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Typical
May 1, 2017 1:46 AM
kittydetonator
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keepguessingusernames
Plat1num
Me and my wife just applied for working visas. Escaping the UK for what seems like paradise right now.
TheBentPianist
https://imgur.com/9M2KqSs
TonguePunchDeBumSon
vondruke
Went to a pawn shop and over heard a lady saying she's from New Zealand... I wanted to say, "WHY?! Why are you here.. you could be in NZ!".
criggie
Sometimes I scroll to the bottom looking for the Bad Replies... but there aren't any. Kiwis are nice.
kittydetonator
KongRaija
As a Swede who have visitet a few times I can only say, personally, I think nz is one of the best in the world. Too bad it so far away
HomelingRazor
I would like to visit there.
BewareTheCrocigator
Definitely check out Queenstown
KiwiGameDev
It's superb here! The kind of place you want to go if you want to walk in a direction with a backpack and see where the wind takes ya
Camiam85
toffeekharnage
God casts a chur spell on all of the cuzzies
Aotearoa
This guy is such a good ambassador for NZ. Everyone loves him.
cryborg
Oh NZ
KiwiGameDev
We try :)
IamTheBaron
The eagle has landed, I repeat, the eagle has landed
CleanDishRag
Fuck with ur eagle as dick hole bird we keep it flightless and fat green mother fuckers
LittlestG
Was that Wellington?
randybobandy7
I've met one kiwi and she dislocated her shoulder riding a horse and got right back on it like nothing ever happened
randybobandy7
https://www.roadtothehorse.com/vicki-wilson-takes-the-title-at-rod-to-the-horse-2017/
themeforenglishb
✅
LiterallyAWizard
My sister is obsessed with the idea of immigrating to NZ.
KiwiGameDev
Tell her she is right and very intelligent. Wonderful place here!
LiterallyAWizard
I'm a Japanophile myself; the odds of becoming a Japanese citizen are slim though, so I wouldn't mind NZ while I try for it.
KiwiGameDev
Study while you are over here! JLPT is hosted here like everywhere else and I have adored studying the japanese language here too :)
Gurlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
I fucking loved NZ just come back from a years WHV was so good the people are good cunts very friendly
KiwiGameDev
Why thanking ya!
BewareTheCrocigator
I see you picked up our lingo :P
Gurlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
Yeah a fair bit my friends have noticed me going "ahh yeah true" it was an amazing country lived at Mt Cook for 6 months
BewareTheCrocigator
"yeah nah yeah, sweet as" :P
TayTay051
I LIVE IN THIS PLACE IM SO EXCITED
KiwiGameDev
WEVE BEEN ON IMGUR A COUPLE TIMES NOW I LOVE IT!
JJ2078
#7 is a pastafarian. The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a real thing. Even my iPhone autocapitalises it. www.venganza.org
rrlyrae
https://www.venganza.org/images/th_FSM3d.jpg
Selerox
Please keep New Zealand safe. We need you (and Canada) to repopulate the world after we fuck it up.
HeiheiForPresident
At least NZ should be outside the fallout zone! *high five*
CoopAndMishAFilmOdyssey
Sure. But there's gonna end up being a lot of mullets...
BewareTheCrocigator
We'll help you with rugby if you give us some of your hockey players
KiwiGameDev
We're tryin' our bestest buddy! Some are making it harder than others but we won't stop giving it our all!
Derroth
New Zealand's practically a devilish toddler compared to the rest of the world. I love this fucking country.
kittydetonator
We love you too bro
NoOne428
*bru
gengumby
Obligatory:
Decidelater
God I love my country.
KiwiGameDev
Too true!
CleanDishRag
Amen brother
PascallsBookie
"New Zealand has an Air force". That's being VERY kind...
KiwiGameDev
I think we still have a plane somewhere...
gengumby
NZ builds helicopters
CaptainsLincolnLog
I'd gladly trade having a pathetic excuse of an air force for cancer not taking everything you have if you're not insured...
criggie
NZ has an air farce. The Navy has more flying things than the air force, not including when speedboats get air.
