Millennial Lifecycle.

Apr 9, 2021 9:48 AM

Lanhdanan

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I remember when I saw the headline "Milennials are killing Applebee's" and I was like "You're fucking welcome"

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Parents: why are you so ungrateful?

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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it. My husband and I are turning 30 this year. This is too accurate a description.

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Horny cartoons actual overlaps all these life phases

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I'm pretty sure it's how a fair chunk of us managed to barely make it through the rest of our lifecycle.

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At no point in global history that was different for all. Recognize our problems - absolutely! "We've got it the worst!!!" - No, shame on u

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Time-line is a bit off for some of us. I was 16 when 9/11 happened. Millennials span quite a few years in either direction.

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Anywhere from age 27 to age 40 at the upper end.

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Yep. I was 20 and at work watching the towers fall.

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I'm in this and I hate it

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Yeah. I'm exactly 30 and this is too accurate.

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I'm gen x and I'm lost. Wiped out in 2008 rebuilt my life and finances only to find that I have been left behind as housing cost have >

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Skyrocketed and can't afford shit anymore. Looking to relocate but other cities look only marginally better >

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The American dream is just that a dream that doesn't exist for a lot of people. There's still hope out there I just have to go find it

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They forgot 10-14 - develop extremely unhealthy porn addiction because of unfettered access to the newly developing, misunderstood internet.

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Don't forget the beheading videos too.

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15-30: harness porn addiction and knowledge of horny cartoons to sell Rule34 art to each other online.

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how did u know

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I think it happened to far too many of us. Just going somewhat unspoken.

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As a millennial, I was nearly 19 when 9/11 happened.

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Out of all people alive who fall into the "millennial" age group, those who are attributed the term, and identify as such (typically

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Westerners) don't realize they have it the best, out of anywhere in the world.

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I really fear that Arizona Ice Tea cannot possibly retain its 99 cent retail price for much longer.

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It hasn't in my town. $1.29!

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Atleast I appreciate the horny cartoons.

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20 - buy bitcoin

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We all wished we'd got Bitcoin and ETH a lot earlier than we actually did lol. At least there's that in common

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I first downloaded a bitcoin client for my phone as a joke. If I had kept that phone plugged in and mining, (it was unused), I

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would now have around 3 bitcoins. (needless to say, if I'd run it on my computer at the time, rather more).

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Hey we still have horny cartoons

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Literally what I was thinking of

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Furry here. My chart goes '0-35+: Horny Cartoons'

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We are not that special. It's peaceful, food is relatively cheap and diverse, technology helps us etc. every gen has had their problems

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I remember being taught we needed to make vast serious changes to save the environment at school back in the 90s, or in 20-30 years the (1)

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world's climate would reach a tipping point, or point of no return, where we would see a sharp increase in the frequency and severity of (2)

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catastrophic weather events, the world's oceans filled with pollution, the poles melting, mass extinction events, crops failing, global (3)

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average temperatures skyrocketing... Thankfully none of that has come true, hey? Please, don't interrupt me here, it's hard enough to (4)

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type these comments through all the tears. (fin)

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Would you prefer to have lived through World War 1, the great depression and then World War 2?

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A huge number of people alive at those times, didn't.

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not lucky enough for climate change to cause human extinction

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Forgot all the wars, but yeah, accurate

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I think that primitive life, medieval life, the black death and the industrial revolution would all have been worse.

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Middle ages was better in some ways, worse in others. Industrial revolution was pretty rough, agree there.

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Better? For whom? Farmers? Bound laborers were a thing, you know? Every age has something that's better in "some ways".

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shhh, you are going to trigger them.

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Imagine working in a cotton mill or mine from the age of 7 and dying of an industrial accident or disease by age 30. With poverty.

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Things are supposed to be getting better. That's what progress is. Comparing now to those times is silly. Compare to the 1960s instead.

