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The subtle scent of spray tan betrays their allegiances every time
Jun 28, 2020 8:53 AM
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md22mdrx
Then don’t be such an ignorant, evil cunt.
DarthDrizzt42
The original article was from like... January 2018, which is even better
Frostbreaker1
Ruin a first date in 4 words: "I work for Trump"
BubbaSlabbs
Play stupid games, win shit prizes
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Probably for the best
ThrashAndChemistry
Thanks, Obama.
PeterNormal
Social consequences at the micro level are extremely important. Small minded fuckwits don't understand masks and social responsibility...
PeterNormal
but they do understand not being fucked. So don't fuck them.
7hatsBollocks
Well yeah. They don't believe consent is a thing...
TheWombatStrikesAgain
They also don't believe in abortions which, while dating, is something you better be on the same page about.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
They should all just inbreed like the rest of Trump's followers.
scottEkarate
Cinnamongirl68
SoundKraftS2
For those interested ... https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-staffers-are-complain-that-they-cant-date-in-dc-2018-6
theirarefourlights
"Thanks but no thanks. Just Googled you and it said you were a mouthpiece for the Trump administration. Go f--- yourself."
DrDadJokes
17ducks
I think about this every time I see a cop with a punisher skull on his uniform
Animorphs
Do they not realize that if the Punisher were real he would kill them?
Mergetvs
"yeah I work for Hitler, but not like THAT. Amirite? But a paycheck is a paycheck. Hello?"
Cinnamongirl68
?????????
peruvianfightingmidgets
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-staffers-are-complain-that-they-cant-date-in-dc-2018-6
thiscantbtaken
Wow. And he says Biden can’t put two sentences together!
renegaderegent
Thank you. I don't trust any stories on here untill I see the source.
Beefkins
I mean the anti-maskers are almost exclusively Trump supporters, why would someone want to date a person who makes it clear they only 1/2
Beefkins
care about themselves? 2/2
Valleyofwaves
Of my staff ALL get laid! Noone gets as much laid as my staffers and noone gets laid as beautiful as my young staffers.
licmasack
Valleyofwaves
I've always considered this important and even grab them by the pussy myself if I find the time, bc noone is as hard-working as me tbh.
theirarefourlights
The only person who gets more action than my staff is me. Those teen miss America contestants loved me!
Treblaine
I don't get it, serial sex murderers in death row can get girlfriends... by mail... how pathetic are these people?
DoublevBomb
Yeah, but that's about people's twisted relationship with fame, infamy, wanting things you can't have and mental illness.
Treblaine
"but why can't craving for fame infamy, avarice and insanity that work for me!? That's why I joined this administration!"
Thelrishlnquistion
Sssoooooo....pathetic
Fuzzynubz
But why, when they can fuck themselves?
licmasack
TheGreatPenguini
fbutaric
They already have by joining team trump. His stench will not wash of easy
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Guess the government needs to hire more incels
Rulweylan
I can't see that making any significant difference to the republican platform.
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Because incels don't need to worry about getting laid. Plus they fit the demographic of angry, loner males ready to commit murder
LasciviousHedgehog
Date!? They are Trump staffers! Its not like they are into things like going to art galleries, dinner that isnt McDonalds, or consent
HighVelocityBurntToast
Yeah this article should be posted on r/niceguys lol
Cinnamongirl68
Great response!!! CONSENT!!!!???????
ChronicMcFaded
Same thing for trump himself, only way he can get laid is cutting 100k cheques or, let's be honest, probably raping people.
lychgate
Wait till they have make up something for a 4 year gap in the Résumé
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Easy just lie about where you worked
thispleasesimhotep
"I, uh....was in prison..."
tibris
"I was doing hardcore porn, the really sketchy stuff, borderline snuff."
thispleasesimhotep
Better than admitting the truth...
tibris
and more socially acceptable
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
maskedrabbit
TychoTychoAlba
What exactly is the complaint here? People should date them anyway even if they hate them?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
A few years ago there were actually articles that told liberal women they should date conservative men, because... liberal unwillingness (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
to compromise fueled the rise of Trump, teaching conservatives empathy with their vaginas, and other dumb shit. (2)
HolyCowDoNotEat
SirLyonhart
DC is full of Moderates, Liberals and Conservatives, few of which will stoop so low as to date a Trump supporter. People have standards.