DavidBrooker
Technically, every military aircraft in New Zealand is in the air force, even if most of them are Naval helicopters.
DavidBrooker
Canada does this too, for whatever reason. So it's torpedo-carrying Sea Kings and olive-green Chinooks are all Air Force equipment.
FatherDale
I want to go back there.
ICantThinkOfAUsername69
Why? It's a right shithole here it is.
SweatyEddie
I went there, and now I want to go back again. Loved that place.
SirButcher
I want to live there and never come back!
KiwiGameDev
Bring a smile and I'm sure you'll be welcomed back!
Fireguy97
I want to go there, and come back. Then I want to go back there.
i8paste
"There and BackAgain"
CassieOPeia
I would like to live there.
CrazyNZCamel
I do live there
EvolveCT9A
Become a shepherd
CleanDishRag
Dont you come over here
KiwiGameDev
Gorgeous place to live. Housing market is garbage though
Longinus212
From what I've heard it's alright but the prices for things are a bit high for the wages earned.
indefinitive1144
I think it's so the big hobnobs at the top have a better cash transfer rate when they travel internationally. The average worker got screwed
CleanDishRag
It just the drop kicks from school who can't pass a drug test so the stuck with shit jobs
Narayel
True bro
chucklesthetoadstool
Another kiwi here. Love our country
CleanDishRag
Amen bro
KiwiGameDev
Yea bro!
Dyslexicglove
I always feel weirdly happy and proud when I see anything about NZ on imgur.
HeiheiForPresident
For a small country at the bottom of the globe, we're really quite strongly represented internationally. So yay us!
KiwiGameDev
Right? Like we're here! We exist!
Dyslexicglove
yes, you get it! :)
KiwiGameDev
Its fantastic considering the whole country is about the size of a city overseas XD
crunchtastic
That brothel has gotta be in sydney australia. No way there is an area in NZ called northshore with chatswood and railway st
CleanDishRag
Hehe wellllll. .....
crunchtastic
Also forgot in Willoughby council as well
Brasswhale
I was nodding off until I saw the one about the guy missing the call from Obama.
KiwiGameDev
That guy is loathed like none other XD okay... like many others... New Zealander's don't like politicians...
EmzeexD
Lol loathed except for most popular nz prime minister in history and record win at last election with biggest voter turnout..
KiwiGameDev
True that
NZCookiemonster
lol "the guy" is the former prime minister, not that anyone outside NZ really cares.
FromEarthDimensionC132
I'd love to live in New Zealand but getting a visa is a nightmare. Anyone want to marriage me up?
CleanDishRag
Nigerian princes is that you
FromEarthDimensionC132
I'll be whatever you want me to be hehe
ChalupaBatmen
You a man or woman? Might be able to help you out.
AzulasEmoBrother
Hello! Yes I am New Zealandian! Much kiwi for all
sausageseeker
Where are you from? I work with heaps of people from overseas that have no problem getting visas. What industry are you in?
FromEarthDimensionC132
U.K. Law enforcement. It's not on any special list. I'm just over 30 so working visa is out of the question.
d3vilsavocado
http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz/ There are a variety of police jobs that are considered skilled on this list.
FromEarthDimensionC132
Skilled but not shortage. To get a visa I need to be offered a job first. And most won't recruit overseas due to not being on shortage.
d3vilsavocado
Ah, fair enough.
sausageseeker
They changed the rules quite recently you'd be surprised.
FromEarthDimensionC132
Didn't they make it even harder?
sausageseeker
Hmm, my Scottish friend here is now overflowing in points being over 30, childless, earning $$ & she works in advertising.
kittydetonator
Fuck I fucked up, one of these is not NZ related
Soomachoos
A couple are just memes
helvin3nz
It kinda is tho... The one complaint my UK friend had about NZ was that we like to close everything early haha
yesthisisturbo
Kiwi as bru
magila
The one where Tina Fey says 10 Oclock at night?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
If it makes you feel better, I just assumed it was something about New Zealand that I didn't get and moved on.
