Wish me luck! Local community college had a grant that paid for 6 credit hours. So here I am at 35, hitting the books again.
Old school and new school.
Merry Christmas!
"Psst.. You guys wanna score some dirt goodies?"
Secret Santa knocks it out of the park!
For the past week I've been living in a Ghost Town
Good-bye small friend.
That hurt a little...just like my back
I needed a break from feeling helpless about all the chaos in the world, so I went to my happy place!
Digging up the past
Did you know trash pandas purr?
I think my Secret Santa may be a better gifter than 99% of my family
A day in the life of a biomedical equipment technician.
It's me, the dirt fisher, coming back from the woods with treasures and a near death experience
I am at home among the trees.
New hobby saved my sanity.
Make green Skittles lime again.
The opposite of "No diggity"
Zero to sixty.
At least Palmela Handerson won't let me down.
Mister Doctor Secret Santa
Can we get Great Value Ed some ice?
Happy Holidays Heathens
The Oatmeal knows what's up
It's my cake day. I like Star Wars and avoiding my adult responsibilities.
No officer, I haven't been drinking! Why do you ask?
The Gulf Coast Zoo has some creative names for their residents.
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My friend's toddler just discovered the joys of corn on the cob
Nowhere to go but up from here.
Bojangles wishes you a happy weekend.
Going to snack like a king..I mean Kiwi
Marriage approval granted.
MRW I cooked a batch of PRESUMABLY delicious snickerdoodle cookies and realize I didn't spray the pan before baking them.
If I likes it, I bites it
UPS played nice on my public post but slid into my DMs like sandpaper toilet paper
My state might just be crawling out of the dark ages.
The perils of having a jaw dropping liquor sale
I can't tell if this is misguided patriotism or underappreciated wittiness.
My reluctant spouse went to a strip club.
I love these idiots
Skele-Gro Potion Bottle
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
MFW I'm really into singing karaoke and forget about my pizza in the oven.
In truth, I look like that every morning. Good thing it's National Nap Day.
MRW my new Hindu friend asks what "Poor Kinds" are...
I thought working in health care would be more rewarding and less googling "lice or dry scalp"
Hey Mom! Is that a paper bag..
The Old Gods are angry in Texas
I accidentally joined a cult. It's great!
Upvoting everything in usersub
In four days this majestic floof is joining my family.
I swear I will update when I learn the story behind this...