SirLyonhart
It probably also doesn't help that we're in a pandemic, nobody should be dating, and they're not allowed to wear masks or social distance.
ProfessorPlaidula
Yes, but also these articles have been around since, like, right after the inauguration. Sauce: I lived in DC until recently.
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
Being a low-level Trump staffer hardly makes them Trump supporters. I’m sure a large percentage of Trump officials and staff hate him
Hashbrown123
Yeah, they most likely just take the job just for experience rather than because they like or agree with him.
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
Right. Plus the majority of senior level Trump officials hate him and just try to do their job
Hashbrown123
Yeah. This is literally hating someone because they have a shitty boss.
Hashbrown123
But hey, some people just need to hate on others.
SirLyonhart
Yeah, a lot of people didn't read the second part. About how nobody should be dating new people in a pandemic. It's not a political issue.
CarnivorousManatee
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floofnmeeps
I think Pence and Zuckerberg were built in the same factory
theirarefourlights
Dr soong’s earliest prototypes are creepers.
Merkava250
Au revoir, Shoshanna
SarenStolkholm
Not without Mother present
Lowfi
That is so very good.....
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Wait for the cream.
thepromisedLAN
Maybe at his younger male pages
delacruzzz
What wrong has pence done?
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Claimed smoking doesn't cause cancer
delacruzzz
Is that it? Holy fuck here i though he was eating babies
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2020/02/27/pence-smoking-cancer-donald-trump-coronavirus-response/4890066002/
Housemaster
I'll never forget the collective gasp the theatre made when he ordered a glass of milk. Great scene.
Patient00
I dont remeber the movie very well, what was the gasp for?
ImAnActionBirb
He asked for a glass of milk at the farmer’s house where she was hiding. He had his guard shoot everyone under the floorboards; she escaped.
theirarefourlights
Callback to the opening scene where he asked the farmer for a glass of milk and.....spoilers......
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Whats the movie name
theirarefourlights
Inglorious basterds[sic]. Tarantino. Pretty good film.
theirarefourlights
her and her family were hiding under the floorboards and then they all got killed and only she escaped.
dunkledan
Patient00
I thought it was just caracther consistency, he likes milk so he asks milk here and here as well.
redditadmin
Good, they shouldn’t reproduce.
CouldntCakeLess
SteamingTheCat
This combined with laughing Data meme one post up is a great idea
BrotherQuinoa
Six trumptards offended so far. Three of them will downvote my comment by mid afternoon.
Micah1966
7 already... they're up early today.
timmy26
Or maybe they just don’t think people should face discrimination just because of their job
BrotherQuinoa
This didn't age well.
TheCrazyCraftsman
Nobody wants to date a dumpster fire
fowlersleftfoot
You need to look into the definition of “discrimination”
somedudeyoumightknow
Sound like an incel.
HorseDeepInADragon
Police aren’t pulling them over for bullshit reasons. They aren’t being turned away from businesses. Not dating someone isn’t discrimination
timmy26
No but people are hating them for bullshit reasons.. and treating them differently for bullshit reasons.. that’s discrimination
Micah1966
Bullshit reasons? Excuse me, since when is working for a wanna be dictator and supporting a rapist, racist, homophobic irresponsible toddler
Bertfisch
The reasons are pretty much not bullshit
TacoDaddy6969
People hate them for great reasons.
fowlersleftfoot
Very legitimate reasons.
PiGiSpi
I love that having standards about dating is "discrimination" lmfao. You gotta accept ALL date invites, or its discrimination!
youcantgiveAbabybooze
If I know I'll disagree with probably all of a person's views on society, I don't want to date them. They chose those values, it's different
WannaHaveACatch
It’s not discrimination. They don’t have to work in the Trump administration.
timmy26
Mate you gotta look up the definition for discrimination
PiGiSpi
ok! noun
1.
the unjust or prejudicial treatment of different categories of people, especially on the grounds of race, age, or sex.
WannaHaveACatch
Discrimination is unjust/prejudicial treatment of someone based on age, race, sex, disability, or gender. It’s not based on whether 1/2
thepromisedLAN
I CAN'T GET LAID ANYMORE. OH POOR ME AND THESE SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS. HOW DARE PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME!
sheeeiit
I wanna know who's downvoting these comments.
