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Chris Pratt interrupts interview to french braid intern’s hair
Chris Pratt interrupts interview to french braid intern’s hair
Jul 23, 2014 3:46 PM
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ipeekatchyou
Bert Macklin- FBI (Female Braid Inspector)
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
As a straight male, this guy got hella attractive.
SemolinaPilchard
Dear Ladies.. Please don't expect this from all of us. -- Sincerely, Gentlemen Who Aren't Even Close To Being "Chris Pratt Awesome"
pleaseandnothankyou
He didn't interrupt it. They asked him to do it after mentioning that he french braided his wife's hair and posted it on instagram.
FisterRobot0
This. That bothered me in the headline from the original story, too. It's not interrupting if you ask someone to do shit.
axemanbon
Ryan Reynolds move over. New guy crush.
shanabanana
Oh lawdy
MisterBananagrabber
Macklin, you son of a bitch!
CajunCaleb44
On the third slide you can just see in her face that her panties just dropped! Haha
iprettymuchonlycommentwithgifs
zazafrazz
Chris Plait
gildedphoenix
I knew this comment would be somewhere. You are doing God's work. Have my upvote.
ViralLola
I want to take him home with me & love him & hug him.
SugarSmack
As if i didn't want to fuck him enough already.
12Walmart12
Did I ever tell you how much I look like Chris Pratt?
ChefHannibal
iamabird
Perfect use of gif.
thecreepingchaosinmymind
and he does a pretty solid job of it.
mochi813
His highlight placement within the braids is perfect. That takes some serious skill.
saffr
"pretty solid"? That's like, pinterest quality!
PhallusInWonderland
Pratty*
CinematicLaura
exact thoughts- pleasantly surprised.
Centurion58
Bill Clinton braided his intern's hair, too. Well, he got it to stick together, anyway.
Senatoruppercut
Yep...nope....yep I'm speechless.
tacticalbox
Topical
CookiemonsterIke
LMMFAO!!!!
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/mc6bC3isYtnlS/giphy.gif
KingoftheIntroverts
Well, he had a lot of time when he was unemployed and injured after falling into The Pit.
compactsun
He was a makeup artist before though wasn't he? It's not super surprising
dizzygirl
No that was Jeremy Renner
compactsun
Ah thank you, my mistake
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
I was in the Piiiitt..You were in the Piiitt We all fell in the Piiieeetttaahhh. Fun fact: I wrote that song
insaneinmymombrain
Nice username!
DrunkenMurphy
I miss the pit
KingoftheIntroverts
I think it was the best plot device I've ever seen. "We need a motive for our protagonists." "How about a big hole?" "YES, MORE OF THIS!!"
DrunkenMurphy
lol yes! It's like it took on a life of its own. I like to died when I saw Andy living in it. It almost killed him then he lived in it! lol
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Jesus LORD I want to birth his children.
Bent0916
Would you take his name? And be TheGoddamnBatPratt?
djdoughy
Precastbubbles
this girl could eat an apple through a letterbox.
ThundererBeforeLightning
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
vulturelad
I just laughed, out loud, in my office. I hate you so much right now.
Precastbubbles
Awww, but I really love you.
GnomeDeGuerre
Hardwood floors hate her.
HiggsBosonorGSpot
And maybe eat corn through a picket fence.....
TickleMeFlymo
Perhaps. She has something of the girl-next-door about her though.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
And I for one find that extremely attractive.
Precastbubbles
If next door is a paddock.
michellong
I love you (no homo)
iamireland
http://imgur.com/Dptng
pookiesexbomb
Those are some pretty substantial teeth.
DumpsterTron
oh wow, that's fantastic
TheRicM
What's a letterbox? Is that like a mailbox? A redbox? A redtube? A youtube? A youporn? A pornhub? Hold on, brb.
almondsareimportant
Slowwww down there.
TheRicM
Lol. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream_of_consciousness_(narrative_mode)
VoluptuousNeckbeard
This is probably my favourite comment I've ever seen on here. Why is this not at the top?
