Cards face up. I like this guy.
Cleared my whole day for this....
My lil blue turbo kneading some avocados.
Hi! I am Clippy.
Stole this from a comment. Them sweet sweet tears.
Right in the Nostalgia Gland.
I guess I’m way too late to remix this. Here it is anyways (sound on)
My cat is more photogenic than I’ll ever be.
She fits perfectly in between my arms when I’m gaming.
Late for work. No time to use an ice scraper.
MRW wifey comes out of the shower and drops her towel to change.
Dear, Justin Trudeau. Thank you for making us proud.
Horse With Rubber Duck EDM REMIX
Slowest Pupper
Do shrugs, not drugs.
Iv'e been inspired...
My cat is a spitting image of Alex from the movie "A Clockwork Orange"
Would you by chance have the giant...gummy worm in stock?
MYTHconception
Built a kitty tower
This is not Black Twitter
I'll have some of what he's having.
...And It Burns, Burns, Burns
Aww yisss. Feels good man.
Bears just, you know, thinkin' 'bout bear stuff.
You want equal rights huh? What if this was the other way around.
I would eat all the free bread
MRW my wife comes out of the shower and drops her towel.
I just ate a questionable fry. It did not taste good. That's karma for sneaking food at work out of the deep fryer basket.
You're home, go drunk.
Random Thoughts Of An Imigurian
See you guys online in 6 days!
My friends halloween costume
When you turn 19 and the bartender askes for your ID
Seagate already did it
Shots fired!
Rediculous fun.
Get a custom licence plate they said
I want whatever meads he's on
Thanks for the advice, China
So this happened at Tomorrow World.
Everytime I see an elderly person sitting alone, I die a little inside :'(
MRW my sister got into college and now moving out
Mr. Squeezumz all tuckered out :)
Fuckin' Bread Crumbs Tho
Lost a snare head. Gained a kitty :)
Interesting Facts
I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks.
Some Science
MFW i'm terribly constipated trying to go just minutes before my shift starts.
Tom Delonge, everyone.
Ugh. Right in the satisfaction gland.
College life: A/C not even once
Cat Li... heh.
Don't kill the Bees!
So sad...
This Woman’s Spreadsheet Of Times She Didn’t Have Sex With Her Husband Is Pretty Sad/Funny