Penguinsandbroadswords
So is New Zealand a less deathland place than Australia? Because I'm terrified of Australia, but NZ seems cool.
pitythat
NZ has earthquakes and volcanoes. Australia has everything else.
TheRealCelestialWizard
She'll be alright mate
Caroli0n
*She'll be right mate
Tinebra
Kind of a dirty cunt dump then, but still it was so funny, thanks man!
ThatPictureIsMildlyHumorus
The one about being 21 I take It?
kittydetonator
Spot on, coincidentally I am 21 and a New Zealander so I'm going to pretend it was on purpose
mangoshapedspace
so... on a serious note: how often does it quake?
kittydetonator
Not so much anymore but we had some big earthquakes a few years ago in the city I live and there used to be heaps
mangoshapedspace
thank you. NZ is somewhere my family is considering to uproot from USA.
madjo
Too late, now you and your children and your children's children will endure life long shame!
Rumplesnickerdoodle
Actually the brothel one is Australian too... just an fyi
khakibandit
Yep yep
ThatPictureIsMildlyHumorus
When I look at America right now it makes me want to be a kiwi
NZSheeps
When I look at America right now it makes me want to be a kiwi, oh wait...
iritebooks
Well, at least you'll have variety in who is fucking you in the ass...
Cl1ffhanger
The news clip from North Shore is a Sydney one.
igivetheinternets
You mean they are different cities or sonething?
SomeFurryTrash
#9 dammit @op
Shinyiest
Two of them. The brothel one is an Australian one. The suburb it refers to is near mine.
SomeFurryTrash
#9 yup, near me too
thepunlord
Hey same! That annoyed me hahah
GoodBanter
yewwww up the north shore
MightySunfish
I spot at least one Australian one in there cunt.
Lasher
Dirty cunt.
SatansFurryJamHats
Aussies wouldn't even have tongs to use, dirty cunts. We're the good cunts who care about hygiene shit like that so fuckers don't get sick.
Blakpik
We're the fuckers who don't get sick anyways. Hygiene's for weak cunts.
SatansFurryJamHats
Exactly why you need it.
SatansFurryJamHats
You weak ass fuckin scrub.
MrJourneaux
Seeing another New Zealander on imgur like
meiizy
:)
bLzPostman
What a good cunt.
GotHereThroughaWormhole
another checking in.
dancesloth
Yay New Zealand! How many is that now? Including me there's gotta be like... atleast 17
HeiheiForPresident
For a tiny country, it seems there are quite a few of us on here
atkinsongl
So what's it like living in middle earth?
Linanz
Such a funny question! It's like living anywhere else has its ups and downs
atkinsongl
Fair enough ha, I've lived one place all my life so I tend to ask people living in other countries what it's like
EmzeexD
Theres like at least 12 for sure.. and seabed hahahahaha never stops being funny
Lowlsqwid
Just like all the people who don't think the star wars prequels were shit (E.g. ... Me :/)
crunchtastic
Dont forget the sheep. Love from an aussie !!!
Nortikiwi
Cantab living in Wellywood here!
kayleeriver
Chur bro
aer0nz
Fucked yeah bro
shootdorgon
Who downvoted this? Ozzie?
vauhtihirmu
I'd like to exchange the cold dark Finland to the warm sun bathed New Zealand. Anyone of you guys want to switch places?
jdog404
What up
spongebobangrypants
Kia ora!
kittydetonator
Kia ora, e hoa!
spongebobangrypants
Tēnā koe
UsernameAttempted
cmyks
henlo ????????