AuntieMeat
Getting your hair braided feels awesome to begin with, so getting Chris Pratt to do it would put me into full-blown sexual excitement.
KnitTurtleKing
Join the club. Just watching this makes my insides tingly.
rogueish
Just watching this gets me all hot & bothered.
WizardlyJeffcott
As a black man who went through cornrows when he was younger... Oh God, not the braids! *sobs*
nightprowler08
As a white guy who is growing hair for the first time (not cutting it...), I imagine that having cornrows would pretty much make it impossib
nightprowler08
(2) le to try to wiggle your ears or just make a face expression that moves your hair. Didn't it hurt like a bitch?
WizardlyJeffcott
Yep... On the bright side, it really improves your pain threshold.
damadamagoyolur
I feel like the intern deserves so much credit for keeping it together. I'd probably be a puddle on the floor... or standing in one...
agonarch
Uh..
thecolonels
As a man with Jesus hair- i agree.
capitanjuarez
Seconded. Former jesus hair. In the process or renewing membership.
TheFraggler
Pic?
aganippe
Yup.
nortotron
Note to self: Learn how to french braid hair.
SgtCookie111
As another man with long hair. I concur.
InboxMeYourOwls
Not sure how other girls feel when their guy or gal touch or play with their hair, but when my bf plays with mine...it's pretty much on.
SolarisSkye
So true, it feels amazing :D The moment they just start running their hands through my hair.. *melts*
shadowex3
Right. New tactic: Time to learn different things to do with a woman's hair.
InboxMeYourOwls
Use the finger tips, run through hair lightly, let some strands softly fall, touch neck lightly here and there. Repeat till blow job.
SpoonOfDoom
Must have been doing something wrong, I suppose.
InboxMeYourOwls
Maybe it just wasn't her thing. Sometimes it just puts us to sleep because it can be relaxing, too.
JessThe2ndBestt
Yeah don't do what my boyfriend does and roughly scrub their head until it's a tangled mess -.-
SpoonOfDoom
I played with my ex's hair A LOT, but it never ended in a blow job nor any other sexual activity (at least not as a direct result).
Conflict
Poor guy. I'd just rub my ex'shead for a while, while watching movies and eventually she would put out.
wuddupkev
You know what, she's a cutie.
NotaMuggle121
I was just thinking how odd looking she is... Her teeth are enormous
AuOphir09
eyyewwww, the teeth!
Konfigg
I'd date that for sure!
SpoonOfDoom
If the bad replies section is an indication of the average imgurian's reaction to this girl, it's no wonder half of imgur can't find anyone.
pookiesexbomb
Big teeth don't make her no cute, but you'd be blind to deny that girl has large and in charge chompers.
agentmcgee
He has a daughter doesn't he?
AuBoss
Strangely enough he has a son
agentmcgee
Seriously? The perfection of that french beaid I'd swear he had a daughter
Wewantedthefunk
I can read her mind now... "KER-SPLOOSH".
ArniePye
Hey.. HEY! Phrasing.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
CAUTION! Wet floor.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Usually there'd be a pause after the "KER" but it all happened so fast this time.
soukmania
I think she fainted in the last gif.
TheIrishMike
dammitjim
My favorite sploosh gif!
hockeyham
That's not her mind...
toopure
I can read his mind now: " Those pathetic internet sycophants are gonna eat this shit up".
ExitVanLeft
Yeah Dat 3rd gift for sure
ExitVanLeft
*gif
warick
MarshmallowTuna
Is there anywhere I could purchase this fine art on a garment?
warick
http://www.feistees.com/archer-pam-poovey-t-shirt/
Samwiseenvs
Fuck, that’s my mind after just watching it.
dragonraven13
You can drown a toddler in her panties.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
StreetfighterXD
Inform a hetero brother here. What specifically about him in that gif is more attractive than the others?
