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Jun 6, 2021 7:53 PM
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rshewmaker6
Thar be buried treasure
incorrectgamertag
I think you need to be a little more specific. we Men are not the best at recognizing signs lol
MeestowKitty
I have never understood the difficulty some men have with this. I mean, shit, if it's that complex for you, ask.
ManMosswine
That would be the urethra, a bit higher
ReusableBastard
Think of it as an On/Off button.
RTeMus
If we're going by the size of that hole, that would be the urethra. Did a guy make this post? Just curious.
Lightsmith
Nah, center is more fun for me
MeatSparkles
I've really hated this myth, are guys really that dumb and don't know the anatomy of woman?
Thethundercougarfalconbird
Needs more red circles. Still can't find it
Ostegonation
I imagined glowing eyes in the cave and now I cannot un-see them. GET OUT OF THERE!
batmap
That's some wet ass pussy.
icommentzoomupsforpoints
TheHappyHermit
spiceass9000
If in the age of the internet and porn you still can’t or don’t care to know how to pleasure a woman you’re a douche
spiceass9000
Well or gay but then fuck I hope you use the internet to learn how to pleasure dudes
SarahKercz
Is that person in the middle the iud?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Thank you!
Mzhades
If your IUD is there, you have a serious problem
Sabre2087
Is it really that hard to find? It's not like it's invisible.
HughDaHand
last time I pulled out the flashlight things got awkward real fast
DanCutter
I don’t understand why so many guys have trouble; just lick, suck, and gently rub her entire body while making mental notes of her response.
ahhhsurelook
Yip..and don't crush it..think tip of penis ..think morse code in a tremor film
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VagisilToothpaste
I have never had good oral. For some reason ppl think poking at it with a very pointed/stiff tongue is good technique.
ringwr8th
PerpetuityPhoto
Mods: "flopsweat intensifies"
BobaFettApproves
3nd3rwiggin
Gotta find the little man in the boat!
slyvic
is it true that women masturbate after sex too?
HoSpanky
Only if you did it poorly.
stitchholder
IDK about every woman but I know a lot of women don't get off just from being penetrated. Hence jokes like this one above exist.
VagisilToothpaste
I used to because the jackass I fucked refused to get me off. SO FRUSTRATING.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Why would you fuck someone like that more than once?
VagisilToothpaste
It wasn't widely taught to many women to value reciprocal sex. Plus, I'm so unattractive I felt lucky anyone even wanted to fuck me.
ihopedforbetter
Do people really need the help ?
MiraIsABear
Yes, yes they do
ihopedforbetter
I’m a little sadder today
Tennox
Username checks out
PlatonicWalrus
mezajw59
omngentryo
One of the best double takes.
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
If you dont know where it is, you have no business being there in the first place
ShipOfFate
I’ve never had a job. I need 10 years of experience to get one.
freckledkink
So many people need help finding it. No matter how many women they've seen or touched. Sometimes they won't take hints, haven't explored
zigbigidorlu
I've known women who weren't aware they even had one.
freckledkink
There are some who aren't aware of their own sexuality (they haven't explored themselves, haven't been taught anything in school, or
freckledkink
Haven't had much experience sexually). It took me a long while to understand all the things my parts could do to feel good and how to
freckledkink
Understand how to have good sex (like move and call attention to certain things I like). It's why communication is important and patience.
freckledkink
There, no one has bothered to tell them what they're doing wrong so as not to hurt their feelings...
SpoilsburyToastMan
And then there's me that likes to suck it and shake my head side to side like a dog with a chew toy...
jebstat59365
xemian
There is no excuse for not knowing where it is. For when you lose it you gotta find it.
GSA1386
Its all good... welcome to Clitorock.
ahernandez
As a gay man, I’ve never understood how straight men have so much trouble pleasing women
DidachumDidachik
Cuz, apparently we're all a little gay
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
A lot of women don't even really know how to please themselves. Shame about sex is strong in America and a lot of other countries and 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
much of that shame revolves around women's bodies.
merxman
Requires 1) you care about more than your own pleasure, 2) you do more than just stick it in and thrust a few times, 3) the woman is /1
merxman
Aware of her own body and able to receive pleasure/orgasm, 4) communication. For some folks, that's apparently asking a lot.
ahernandez
I mean yes. But that’s what I don’t understand are straight men so selfish that it’s become a meme that they don’t know how to fuck?
merxman
I can't compare to say 30 years ago, but I do feel like there's so much more information/examples available today that really, only the /1
merxman
Ones who truly don't care or are totally ignorant of their own free will are clueless. I mean, yea, it shouldn't be news in this day /2
merxman
and age that PIV intercourse doesn't cause orgasm in a majority of women in and of itself.
Covidnineteen
It's a cultural thing for women not to act knowledgeable about sex. As if you know about sex you probably got around. This means there tends
Covidnineteen
To be a lack of communication, lack of correction etc etc. Then the toxic masculinity side is to be confident even when you are unsure.
Covidnineteen
Do correcting bad sex via communication can also come off poorly. Good news is, a lot of that stigma has been fading away.
ahernandez
I find it interesting that you first blame women
HughDaHand
Well she should be the one with the most knowledge of her body.
ahernandez
I mean if I can’t make a man cum my first response is usually “what could I do better” not “why didn’t he communicate”
HughDaHand
Without communication the man might not even know their is a problem.