Ironblitz
I mean, can't they lie? It's kinda in the job description.
jm151
but but consequences are for other people, not me!
onecowboytoo
They can always go fuck themselves.
MasterMookie
It's almost like people have STANDARDS when it comes to morals and intelligence!
JanoahDavis42688
Draevan13
cjohnson317
Involuntary Incels, am I right?
youcantgiveAbabybooze
In (voluntarily) cel (ibate)
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
If they call themselves “incel,” I’m pretty sure its voluntary.
astronomygeek7
You’re starting to make them sound like incels.
Micah1966
My guess is that there is a huge overlap between these two groups
UncleSlam123
We have no way of knowing for sure if they're incels or not, but given the fact they're Trump staffers, the possibility is high.
Assbandit
1. This is exactly how they act. Here is a "gays4trump" lad telling me that I'm bigoted for not wanting to shag him because his facebook
onecowboytoo
That sounds gay.
Assbandit
2. page was full of the most vile and racist propaganda I have ever seen and then he has the audacity to ask me to fuck him then blames me
Assbandit
3. when I politely said no
Assbandit
4.
Assbandit
5.
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
@Mullok77 I think this post is for you champ! By the way, go get fucked! Have a great day!
PersonalSleezus
I don’t know the context, but
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Just go look at the tagged users comments. So many downvotes
Arctopus
Some of them aren't THAT bad. looks like he pissed off some downvote fairies.
imcurrentlyatabar
He’s got a lot of deleted posts too. Seeing how badly downvoted a few of his posts are, I wonder how bad the deleted ones were...
macgerdo
let's make it a tradition to downvote him. I heard US people love traditions.
toolarchy5
Wait why arent they dating each other? Incest clearly isnt a taboo in the trump family.
jursamaj
Because even *they* hate Trump staffers.
CharlesPerrault1987
You're right. +1
FurtiveGlancer
Only father-daughter incest - daddy gets first dibs...
t00tie
Maybe even they realise they're all unlikable cunts?
ChefHannibal
Huntersmoon115
According to the article, that’s apparently exactly what they’re doing
fencer1964
What Could possibly go wrong with serial dating within your own workplace?
linearcore
A workplace where the boss encourages sexual harassment, keeping quiet about violations, and narcissism.
fencer1964
Oh sure, obviously. But besides that...?
linearcore
Besides that there's the peeing on people, but we'll let Russia bring that one up.
blau79
Cause they're all men.
BrianBoyko
Honestly, most probably.
mcmachack
The council doesn't recognize this as an answer because Ass is Ass
Asgarus
I mean, they suck their own dicks the whole day, so it's not that big of a step to suck each other's dicks.
PlankTableGo
This pleased Lady G
ActionJohnnie
Not bro jobs cause they aren’t bros.
Asgarus
So?
pyroshen
Uncle Mike would kill them if they were gay
tropicthai
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Surprisingly, almost 1/2 are women. I don’t get it, either. Still, the ratio is there. They can date e/o. My guess is they hate themselves.
ElroydIsGone
I guess the Trump Team is just a cesspool of lies, intrigue, greed, sharp ellbows and backstabbing. Everyone there is evereyones enemy.>
WAITAREYOUSERIOUSohyourenotokaythatscool
Yeah, but those girls father's have already promised them to the heir of an oil or telecom fortune. No dates for the blonde bargaining chips
shepahrdjhon
Why is it surprising? The famous name we use to insult an entitled person is Karen. Also white women were the excuse for lynching black men
GMontag451
I'm jealous. Every time I say that trump fucks his daughter, I get downvoted to oblivion.
Pixolotl
On Imgur? You get downvoted for shitting on Trump? Impossible! I thought that’s the easiest way to get upvotes on Imgur nowadays.
Natural20orBust
Say it know and I'll give you a pity upvote. Bonus if you say it in French
ilhares
Donald Trump baise sa fille.
PhurbuMukpodom
Natural20orBust
Merci mon ami(e) :)
ThatShiftyMonkey
*baisé
ilhares
Not according to google translate. take it up with them.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Probably because they don't like each other either. I bet the just hate fuck and cry.