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
I'm a guy, but I was just making a joking reference to when she made the "sploosh" face ha
MarshmallowTuna
It's not him in this gif, it's the look on her face. Having your hair played with by knowledgeable hands is pure ecstasy. Also, pretty boy.
ssj3icecap
Daaaaaanger zone!
markskar
http://imgur.com/iyOBdh6
QuantumSupersexposition
High. Way. To. The...
thewhitewhale
Why? Is that what your thinking?
TheVikingKasper
sploosh
tubacca123
Yup. Gotta give him the sploosh.
yorkshow
He earned it.
InboxMeYourOods
Plot Twist - Guy
icanneverfigureoutausername
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tHrUr_ozZs
mrando282
thanks
icanneverfigureoutausername
You are welcome.
thisheretexasdude
ooooh...not a rubber band. you might damage the hair. you need a scrunch...ooooooo *rolls eyes*
SenorbenTheNonSpanishSpanishBandit
That host guy at the beginning has either the biggest freaking head, or the tiniest body. I can't tell.
Rheios
Watching this was firing ASMR in my head and then the announcer started talking again.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
God that interviewer is the creepiest
Feldspartacus
"Chris went to work on ET intern Jenn" oh I just bet he did...
savoreverysecond
I wish I could sue people for Lack of Source. Penalty: Karma Points
thisheretexasdude
girl looks familiar
JaqenHgar
Cool
IupvoteSource
+1
TheTexasLefty
thank you for sauce, this should be higher rated
icanneverfigureoutausername
http://2rxuvo1k2j9q46hyl6420u1z7c4.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2014/01/tumblr_mzbgc3NHVu1qismj4o1_r1_400.gif
natabee13
Aaaand ... Now I'm in love.
greyfoxv1
Apparently ET can turn anything kind of cute and interesting into really painful to watch with terrible small talk.
makemepancakes
Seriously. I was so excited to watch the braiding in context. But that O̶l̶d̶ ̶N̶a̶v̶y̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶n̶e̶q̶u̶i̶n̶ interviewer wrecked it.
greyfoxv1
It reminded me of why actors hate the press tour until the end when they get to chill on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
DemonDuchess
"Have you ever had a man french braid your hair and talk about dinosaurs before?" ... I have a new fetish
icanneverfigureoutausername
Me too.
JDJMS
I think he might be perfect.
DickDraper
In all seriousness tho, the movie looks awful.
JumpingBalogna
Soviet Bear approves.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
im in love
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Yep the signal was heard and lady boners are uniting!
BigLizardInYourBackyard
I think you might be perfect.
JDJMS
Ta bbz.
nodisco
"If you think i'm not going to buy this marshmallow gun so i can shoot you in the face with marshmallows while you're asleep...."
Prince52
elicansmile
How about now?
PCard
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tumblr_inline_mnuwr3TsXh1r79k32.gif
Max4Z
How does a guy even learn how to do that?
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
he is. ain't no doubt about it. no way to hide that sort of thing.
Candymostdandy
I think I might agree.
mvp84
Seriously. When did he get so hot?
BecauseIamBatman
He's always been adorable but hot more so after he turned into Star Lord.
drapester
I think his wife might be pissed.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
oh yeah, well... I know how to crush hair properly.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
ah, the typo strikes again...... BRUSH*
JDJMS
That sounds...just...awful.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Wow, totally meant to put brush hair. LMAO
JDJMS
Hah, That is so much better. I didn't get what you possibly could have meant by crush, but it sounded terrible.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Crush hair... I don't even know what the fuck that is. I am afraid is going to turn out to be some sort of fetish
typingtreemonkey
But Hawkeye does make up as well!
Realitea
I think she might be perfect.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
OOOO! Can he do a mermaid braid?!
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IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I discussed this with the other guy. Technically speaking that is a fishtail, not a mermaid, the mermaid uses both the tiara and fishtail.
