When I try online dating, but everyone there is just villianous.
The end of the block lament
Not a selfie
A FP-only Imgurian today, hoping for kitties or Fit Friday posts.
For April Pawday.
Don't worry, humans. This dog is most certainly not a member of TeamZombie. Who's a good, probably not undead, boy? Scruffy.
My girlfriend got this sweet candle as a birthday gift.
Will Arnett witnesses a gruesome assault of a waterboy by an undead teen.
Moon...
After a long day of work and evening meetings, I did not want to make a late dinner for one. So, a dinner of smoked meat and cheese instead.
65 minutes into Yub Nub and Chill, and she says...
Used the guest room at a friend's house. Went to bed late after some drinks. Woke up next to this. Nearly Number 1'd myself..
MRW when Mom's fresh baked apple pie is already eaten, but I can still smell it
I don't do selfies, but here's my dog in an ugly sweater.
With the (American) Football season starting, let the bashing begin!
I still don't understand.
In case you missed it
Just saw this in a bar in Portland... Wtf?
This is Jillette Johnson, musician. If you haven't heard of her yet, you will soon.
After seeing too many "Confession" Bears
Found this old safe while visiting my parents
I ordered a side of fries. Happy Fat Tuesday everyone.
Glad I won't be reminded of that again.
MRW my sonic screwdriver accidentally goes off in my pocket
I wonder what the artist used for inspiration...
Ronda Rousey caught in submission hold by a fan
To the gatekeepers of User Sub,
The Bigger, Blacker Christmas
Because of Imgur, I tried this delicacy for the first time today.
TIL Rob Stark is dating the new Dr Who companion.
For you glorious Imgurians on NYE
When you stumble across that tearjerking post in Most Viral.
PTSD Potoo
"Snowed" in Portland today. This sums up most of the office conversations today, among those who actually showed up.
How to woo a lady
MRW I see the GoT non-readers take to the internets today.
The current UserSub username fad
I had to share; it's too cute. Hopefully Troy and Abed at the Oscars is gaining momentum.
Just some of my favorite Doctor Who images.
When Popular Science uses an AMA for news
Put a bird on it!
Seeing my kids on Christmas
I didn't pirate this
Hello, you delicious bastard. Don't worry, we'll meet again soon...
The eternal struggle of an average UserSub OP trying to make the Viral Gallery.
Does this win the Internet? Girl sings nerdy love song while kitten plays ukulele
Portland's New Mascot: T-Rex Jesus holding a PBR
Why am I compelled to give the punchline away in the title?
Second liked Image. (The first one was boring. I was young; didn't know better.)
MRW I told my young son that The Hobbit was available on Amazon today, and he asked if we could watch it together.
As a single dad, my kids often witness gratuitous flashing.
The first of this season's collection of fantasy football team pictures