He also won't rent you fine feathers as accommodation.
I love how the Professors X sit in the same way.
Eh, what's up Bones?
I had no idea Christopher Reeve was so buff under the suit.
I think I can squeeze another week out of it.
Monday's first breakfast.
Because I'm Batman.
You can still tell dad jokes, even if you're not a dad.
But would his sidekick be Trapper or BJ? Either way, it's a good MASH up...
A timely reminder.
RIP GOAT
As a New Zealander, this makes me feel even more remote. Love the triangle between Aotearoa (NZ), Hawai'i and Rapanui (Easter Islands).
Ooh, burn!
A Christmas selfie
I now have a new way of answering the phone.
Spiderman. Where are you coming from, Spiderman? Nobody knows who you are...
Meri Kirihimete from Dunedin New Zealand, plus memes.
Just the worst luck.
What the actual...?
A dad joke to piss them all off.
I wonder how many here will get this...
Apologies for the bad New Year's resolution...
Why I'm not a vet.
A C&H that made me laugh.
What might have been. Henry Cavill wearing the original Superman suit before they ditched the pants.
I'd still finish most of it before the movie started.
Seen on New Zealand news...
My girls.
A shade over 10 years on here, and exactly 290,000 reputation points to show for it. It's been a hard, honest toil - but worth it. Kia kaha imgur!
Mum seems into it too.
America, you peaked in 96.
The old bat.
Joey doesn't share credits.
My type of humour.
Why did Han cry at the dinner table? The meat was chewy...
Burn
60% of the time, maths will help you 100% of the time.
I can think of worse options.
There's niche and then there's this.
Celebrate that soft upper lip.
Keep walking, nothing to see here...
Here's my tax. One of my girls whispering a joke in my other girl's ear.
Pakistan finally beat India at a cricket world cup, and just look how that changed a certain person's mood.
I'm just disappointed it was a return trip.
New Zealand's and Australia's Prime Ministers Jacinda Ardern and Scott Morrison hongi at a leaders' meeting.
The Lord Of The Moist Rings.
Try 40 years ago.
Inspirational.
Cricket, football, rugby, golf, etc
It's my 10 year cake day, so I thought I'd check in with what's happening in user sub...
Lost in translation.
Don't die safely people.
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Cat-scan.
Tasha is not dum
A meme is born at the World Test Championship.