way

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

I was in the front row when a guy proposed on stage at an Edward Sharpe concert. His lady did not seem too ecstatic...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a lesser scale, but guys who "prompose" without knowing the answer are dumb. There are multiple girls going w guys who annoy tf out of em

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And I would say no if I didn't like them, but the promposals were all elaborate and public and these girls didn't want to be mean.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plot twist. All of these women said no.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the thing is, she's not gonna say "no." She would never say "no," because of the implication. -Dennis Reynolds

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

You keep using that word, implication... Dennis are these girls in danger?

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I love that episode! He tries so hard to justify not being a creep

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Yeah Dennis I get that but it just seems...so dark"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Generally good advice is to be 100% sure they will say yes before proposing. Like, have a discussion about it before hand. May ruin the (1)

11 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 1

surprise a tiny bit, but you can still wait a while before proposing and make it a surprise. It will save you a lot of trouble. (2)

11 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

a guy I know knew that his girl wasn't expecting the proposal for another 4-5 months so he did it then to keep the surprise factor

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

That's how my husband did it too. We'd agreed we wanted to get married, but he led me to believe it would be a while yet before he proposed.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm seeing all these great suggestions for talking about marriage and the future before you propose. As a 34 year old woman with three cats

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

I could hook you up with My Fucking Brother. He's a veterinarian, very charming, but in the end you would destroy each other. And blame me.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes, please...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bear in mind, I have My Brother. And I have My Fucking Brother. We are speaking of the latter here. And yes, I have multiple brothers.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But is your Fucking Brother attractive? I'M 34, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF CHOICES!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cats are pretty great though! Don't worry, humans are over-rated hahah

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would know nothing about these types of conversation.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

People who want *functioning* relationships don't propose until they already know what the answer is going to be.

11 years ago | Likes 644 Dislikes 6

I mean, really high functioning relationships would discuss it at length and probably not spend a few grand on a rock, but hey tradition.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Of course there might be a small part of you wondering 'what if they say no', but hopefully you had the whole marriage discussion beforehand

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

My wife and I went to the jewellers and she told me which ring she wanted before I proposed

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

same. she kept texting me over the weeks after "did you go pick up the ring yet?". i made her sweat for a little bit before actually asking

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly.GF and I talk about it all the time. We both know the current financial and residential constraints. Communication is a great thing!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah when I proposed, my wife had been leaving up ring/wedding websites on the computer for months

11 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 2

Haha, that's hilarious

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I had gotten several comments to the tune of "I'd say yes you know" out of the blue.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Should've replied by leaving deepthroat porn videos on the computer for months.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Now THAT is the kind of hint men understand

11 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

Haha.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simple and to the point.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"That's odd, when did pornhub start selling bridal gowns?"

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

And even then it took months!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well you've gotta make sure she really means it and it wasn't a one off that you're overreacting to.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually took a minute to think about before saying yes to my fiancé. It's not a decision you rush.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

a minute? Sounds pretty rushed to me if you didn't already know ahead of time what you'd say lol

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah that's rushed. "I like this guy and I've been dating him, but I've never thought what I'd say if he proposed."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You think about the moment A LOT before it happens and think you know exactly how you'd react. It's nothing like the actual moment though.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We were at the dmv and he pointed to the marriage license area and said "while we're here let's get a marriage license." I said "OK"

11 years ago | Likes 3799 Dislikes 12

My parents were a bit tipsy when my dad popped the question, then gave my mom 24 hours to change her mind

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just celebrated their 30 year anniversary this past fall

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine proposed in the car driving home from a romantic weekend because he chickened out during the weekend.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I asked if she thought we should see a goldsmith.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We have different offices for driver's license, car registration, marriage license, etc... They're all on different sides of town.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

username made me look up and learn the definition of "epistaxis" +1

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The first time I said it my bf (who had above mentioned nose bleed) said "A PENIS TAXI WTF MAN.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He "dropped" the box and said "oh, what was that?" I said "I dunno. You dropped it, pick it up." Kind of hatefully. Whoops.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Then GF said she had a dream we were married. I said something along the lines of "might as well, what do you think?". She said yes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She made me do it again on one knee when the ring came in.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said "so we're gonna get married, yeah?" She said "yep". I said "righto".

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We were grocery shopping at Walmart and he stopped at the ring case and told me to pick one.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seriously?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

We were in bed when he says "Hey. So do you want to get married?" Then we did. At the courthouse, with the fam. 10/10 would marry again.

