Feb 19, 2023 12:12 AM
TheOneThatGotBanned
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jinxed87
Fleshlight prototype...
DontcallmeLen
Snaitf
Smayds
Straight sex is so weird.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Is that how they used to ship mail order brides back in the day?
rubenmemeufo
That's a big flesh light
NivalisAngelus
I don't think that'll fit in my pocket.
artistandascholar2000
I hurt myself getting out of bed this morning
I know that feeling...
Zetor
Ready for shipping!
ik2006
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
What are you doing step bro?
Sarnion
Oh my God stepbro I'm stuck!
inevermadeone
Blahend
Single Barrel Hot Buns
PocketCleric
hot single barrels in MY area?
llamallamadingd0ng
These nyc apartments are getting out of hand
Raileks
Whole thing looked like a shell. Thought she was getting loaded into a cannon or something
MapleSyrupMafia
Artillery, but you shoot soldiers instead of shells.
Starlatan
With the something being a giant sawed-off.
paragraph
Strange ad for beans but ok
DimondDan
Huh. Never seen that one before. I’d put a buck in the hat…
JOKERZwild86
I see they are packing up my mail order bride, I hope they poke holes this time
CrisprCAS
Phrasing.
RenaissanceFaireMan
narcoleptiKnickers
Do a barrel roll!
nimeton0
abdulado
why is her hair in her mouth?
guess would be not to get in the way or pulled at when going in and out.
Whose mouth do you think it should be in?!
emehringer3
Mine
tzahtman
Once you pop you can't stop
friendsofsandwiches
FOOM!
fartymarty42
This is definitely someone’s fetish
GoblinSage
MrStealUrMeme
Well, it's no washing machine, but I suppose that could work
SamuthNBS
It is now
MrKomisiripala
Looks like Year of The Vag
brickius
Yeah those guys have definitely banged her while she was in that pipe
caustickiwii
I suspect that would not turn out well. She's probably asphyxiating in there. Even with air flow, your lungs need room to expand.
Sheldonian
Yeah I thought about that too, it would take a few seconds before it gets really uncomfortable, dangerous and off-putting
Muunk
Me in the crowd: "You CAN do it!"
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
I did not know the other side was opened and I was getting worried....
oocelScifiVillain
Yo. Same here
drziod
Either end works
LooseyGooseyBrett
DreamPhreak
petpet3d
I was thinking they were going to load a human cannon
mikeatike
Well it kinda is, just foot-powered.
AlphaIndustrial
I thought they were making a giant shotgun shell
firecz
everyone talks cannon, I guess I'm the only one who expected they're on top of a hill from which this will roll down
heywoodjabme
I usually order my fun sized Asian girls in a can, so I was disappointed to see there was no bottom. /s
kahooki
I was wondering if mail order brides came in cans.
zenoshogun
DVSBSTrD
Yeah, I was thinking. "No WAY she's letting them push her down in there if there's a bottom. She'll never get out."
MRDOne
I would eat either side, but I know I would just be hungry again in an hour.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I mean this sincerely: it is interesting to me that she is so flexible without being super fit. I'm not shaming. I love it.
alwaysthecheesegrater
Flexibility and fitness level don't go hand in hand. I was a very fit teenager but couldn't touch my toes until I was 19.
Plenty of fat kids I knew never had a problem touching their toes.
They're different things I am flexible and not fit, but yes if you train to be more flexible usually it means you're working on your 1/
Fitness and being thin always helps to bend things 2/2
I get that. I just found it interesting. I honestly think she looks lovely, not that it matters.
BenderSaysNeat
Boy I didn't expect for my claustrophobia to get triggered tonight but here we are
DBHAShadow
Never considered myself claustrophobic, but after seeing some of the pics of people in tight caves my brain went wild with that.
Akurei00
I'm not generally claustrophobic. Tight places are fine, but the thought of getting stuck like this triggers it.
dghughes
I guess I also have claustrophobia. That was terrifying.
CorGoBrrrr
Rman12
fatherofworlds
A prime example of why I will never be a caver
Yup. I'm not claustrophobic, but if I can't stand and walk, I won't be in there.
I don't mind small spaces if I can still move. If I can't move, it gets to be a problem.
LetumComplexo
My cutoff is the ability to turn around. If I can’t turn around then it’s a no for me.
Splitlicker
LocalPumpkinHero
And the water starts to rise...
Tumescentpie
Things I will never attempt in my very short life.
Merky600
Geology student friend. Went on field trip & ended up like that. ”This is not where I expected to be when I woke up this morning….”
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
TheFakeCraigFerguson
Excuse you, but how dare you? For serious though. This shit terrifies me to even look at
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Makes my palms sweaty.
jinxed87
Fleshlight prototype...