DarthKratos
Hate fuck is underrated
bripi
I wanted to say you left out a comma, but the idea of "hate fuck" intrigues me. How does one "hate fuck"?
HenryLongfellowIII
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hate%20Fuck Urban Dictionary is a useful reference sometimes.
neutronfish
It’s not something you can explain with logic or words.
MissEpona
It’s when you bone someone you hate. Like if a vegan hippie and a racist nazi got busy — they hate each other but still fucked. A hate fuck.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
No comma omission. You've never hate fucked? Had sex with someone you are physically attracted to but absolutely despise? It's a good time.
THUMPSDV8S
I'm conflicted. As a happily married man I both hope this never happens and bummed I will never experience it.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
It's a lot like using some kinds of drugs. Pure fun and debaucherous servicing of the Id, followed by a shame crash. It's a wild ride.
ParallelParkingInABurka
Props to the meme maker for picture choice.
5omeCommenter
Your favourites.
SavageBlood
She was sssoooo cool, calm. Every time she relaxed, I was right there with her. 'God, that was terrifying.' Kudos, Mr. Tarantino, kudos.
SavageBlood
And Laurent? That performance. Jeebus.
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
Sounds like a them problem.
drduffer
Yep. ⬆️
Lamborghinileglock
JesusHimself69
Perfection
okayyy
Jesus that username is a rollercoaster of emotion
Pyronixcore
Don't add Jesus to it!
JesusHimself69
Yeah give me some peace! Im busy playing pandemic
MikePowers
What's this from??
mofreckle
Ingloriato Bastadino est Tindong Quantumbingo
ParallelParkingInABurka
Inglourious Basterds. Tarantino movie.
AstartesLibrarius
Inglorious Basterds. And no, that is not a typo.
ParallelParkingInABurka
Sure it is, you missed the first "ou" in Inglourious. ;)
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
Dammit! I had never noticed that before
AstartesLibrarius
Same. Always caught the "e" and never noticed the extra "u".
Spongefeet
Surely it depends if you’re American or not?
Yinyang107
Not when it's a title.
ParallelParkingInABurka
Not sure if serious, but in case that yes: both words are intentionally spelled wrong in the movie title. Not even the British use two "ou".
Iatesomecoffeecups
Inglorious bastards, and the dude is a nazi and the girl is a jew
BahamutBBob
*Inglourious Basterds (I don't know why they spelled it that way, but it is what it is. Even if it's dumb.)
DJScarecrow
The name comes from the title of an Italian war movie from 1978. https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/l6xG2HhvLZucoNwXVjoX9tC69iN.jpg
AintNoRestForTheWookie
And Mr. Terantino(sp?) is known for loving the cinema designs of the 60s and 70s.
LetumComplexo
A French Jew*
bardock
Gesundheit
Deadpoolio7
SHO S H A N N A
Theory89
Lol. Weird correction. Are they special?
GadenKerensky
Well, the Nazis spent a good length of time lording over France, and a lot of Nazis wanted to go to France.
AManIsNoOne
For some reason, the French especially hated the Nazis. Can't quite remember why though.
gnochi
Extra reason to hate the Nazis.
LetumComplexo
I mean, that she’s French is a major part of her characterization. Without it she’d be a completely different character.
fowlersleftfoot
Who knew that the voluntary surrender of all sense of morality in the interest of career progression would be unappealing?
lampdog
THAT, right there, is HEAVY.
Ruthknits3
Honestly, it’s depressing.
SavageBlood
THANK YOU! And fuck any fucker who hires any of them after this.
escalinci
Perfectly fine in finance, weapons manufacturing or pharmaceuticals. Politics is a very uncertain career so you don't have stability onside.
kerms
Ehh, just because you're in the administration doesn't mean you're a yes-man.
kerms
I meant this in the sense that there were people in the administration who tried to set it on a better course against Trump, like Mattis.
fowlersleftfoot
Mattis is a scumbag, it’s only compared to the irredeemable sack of shit Trump that he looks at all positive
fowlersleftfoot
Yeah, you might be going along with the idea of a white supremacist President because you’re one yourself.
popejubal
By this point it does. Because he keeps firing anyone who isn’t a yes man.
Streiquer
Currently* Have you not noticed what happens to people in the administration who aren't yes-men? Would you like a list of the turnover?