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Nuclear war ending the world, the cold war and threat of communism, Vietnam, poverty, white male supremacy, generation gap.

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I'm in the early millennials. Saw Jessica Rabbit on tv. Saw murder in Iraq. Graduated 2008 right in the big crash. Did my best to survive.

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Hello fellow 08 grad. Life so far has taught me that things don't get better, just varying shades of worse.

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Now COVID. This winter was pretty warm. Summer is a month early. No idea what'll happen next.

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Cold*

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As a millennial, I'm pissed and confused. Our future doesn't look bright. Technology, greed, selfishness, climate change... It's to much

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That's kind of middle of the millennial generation tbh. You and I aren't the early part.

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"Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was rated PG when it came out in theaters in 1988 and the very oldest millennials were born in 1981. Just saying.

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Yeah, I was wondering whether he meant college or what. Graduating high school in 2008 would make him a middle millennial.

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University. It was university.

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That narrows it down considerably! Now we can focus on some other mundane mystery that still beats doing anything productive.

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"graduated right in big crash" leads me to believe born 1980 and finished college 2008, which would make the person not really millennial.

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Could be he didn't do an 8 year program, so anywhere between 1981 and 1990 is possible, making him at least a 'first half' Millennial.

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I'm first half millennial for sure.

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Yep, I'm not calling liar, simply explaining the oldest millennials were 7 when Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out & unlikely to have seen it.

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This is for a younger millennial. Older millenials are facing covid in their late 30s and were almost 20 when the towers fell.

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I was 17, that say I was at home, still on holiday, studying Latin with a classmate.

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*day

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Yep, was in university in 2001 but considered a millennial.

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37 year old Millenial here. Yup. The entire nation is a fucking nightmare hellscape.

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Yep. I graduated in the mid 2000's and took the first job I could find. Still here 15 years, 1 car payment, 1 mortgage, and 2 kids later.

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Thats not a millennial then duh

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Yarp. I graduated university RIGHT into the GFC. Thanks folks!

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Yup. It kinda irks me that "Millenial" has such a wide spread but people often associate it with only those born in the 90s.

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MIllennial includes all the 80s kids too.

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Yes, that was my point. People like the twitter in OPs post seem to forget that it includes more than just 90s kids.

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This millennial turns 40 this year, and oops. Look where I am on the chart. Great.

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I came here for this comment

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I was 19 when the towers fell but before that we watched a team of astronauts die on live TV, and also OKCity bombing and Columbine.

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I forgot about watching the challenger live. Had a copycat incident at my high school right after Columbine too. I was a senior then.

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It really felt like Columbine was the beginning of the end as far as having any innocence as a kid went. It just got worse from there.

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Oh man, that teacher who won the trip to space! I forgot about that. I didn't understand why my mom was crying....

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Christa McAuliffe from Concord, NH

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Thank you for sharing her name.

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We also graduated just before the first recession hit, and we lost our new jobs b/c we were the newest and we took others for peanuts just->

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To keep afloat, but we were paid less even after the recession was over. I discovered I was paid like 15k less than a new hire I was ->

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Training. But that low salary follows you around b/c companies ask what you are currently making and only pay you slightly more. It's a ->

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Hard cycle to break.

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No it's not, it's called lying.

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Elder Millennial here, yup, and our 3rd once in a generation recession. It is really hard not to resent the fuck out of Boomers.

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I despise that generation. Not on an individual level, tons of cool boomers, but as a gen, they destroyed fucking everything.

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Seriously. The dot com crash, the 2008 housing crash, and now covid. All these crashes... seems to me the economy is unstable as all hell.

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Not if you're a Boomer....

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The boom/bust cycle that was prevalent in the UK economy during the 80s and 90s makes these recessions just seem part of life

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Yeah! Elder millennial here. The towers fell 3 days after I turned 19.

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5 days for me. It was my first week of uni .....

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Yeah I was a month shy of hitting 17 when they came down... that was an interesting day at school. But being in Aus it wasn't hard hitting.