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IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
In what way does that look like a fishtail? The whole point of a fishtail is to fan out... not hang like rope (Source: Hairstylist's kid)
JDJMS
I think mermaid plaits are easier than french plaits, there's less finger action ;)
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Just to be clear we are talking about the tiara braid plus the fishtail braid at the same time as the mermaid braid yes?
JDJMS
Oh sorry, I was thinking fishtail. Fishtail plaits are easier than french plaits.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I agree with that. Daenerys Targaryen (GoT) has worn something similar
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
Why would you want less finger action?
iliketomakepointscoreseven
Relevant username!
mlemmm
I love him tenderly patting down the flyaways. Not sure if there is innuendo here. Ok maybe.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
One major strike against him; he's married. To the awesome Anna Faris
noonerspisms
True :( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2700923/Anna-Faris-steps-husband-Chris-Pratt-premiere-film-Guardians-Of-The-Galaxy.html
TotinosPizzaRolls
Bet she's glad he got a body for the part lol
BecauseIamBatman
And has a baby! Still awesome
JDJMS
Meh, So am I.
Weewing
I'm actually so okay with that, what a perfect couple!
wanooknox
You're goddamn right.
sowetoninja
You guys realise this is a publicity stunt, right? He didn't really interrupt the interview, they asked him to do it and called the girl.
JDJMS
Yeah probably, everything is fake. It's still handsome and adorable.
InboxMeYourFiretrucks
You mean even sowetoninja's complaint is fake too? Whoa.
mylesrunner
I'm a 22 female and still can't french braid...
daniela2007
about to be 25 and i can't do it.. i can't even regular braid my hair straight in the back of my head. we need a support group
AdorablyUnknowing
I learned that in school in like 5th grade... While the other male kids were having stick wars. So want me to do it for you? 19, M
espressoNOTexpresso
It seems as though many of us can't. let's form a support group/practice on one another
arrogantandhappy
Don't worry ladies, I'm a 17-year-old guy and still haven't figured it out yet either.
alsotinybutdangerous
26 with two little girls, who are going to be crushed when they figure out their dad is better at hairstyling than their mom.
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Ihmhi
It's a bit easier to do it for other people than to do it for yourself. I can french braid other people's hair, but not my own...
MollyNapQueen
23, I can make a messy one.
raychello
I'm also a 22 year old female and I get french braid OTHER people's hair but not mine :(
pbbbtMeg
I have been french braiding my own hair for more than 20yrs and he does a better job than I do.
Aruki
Im a 29 year old female, im also a hairdresser, i spent 3 years studying to be a hairdresser... i still can't french braid.
turokdinosaurhunter
AHHH me too! Are you me?? Am I you??
peopleperson
I'm a 34 year old guy who can after being taught by my sister, but as I don't look like Chris Pratt... *sad trombone.
MadamPuddifoot
30. Still can't. I make my female students do it when I'm having a bad hair day. (I work in a high school)
JessThe2ndBestt
I had a study hall with just a few girls and whenever someone wanted braided hair it was done
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
30. My friends have gotten so sick of my bad hair days that they invite themselves over to fix my hair before I go on dates.
mfhess
figured out how at 29, not sure how that worked out.
QWTFODDBALL
32 male here. i don't have any hair.
BreakCards
Even a normal one, sometimes is so badly done
mediaman73
Learned at 41 in order to braid my daughter's hair...badly...
casiehansolo
I'm a 22 Glock
thisheretexasdude
May not be of your caliber, then?
IAmPurpleDinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S8X3heXIO8&list=UU2LgZ_4GzSFQS-3a87_Jc6w
mutney
I'm a 22 year old hairstylist. It's best to learn on someone else before doing it on yourself. It just takes some practice
thecompanion
My fingers just don't work that way...
lawrus
I'm a 9mm male; much stronger caliber.
TakeMyWorfPlease
33, but I can do a mean Victory Curl.
jsktrogdor
As a 24 year old heterosexual male, I'm more attracted to Chris Pratt than you right now.
