sarah
272860
6687
142
Imgurian used zoom! It was super effective!
*Tardizard has been omitted from this list
Highest scoring comments of all time
Links:
1. http://imgur.com/gallery/c5NpR/comment/121505459
2. http://imgur.com/gallery/UuEDVRm/comment/141182613
3. http://imgur.com/gallery/XYrw1lg/comment/30336511
4. http://imgur.com/gallery/PQ5R5vf/comment/73617672
5. http://imgur.com/gallery/6ytGg2U/comment/50069381
6. http://imgur.com/gallery/buFHd/comment/78206442
7. http://imgur.com/gallery/zChSf/comment/132871126
8. http://imgur.com/gallery/hffKEIn/comment/107974358
9. http://imgur.com/gallery/2CexaVX/comment/54172296
10. http://imgur.com/gallery/2GTW2PG/comment/43644206
The lowest scoring comment of all time is fartharder: Edward Macaroni Fork with -15,290: http://imgur.com/gallery/9h6Zx/comment/230393
The lowest scoring is TheAlmightyHeisenbergWalterWhite with an average score of -701 over 295 comments.
Dem long usernames:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
NoveltyAccountTurnsOutThereIsACharaLimitOnYourImgurNameAndIts63
There are 7,780 trophies awarded per day. Most of these are anniversary trophies.
908 of users with Glorious reputation have received the Imgurite medallion (over 80,000 points).
One year ago there were 4,876 images/month with an average score of 861. How far we've come!
JimmyKillsAlot
Damn, AlmightyWalterWhite really pissed people off with his BS
chemistrydoc
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
I feel like this thread is Imgur celebrity bait. I keep seeing usernames I haven't seen in a while and I'm like OH HEY!
theorangeutan
idontevenknowwhatimdoinghere got more than 1,200,000 points since march 2013? http://imgur.com/2YxeIBB
Mongoliath
Welcome to Imgur, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
DavidBowiesCrotch
QI, fuck yeah.
super6
Imgur keeps reminding my of how much I care about the imaginary points that I "don't" care about
necroticon
Interestingly, none of the highest scoring people of all time have any of the highest scoring comments of all time. There's hope for us too!
nickydoo15
Wow, I'm surprised at the lack of @BARTELS
BARTELS
I get no respect!!!
chemistrydoc
Schromo
http://imgur.com/PWu1nsM
CutCost
I was thinking "Where do u find all these interesting data?" then "Oh, Sarah, it's you!"
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I made it, Ma! Are you finally proud of me?
CatsAreAssholes
Every day I look at Fartharder's comment... just to make sure my downvote is still there *wipes away a tear*
FallenTurtles
Why did that comment get voted so low?? I need context! Please help!
CatsAreAssholes
it was one of the first comment to quickly get hundreds of downvotes, then we went for the record low comment and it keeps falling.
fartharder
Every ******* day.
iseriouslyneedanewname
-15000 makes me fell better about my reputation
aShogunNamedMarcus
Actually, despite his -15,000 comment, fartharder currently has 98,697 reputation points... so you can continue to feel bad.
iseriouslyneedanewname
let me have my moment dammit
The8obman
Can we take a minute to appreciate that GdSvThQn got within 80 points of the top comment IN TWO DAYS?
OriginalWadjet
i saw my name :O
thegreatblacksby
WE LOVE YOU WADJET....was that too much? I feel like that was a bit muhhnope, ur hilarious and it's true, we do.
shadowchild2089
So did I.
battletoads
I thought you would be the top on all of these lists for sure. Shows what I know, i guess!
ButIDontWantToGoOutside
So this is what it feels like to be around popular people
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Yea but not where everyone was expecting it to be
ODeerLord
I've never seen you on a non-wadjet post. Interesting.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
You were the first name to come to mind when i saw the top ten list. Wondered why you weren't there. I thought you had a bajillion points.
dimensionstodiscover
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU COMMENT. I feel like I'm talking to a celebrity.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
wadjet lurks in her own posts for awhile until she sees something on tumblr and wanders off.
HugeAckman
point in case...
FisterMantastic
And you're surprised because...
mindyourpeepers
Duh, course it's there. You're like the princess of Imgur
IwishIhadadogsoIcouldnamehimDog
You're no wadjet.