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I'm in Canada, heard a tiny blurb on the radio, got ready to go to work and buddy is like DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN TV!!!

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Ditto. I was in the first few weeks of my freshman year in college.

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Same, went to class, had no idea what happened, and my teach was like, "What are you doing here?" told me what happened.

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I went into a 9AM history class and heard something about smoke and a helicopter on a gardener’s radio, walked out of the class at 8:50AM...

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...and heard the buildings were in fire, sprinted to my dorm but only made it to the Physics building because there was a TV on and I got...

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I was in a computer lab, first week of uni, someone came running into the lab saying a plane went into a tower. We ran out to a student ->

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Lounge were it was on TV. It was surreal. 2 students from my lab ran to find a phone. Apparently they had family that worked in the towers.

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Got out of the Army, went to college, and graduated in 2008 as the recession hit. Couldn't get even a $10/hr job for the next two years.

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Got desperate, went to grad school, and got bilked by a for profit school...

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...now I'm 37, have 320k in total debt, and have zero savings in general, let alone retirement savings.

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...but I married a stellar babe and I'm finally in post doc, so I got that going for me...which is nice.

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But seriously, fuck the past 20 years

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At least we had 0-10

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What a glorious time.

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Our 0-10 was arguably the best 0-10

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We got to see some absolute bangers on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon

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I mean, you could keep watching them after 10. But to each their own.

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Ah yes. Good ol year zero, we took it for granted.

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First gen Pokémon and fight club posters in our dorm

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Yep, the 90's were a pretty fucking great time to be a kid, at least where I am. Computer games were starting to get good, but we still 1/2

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Spent most of our time actually outside. Cartoons were fantastic. The internet hadn't warped us too much.

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Actually, 90s Internet was a wild, wild place.

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I remember trying to sneak online and hope no one heard that stupid dial tone!

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Good times

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This explains why hentai is so popular.

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Making it to 40 might be a stretch too. Also, 50 is definitely out of the question

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Yeah thank God for Jessica Rabbit, was all down hill from there.

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If you don't count the Oklahoma city bombing or columbine

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Some of you did, yeah. Some of us just had catastrophic family dysfunction caused by Boomer parents fulfilling stereotypes.

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I was reading books back then. They were good books though.

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And at least some rich sociopathic narcissists got richer & more powerful while using their money & power to fuck over everyone else.

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I'm 32, born in 89. Am I a millinial?

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Yes. But NEVER admit that

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Yes. 26-38 is the current age range I think.

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I get so confused with millinials, gen x, why's, why nots......only one I know for sure is boomers lol

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Tbh, some millennials were born in early 80s, so had a solid 18-20 good years. Source: self

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Those motherfuckers

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We're a micro generation called xennials

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I was 3 when I got an NES, so that was kinda awesomely life-altering.

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But only because you didn't start voting at 18.

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Why were horny cartoons? Pepe La Pew?

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And other generations constantly make fun of us for being too nostalgic

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ive never seen this. gen X has you beat on that for sure

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Gen x here. We think you kids are great. We don’t judge you,I’m gonna go back to my 80s/90s music and waiting to die now. Have a good day!

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Unfortunately my dad (Gen X) has a negative opinion of millenials. I've never really spoken about it with him, not sure where he stands rn

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Its crazy to me how people, boomers especially, will talk shit about millenials while having lunch with 5 people and 2 of them are 31 and 34

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They still think millennials are 10-15 with no life experience and somehow missed all the shit that's happened the last 30 years.

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Those were the millennial good ol days.

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I still think 15 was the perfect age; just border enough to have household freedoms without adult responsivities.

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I'm a furry. Y'all are nuts for leaving that phase. My chart goes 0-35+: Horny Cartoons

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That's what I was thinking

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Username checks out.

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The good ol days finished before we could barely competently read and tell the time properly lmao

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But what do you mean with horny cartoons? They always existed of course, but which ones would get into contact with 0~10yo?

