psuedon
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Biggest horse in the world is 20 hands and 23 of an inch, weighing in at 2,600lbs
Nov 24, 2017 6:21 PM
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semajzero
Yeah, yeah but how much horsepower does it get?
SlightlyStoopidBear
Reading those measurements
Plustre
Ever played Dragon Age Inquisition? Bioware sized horses :D
LoganFine
DeafMatcH
thats a big burger. not a horse
PartyAtYourMomsHouse
23 of an inch
numnumcoookies
Huge penis
L0rdinquisit0r
Crumping
ElbowDeep
I've seen enough beastiality porn to know where this is going... *Sigh* ... *Unzips*
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Yuck
Saviorjedah
FlyVC
That would be a proper horse for the Mountain.
Dudeitsonlyme
Lol I’d be surprised if several didn’t know what you were talking about.
zushiba
20 hands? What the fuck kind of unit of measurement is that? My dog is 5 snickers high. Bitch, what kind? Fun Size? King Size?
GoochInspector
Ryshadium!!
StarBug
cptunderpants
Reminds me of this Far Side..
danieAwardPrincess
Don’t tell Mr. Hands
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illbeyourfuckleberry
Mr. HANDS! I just got it.
umbrellamaker
That horse is amazing!
KaJuN
Mmm it tasts just like a bulk pack of raisins!
Dudeitsonlyme
She loves him for the size of his c&@$.
thebillyofthewest
Oh fuck the dinosaurs are back
foopyfoop
Anything... Any... Wait... Anything... Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
AggieStarFox
About 6’11” just FYI
HugeFootJob
There's something odd about that hand
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Wide lens - it makes closer objects look a lot larger (like pornstars' feet).
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Is it the number of digits on it?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Is it named Mr. Hands?
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Oh fuck, I had forgotten about that
alanivar75
Daddy, is that woman gonna live? We'll, son, judging by the side of that horses cock, most likely not.
ISGLASS
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
This needs more upvotes. Here ya go. https://i.imgur.com/ngv9f15
krapmyself
Speaking of hands, is it just me, or does that lady have giant man hands?
NightNova
I am glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that
GrumpyGrumbo
Nothing to do with perspective at all for sure.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Probably a wide angle lens which makes closer things look disproportionately large (therefore not a great choice for selfies or portraits).
dowingba
Well she's 9 hands tall if she's a farthing.
735824
No, those are her's, or is it hers' or hers?
dowingba
Hers. Possessive pronouns do not get apostrophes.
735824
Thou hast made my day.
RADARMANKC
I was thinking this too! Like her hands look like they’re bigger than her head.
TirionFordringBearerOfAshbringer
Imagine Riding that thing into battle, the fear it will strike into the enemies eyes...the horse is cool too
imnottryingtobesarcastic
They are not comfortable to ride.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
Good luck getting it to move. the bigger the horse, the lazier, slower it is from what I've learned! Super sweathearts too!
Obi1thejedi
Flyndaran
War horses were bred to be war horses. Size really is only one of many requirements.
PuddleSmacker
is 20 hands equal to 10 feet? what kind of crazy metric system is this?
Pwningpikachu
It's a fucked up system that literally makes no sense.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
It may have back in the day, you could literally measure a horse with the width of your hand?
Pwningpikachu
Then that would differ from person to person and horse to horse. It's just a daft Victorian measurement.
itislikeitis
"What kind of crazy metric system is this?" What kind of stupid dumbass are you?
echonite
Metric, in this case probable is meaning a form of measurement, not the metric system.
ShamnusMcfee
I'm pretty sure using an arbitrary measure of 'hands' specific to horses is what is being criticized. What kind of dumbass are you?
tmspmike
What a cuntish thing to say.
PuddleSmacker
I guess I should have used "measuring system" vs. "metric system" for the morons.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
A hand is four inches, and that only measures to the withers (bump at the bottom of the mane).
gecko08
THEYRE JUST MAKING WORDS UP NOW! THEY CANT JUST DO THAT!
RobJenkins
I gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
20h is 80 inches so 6 foot 7 inches at the whithers.
n0n53n53
So how many furlongs is that?
freezingpilot
0.010101 US Furlongs.
dfoxtails
@elbowdeepinahorse A challenge for you
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Or @horsesaresexy
DelicateMenstrualQueef
Genuine question for @horsesaresexy : are you attracted to humans, or other animals as well? Or are you attracted to Arab mares exclusively?
dudfey
I don’t think it would be much of a challenge
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HibiscuitsTea
Omg. I can never unsee those people.
