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Looking for love
Apr 25, 2019 10:14 PM
manngg
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ottercontrol
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE::FWD
unclemeat70
Most realistic love story ever.
ItsMehLel
New cow chop anyone? ??
bastardcoveredbastards
Meepmeep007
Do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers.
jerkittoanything
The original hook up...
bf3c
my god. the watermarking. the layering of the jpeg artifacts. the cell phone picture of a cell phone screen. this is truly art.
HavingASillyGooseTime
Any baby’s here. You know what I mean. Y’cuda.
deviousurchin
poopsingroups
Ahh, perfection...lying/gets mad easily. But hey she's hot. Marry her for that alone and then he'll hate all women when she is a nasty bitch
Buttstaches
Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers.
Trooney
I never fart. My husband takes the blame, cuz he's a wise man.
glaug
Takes the blame for what? All the nasty farts he does?
RoyalewithCHeeSes
If this works, obviously a better love story than Twilight.
FreeRangeToast
sometimes you really just gotta shoot your shot y’know?
cvc1228
Fatal error: “near perfect...”
ExTechOp
I asked by niece's boyfriend does she yet fart with abandon in his company, because that's a sign of a stable relationship without secrets.
PiGiSpi
Have those ever worked? Like the random stranger just happened to check craigslist and then also found that AND also decided to meet up
Jaaybiird
So, that's how you get a bf/gf nowadays?
pillageandplunder
If she didnt own her fart, I'd say she's not girlfriend material
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
*laughs in 1998
lacarpitrondookmarriot
The Long Goodbye https://youtu.be/C8NU5nLxqBI
FubarJunkie
bardman135
I had a skinny a-hole in Jasper's Wal-Mart try to blame me for a fart in front of his fat gf. She believed him. I told her she deserved him.
notyourusualgirl9000
I can only hope to fart and marry right after....ah the bliss!
captaingrump
... There's a Kroger in Midtown?
Inmate45
RIP Craigslist Personals section :(
metroid2
Pun intended?
MummyNapkin
its back! missed connections.
HelloMax
Unfortunately that was the boring one :(
thecharacterzero
No way?!
batttyroy
My new wife, tall brunette, ran up to me at Target: “We have to get out of here FAST!” We ran from the aisle as the fog engulfed us. Pungent
batttyroy
She’s my ex now, maybe it was her!
madguillotine
She should've owned that! I farted on 2nd date, he asked me to marry 2 weeks later - we've been happy together for 28 years! True story :D
ihateeggs
My husband burped in my mouth when he first kissed me. 20 years weve been together
madguillotine
If you're like me, I bet you never imagined starting a great romance in such a way! But, oddly, it really is us - we keep things real. :)
SaucyDisses
Wow, 28! Here’s to many more +1
madguillotine
Thank so much! I'm ready for another 28+.
SaltyDogg0h
This is me and my wife's story but only 9 years married.
madguillotine
I think these situations are more common than people are willing to admit to, tbh.
jakeinthehood
Been with my gf nearly 3 years and haven't heard her fart. I'm pretty concerned for our relationship and her bowels
madguillotine
Beware the day she blows… :D
derrymerbles
How much did the fart have to do with that?
madguillotine
Quite a bit, actually. He liked that I was confident & straight forward, even w/ uncomfortable things like farts.
antleroid
My gf's farts are definitely the highlight of my day. She gets all embarrassed and makes a cute face when she denies it. C'est ca l'amour.
madguillotine
Oui, c'est l'amour ! :D
SlutAtNight
I farted so loud on the boyfriend that he thought we were under attack and sat bolt upright, ready for an attack. We’re on week 3!
madguillotine
I. LOVE. IT!!! Bodily functions - we all got 'em, may as well have fun with 'em! :D❤️
SlutAtNight
Yeup! Some louder than others:p
madguillotine
I just generally enjoy body sounds. We're weird, wonderful, smelly musical instruments. Solos, duets, bands, orchestras, make music I say!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Giving bf a blowie...when he came he farted so hard it ricocheted off the chair and blew my hair back. Married for 4 years.
madguillotine
Awesome!!! :D
PowerNeXus
Jesus Christ I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard on this website!
DownVotesUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Possibly the best thing I'll read today. Ty
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Np ;-)
creechville
Mines a bit later on but my husband made me literally vomit from one of his farts and burps last month bc im pregnant and it stunk so bad
madguillotine
My sympathy! Those pregnancy reactions can be such a bitch! Congrats on the bump, though :)
creechville
Thank you :) Yeah he thought i was playing around when i started gagging so he laughed then he wasnt laughing anymore haha
madguillotine
As long as you can always see the humour is such ridiculous situations, you guys are solid! :D
creechville
Oh ya i laughed afterwards believe me. I was shocked it made me react like that haha im 21 weeks and i just barely stopped throwing up at18.
notyourusualgirl9000
Love that!
madguillotine
Thanks. We do too.
notyourusualgirl9000
:) am still waiting for that...one day
madguillotine
May that day come soon. :)
notyourusualgirl9000
Thaaaaanks!?