RobotCosmonaut
I've had short hair since 6th grad so I can't do shit
Babboos
46, have had long hair for almost all my life, still can't french braid either...
Kimiroko
Forget French braids, I can't even braid my hair -.-;
MyCatsNameIsPotato
I learned on my horse. So just buy yourself a pony and practice, practice, practice!
littlemirrorsatourfeet
I am a 26 year old female with long hair...and I sill can't French braid
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
I can only do it to myself.
haterstotheleft
The struggle is real. (Also a 22 year old female who can't french braid while everyone around can french braid like it ISN'T FUCKING MAGIC!)
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
I'm 21 female and I cant braid either. But I do know how to fix an engine so does that count?
doodlesdork
My 10ish year old neighbor couldn't even put her own hair in a ponytail... her mom did it every day.
ChelBel
I can't even do a regular braid.
creativenonfiction
I wonder if we're the same person!
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
26 i can french bread, regular braid, fishtail braid, rope braid, waterfall braid. :3
HamshanksCPS
Ah, the good ole 22 caliber female
SomeDetroitGuy
36 year old male. I can teach you.
hollyhorror
I'm going to need pics and a step by step guide. I'll trade you cookies.
YouMightGetIdeas
I'm French and I can't French braid
MimicOctopi
28.
doodlesdork
20, I can do it better to myself than on others because I do it for work a ton. Takes practice, looks like shit at first, keep trying.
robmeistah13
I've known how to for as long as I can remember. Hooray for having 4 sisters growing up.
TheBurninator
I'm a 21 year old male and still can french braid
sweepingzero
27 year old male and I can....FML
BeardKhan
I'm a guy with no sisters and i learned at like 10. It's so easy...
ms2ar15
Closer to 40..... mother to a girl child. Still can't do it.
ronswansonisthereasonihaveadadfetish
28 and all attemps on barbies ended up with their heads being ripped off.
roonmian
I'm 29 and I can't either and I think my hair is too short and too thin. Also I'm 191cm, 130kg and a guy.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Gregor Clegane?
roonmian
No, I still got long hair. Thor Björnsson is also quit a bit taller, 206cm. I'm nowhere near that :D
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Yeah I know. Still, big stature. I'm 190 and weigh around 75 to 80 kg. Didn't measure recently.
roonmian
Yeah, but I'm a fat bastard :D
WhatDidYouDooo
30 and I've had no success.
WilliamHuskerAdama
I'm a 25 year old male with long hair, and wish I could french braid.
HotsiTatsi
Did I write this comment?
112864
112, have failed too with my pubic hairs
Kabba
1057 year old french poodle. still can't braid, i'm just a dog and so afraid.
UnspokenX
24 male, and ... I can. I dunno how but I can. Nobody's ever shown me.
amaudlinparasite
i have an easier time french braiding my own hair than other peoples
thegirlfromtheplaceyouknow
I always have my dad do it
TattooedWife
I'm 25... Same
InspectMyClouseau
i'm 26.
Momof2needsabreak
Im 29 and just begun learning because of my daughters.
grinandgarrett
I am also a 22 female that can't braid..
AnotherGoblin
23 male. I'm pretty good at running my hands through hair and snipping pubes
mathninja314
I'm a 22 year old female and I can't even braid normally...
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/212/7/4/you_are_failing_gif_by_marioandluigifanatic-d59agn7.gif
goddamnilovecats
Ditto, girl. Ditto.
beccaboob
26 here. I just learned how to properly curl my hair. You are not alone.
JessThe2ndBestt
I learned from youtube! I could never do the back good then realized you've gotta work back to front
pbbbtMeg
My kids will have it so easy bc they have YouTube girls to show them. I have to wing it.