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Me too!! Got married at the JoP the next day

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine proposed to me over KD on a really shitty night. We went out drinking with friends after. We're getting married in 2 months.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I proposed to my SO pulled me up from my knee and said "wtf are you doing dumbfuck get up!" She said yes, so at least I had that going.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Sure, I guess."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My step father proposed by asking my mom if she wanting the wedding in a chapel or not... he then went to play golf. O.o

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Mine proposed while we were snowshoeing in a cemetery.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We got married in Vegas, but only because we were already going there for Christmas.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husband had planned to propose at dinner for my bday. Got nervous, ended up just proposing at home as I walked out of the toilet.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

On an unrelated note, you're the first person I've met who knows the word epistaxis. You rule.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Efficient

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, I would totally do this. Love the simplicity.

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Are you Liz Lemon?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He spun me around in my computer chair " I got you a ring blondie"

11 years ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 2

That is so crazy cute.

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

this sounds oddly creepy/endearing

11 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

We're both nerdy nerds with terrible people skills. It was mostly endearing. But we're both pretty creepy too

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom??

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

This actually happened to my mom. on her 4th marriage.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's like how my dad proposed to my mom, over the phone "You're going to marry me aren't you", my mom "I guess"

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

To get his nerve up, my dad did a practice proposal in German. My mother doesn't even know what "gesundheit" means.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Smart!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh wow that's interesting lol

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He planted stupid post-it notes all over my stuff with silly questions, with the last one asking if I wanted a formal wedding or not.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I didn't want a formal. I wouldn't change it for the world.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The first time my dad proposed to my mom she threw the flowers out the window and said the ring was too small...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First time?.. So he proposed more than once?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly, yes. The second time she said yes for some unknown reason

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bigger ring...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom sounds like a real treasure.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Definitely a keeper

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bitch of the century.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I would've thundergunned right out of that relationship

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was pregnant and he said, "So, I guess we should probably get married then, huh?" Talk about sweeping a girl off her feet!

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Did it last?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It'll be 8 years in June!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yaaaaay

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well he certainly had your feet up in the air. If you know what I mean. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Sex!

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My (now) stepdad proposed to my mom at a car rental in E. LA so they could both drive the car. "There, we're engaged, give us the damn car."

11 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

Did they get married?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, like 4 years later :P

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He proposed again on Kailua Beach at sunset on their anniversary, blah blah blah. I still think the rental car proposal was better.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom was on a really tight budget at the time and she was all stressed about Christmas and she asked my dad to "just tell her what he (1)

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

wanted for Christmas" and he turned and said "I want you to marry me"... not the most romantic but still pretty cute! (2)

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think that's romantic...but I have a tendency to imagine things more romantic than it probably was..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The way they tell it seems pretty romantic, I like to think it was.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hubby got a bit drunk the weekend before he was going to propose and spilled it all. I still don't know if he remembers.

11 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 0

Spilled his guts or his drink,?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds totally like something that I would do, minus the drunk part and plus some anxiety

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

My bf is the WORST at keeping surprises. He had already ruined every proposal idea so far. He gets so excited/nervous.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We were both high on coke & drunk on new years eve & decided yeah we are going to get married. We then got married 6mnths later!

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

We've decided to leave that part out when our children ask. It'll be more "we mutually decided to get married there was no proposal"

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My parents give me the same story and were 70s children. I'm so suspicious now....

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my parents always say "we mutually decided to get married there was no proposal"... now you have me thinking that my parents did coke

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Mine too. But they admitted they were wasted and made me and my sister on accident, so it's likely they'd have told me the truth.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha you never know ;) we definitely don't do drugs anymore. We've been married 4 years and I've been sober the last 3!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

had a couple going in for a Paternity case in court. They were going to decide custody and support for their kid. They had attorneys --

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

-- and everything. Suddenly the attorneys walked in and said, "They're going to get married."

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Were you there when they decided to get divorced? That story sounds weird without the background information that you probably don't have

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It wasn't a divorce. It was a paternity. They were coming in for a hearing. Paternity is different from divorce. It's an unmarried couple --

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I understood that they weren't there for a divorce. I was making a (bad) joke about their marriage not lasting under those weird conditions

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

-- who had a child together and can't get along anymore basically

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Q: Would a boy&girlfriend normally go to court for a paternity hearing if they weren't having a dispute or were still together?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anything to avoid the second trip - Men

11 years ago | Likes 1685 Dislikes 6

They r so cute. I'm marrying my fiance in a few months. No stalking was involved. 3/3.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

"This is so you don't miss me too much. We will get married when I'm back." She didn't respond. 35 years and 2 kids later, still married /2

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Second trip? You mean the walk of shame?

11 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 5

Dad stalked my mom thru 4 yrs of med school in India and before leaving to come to the US, he gave her a picture of himself and said /1

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Yo, lemme hit that." 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Ew. That's my parents. But yeah, probably. With an indian accent.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

essentially

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0