AliBarber
What
BootStrappe
Just the right height, no bucket required.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Fawndler
Just the wrong hight, bucket required.
MrPredator
What's life without a little bit of a challenge to it.
dfoxtails
Your status has been noted.
hippybobby
@horse
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
The fuck is going on in this thread?!
PieSpie
if i may offer some reassurance: doesn't matter how big the thing is, you only have to go up to your elbow...
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
The challenge is keeping himself from going deeper.
SithElephant
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/531/557/a88.jpg
Cavalrysword
Who needs that much glue?
Thelandfill
This wins. Everybody out
K2yS
How do you think they make those jumbo glue-sticks?
goddessofgreen
You need to glue your mouth shut. Meany.
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
Motormand
Well we could use some of it for lasagna.
orangeisthenewbasic
Mr Burns
ThePowerOf42
Well, you see glue, i see lots of delicious steaks
roorooter
harrjdison
gtsr
Or giant steaks.
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
PatrickTrimble
Thats a lot of dog food
gtsr
So, you don't eat horses but make dog food out of them? That doesn't make much sense.
PotassiumMan
Boxer maybe
AnApologeticCanadian
Hahaha +1 great joke but ummm....could you explain it to my friend? He doesn't get it.
paulPoster
The joke actually makes no sense, because you can make glue from the bones and connective tissue (collagen) of any animal, not just horses.
Morgoth117
It’s common to use parts of a dead horse to make glue, I don’t think it’s as common today but I’m not sure.
moricai
They got rats the size of cats, cats the size of dogs, dogs the size of horses, and horses the size of elephants.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
I feel bad for their mothers.
cavepainted
During the Paleolithic era, lions this size roamed the glacial steppes of Europe and Asia. Cave lions were one of the largest cats to live!
Mephane
Don't forget dogs the size of rats.
RonanGoulding
Extremely ambiguous Sherlock reference
QueasyQueer
How big are the elephants?!
WoTLert
Now all we need is elephants the size of rats and the circle will be complete.
lordbucket
"...but Lord I'm so forlorn, I just don't see no unicorn!" (Oh wait, maybe that wasn't the intended reference.)
MostAwkwardPenguinInNYC
Idontgetthereference.gif
Captainplanetmotherfucker
They've got elephants the size of whales, whales the size of planets and planets the size of my ex's fat ass.
ItsMeMello7
They got elephants the size of your mom, too
EnragedCucco
Those are some small elephants!
FavoriteAllTheCuteThings
MrRandom314159
ScroungeArounge
Dumpstered.
doritobandito84
RandAIFlagg
hahaaaa got im
fskn
BoobyCall
RaspberryPeriod
YOOOOOOOOOO
BakePretzels
Damn that’s one huge elephant
bigmee
OneSlaadTwoSlaadRedSlaadBlueSlaad
thebillyofthewest
And yo mom's the size of moons
moricai
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/loss_for_words.gif Damn, I got nothing.
AliBarber
Fucking hell. No recovery from that
MrRandom314159
Gradwin
DukeDarkwood
Very impressive. But that still only counts as one!
Vyrro
Your mom is so fat, you gotta roll her in flour then aim for the wet spot.
valkyrie9
Not sure why you got downvoted this is hilarious
whyareallthegoodusernamestakenbro
BeerBatteredandBold
Someone add a Brazzers tag
CanOnlySayYes
NOOOO
Hybris51129
PornHubChan
SuperRockinMrMagic
23 hands. Not Mr Hands.
spidermilk
degenerator
And give the horse a haircut like it always wants to see the manager.
XB0XYGEN
Found the weirdo
DoYouHaveYourTowel
Must be a before pic. She's ruined for life.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
We all know this shit actually exists like there are surprising amount of results if you ever search it up
Mannus
After pic, see the floor.
FilipeNogueira
JeepersMedia
Thanks, I just laughed my coffee out my nose!!
KingXBailey
mutewalking
MasterPrime
LocalFishInGreatMoodToday
roorooter
Greatwood
FilipeNogueira
There are things in the internet interesting enough if you search well enough...just saying.