TeleportingDonkeys
Thats nice, now how do i get ber to say hi back instead of walking away
aplethoraofnaps
Hahaha. Just give up.
TeleportingDonkeys
Pretty much have
GandalfTheHay
Life coach / therapist. Please do it. An objective look at your life from someone whose job it is to help you is a great place to start.
TeleportingDonkeys
Yea thatll be better. Knowing the one person willing to help only does as long as i pay them. Yes thats real friendship right there
aplethoraofnaps
Do you by any chance identify yourself as a schizoid?
TeleportingDonkeys
Nope not at all. I like social things i just always end up being pushed aside, ignored, stop hearing from “friends” and otherwise rejected..
TeleportingDonkeys
Until someone needs something, then they call me
Ringshadow
As an AFAB, I literally have no idea how men have not figured this out. It is only mildly less obvious than a nipple. Like bruh.
merxman
Agree to a point, if you know the anatomical location it's not hard (punny), though size, prominence, etc. vary considerably.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I've had partners where it was very, very obvious and others where I was glad I knew where to find it. They vary and then if the guy 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
isn't educated on the matter...
Ringshadow
Like I know that a significant part of the population think AFABs pee from their vagoos but COME ON ITS RIGHT THERE ITS OBVIOUS.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
AFAB?
Ringshadow
assigned female at birth
PerpetuityPhoto
Pfft, everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.
aplethoraofnaps
I have no clue what you are trying to say.
Ringshadow
There's a section of the population that is so massively misled about people assigned female at birth they think we urinate from our vaginas
aplethoraofnaps
I dont know if its true but I read somewhere that there was a deeply religious couple, got married and did not have sex and were waiting for
aplethoraofnaps
a baby to be born.
Ringshadow
But, that being said, this whole "can't find the clit" thing is dumb because it's massively obvious anatomy. Hilariously so.
aplethoraofnaps
Well tbh I ve never physically seen it.
Ringshadow
Doing so requires moving skin. There is a skin covering called a hood between the clit and the world, and that hood is OBVIOUS.
DickButtowski
Is this Bluewaffle lagoon ?
smittyatyou
Oh beautiful place do google images of it.
potentiallyunsafe
ohnonotagain42
enterusernamehere25
Due to it's size this appears to be ops mom's blue lagoon
DemonFluffer1000
usafsmith8408
rilltawk
More like BlueTACO Lagoon! AMIRIGHT?!!
usafsmith8408
rilltawk
???
GuaiLoh
Never heard of it before. I'll give it a Google for sure!
HoytLancaster
Those eggos were really good
rilltawk
If you keep googling your bluewaffle you’ll go blind and hair will grow on your palm.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Just go straight to images
ILikeTinyBoxes
Well of course
BortSamps0n
Doesnt work anymore it shows a picture of actual blue waffles not lying was sad last time I googled it
Itsokayimdeadinside
If you enjoy trauma, Bing it!
BortSamps0n
Oh bud I know what it is tub girl ,lemon party 1 guy 1 bottle, 2 girls1 cup, beheading videos, I've seen it all
NervAssEva
Downtake
EndyanaDawnn
Kinks r fine but im always bothered by how flat chested these get. Like, mimicking a CHILD? Or just trans? Or tiny boobs? Its redflaggy imo
SergeantMajorSpoiler
We sure have shoved it up the arse of Gaia...dry.
KiwiGameDev
HandBananaTonight
newusernamewhothis
OpinionsOfAnIdiot
Gradwin
wlfman
Hmm that doesn't seem right. Too flat.
NervAssEva
wlfman
Someshithead241
Aww, a satellite hair clip. That's adorable
CinnamonToastShrimp
Hellfirefighter
captaingrump
Jesus Christ, internet
connorcat
Oh no, he's not here!
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Is that a Black Ho(le) or does she represent something else?
BenYourFriend
Black hole
PerpetuityPhoto
Yes, Yes it is. Also EARTH-CHAN IS NOT FLAT
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I don't think she is in that pic, just a weird angle and not super-detailed.
shyasen
Where's the rest of it?!!
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shyasen
Good one, OP! The kinda response I expect from a true Imagurian. +1
pyr0chaos
*cough* check dms *cough*
usafsmith8408
Doot?
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
I too am looking to go to horny jail
Irodeshinyandchrome
You're a wizard.
mysticarchives
Dotted
pyr0chaos
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Hey buddy
pyr0chaos
Mattchstick
Could I also get some sauce pls
ForTheBestReally
horny idiot reporting for sauce!
CertifiedMemeGuy
I too request some horny sauce.
pyr0chaos
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
Sir I would also request a serving of sauce.
pyr0chaos
Fastest hand in the west! Check dms
DeerLord44
Could i get a tiny taste of that sauce?
TheNorthWillStillRemember
DOT
pyr0chaos
KhajiitIsPleased
Shit I'll take some of that too if you would
pyr0chaos
Allerick28
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InappropriateGifGuy
lurkerevolutioncomplete
STGxDante
Chrono2055
Yoink, this is mine now.
smashpro1
I am inevitable.
InappropriateGifGuy
STGxDante
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
CinnamonToastShrimp