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Apr 24, 2017 4:26 PM
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toriapinklotus
I actually spent a couple of months vegan. There are lots of arguments for it. But I had no energy, and I was very conscious of protein.
PatrickRob82
I went vegan for about 3 months and tried my hardest not to play into the stereotypes. You have no idea how hard it was not to tell people.
meshcount
A gluten free taco is made with a corn tortilla, they're in practically every taqueria.
IOnlyRespondWithRonSwanson
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
*circlejerk intensifies*
155DangerClose
pretty sure you people don't know what a circle jerk is anymore
stink3rbelle
#8 is an obvious lie. Pizza crust is usually vegan unless somebody's doing something REALLY wrong. I don't get why people feel the need to1
stink3rbelle
trash a theoretical person over decisions that don't affect you.
picklev33
I reckon people who bitch about vegans are a larger group than vegans themselves.
phrost
Lots of people make fun of other people's lifestyles, it's mostly harmless. At least, that's what my CrossFit instructor says...
EnigmaticSatanic
Hell tp
BillysLegendaryCrack
EmberBlush
I am not vegetarian/vegan, but the more I learn about the realities of how we treat our animals in the US, it really is an effort to (1/2)
EmberBlush
"tune out that moral voice inside me." I'm like fuck...I don't have the willpower to be vegetarian, wtf do I do?! (1/3 - sorry i lied b4)
EmberBlush
Currently exploring paying significantly more money for humanely treated meat. At least I can live w/ myself that way. It truly is horrific.
RavennaMagnus
pinkystar
Jeah scott pilgrim
Splosions
whathappensifichangethistext
JaykWesker
Whoever actually made this: thank you!
JeffySexyPants
lol
Ravenuser
Spitters are quitters.
FosterFox
LMFAO I just laughed really loud in a public washroom, god damn your comment
Lazzarwolf
Should be more ranch dressing involved...
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Funny story. I work with this guy for almost 4 months now. Just found out he was a Vegan. And I had to ask him
pokebug666
#9 Ok.. so what exactly are they quitting then if power goes out? Really shoulda clarified that they did not mean "quitting meat forever".
LukeKarr22
Fun prank to play, but what a damn wast of a good burger.
angiemorris
i wish there was actually a funny one in here.. fuck idk if ive ever seen an actually funny vegan meme.
AnimalPoop
Non vegans make a bigger deal of being vegan than vegans.
destroyyourself
the vegan prank one is fucking awful.
IPostAboutPoliticsIfYouDontLikeItSuckIt
OP: imma make a dump making fun of vegans for allegedly telling everybody they're vegans! (No, I'm not a vegan, but allergic to irony)
TayCubed
I don't think you understand what irony is...
havetochangemyname
I dont get the irony... can you explain?
Sm9yCg
I recently learned that "vegan pretzels" are a thing. Normal pretzels are made using pig lard.
TITANEUM
That got old quick.
Dyslexicglove
Vegans don't like the way meat and dairy is produced. But why not support those doing it right? What does not supporting anyone help change?
Dyslexicglove
When treating animals right becomes successful, more start doing it. If you want to reform a commercial industry, do it with you wallet.
JustBananas
Pretty sure it's not just how it's produced and the effects on the environment but also that it's unhealty .
Dyslexicglove
When I've discussed it with vegans, their argument centers around animal cruelty. Who would make up a lie so big as to claim it's unhealthy?
birdspy
I'M A GODDAMN VEGAN WOOOHOO!!!!
birdspy
and I do happen to find this post funny. because if it don't apply, let it fly. sense of humor goes a long way. there are annoying vegans1/2
birdspy
and annoying meat eaters. everyone should just respect everyone. these differences just give us excuses to take out our own insecurities.
holyjumpinfuckinshitballs
@OP what do you think the root cause of your massive insecurities are?
Stuey1221
Found the vegan!
holyjumpinfuckinshitballs
I'm not a vegan tho
Stuey1221
Ah well. I thought it was funny :)
phrost
I guess it all goes back to how my father, before he left us, threw a bottle of Jack Daniels at my head, beat my mother, and then yelled 1/2
phrost
"Don't take meme dumps so seriously, dumbass!". 2/2
thesplashingblumpkins
I hope it's onion. Ogres are like onions.
mercifulwombat
As an ex-vegan omnivore, fake chicken nuggets and tofutti cuties ice cream sandwiches are better than the animal versions.
TheFeralDog
WTF!? no just no, not remotely close to being the same
mercifulwombat
I agree. I just like the fakes better.