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Johnny bravo

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Ranma was kind of horny ? I loved it... and still do ?

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Rocko's modern life, ren and Stimpy, cow and chicken, etc etc

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*Stupid sexy pantless red guy*

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I wonder if you meant those. But those are not so much horny, as rude.

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Yes, there is the occasional adult joke for the older viewer, but even powerpuff had those.

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Rocko's creator literally tried to put a sexually themed joke into every single episode.

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forgot that covid is the second recession with record unemployment

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It's our second once-in-a-lifetime economic disaster within 12 years.

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This is like the third once in a generation recession I have lived in, being a millenial feels like having so much work shoved onto us.

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The best part was being blamed for the first one. When most off us weren't even 18 yet.

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If only the housing market would crash so I could afford a house.

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I know a lot of people doing that, It's only a matter of time. The market will crash again

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The market, then the grid then the world ha! Then Brain will emerge and finally show he has achieved his goal haha

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Yeah, this already occurred and they picked offs bunch of rental properties I believe and rent went up lol

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They still are. Wealthy people putting money into real estate is what's driving the housing bubble.

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And folks acting like it all magically got better in 2021... Nope. Employment got worse after december, and economy still sucks.

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Who the fuck have you been talking to saying its all better? Oh that's right, no one. Get the fuck out of here.

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People that havent been hit hard. Eg my father in laws business hasnt been impacted, so he doesnt know why folks are "bitching".

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Right after unemployment of whooop $65/week got cut off too. I filed a new claim, but it's April and haven't be re-certified YET

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Let's see, there was the .com crash, the sub-prime crash, and now covid. That's 3

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So we’re on at least the second “word economy since the great depression” — yayyy.....

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I'm hoping for another houseing crash so I can finally afford one. Pricing in California is REDICULOUS

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I'm hoping the San Andreas fault blows and Bakersfield becomes ocean front property.

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As long as interest rates remain near 0% (fed funds rate not ours) housing prices will continue to be crazy high

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The price to buy MIGHT drop, but it's being kept artificially inflated by foreign investment.

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IIRC Seattle, Vancouver, probably Portland, and a few other places are money laundering hotspots for fentanyl dealers via real estate.

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The problem is that new homes aren't getting built as fast so older ones become worth more?

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Unfortunately I feel like the housing market and its nonsense will probably be around for a while. It's crazy out here in the northeast too.

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No joke. I found a house that would probably cost 100k to get it livable going for 60k in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

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I bought my house for 190k back in 2010 and I've refinanced it once. The value of my house will supposedly get me over 120k back. Almost 150

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Not to mention two housing bubbles, two different threats of nuclear war and a varitable list of other bullshit I can't think of right now.

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resetting the year to 1920

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suffering existing in the same timeline as trump?

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isn't it more like constant threat? maybe it's because I'm +15 years on this timeline and still have russia hangover from my parents.

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I thought you were talking about the Hawaii false alarm for a minute and was wondering when the second one was

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2 threats of nuclear war?

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those stories were buried QUICKLY

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North Korea and Iran, I assume.

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After the Soviet Union dissolved, they weren't entirely sure where all their nukes were, too.

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Yup

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Make it three with China's constant breaches of Taiwanese airspace.

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We're not on that chapter yet, that's the next one though

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That's just WWIII

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Accurate. Don't forget that freddos used to be just 10p too.

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Man, Kinder Surprise really fucked me up with their prices.

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I thought 10p was like a really low quality video for a second

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This. The next version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy will read "Mostly harmless. Fredos used to be 10p"

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When I was little we had chomps with the hippo on em.

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Taz bars were clearly superior.

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When wagon wheels were larger, with better biscuit and more chocolate and filling. New ones just make me sad

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Have ye grown now? Have ye got a mortgage and two kids!?

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An outrage!