DontcallmeLen
Snaitf
Smayds
Straight sex is so weird.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Is that how they used to ship mail order brides back in the day?
rubenmemeufo
That's a big flesh light
NivalisAngelus
I don't think that'll fit in my pocket.
artistandascholar2000
I hurt myself getting out of bed this morning
TheOneThatGotBanned
I know that feeling...
Zetor
Ready for shipping!
ik2006
TheOneThatGotBanned
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
What are you doing step bro?
Sarnion
Oh my God stepbro I'm stuck!
inevermadeone
Blahend
Single Barrel Hot Buns
PocketCleric
hot single barrels in MY area?
llamallamadingd0ng
These nyc apartments are getting out of hand
Raileks
Whole thing looked like a shell. Thought she was getting loaded into a cannon or something
MapleSyrupMafia
Artillery, but you shoot soldiers instead of shells.
Starlatan
With the something being a giant sawed-off.
paragraph
Strange ad for beans but ok
DimondDan
Huh. Never seen that one before. I’d put a buck in the hat…
JOKERZwild86
I see they are packing up my mail order bride, I hope they poke holes this time
CrisprCAS
Phrasing.
RenaissanceFaireMan
narcoleptiKnickers
Do a barrel roll!
nimeton0
abdulado
why is her hair in her mouth?
TheOneThatGotBanned
guess would be not to get in the way or pulled at when going in and out.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Whose mouth do you think it should be in?!
emehringer3
Mine
tzahtman
Once you pop you can't stop
friendsofsandwiches
FOOM!
fartymarty42
This is definitely someone’s fetish
GoblinSage
MrStealUrMeme
Well, it's no washing machine, but I suppose that could work
SamuthNBS
It is now
MrKomisiripala
Looks like Year of The Vag
brickius
Yeah those guys have definitely banged her while she was in that pipe
caustickiwii
I suspect that would not turn out well. She's probably asphyxiating in there. Even with air flow, your lungs need room to expand.
Sheldonian
Yeah I thought about that too, it would take a few seconds before it gets really uncomfortable, dangerous and off-putting
Muunk
Me in the crowd: "You CAN do it!"
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
I did not know the other side was opened and I was getting worried....
oocelScifiVillain
Yo. Same here
drziod
Either end works
LooseyGooseyBrett
DreamPhreak
petpet3d
I was thinking they were going to load a human cannon
mikeatike
Well it kinda is, just foot-powered.
AlphaIndustrial
I thought they were making a giant shotgun shell
firecz
everyone talks cannon, I guess I'm the only one who expected they're on top of a hill from which this will roll down
heywoodjabme
I usually order my fun sized Asian girls in a can, so I was disappointed to see there was no bottom. /s
kahooki
I was wondering if mail order brides came in cans.
zenoshogun
DVSBSTrD
Yeah, I was thinking. "No WAY she's letting them push her down in there if there's a bottom. She'll never get out."
MRDOne
I would eat either side, but I know I would just be hungry again in an hour.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I mean this sincerely: it is interesting to me that she is so flexible without being super fit. I'm not shaming. I love it.
alwaysthecheesegrater
Flexibility and fitness level don't go hand in hand. I was a very fit teenager but couldn't touch my toes until I was 19.
alwaysthecheesegrater
Plenty of fat kids I knew never had a problem touching their toes.
Sheldonian
They're different things I am flexible and not fit, but yes if you train to be more flexible usually it means you're working on your 1/
Sheldonian
Fitness and being thin always helps to bend things 2/2
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I get that. I just found it interesting. I honestly think she looks lovely, not that it matters.
BenderSaysNeat
Boy I didn't expect for my claustrophobia to get triggered tonight but here we are
DBHAShadow
Never considered myself claustrophobic, but after seeing some of the pics of people in tight caves my brain went wild with that.
TheOneThatGotBanned
Akurei00
I'm not generally claustrophobic. Tight places are fine, but the thought of getting stuck like this triggers it.
dghughes
I guess I also have claustrophobia. That was terrifying.
CorGoBrrrr
Rman12
fatherofworlds
A prime example of why I will never be a caver
Rman12
Yup. I'm not claustrophobic, but if I can't stand and walk, I won't be in there.
fatherofworlds
I don't mind small spaces if I can still move. If I can't move, it gets to be a problem.
LetumComplexo
My cutoff is the ability to turn around. If I can’t turn around then it’s a no for me.
Splitlicker
LocalPumpkinHero
And the water starts to rise...
Tumescentpie
Things I will never attempt in my very short life.
Merky600
Geology student friend. Went on field trip & ended up like that. ”This is not where I expected to be when I woke up this morning….”
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
MapleSyrupMafia
TheFakeCraigFerguson
Excuse you, but how dare you? For serious though. This shit terrifies me to even look at
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Makes my palms sweaty.