Courtjester95
I still can't properly curl or my hair but I think it's because I chopped my hair off through most of my high school career
Courtjester95
or braid*
beccaboob
I use those wandless curling irons. Makes a world of difference. Just wrap the hair around the wand, and you are good to go!
mylesrunner
My sister makes fun of me cause I can't curl my hair either!
alfieslady
I have a mass of curls, my sister made fun of me for not knowing how to use a curling iron, apparently I should learn how just in case
violetpolkadots
Why would you need a curling iron for fake curls when you have real ones? Don't listen to your sister.
beccaboob
The wandless curling irons are where it is at. Literally just wrap a section of your hair around it, hold for a few seconds, (1/2)
beccaboob
and then BAM! CURLS GALORE. It is easier to burn your fingers though. I got mine at tj maxx for pretty cheap.
buttobviousfacts
If you become my female, I'll get you as much French bread as you want!
thecraftinista
31 female and I can't either. Anytime I visit my folks, I ask my mum to braid my hair for me.
xfumo
27, me neither. :/ I also have no bloody clue how to curl my hair either. I had to get the hubs to do it for me once.
vpi77
37. I can just about brush my hair and that's it.
lunarpastry
I'll be 30 this year. I still haven't mastered the ponytail and I've worn one everyday for 25 years.
EeveeA
I'm 17 male, And I know how ... It's not hard, Just be patient and learn how :)
erincredible
ME TOO ugh
magulagie
Me too! Its like we're one person
Warranty
25, and I can't either. I start out strong, and then I just say fuck it and throw it in a bun.
pikkaachu
23 male, can do it half asleep, what is wrong with you all?
ArniePye
As a 22 year old male, i'll french your braid
ripmonk
what the hell is the difference between a french braid and a regular one?!
TopgunIsTheBestMovieEver
as a 23 year old male, I now don't feel as weird.
Warranty
As a 25 year old female, wtf is a braid representing?
TheSkipjack95
As a 19 year old braid, I'll french your male
BluHaze
As a 12 year old french, I'll male your braid.
Phlandua
Please mail my 12 year old bread.
TheSkipjack95
Really french ?
BluHaze
Oui bonjour je suis le français
thisheretexasdude
Compromise : french kiss
ishalovesyou
This on the other hand, I can do.
itsjustausernamewhatever
french fries are a nice compromise too
thisheretexasdude
they make a different kind of mess.
Flyndaran
French Stewart; watch Third Rock from the Sun.
Erotes
Already gay here, but I'd go super ultra mega gay for him.
jsktrogdor
My mental image of "super ultra mega gay" involves robotic dinosaurs assembling into a giant humanoid mech with a sword.
Rhase
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
BreakingBroke
+1 for super ultra mega gay
Erotes
This belongs here only because of ATHF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOTBSE_3Dw
BreakingBroke
holy fucking shit thank you so much for sharing that , omg I love you. I like your booty but I'm not gay!
Erotes
GAY BOOTY!
Dazerveruex
Oh no, the council wouldn't authorize such a *shove down* HE'S MINE *runs with arms flailing*
LordWok
think 90's skidd fashion.
Accguy3144
is that the guy form of a super huge mega lesbian?
op1qo
Gay level over 9000!!!!!
AppleCedar
Summersky
Like. Over 9000 gay?
codyrd91
Is that level of gay over 9000?
FossilFuelIndustryStooge
In fairness, I can french braid... but then that's what having a daughter has taught me...
captaincabbage
Jesus, I'm fucking straight and I'd go super ultra mega gay for him.
Erotes
http://imgur.com/k1wWGpy
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/IyGjDvGZiVGrm/giphy.gif
TheColourPeach
is that even your final form.
Erotes
God I hope not.
sowetoninja
Why do people always say this line? It's almost always directed towards someone that's straight...
Erotes
Because their qualities are desirable. Either you want to be with him or be like him.
sowetoninja
Yeah but I mean straight guys admire/respect guys that do good/awesome stuff, they don't want to suck their dicks FFS.
Erotes
Very true, but man crushes aren't uncommon. Sometimes the rush of phenylethylamine can confuse a non sexual crush for a sexual one.
sowetoninja
BS, it doesn't have such a profound effect that you would suddenly flip sexuality. I know what you mean but don't stretch it...