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Don't forget the oft forgotten "Taz"

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Freddo killed Taz, now Caramel Freddos reign supreme

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Aye the caramel taz were great

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Fudge for me thanks... 15p if memory serves? Failing that... A chomp.

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The freddo index https://maflingo.com/freddo-index/

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With inflation, today they are priced at £5

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Plus sunny D was essentially liquid cocaine

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I remember when they used to be 5p :(

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I remember. Even more crazy...getting a caramel Fredo for 5p

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This is a myth! No one has ever seen the legendary 5p fredo!

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Honestly, I think the lowest they ever were was 10p.

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Mate don't even get me started on chocolate prices let alone the fact they're shrinking!

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They are shrinking?

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Aww. Man cobbers got priced out and it hurts

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Apparently it's for our own good, the manufacturers don't want us to be unhealthy, so they're helping us cut our calories/s

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Thats my decision!

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Aye, I got a snickers recently and had to double take, wtf man.

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Did it feel like a fun size snickers?

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Kit Kat Chunky is so unchunky now

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Well TBH we shouldn't have had access to so much cheap chocolate we are only able to do so because of slaves labor

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That’s still the case for the major companies - Mars, nestle, Hershey all use slave chocolate. Small fair trade ones that have verifiable

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Supply chains don’t and are slightly more expensive but also don’t have the same heavy metal toxicity issues as the non fair trade companies

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Not to mention have you tasted a Chokito of late? They used to be caramel awesomeness. Now, NOW, they using some budget plastic choc shit th

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Haven't had one in ages but used to love them, now I'm sad.

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that takes over the whole flavour, can't taste any caramel, and they worse than a budget chocolate crackle bought at a school fete.

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Ah, yes the good ol' shrinkflation.

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Is there anything worse?

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Imo, mass market chocolate being tasteless, dry-but-somehow-slightly-oily Christmas-decoration-tier quality these days is the real killer.

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Well said, I know exactly what you mean

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Are the chocolate bars getting smaller, or are our hands getting bigger?

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Wack

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$0.30 in Australia.

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Mint patties for 15c...

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Curly-Wurly's were 20 cents. Mars Bars were 60 cents, and they were 60 grams!

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What's a freddo?

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A Cadbury chocolate bar (of the tiniest possible denomination) in Britain and possibly beyond. It's like a quarter the size of 'a whole bar'

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The metric unit of Happiness.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Small Cadbury chocolate bar shaped like a cartoon frog, they were really cheap for how much you got

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A chocolate frog. Plain chocolate, or can get them with creme fillings too.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Boomers had two choices. Hershey’s or carob.

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A smallish piece of individually wrapped Cadbury's chocolate shaped like a cartoon frog. Sold in the UK for decades.

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Freddo Baggins and Tazwise Gamgee

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A chocolate frog

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And no they didn't come with a card of a famous wizard

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Media: MILLENIALS ARE RUINING LIFECYCLES

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Boomers abandoned the younger generations and blame us for the consequences. They are the worst generation of Americans bar none.

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Well, seeing as millennial suicide rates have gone up by ~56% in the last decade, I guess that’s fair.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True, there was barely any millennials killing themselves in the 80s

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Hell, I wasn’t even alive yet to kill myself!

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Boomer lifecycle: born into ww2 money. Cheap college. Cheap housing. Destroy economy. Destroy environment, blame millennials. Go maga crazy

5 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

My boomer parents went the other way. They're liberal as fuck now.

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Yup. Boomers don't give a shit about us. They just want the easy life and if others have to suffer for it they don't care.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair: only the rich boomers. My dad was a computer engineer and didn't exactly sway the economy

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Computer engineers changed the San Francisco Bay area forever. I'd argue that they were a major part of the problem (maybe not your dad)

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Do all the drugs in the 60s and 70s. Ruin peoples lives for having a joint in the 80s-2000s

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I was born in 1977, grew up under the constant threat of a global nuclear conflict, with acid rain, pollution and a hole in the ozone layer.

