When I re-enact my epic triangle solo for my grandma.
3
1
645
Future might be looking brighter.
3
18
279
Landscape, Oil on Canvas
2
1
320
Why can't we discuss politics?
3
18
143
All I want for Christmas is royalties.
-5
2
148
If any of you had grown up in 1940s Germany. You probably would've been a nazi.
10
51
914
MRW I understand that reference.
-2
7
210
Santa looking like a naughty boy.
-1
0
177
When the girl you like sneaks off with the guy dressed as a creepy clown at the fancy dress party.
-1
4
315
When you smell your own farts.
-3
2
159
When she pushes your head down. But has no idea what she's in for.
49
4
2268
Ninjo Tuttle
-3
2
333
My spirit animal.
-7
1
877
Poured milk into my coffee this morning.
20
7
1240
Patent pending.
-3
0
137
MRW my girl says I can stop licking if my tongue's tired.
34
14
2682
Teach em young.
44
3
2181
MRW my friend shows me his new boat.
0
0
131
Old mop is part of nature now.
3
6
24
MRW I plan to call in sick tomorrow. But guys....I'm not sick.
27
6
2486
MRW holding in a massive shit in line at the store.
17
10
501
MRW my plane goes downs.
26
12
751
Can I Get a High Five
-2
0
165
MRW my girlfriend asks if we need a buttplug to start trying anal.
7
13
2022
Happy Easter Boys and Girls
19
3
1777
MRW my girlfriend is horny....
7
5
58
MRW my asshole workmate brags about his pacemaker that saved his life.
17
3
33
MRW I get a blowjob from my 19 yo cousin at a relatives funeral. Because life's to short.
-1
14
553
MRW someones asks if I have finished eating my platter of ribs.
1
4
459
My friends let me introduce you to Currywurst
12
18
621
Because of the Implication
16
6
693
When your fingering your girlfriend while she's on her period but have to tell her to shhh.
1
5
689
MRW my friends all agree that im the tough one.
13
4
23
When she tells you to fuck her brains out.
10
16
1070
MRW my wife wants have phone sex but wants me to pretend I am not her husband.
60
18
1128
The real reason I had model planes as a kid.
7
6
459
MRW my roomate texts asking me to pay his cab fair to get home.
127
29
1255
If you want a school kids, ya better get building.
18
1
62
MRW my Girlfriends tell me liking things in my ass is weird.
46
7
669