TheFeralDog
Your delusional
AmArschdieRaeuber
I like vegan pattys better. Wanna fight me?
TheFeralDog
Yes your vegan patty fed arms will stand no chance!!! (I kid)
corbynDallas
Actually there is a place in London that does vegan kebabs, and it's so much better than any other kebab I've ever had. -meat eater
Kiore
Quorn sounds interesting but is so expensive here I've never tried it.
mercifulwombat
They're all right. My favorites are imported from somewhere that uses Chinese characters.
Asshats
Gordon Ramsay is savage.
Rantzas
I loved his reply
PleaseLeave
At night, level 5 vegans can eat anything
Kellhus0Anasurimbor
Sometimes they just close their eyes
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Though he said he didnt know any, not that there weren't any
KingOfBait
Gordon knows everything, which means him not knowing means it doesn't exist
Kiore
Just makes him sound like a poor cook. A good cook should be able to work with limited ingredients.
Creeponomist
Indian food's got your back
Kiore
Ghee fistfuls of glorious ghee (okay that's vegetarian not vegan but ALL THE GHEE)
Sfinski
Unless they are too limited or bad ingredients.
Kiore
Right, but that's true of non-vegan recipes as well.
Sfinski
But that's the point, as non-vegans are not limited by anything, they have more options to make proper foods.
Kiore
Non-vegans still have food preferences, allergies, etc. Moot point; the original quote says there's no such thing, not that it's harder.
ScaryScarab
Wow that was easy.
MeanCupcake
META
Kiore
Can't be that easy if a world-renown chef finds it too much of a challenge. ;)
ScaryScarab
You're confusing the word "challenge" with "Statement", which is what he was making.
Kiore
His statement is opinion, not fact. I have no doubt he'd create a good vegan dish without much difficulty, but his statement makes it <1>
DorthLous
I know he at least can cook for vegetarians. Probably can vegans too, but if he bashes vegetarians in public already...
JamJarre
He can but he prefers not to. If you were a master painter would you restrict yourself to only grey paint?
Kiore
That's different to saying there's no such thing as monochromatic art though.
sprbwlshuffler
Humans did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
rezpawner
Dennis Leary is overrated as fuck.
AliBarber
Yeah we didn't climb anywhere.. We're just smarter than the animals.
AnalTelescope
Nah, there are loads of other factors.
ecrion94
Yeh, we can't 1v1 sharks or hippos with our fists
TresusIbor
We need cybernetic fists of doom!
VeganPesto
I guess? But you're sorta implying a purpose, which is nonsensical. I feel like very few people can reasonably say the death factories we
CamelWides6
Found the vegan.
VeganPesto
have are moral. People simply like the taste of meat, despite it being really bland ironically. Which is fair enough. I drive a car because
VeganPesto
It's convenient, but polluting the earth with my co2 emissions is a bad thing. Even so, I find it questionable that people judge so harshly
VeganPesto
When all I'm trying to do is the right thing, same as the majority of vegans that exist outside of internet memes.
canIgetausername
Then why do vegans bash hunters, who kill morally and process their own food?
tittybartender
Meat is bland?!? What type of meat did you used to eat?
VeganPesto
Gamey meats like rabbit and venison are quite flavoursome, but chicken or beef? Without having flavour added to them, they're shit.
tittybartender
Oh, honey no. It's how you cook them, not exactly what you add.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Am a vegetarian but I don't see a point shoving my opinion on anyone... You do you... On a separate note.. Some of these are really funny
poo4cum
You just did
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
If my response reads similar to the ones in the post.. Then am not sure how to say it.
phrost
You're a perfect example of why nobody really has beef (p/i) with that. Vegans, however, are basically radical fundamentalist vegetarians.
VeganPesto
That's a bit silly mate. I'm a vegan because I believe veganism is the moral choice, eating meat is bad. But I recognise everyone does bad
VeganPesto
things. I can't really call you a bad person for doing a bad thing, but I can still say it's a bad thing. Hardly "radical". But whatever man
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Look at all your pictures and tell me why none of them is an argument against veganism or for eating meat.
phrost
Found the Vegan!
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Still not an argument for eating meat or against going vegan. You have no arguments.
phrost
You're taking memes waaay too seriously, wwwwwwwwww
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phrost
So? In order to be corrected, the other person has to be correct. Also, lol@ tracking down my blog that even I don't read
VerdantApollo
Found the intellectual coward.
phrost
You okay bro?