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1975er here. What bums me most is people getting religious again. Loved the late 80ies and 90ies, when we had hope for science and reason.

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Two of those three got much better over time.

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Psssst. That's the point

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Pssst. Possible it got better because it actually was a big deal that forced action.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still literally the point. Things may seem bad, but it's not the end times

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until it is. But I get what you're saying.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you got that super sweet fist of the northstar anime out of the deal.

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This is great and all, but part of this is that those issues were never solved when society first saw those signs back then. Complacency 1/2

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Is what got us here. Hope doesn't mean anything without community effort to fix it. Now we're dealing with the start of those Consequences.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You create new consequences for the generations that follow you. You're not special.

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You're absolutely right. And that's why we each need to find something we can help fix and commit to it. Otherwise it'll only get worse.

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And now; speaking of acid rain. You get to enjoy the knowledge that we have "Plastic nano-particle rain" all over the world instead.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 10 years older and we had the same things, plus traditional jobs dying all around us, plus AIDS before we knew about HIV, ...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well at least we fixed the hole. Earth will remain a virgin.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Xennial Finn here; I remember flinching at every siren test as a kid, and old men being very serious about maintaining the bomb shelters.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Siren tests, yes. And seeing the faces of my Mum and my Grandma turn white. They were right in the middle of this shit.

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Before that if you were a male living in the US there was the threat of being drafted into the Vietnam war. Every gen has it's challenges.

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I mean as a millennial we got to deal with literally all those as well. In fact your generation screams at us that none of those are real

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

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Do we not?

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Indeed we do, but other immediate more impactful disasters take primary anxiety time

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The threat is still there, but the dread and constant reminders of it certainly seem to have subsided.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And Chernobyl was a thing for us here in Europe at least.

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‘74 checking in. You’re right you know.

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'74 here as well. Yup.

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And all drugs are instantly addictive and will kill you.

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We were told that if you smoke marijuana once, you'd be dead within 10 years. I don't think any of us believed it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

at least you had a good economy though?

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Let me guess. You're American.

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1970's oil crisis; don't think so. 80's was better indeed .. for the happy few

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Yes and no. Oil price shocks and high inflation until the wall fell, then a good time until 2000, then y2k and dot com bubble burst.

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In my country, in 1984 the economy was far worse than it was at the deepest point of the financial crisis of 2008.

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There was the dot-com bubble in 2000. I was born in the early 80's and never experienced a good economy as a grown-up...

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No, '78 here. We moved from OH to TX when I was little because my dad couldn't find work anywhere else. Was still better than now though

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Interest was sky high, unemployment too, oil crisis was ongoing, the economy is much better now.

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Over 9% on home loans is not good

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Yup. The background threat of MAD is something that's almost like a bad dream when i think back. Did I really live like that once?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, 90s kids genuinely had one of the best childhoods. The world was successfully pretending that everything would be okay after all.

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Aside from my dad going to war for a year and bomb threats all through high school, 90s wasn’t too bad.

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My brother was in HS at the peak of the bomb threats, once to twice a week they were evacuating.

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Maybe the US was different. In the U.K. It was all “recycle and save the planet kids! :)” “WWII was so long ago, everything’s great now! :D”

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It was in the 00s when the bubble of reality started to burst. 9/11 and the Iraq War, and the level of social denial never recovered.

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Gen x in 90's got massive kick in the nuts. We had a few years of success, then dot com bubble burst and we got chucked off a cliff.

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Are Gen X millennials? I was born in 1991, and the entire 90s had this air of “bad things only happened in the past, if we all do our part-

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Gen x are 1965-80, but 20-30 as dot com burst. So many got to see their careers take a shit. I was working at worldcom when it tanked.