OriginalWadjet
Then... then who am I?!?
hadtothinkofsomething
iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
ShamrockFury
I shouldn't be proud of this.
AnOddOod
I should take this time to say that I always look forward to seeing your comments. Over past couple months I've developed a crush on you! :D
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
I always upvote SRF
Rindercellaslostshoe
Probably not but we all know you are! ;-p
shadowchild2089
>____>
ZOMGFLYINGTIGER
And yet I'm sure you had a small smile when reading your name, Number 7.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
I'm proud of you, if that helps
ShamrockFury
IT DOESN'T
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Well fuck you too den
Pintobeans
*Dan
ShamrockFury
YEAH!!
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
But actually, this post was a lot of fun to read
interuptingcow
Sarah, How many registered users are on The Imgur?
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
120 million. But don't be fooled by that number, most of those are on reddit/other sites and only use imgur to host images.
coldasanotterpop
I have 25 reputation. No pity party here, it's just mind blowing people have so many points!
CarFullOfOldPpl
27
idrinkcheapbeer
I had NO idea there were only 908 Green Glorious users. I feel kind of special now.
sam1tahsin
I consider that a high number though. I mean 80000!
odraencoded
Plot twist: The top three users are the same person! http://imgur.com/9CeZPFr
HotDogOnARoll
I'll give you this strawberry if you promise not to tell..
Lanabur
Oooh L..I think I'm more surprised he is eating some healthy?
Lanabur
**something*** dammit
Saikko
This post...I love it...
jbitel
Of course PeanutBuddha is on top.
notasrelevant
Surprisingly, his comments do well, but not amazing it seems. He was really smug about his points one time, so I can't look at him the same.
CrysisAvoided
Pesonally i prefer the Jelly on top
danielt90
i had pronounced it buddha until I read this,
jbitel
Also, I'm so happy Imgur's mecca (Edward Macaroni Fork) made it to the list.
rererepost
Imgur's mecca, I like it. It also makes me feel like I've been here too long.
jbitel
One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, ...
ImMrNovember
What's the deal with that one? (Excuse my ignorance, I came here in August of 2012)
jbitel
You're older than me! Basically, people decided that it was such a bad joke that it'll go into oblivion and it just kept going. A landmark.
Bob423
It's a legendary comment and everyone needs to downvote it. It's one of our weird things.
Epicsigh
Got a link to the image?
SirIcyAcorns
Funny thing is since this post has been posted he has gone down another 400 or so points =P
Bob423
As he should. :P
DamnTheTorpedoesFullSpeedAhead
My highest comment is about me falling in a toilet...so there's that
bringmetothegiraffe
God, I hope Sarah's single.
sarah
I proposed marriage to the overly excited army guy, but he never wrote back. I guess I'm still available!
rooble
Sooooo...
sweatybeard
Still available, huh? ....
mremaknu
Is there a chick version of sweatybeard's gif? Cuz I need one of those. How -you- doin'.
StrayBullet
See, you said Army, not Marines. Haha. How was I suppose to know?
NoodlesAndNuclearWeapons
Corki
serious question: when will we be able to favorite comments?
ILoveSquirtle
i thought wadjet would be there
LoPan
She's a trash heap
jbitel
OwlsAhoy
Seriously! I don't understand how she only showed up once; only has over 100 front page posts, among other things ...
plusoneforyou
she is, she's in the "Highest points for submitted images" catagory.
CharlesFuckingBronson
I expected to see Razor10000 somewhere in there, too. He always upvotes ass
VulvaFett
If she only posted her Tumblr posts she'd be on the highest average, but she posts lots in user sub to bring that down.
luposlipaphobia
She is among the 'highest points from submitted images' list.
punderrated
If you wadjet for a little longer, I'm sure she'll get there before too long.
Lambpasty
I'm willing to bet if they ran the numbers for "most images in most viral," wadjet would win by a landslide.
ILoveSquirtle
agreed
steve699
Well, PeanutBuddha is the one with the higher number of images that went viral.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
He has the most posts that have gone viral. Because wadjet puts 50 images in each post, she would probably have the most viral images.
steve699
Oh, yes, I misread the comment above. You're goddamn right
puppylover570
It's a shame that wadjet is there at all considering all they post is tumblr bullshit. How original.