TheObstinateOne
Not only that, but this is in the capital of ditching morality for career progression.
fowlersleftfoot
Fair point. Still managing to slip under the very lowest of low bars
md22mdrx
James Cameron 2020!!! “We WILL raise the bar!”
KingPotatow
I thought LA was the capital of ditching morality for career progression
Imustntrunaway
eh, they're both yuppie hellscapes. There's no living anywhere like that.
NotASecretVampire
Because almost all government staffers on both sides aren't doing that?
fowlersleftfoot
Appropriate username
arsenilk
Correct. Most aren’t. Even GOP ones. The Trump administration is extra-ordinary in its amoral cruelty. Pretending it isn’t is dishonest.
RadioSkipsHD
Just go ahead and vote for Sleepy Joe or Killary Clinton. Liberals have already made this country a shit hole anyway.
brusilov
Eat dick
koflan
... She's not running for president. But that's some very mature adult material you've got there.
SavageBlood
Your words speak poorly of you. And their substance just tells us you are stupid.
Ruthknits3
Bless your heart.
fowlersleftfoot
Always interested wether you guys actually talk like this IRL or you save these strange little buzzwords for your pathetic online personas?
koflan
*inarticulate yelling*
CarnivorousManatee
OverpricedCrayon
Then why doRepublican states make up the majority of the top states that receive federal aid? Consistently rank as the poorest states (1
OverpricedCrayon
Uneducated states? Most of the most obese states? Sounds like Republicans are ruining a lot more for themselves. (2
koflan
Yes, I'm sure the informed Trump supporter will hit you with some dynamite critical thinking now.
VitaminBeaPositive
What a fucking cockholster. Coward made a fake account because he can't lose his precious internet points.
RadioSkipsHD
Nah this is my main account. I couldn’t care leas about internet points. You liberal Democrats are being used and you can’t even see it.
PimpinKen
Care to explain how trump is a more stable choice? I'm genuinely curious and not looking to start a fight.
dojustice
Yep. We're really getting used. Sending our kids to fight wars for rich people's interests and giving up all semblance of social services 1/
dojustice
to make sure they don't have to pay taxes. 2/2 /s
raptorjesuswentextinct4ursinz
How long will you keep invoking her name as some kind of boogeyman. She’s not even running JFC...
RadioSkipsHD
Until she goes to prison for either the murders or the sex trafficking or Benghazi.
venomlash
How many investigations did Republicans do on Benghazi again? How many of them turned up no evidence of wrongdoing by Secretary of State?
thatfucknguy
Better send your dad to prison for all the sexual assault and innumerable other crimes hes committed too then.
OverpricedCrayon
Sex trafficking? Please tell me you dont buy that pizza place conspiracy theory
HolyCowDoNotEat
Hey, didn’t they spend $7M on 10 separate congressional investigations that determined that HRC was not responsible or involved in any way?
HolyCowDoNotEat
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2018/dec/19/blog-posting/fact-checking-meme-about-costs-mueller-investigati/
boom1chaching
Get hired on for a low job at 20 by Obama happily. Keep job while Trump gets in thinking "This is only temporary." A real monster.
fowlersleftfoot
If you have “staffer to President Obama” on your resume, finding another job wouldn’t be tough. Choosing not to would be surrendering ethics
boom1chaching
You could also stay in and try to climb and try to be appointed/hired for something that you could make positive change in.
fowlersleftfoot
Of course, Trump is wide open to policy suggestions from junior staffers. Happens all the time
boom1chaching
"Try to climb or try to be appointed/hired" means you're in it for the long haul, shit pres or not. You think those guys started out
boom1chaching
I'm sure everyone who works for a bad person is also a bad person and so on down the line, but not me.
popejubal
After the first year or two, you could go look for a new job. It’s been more than 3.5 years of seeing who the President is by now.
boom1chaching
I mean it's a gov job so the benefits are great. Also, this far in, if you thought he wasn't getting a second term, why would you leave?
boom1chaching
I mean, technically everyone in the military is below Trump currently. After 3.5yr, should everyone in should be trying to not reenlist?
boom1chaching
All I'm saying is you can't generalize everyone of the group as being terrible people, especially based on just working below someone
popejubal
If you don’t understand the difference between serving in the military and working for his campaign or administration advance his goals...