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everything will be alright! Save water, plants trees, grow up to be anything! Give money to starving kids overseas and soon they’ll be just-

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like us! Wasn’t the Holocaust awful, kids? Good job everybody is enlightened and modern now! Treat everybody equally! Yaaaay! ✨”

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A brief period of “it’s the future, everything’s gonna be better now!” and that trickled down to us from the adults. Shame it wasn’t true.

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That’s why we’re so disillusioned as a generation. We really were brought up in a world where everything was gonna be okay.

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Things seemed like they were getting better through the 90s until 9-11.

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Basically this, yeah. Except now we know it actually wasn’t true, because climate change and economy and global political shifts.

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Sorry, that doesn't support th narrative. Millennials have the exclusive right to bitch about life being hard.

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Born in 1983. I remember doing a bomb drill where we all had to hide under our desks in first grade, then the Cold War was over.

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I was born 3 years prior Chernobyl. Living in north eastern Italy. Yeahhhh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was searching for it. I think some people forget the worst scenario like wars and ww2 is not too long ago

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah the cold war was shit to live through. But I'd take that over climate change any day. Nuclear war is FAR less scary.

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Nuclear war is a sabre rattle threat from countries lookong for handouts. N Korea threatens to nuke us whenever they want $ from us.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, the thing about climate change, most of what you hear about doesn't involve steps we can take to mitigate it. I don't mean prevent...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...the change, I mean stuff like having people relocate inland more. Which is a hell of a lot of work, but can be done. We should at least..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...plan for these worse case scenarios a bit better. Don't put all our defense into preventing clim.change, but don't stop trying to fix it.

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Acid rain.

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Plus we saw a space shuttle explode live on tv in the middle of class. Moved from LPs to cassettes to CDs back to LPs.

5 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Hahaha, your "CDs back to LPs" missed a few steps in there!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Yeah we saw one of those too, in the cafeteria. Columbia.

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Don’t forget that you were told you’d turn into a devil worshipper for listening to Twisted Sister.

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Or any other Metal Band. Not that I gave a shit about the whole Church thing anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically, Dee Snider is full-on Christian.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hated twisted sister (and all those type bands), wonder what pushed me into Satanism if it wasn't the music?

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Or for playing D&D.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh DEVIL worshipper. That makes a lot more sense than what I turned in to

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lived repihsrow?

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But with the ozone layer we actually got our shit together and stopped it. No more styrofoam, no more aerosol. And it shrank. Today there i

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Is no such effort

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Dont forget AIDS. We were basically told sex = AIDS.

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I'm from 1970 and coined the phrase "Save Sex? Safe Sex!". Never caught on.

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Sex? One of my classmates likes a word with you - oh, wait, she can't because she's dead. HIV from blood plasma transfusion.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but the anti-gay and religious peeps didnt like to talk about that. It is sex that does it. And gay sex especially according to them.

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Gay* sex. It was their way of negatively stigmatizing gay sex.

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No, in my area\schools in ohio, it was just sex = aids.

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People were convinced they'd witness the last whale being killed. Then the wall fell, the Soviet Union went away, lead was removed from

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gasoline and CFK's were banned. And I lived through the same things milennials lived through as well. And these things are scary and big and

5 years ago | Likes 283 Dislikes 19

Also no good horny cartoons

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5 years ago (deleted Jul 27, 2021 4:37 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is that... is that not normal?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A while back I rewatched the old He-Man again after probably 30 years. When I was 5 it was my favorite. As an adult, it's fucking terrible.

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make you feel hopeless. But there is always hope. One of my favourite quotes: “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

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The ozone is still on the fence...china still uses those chemicals and it's always dependent on any loosening of rules.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Ozone was a multi national effort that helped reverse the effects within decades. Climate change is another monster on a larger scale.

5 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 13

So?

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Back when we listened to science, instead of degrading and demonizing knowledge. Welcome to the new dark ages.

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“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide.

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I was born in 77 also, (fuck i'd kind of forgotten being terrified of acid rain) and I appreciate your optimism but it kind of really is

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

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