HELSINKIx
Nelson reporting
TheRoaringGoat
Holy Fuck. Me too
HELSINKIx
Chur bruv
grubzilla
Chur team. At least a dozen of us ow
dalmatianGuy
Yep, I'm here too
MinatoMori
Reporting in from chch!
kittydetonator
Yay chch!
Kiwigeek
I've lost count, but there appears to be a fair number of us!
JoonasD6
A very similar feeling we Finnish people have if there ever was Finnish content on FP...
Illegitimatekitten
Literally dozens of us!
Dinglehoofer
Yes!!!
Aotearoa
Hello
AutomationLayer
I was a New Zealander till I upgraded to Australia. Specifically, I changed states from New Zealand to Queensland :)
ninjajandal
We're here!
adv0catus
Hopefully one day I'll be able to call myself one, too. Canadian here.
helvin3nz
Lives in UK - another Kiwi crosses my path - all UK ppl be like "ooohhh you must know each other, right?"
professionalpootalker
Well I mean, you probably do right? There's on like 4 million of us
Kronius
yes. i am too
ChubbySalmon
Cheeky cunt
whyiseverythingupsidedown
As an Aussie, you guys are like the cool sibling that Mum doesn't like us hanging out with because we make her look bad.
Corndogg98
Awww thanks ????
SatansFurryJamHats
Nz is what Australia could be if they were given teo minutes to chill the fuck out without being bitten by snakes/spiders/each other.
KiwiGameDev
But always end up hanging out and having fun anyway! And if someone bullies us, our best bro Aussie got our back!
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Fucking. A. Right.
KiwiGameDev
Know we got yours too. Antipodes for life!
KiwiGameDev
Reporting in! Wellington front is doing well.
unstableagenda
Bit cold though!
HeiheiForPresident
Seconded! Fucking weird weather today but we're still here so it's all good bruh!
KiwiGameDev
Right? I swear its getting way darker way quicker than past years...
HeiheiForPresident
Seriously! I used to go for a run just before sundown at like 8pm, now it's almost blackout by 4:30 O.o
KiwiGameDev
I'm gonna blame the ice caps
kittydetonator
There's at least 3 of us
DonutPolice
Well you're not wrong
Linanz
7 I'm from west Auckland
NootNootOnMyScootScoot
i believe i make 4?
HomoEroticHitlerBreastMilkPorn
I'm from nz yay for the kiwis
Dekull
Another one -Rotorua
LavendeerGooms
Another. From Auckland!
shaun894
Are you sure there's that many people in New zealand?
pwapwap
Six - napier
Whetu
Yes but how many of you have been here as long as I have?
spongebobangrypants
I've been here about tree fiddy
BewareTheCrocigator
Southlander checking in
ImAShittyTransAm
There's like 10 of us!
goshdammit
Kiwi checking in. I raised the average IQ of both Australia and NZ by moving there in 2001
Helios7719
Good ol' Muldoon, eh?
Caltropp
I make four then, right..? Chch yeeaaaah
BenGoodal
Four...
Asaelym
Five
Buttmunch0666
seven
NZSheeps
Eight - Good God, that's almost half the South Island
ModusPonens
@OP, @MrJourneaux, and the third guy http://imgur.com/MhWlmZG
kittydetonator
I bags being the attractive one
HomoEroticHitlerBreastMilkPorn
Another one from Wellington
Mikeshadow96
I think im no. 8. Christchurch m8
kittydetonator
Bro same!
cmyks
uni my dudes
Caltropp
Same! Charleston/Phillipstown :D
zigzagler
I feel like NZ is to Australia as Canada is to the US. How do you feel about this comparison?
ImAShittyTransAm
Yep, one's got out and proud racism while the other is a bit worried about the Chinese buying too many houses in one of their areas.
FamousOnce
Exactly right. Overconfident, loud and dangerous vs humble, quiet and mostly harmless.
justbecauseimparanoiddoesntmeanyourenotouttogetme
Fair suck of the sauce bottle, mate, Kiwis aren't overconfident ;)
zigzagler
FamousOnce
Chur!