OriginalWadjet
I know, right? smh
whycantibeintheslugclubforfilchssake
puppylover570
I'll upvote the sarcasm haha. But how do you manage to sift through the bullshit of tumblr?
puppylover570
I'll upvote that sarcasm. But seriously. How do you sift through the shit that is tumblr?
puppylover570
Dammit, it said I got an error hence the two replies.
HomiieEric
You are a god.
jdarrow86
PeanutBuddha and FolkLore right now:
vcelloho
There's a mistake in the list Tardizard is actually second. http://imgur.com/user/Tardizard
vcelloho
Tardizard was excluded because of cheating for reputation.
yourpostisbadandyoushouldfeelbad
also
jdarrow86
PS. The .gif is a lie!!!!
Moonkey
How does Shamrock have more trophies than me? This is some bullshit.
DontReallyNeedAUsername
wow this is like an imgur celebrity party, I want more of this
Myowngrampa
MOAR
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
This is my favorite place to go when I'm feeling nostalgic
Moonkey
Can't really get a batter snapshot than this.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
batter lol
Moonkey
I'll give you a batter snapshot.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Maybe try being more of a winner.
CaptainButtbeard
I would pay lots and lots of money to see the two of you wrestle naked in oil.
CindyWho4
TheFeralCat
ShamrockFury
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I wish I was famous enough to have an internet nemesis :(
lafeye
Clash of the Titans! 3...2...1... GO!
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
I'd be down to fight him and beat him up if you're down... and pour hot wax on his back and spit on him
InappropriateBoner
Myowngrampa
Dat username
MadeNewAccountOutOfShameOfMyFirstPost
wtf are you complaining about!? at least you HAVE trophies!
PrimitiveNinja
It's okay Moonkey. Everyone wants to the best. . . LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
sarah
I blame myself for not giving you Very Punny for every single comment.
overloadedcoffee
Hahaha, he has so many of those and deserves them all. Thoroughly enjoy his comments.
inevergottomeetlilsebastianrip
Sounds like someone needs to be PUNished
ShamrockFury
You're doing a great job, sarah.
Moonkey
Haha. These stats were really interesting. Thanks!
YouHadItComing
Hey Sarah, may I ask why @Tardizard isn't among the highest scoring users? Dude has 1,705,073 reputation!
sarah
He cheated to get them.
PedanticYetEarnest
What qualifies as cheating to get reputation, exactly?
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
He ran a script to increase his points.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
What does a dude need to do for one of those, it's the only one I've ever wanted!
appaismyspiritanimal
I was just happy with my two year anniversary trophy. Now I feel I'm missing out.
chemistrydoc
I haven't gotten a pun award.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Well that's just punbearable.
TheFeralCat
Me either. But I got your seal of approval, so I guess that counts?
ProfessorMosby
I haven't gotten any awards. Even with me bein all "Cutesy"
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I haven't either. We can cry together. http://imgur.com/xWmyebC
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
(pretend like the monies are internet points)
chemistrydoc
I thought I had the most trophies...fucker.
aurthurallan
As long as you make yourself laugh, that's the important part of a pun. My favorite comments are low scoring.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I think I need the link to this so I can upvote it, that's hilarious.
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
You'd be at it for weeks.
BeardKhan
Speaking of trophies, i still haven't gotten my anniversary one :(
FanciestBubble
Look what imgur pulled together to do, we made TheAlmightyHeisenbergWalterWhite the lowest points per comment. Hats off to you!
billiebitkiller
I forgot why we did that, and went I went to his profile to go check...there were no comments at all.
ExistentialEchidna
I remember doing something, but I can't remember why. Just commenting so I can check back for updates
billiebitkiller
It was when he posted a pic of a dead kid saying it was his son to try and scam a free game off people. GTA5 or COD or something.
ExistentialEchidna
Right thats why I hate him, i remember now. Thank you
spedoy
I remember that day, good fun for all..... except them
Lambpasty
There should be a PeanutBuddha trophy when you hit 1m+ reputation.
AngryHumanoid
SkittleBomb
Seconded.
