Misformanatee

18475 pts · September 25, 2013


“Baby," she says in a harsh whisper, "in this world, lots of people will try to grind you down. They need you to be small so they can be big. You let them think whatever they want, but you make sure you get yours. You get yours.”

These chairs seem to like the computers behind them.

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Potato or not, don't pretend you don't know this shame!

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I was playing my game, when my bird landed on my laptop and started making faces at me.

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They have some real wordsmiths working for IHOP.

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My Lovebird is a Juice Thief

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I walked in on my cat sitting like this. We just stared at each other for like a minute and then I took a picture.

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Maybe Tinder isn't always a waste of time...

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I just found this beauty in an old folder on my desktop. Did a reverse image search, found the artist, gonna buy the print! (Brandon Bird is the artist btw)

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MRW imgurians post a MRW gif and use the content literally. Eg. - MRW I'm Gary Busey being hatched out of my own mouth for infinity.

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This is Gollum. He's a crested gecko. I think he's quite handsome.

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I know we hate selfies, so here are some baby turtles I am in love with. (not OC)

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You've got snails in your neckbeard, m'lord.

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...what?

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This is Merlin. I've had him almost 15 years. I think he's a gorgeous cat.

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I found this little creature in my parking garage. What is he??

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Do all umbrellas have to rebel at some point, and be like, "I WILL NOT!"

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This thrift shop candle holder has SEEN some things.

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My dog looks like a scary muppet when he yawns.

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If you have a problem or want someone to listen, comment or inbox me. I'm stressed out and something that cheers me up is making others happy. Oh, and here's Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, my Jardines parrot.

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Maybe I should go easy on the vodka from now on...

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So this guy brought a pidgeon on the bus...

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Is it just me or does that rug fringe look like a bunch of...

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Behold! Ludo, the Boston Terrier. Let the loving commence.

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What on Earth is going on with theur eyes?!

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This giraffe has socks on. I present him to you.

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I made a lounge area for my cat, Merlin.

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My cat reminds me of Smaug

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This pug visited me at work, and improved my day by 800%

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