ButIDontWantToGoOutside

67981 pts · August 13, 2012


I like cats, of course. I'm gay but I think Imgur idolizes gays WAY too much. Let us just be normal people, hate us for selfies just like you would a straight person. And gays, don't let your sexuality be what defines you. I love funny pictures and heart touching stories, but I also have a great sense of humor. Hitler jokes are fucking hilarious.  People also need to learn not to get so butthurt by things people say to them on the internet. Take it in stride, guys. But at the same time, let's remember to respect people regardless of how we are treated by others.  Jesus, I'm like a goddamn soap box right now. Time to shut up.  Lastly, a selfie, for good luck. http://i.imgur.com/ta4U8J6.jpg  ..Oh wait, that's my cat. Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/mfU1Pd7.jpg

*SPOILER ALERT* (I think?) I'm still in season four..so this kind of ruined it for me. If it's true, that is.

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Maybe she's born with it..

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Who is this sign for? Bears obviously aren't going to understand it. WHAT'S ITS PURPOSE?

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My cat would not give a shit about talking to me while I'm at work.

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It's...so true..

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Because Cats.

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This...this makes me hate people.

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"I have no idea what I'm doing"

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teeehee

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My life is a lie.

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The death of the trees is my favorite time of the year.

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Why does this always happen to me.

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RIP

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I'm a little sad that I didn't realize how stupid this looked until the rest of them did it.

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High five, bro.

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"Uh, I'm the only one you should be photographing."

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True story.

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OH MY GOD, that child doesn't have a seat belt on.

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...I'm gunna beat a dead horse and talk about Apple Maps.

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Very appropriate.

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"OH HELLLLLLLLL NO"

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Haha, Space.

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Annnnd there goes her skin

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Imgurian meet up on February 22nd in Cali. I'm going from Texas..just curious as to how far people are traveling to get there!

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Dat camel face

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Imgurian pick up line.

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POLITICS ON IMGUR AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO

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"Did I say you could take a fucking photo? Back it up."

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Those women sure want that koolaid..

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"Dave, DAVE! I'M ON TV!"

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I can't be the only one (fixed)

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Stupid Brain.

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"Don't marry her. She slept with the ranch hand. I watched."

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Can anyone tell me how to space between paragraphs on your Imgur profile?

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A downvote against C&H is a downvote against JESUS. I bet you're thinking twice, aren't you?

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I'm not even sure how to caption this

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Someone shave their guinea pig so we can test this.

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Well..I guess I have to then..

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I hate clowns. This is hilarious, though.

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Ridiculously photogenic dog, maybe?

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"Stop it, Paul. I'm trying to look in the distance."

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Uh, I am...wait...my names...we should...what?

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"You cannot defeat cat-tree. I am immortal. I am unbeatable. I am the ultimate."

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Hahaha, get it? GET IT?

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"YOU'RE RUINING MY INTERNET DATING VIDEO ASSHOLE"

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I...do I answer it?

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Has the internet seen this yet? I feel like they should.

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Mother hears 13 year old daughters heartbeat one last time. Video in comments.

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I really want to start watching this. Everyone tells me not to start with the first season. Where do I start, Imgur?

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Tomorrows World.

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How I imagine most Imgurians.

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I'm sad to know that I've been driving for six years and just learned what this does.

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Video link in comments. Blind kitten plays with toy for the first time.

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On a scale of 1 to Neil Patrick Harris, how fabulous is this dog?

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Thanks comic, now I hate my life.

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