BARTELS
Oh man, PeanutBuddha, what a showoff!
duckfacehunter
I MISSED YOU TOO
BARTELS
I MISSED YOU TOO MOAR!!!
TheFeralCat
It's okay man. We can weep about our mediocrity together.
Lanabur
I MISSED YOU
BARTELS
I MISSED YOU MOAR!
chemistrydoc
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? Doing lawyer shit?
BARTELS
There has been an uptick in lawyer shit, but I've mostly been over on Reddit. However, I've been finding my way back to Imgur more lately.
Celebrimbor
Why did you ditch Imgur for Reddit? WHY?
BARTELS
I felt Imgur was getting to big and turned into solely a competition to get top comment. Reddit is more about the conversation.
Celebrimbor
Very true. Imgur's top comments are often recycled old comments. I don't spend too much time on Reddit, so I don't know what happens there.
BARTELS
We really should be talking about fartharder more.
fartharder
LOL
DaMilkMan
NEVER FORGET
Wherewasthelastplaceyousawit
NEVER FORGET
AdamMeltzer
why upvote the man who speaks of Edward Macaroni Fork? Is not our purpose in life to downvote such nonsense whenever possible?
busybee
BARTELS!!!
BARTELS
Holy shit busybee!!!
busybee
Always nice to see an old school Imgurian again. Happy holidays :)
TownsendV228
He has -37,492 points on that single comment to this day. Holy shit.
Kircala
I checked out the comment by @fartharder and felt compelled to add a downvote. Like, I tried to hit the upvote, but couldn't.
fartharder
It's like the black hole of imgur. It keeps sucking people in.
butireallyneedtowork
CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS
sillypinkpanda
I only joined imgur last year and all of this is making me feel like I know nothing.
interuptingcow
Instead of talking, we should create a tutorial for users new to The Imgur for them to observe events which are substantial, such as this ?/
interuptingcow
bombshell of a pun movement, along with other standard etiquettes we approve of. 2/
TDWPTWD
who the hell is BARTELS?
fartharder
BARTELS is like unto a god.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
The guy you just replied to...
TDWPTWD
but why is he imgur famous?
jadedimgurian
check his comment history. imgur legend of old.
TDWPTWD
naw thanks
sweatybeard
Oh man I feel like I haven't seen YOU around for a while
BARTELS
Indeed, it has been too long, friend.
JoshMatos
The fuck man? You should be all over this list. The fucking plagiarizing nerfhearder Reddit comment Stealer DOUCHE is getting recognition!
acme64
the man has a -15k post, and it didn't even put a dent in his profile, the man is legend
AdamMeltzer
merely a year later, -15k has become -50k
fartharder
Nah, there's 907 other people w/ Imgurite status.
JakeBasil
What was fartharder's comment in response to?
candycoatedraindrops
If you don't know, you're too young for us bro. Kidding ... it was for the epic Edward Macaroni Fork
Obi2Kenobi
I saw the post and still dont get it...
dougiefresha
That, and @cagg
btbias
I concur!
captainhowel
Okay, I saw your username and now I'm gonna need some sauce on this story.
SirHakase
WTF HAPPENED TO CAGG ????
[deleted]
[deleted]
fartharder
I think she killed and ate him.
sseeiinnggdouble
That thought did cross my mind as well, but I'm being optimistic. By the way, huge fan of yours haha.
rooble
He transcended into a beautiful giraffe-rainbow and forever looks over all imgurians.
CaptainQuiz
Personally, I miss @falsefacts
CoeusDarksoul
Aye, same here! He was awesome :(
Mygirlfriends80085
i feel like conspiracy theory has kinda filled that niche
CaptainQuiz
Falsefacts is number one in our hearts. Conspiracy theory is a nerd who will never live up to the legacy.
EulaliaSaxons
BARTELS! Man, you're more legendary than half of the people on that list, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
BARTELS
I am but a simple Imgurian. I have been spending a bit more time working. A bit more time on Reddit. And a lot more time masturbating.
EulaliaSaxons
Awww. Well we missed you!
soze
Holy shit, BARTLES. I thought you @CAGGed on us.