Faloopsinarb
Are there degrees of gay? I thought it was just a yes or no question...
Rhase
50 shades of gay.
Erotes
If rainbow was a shade, I'd go double rainbow.
itinsistsuponitself
Spectrum...
Erotes
Rectum. Well... guess that's where MY mind is today!
Erotes
Well there is the Kinsey scale, on which I am a 6, but I meant that I'd go double extra hyper gay for him.
iamireland
You never go full gay.
Faloopsinarb
On a scale of 1-10, Erotes is soooooooooo gay. :)
Erotes
Gay in terms of wanting to have sex with men yes, not really in mannerisms though.
Faloopsinarb
Yeah, most of the gay guys I know are like that. Not "swishy", just into dudes. :)
WayLatetotheParty
*1-6
Erotes
+1 for knowing the scale.
Rivalyn
So, like an eight or a nine?
idyllss
woah, that's a serious level of gay
Erotes
I don't shit rainbows and fart glitter, but, bitch I might!
notmyrealface
As a fellow gay... ME TOO!!!
NerdN1
I'm afraid to ask (or even imagine) what going "super ultra mega gay" entails...
psirynn
I'm assuming robots.
secondcoming
marrying Elton John
Erotes
http://imgur.com/YuzZELk
iDrinkDrano
Artefact
NSFW!
ashmenon
Rainblowjobs.
FlatPlutoSociety
It's... messy.
VinnieASL
Messi?
venslor
*messier
acertainjenesaisquoi
Considering the slightly cyclical nature of sexuality, he actually starts to become more straight after ultra mega gay.
Erotes
Like... getting gay married... and getting some gaybies... and buying a gay house... and growing gay old... oh... and lots of buttsex.
1stLtObvious
You forgot the part where your body grows huge and gains armor made from various robots joining together.
RyoukoSama
What about the gay pet?
Erotes
http://imgur.com/02WnlLe
Candymostdandy
You could braid each other's hair!
ixgs
double braid rider
Erotes
I'd just adopt have girl gaybies with him and do that together.
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
You and me both, man
Erotes
Hmmm... can't spot a selfie so I don't know if I should flirt or not.
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
I'm ugly and fat and hairy and too damn lazy to change any of it.
Luperion
He could braid my back fur.
Erotes
My khakis just tightened a bit reading that.
neobadbeat
Stop being awesome please
stevetehpirate
Nailed it.
TheRealHousecatsOfImgur
I also just want to love him, but I can't help but feel jealous of him.
Maulest
I expected this gif.
neobadbeat
Me too, wasn't there, that's why I added it as a comment
Maulest
Not only did I expect it but I was absolutely sure that's what the link was when I saw your comment and I was pleased. Thank you.
Feldspartacus
Does no one else notice the jpg that's actually a gif??
agonarch
Acting.
TheSwedishMoose
jugRn0t
He can't help it when everything is AWESOME!
SteveCraft
I think I heard a whoosh. Was there a joke here?
TheSwedishMoose
Yes. The whoosh was the sound of it going over your head.
SteveCraft
I realize that, it was a failed attempt at a joke
TheSwedishMoose
http://gmtainc.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/itsanoption.jpg
gammaraycharles
I just saw this movie for the first time and loved it!!
definitelynotakitten
What is that from please?
neobadbeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlG5KCwKGEE
LemonStarbursts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlG5KCwKGEE . Here you go, you polite motherfucker, you.
definitelynotakitten
Thank you! Today is my cake day and this just made it better!
Christanavio
Happy Cake Day! I care, and you're damn special.
gammaraycharles
Happy cake day, no one cares. Happy cake day, no one cares. Happy cake day dear random imgurian. Happy cake day you're not special.
PartyGhost
Here ya go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlG5KCwKGEE
spuds31
Comment for later. Thank you.
danicia1ene
Thank you kind individual.