felt
15th favorite: pizza balls... that is all.
1947-2022 He had an awesome life. RIP Meatloaf
It's every day with you guys...
MRW someone says "I'm not racist, but..."
When you've finished The Office for the umpteenth time and can't figure out what to watch next
Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson
Papa was a Rollin Stone
MRW the guy I just met starts talking about banging and suckling a giant because she thought he was a baby
When someone asks what kind of hot sauces we have
Popular opinion
Belated Happy Festivus, you buncha fuckin nerds
ignore and move along. thank you.
you'll really upvote ... Anything?
Never forget.. today is Ludacris's birthday.
imgur.... i would appreciate this.
Gettin' on this bandwagon
... 'cause you can have me either way: Plain White Jim or Three-Hole Punch.
MRW I'm using voice-to-text and it types "cuz" instead of "because"
Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. And happy fourth day of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa Eve, and Festivus Eve Eve from this kitchen I pretty much live in.
Been a chef for 15ish years...
We've got to find Jack!
MRW someone mentions they have a third nipple
I wanted snow for Christmas, but I have rum, overwatch, and you lovable fuckin weirdos.
Tell them your story, Hide...
MRW there's a novel of text under a confession bear and I know it's just going to be a pun
awesome...
not the craziest confession, but anyone else?
If I were to cast the Overwatch movie
oh.. great.
MRW someone asks me who was in Saving Private Ryan
.... oh
Literally almost died from embarrassment
so here's the thing
MRW I'm playing Overwatch and get the play of the game but not one of the four commendation spots
52 days of the year (not including stupid shit like sea slugs or green parrots)...
Never forget... it's Ludacris's birthday
Aquaman's cameo in Batman v Superman
These clips from Civil War have got me so psyched already
MRW Sanders and Trump won the Indiana Primary
oops
It isn't clever.
so cleaning out your phone is what gets to the fp these days
Deadpool
MRW imgur notifies me I got 10 points on a comment three years ago