BARTELS
I'm back, baby! I'm back!
fartharder
BARTELS IS LEGEND!
angus017
I just need to know why your comment was downvoted so much. I NEED TO KNOW
fartharder
Initially, hivemind. After that it became a thing.
angus017
That is sad haha... I didn't know whether to downvote for homage or upvote to show pleasure. Thanks for answering though!
fartharder
Whichever makes you happy. :)
BARTELS
Here we go!
rooble
HELLO *SQUEALING LIKE A PIGGY*
fartharder
'sup
rooble
I've calmed down now. I hope that your life is fantastic, rock on.
fartharder
ImtheOP
Yeah, BARTELS, where the hell have you been?
BARTELS
Mainly over at Reddit. And fapping.
Corki
WELL COME BACK!!!
BARTELS
Thanks friend.
BARTELS
It feels good to be back.
thosewomenwereinthenip
I am one of 908 people. Procrastination is a great thing
CaptainButtbeard
We're an elite club, motherfucker!
BobbiReject
I am honored to be apart of that group of 908 =)
ISeeWhatIDidThere
Ditto. I figured there would be way more. This makes me both happy and sad...
MisterSolares
As am I fellow imgurite
Sogeking
reporting in as 1 of the 908 :D
TheRicM
Checking in...one of my proudest accomplishments to be honest :)
ThatOneKidfromMN25
Same! This is a really weird feeling.
Thatnerdygingerone
LadyHaywire
As am I.....fellow Irish? (Judging by username here)
thosewomenwereinthenip
Aye. As Irish as a pack of tayto and a glass of red lemonade
LadyHaywire
I'm as Irish as a Mammy dinner on a weekend home from college. And whooooo Dublin for me tomorrow night!
thosewomenwereinthenip
Cuppa tea and a penguin bar. Be grand
LadyHaywire
And a chocolate mikado. Cause it's christmas.
IrishBarBalm
I almost feel ashamed to be one of the 908 lol, almost.
thosewomenwereinthenip
NEVER BE ASHAMED!
jbitel
Holy shit. We spend waaaay too much time on here.
YouHadItComing
I'll be one of you someday... Please accept me
AngryHumanoid
My God how many of us are there?! Oh, right, 908...
thevoiceinyourhead
Hey me too! woo..
joeinfro
<3 we are the 908%
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
I'm part of those 908 too.
smoothmoose
And yet I've never seen you before because I would remember laughing at your username! +1
TheRicM
Out of 7,928, we are the 11.45 %
Lambpasty
I wonder if we can get all 908 of us in this reply thread.
sweatybeard
I for one will take no part in this
sweatybeard
Wait, shit
thosewomenwereinthenip
I wonder when we can exchange fake internet points for currency....
TotalSmartAss
bitcoins
Lambpasty
What's the conversion rate of imgur rep for BitCoin??
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
Internet High Five! There are only 906 other people like us.
TheStoatMcGoats
High fives all around!!!
Vicwood
907 now, I was still Gold when this was posted :P
CasualProgress
I had to check if I was one of them... I am!!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
So...can I put this on a resume?
avenlanzer
I'll add it alongside Time Magazine's person of the year for 2006
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
There is a 98% chance of me doing this the next time I need to apply for a job.
TehAccountant
yeah if you are going for an online ad or marketing job
TDWPTWD
thegolg
It's kind of crazy watching your score go up/down in real time...1213...1212..1213....1214....
Mothergooch
You mean you haven't?!
copingcabana
Right next to Time's Person of the Year, 2006.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I like the way you think.
dnebays
I'm in the presence of gods.
chiaotzuman
My thoughts exactly!
OPTaylor
Yes, and list us all as your references.
noah12345678987654321
If you never want to get a job
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Aren't you just an optimistic and happy ray of sparkle-flecked sunshine shooting out of a unicorn's behind
noah12345678987654321
something like that
klayb
dk, but keep the OC comming motherfucker;D
SinisterKid128
Dude, wanna help me make shirts? We can buy iron on letters. I want mine to say, "I'm friends with the Imgur All Stars"
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Wait...are we ironing on letters or actually sewing shirts?
SinisterKid128
Was that a little bit of an Asian sweat shop joke? Cus I'm okay with that. HA! But yeah, let's buy shirts and iron on letters.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
It wasn't but now I'm wishing it had been.
kattpappan
I would not, I think it would be a good way to get your browsing monitored at work...
