ChefHannibal

224133 pts · July 30, 2012


I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hate blue cheese.

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Points 21
Comments 5
Views 936

15th favorite: pizza balls...  that is all.

Points 29
Comments 8
Views 1368

1947-2022 He had an awesome life. RIP Meatloaf

Points 24
Comments 6
Views 1253

Points 45
Comments 3
Views 1020

It's every day with you guys...

Points 698
Comments 76
Views 32914

MRW someone says "I'm not racist, but..."

Points 15
Comments 22
Views 471

When you've finished The Office for the umpteenth time and can't figure out what to watch next

Points 25
Comments 24
Views 901

Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson

Points 843
Comments 29
Views 101920

Papa was a Rollin Stone

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 936

MRW the guy I just met starts talking about banging and suckling a giant because she thought he was a baby

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 286

When someone asks what kind of hot sauces we have

Points 0
Comments 9
Views 260

Popular opinion

Points 34
Comments 33
Views 623

Belated Happy Festivus, you buncha fuckin nerds

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 514

ignore and move along. thank you.

Points -4
Comments 4
Views 237

you'll really upvote ... Anything?

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 82

Never forget.. today is Ludacris's birthday.

Points 3298
Comments 168
Views 121456

imgur....  i would appreciate this.

Points 5335
Comments 181
Views 125771

Gettin' on this bandwagon

Points 0
Comments 32
Views 347

... 'cause you can have me either way: Plain White Jim or Three-Hole Punch.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 159

MRW I'm using voice-to-text and it types "cuz" instead of "because"

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 365

Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson

Points 8
Comments 0
Views 240

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. And happy fourth day of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa Eve, and Festivus Eve Eve from this kitchen I pretty much live in.

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 348

Been a chef for 15ish years...

Points 184
Comments 102
Views 3294

We've got to find Jack!

Points 31
Comments 12
Views 1976

MRW someone mentions they have a third nipple

Points 5
Comments 6
Views 307

I wanted snow for Christmas, but I have rum, overwatch, and you lovable fuckin weirdos.

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 137

Tell them your story, Hide...

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 131

MRW there's a novel of text under a confession bear and I know it's just going to be a pun

Points 81
Comments 10
Views 3255

awesome...

Points 32
Comments 15
Views 889

not the craziest confession, but anyone else?

Points 31
Comments 17
Views 65

If I were to cast the Overwatch movie

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 1234

oh..   great.

Points 25
Comments 9
Views 639

MRW someone asks me who was in Saving Private Ryan

Points 14
Comments 23
Views 492

.... oh

Points 132
Comments 16
Views 144

Literally almost died from embarrassment 

Points 107
Comments 18
Views 559

so here's the thing

Points 814
Comments 107
Views 61571

MRW I'm playing Overwatch and get the play of the game but not one of the four commendation spots

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 314

52 days of the year (not including stupid shit like sea slugs or green parrots)...

Points -1
Comments 26
Views 100

Never forget... it's Ludacris's birthday

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 314

Aquaman's cameo in Batman v Superman

Points 27
Comments 11
Views 2097

These clips from Civil War have got me so psyched already

Points 40
Comments 17
Views 523

MRW Sanders and Trump won the Indiana Primary

Points 36
Comments 7
Views 203

oops

Points 3951
Comments 217
Views 7262

It isn't clever.

Points 13
Comments 25
Views 61

so cleaning out your phone is what gets to the fp these days

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 51

Deadpool

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 80

MRW imgur notifies me I got 10 points on a comment three years ago

Points 43
Comments 7
Views 1842
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