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Good point. I'll have to take that into consideration.
TheMagicalHindu
Apply for a PR firm
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I actually want to go into PR...it might work.
SyntKei
You could but it might not do anything.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
So you're saying it wouldn't hurt?
SyntKei
Unless you were applying for a job in which the main goal is to get rid of Imgur, probably not.
RedStarBeograd
No with that attitude
CreepyUncleBob
Can you? Yes. Should you? Well....
StoryMcWriteypants
Oh no! You're changing the stats!
IChangedMyNameForThis
Right next to Time Magazine Person of the Year.
interuptingcow
Sure, you could say that you once curated content for a company who consistently has millions of unique daily visitors.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Holy shit you're good. You're really, really good. I like you.
interuptingcow
My experience was generated through the fact that I am a professional resume writer for my family. I LIKE YOU TOO!!
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
d'aww
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
I did. They laughed at me and threw potatoes at me, but it was worth it
ScorpioMonkey
Still walked away with free potatoes!
SinisterKid128
I feel honored to have such internet friends.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Ha, we all have fun here
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Why did you bring potatoes to a job interview?
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
This thread. This thread right here. Made me laugh harder than I have in a while. It's beautiful.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
I certainly didn't bring potatoes to have them throw at me. They were just there. I applied to be an electrician so it only seemed natural
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Well now I know that if there are potatoes at any future job interviews, I should walk away swiftly.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Yeah they're painful. I also saw you work in marketing? I work in marketing, GET ME A JOB!
leveebreaks
Oh, man. Me: "I've got the highest scoring comment on Imgur!" Interviewer: "And?"
thisdoesntseemphysicallypossible
If they don't understand the importance of that statement then you don't want to work there anyway.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Say you have tangible evidence of your willingness to give and help others and link to that post :D
CeeSe
Interviewer: "OOHH, you mean like 9GAG?"
SirHakase
My reaction : *BANSHEE SCREECH*
MatchesTMalone
-heart attack-
timmokitten
me: nvm I don't want the job anymore
ShamrockFury
I'm coming for you.
ODeerLord
I'M COMING FOR YOU, PICCOLOOOO.
SinisterKid128
Actually, we wanna go to Chicago. So ...
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Yeah, I know. You'll pass me soon. It's hard to keep up when I'm only here when I'm at work.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Yeah I agree, I'm losing it!
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
This is a thread of the Imgur gods. I feel as if I am intruding on hallowed ground.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
http://b.pcc4.fubar.com/88/66/3816688/94625721.gif
iwishmyusernamewasrelevant
That's what she said.
WhatIfImNeverRelevant
HEY OUR USERNAMES ARE SIMILAR. ARE WE RELEVANT TO EACH OTHER?
iwishmyusernamewasrelevant
I'm gonna say it counts. For what I'm not sure but I'll take it.
scook16
You did create the Jose for scale...but could you imagine reading a resume that says "I hit over a million points on an internet site" haha
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I'd probably say I'm "reasonably good at coming up with things others agree with and/or find humorous"...I work in marketing, it might work.
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
Better at deleting bad comments because when i try a reply, it's already gone.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Haha I delete things I'm embarrassed I said or if the replies are annoying me, not necessarily "bad" comments.
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
That's cute, but untrue. Unless you count your failed attempts/downvoted comments as "embarassing". Then that makes sense.
scook16
Also, marketing is all about making a name for yourself, out of the 9k+ users - 99% of them know who you are. :)
kungfuman
Marketing is making a name for yourself, and that you've done.
Moonkey
You'll never make it up the marketing chain by using words like "reasonably" when selling yourself.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Yeah, I know :P I didn't like it even as I was typing it. How about "I'm the motherfucking bomb at getting people to reply to me"?
Moonkey
Ummmm, yeah. You could wear shades and make it into a rap and everything.
SandNigga
Leaving a comment just to be in the presence of elite...
timmokitten
same
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I'm so terrible at being racist, I just thought your username meant you were a black guy who really liked the beach.
bionerd
Personally, I prefer "dune coon"
SandNigga
haha, you're a funny racist.. I like it
timmokitten
or a middleeasterner?