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Cape Town, South Africa, the starting line for my African Adventure.
Watching Zambia win the Africa Cup in a local bar in Malawi.
Waterfalls and forests of northern Malawi.
Lions in Mikumi National Park, Tanzania.
Tribal people of northern Tanzania.
The Serengeti, took a 5 day safari.
The rare black rhino, Ngorongoro Crater.
Hanging with the headman on the slopes of Kilimanjaro.
White people be crazy. Back in South Africa for AfrikaBurn (South African Burning Man)
The big burn.
Beautiful beaches of Port St Johns, South Africa.
Swimming with dolphins, sharks and whales.
Modern Africa, the new central business district of Gaborone, Botswana.
Not so modern Botswana.
Me and the heavy metal cowboys.
Cycling 1,500km across Botswana on a one-speed bike.
Camping in the Kalahari.
Ancient rock art in the Tsodilo Hills.
A mokoro trip in the Okavango Delta.
A walking safari in the Okavango.
Spent two months with Stefan in his 74 VW, here we got VERY stuck and broke down.
Trying a different way into Chobe.
Aggressive elephants.
One of the best campsites I've ever had.
Curious kids at the orphange where I spent over a month, Choma, Zambia.
I also rode 900km through Zambia on my one-speed, here I'm reaching Lake Tanganyika in the north.
Slaughtering a goat for a Christmas celebration in the village.
Yep, this is rural Africa for sure.
A remote and unknown waterfall in Southern Tanzania.
I tried to paddle Lake Tanganyika, the worlds longest lake, in a traditional wooden boat alone. It went poorly.
Excited locals along the lake as they pull up fish and stare at the white guy.
Showing off.
Sometimes it's hard to believe this is modern times.
An old church near Kipili, Tanzania.
Two days on the MV Liemba, a 100 year old ex-German warship.
I spent a week with a Korean guy who teaches physics and Taekwondo in Tanzania.
Giving a presentation to his students.
Sitting on a croc in Burundi.
The most common soccer ball in Africa, kids here know how to improvise!
Dancing with the African mamas in a Rwandn church.
Sunset on the Rwanda/Congo border.
The green hills of Rwanda.
Market day.
Playing doctor in a rural health clinic. (I'm not a doctor)
Looking towards the active Nyiragongo Volcano in Goma, Congo.
The beautiful Lake Bunyonyi, southern Uganda.
Busy streets in Kampala.
Kids in the orphanage, Jinja, Uganda.
Moroto, Uganda, a very interesting and undeveloped place.
Hangin' with US soidlers.
A swimming hole in the mountains of Uganda.
Africa is full of huge insects...
The bus getting stuck in Ethiopia.
Ancient monasteries of Lake Tana, Ethiopia.
Stone churches of Lalibela.
Fruit stands in Addis Ababa.
Sitting with a troop of Gelada baboons in the Simien Mountains.
Looks like something out of Dr Seuss.
Making it to Cairo, Egypt and the pyramids.
Abu Simbel temples, by Ramesses II.
Sailing on the Nile.
And finally to the Citadel of Qaitbay in Alexandria, on the other end of the continent. I made it!
An ugly map of my route. (I had to fly over Sudan due to not getting a visa)
k12573n
This is what I have wanted to do with my life as long as I can remember, thank you for sharing. Maybe one day I'll have the courage!
boomapples
There's a lot of beauty in that part of the world. Especially the cultures
NotWithABangButAWhimper
TIL that no only do heavy metal cowboys exist, but that they are also African.
piedownjoe
GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAAAAY FROM YOOOOOOOUUU
lucidcute
Wow! Black Rhinos! Those aren't just rare, they were recently declared extinct!
toastytheburninator
Am I the only one wonder how much money you'd need to do this successfully?
Lollipopzzz
is this facebook?
tickatog
So, uhh.. you single?
yesmynameiscatlikeacat
Ridiculously good-looking adventurer
BrazilianThunderPanda
I will always +1 African Heavy Metal Cowboys!
ImMostlyHereForTheDogsAndCats
I want to send those kids some soccer balls. Have you kept in touch with any of them?
Deadnotsleeping2
Haha you crazy OP, you crazy.
TwoStepsFromHell
That's African cool album.
bearbutts
..People like you are the true gems of Imgur.
DeathBySnooSnoo
+1 had to read it twice.
DangerZoneh
If you lived in Africa... why are you white?
cthedon
As a white African, lol. I was actually asked this while traveling in Europe.
VulcanTrekkie45
Oh my God, DangerZoneh, you can't just ask someone why they're white.
Quessan
great pictures of an epic voyage
Shitlips3000
♪ Awimawy, Awimawy, Awimaway.. ♫
TheEverlastingWank
That plant in the serengeti is freaking terrifying.
darthlordvadermort
I went to South Africa a couple weeks ago and we went on safaris... yeah those thorns are everywhere. One hit my friends boot while we (1)
darthlordvadermort
were driving in a safari jeep type thing, and it actually pierced the thick rubber and got stuck in the bottom of his heavy-duty boot. (2)
TheDickofDestiny
Amazing. I have no words but Amazing.
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
You should do an English course. you'll learn a few more
TheDickofDestiny
-_- you got the point...
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
;) I drink too much
TheDickofDestiny
Hwy me too, Cheers!
Olluranthel
Beautiful, man. Hope you enjoyed Malawi. Used to live there in the early/mid 2000s. Most awesome 4 years of my life for sure.
usingthisforatest
Mule bwanje!
Olluranthel
Ndili bwino, kaya inu?
usingthisforatest
Tiri bwino, ziko!
eskimoafrican
Big up to South Africa! I miss you! Canada is meh
SittingInARomanAqueduct
Alright, let's swap places ;-)
kelltrill
lol, seconded. I'll trade, though I do love SA :)
TattooedGent
Just... wow
JustASmallTownBoy
I would love to do something like this, but it seems like it would be very costly. Does anyone know what a trip like this would cost aprox?
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Like everyone said, minus the flight, you'll can do it for not too much. This guy also seems like he did some work, and I assume he got food
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JustASmallTownBoy
That seems really inexpensive o.O
phenompbg
The time he spent in South Africa would have been a bit more expensive, but for the rest, dirt cheap.
everyusernameisalreadyinuse
I was wondering the same thing! I would love to do this!
slangdog
Wife and I travelled for 1 year across India, Nepal and Southeast Asia. We spent just under £12,000 all in. I'm sure he spent very little!
kungfuman
I'm on the last week of a five week trip through southeast Asia, and I'll have spent about 2000 dollars. Flight not included.
JustASmallTownBoy
This is kind of the price range I expected. Do you sleep in hotels, or camp out? Are you with a larger group?
kungfuman
I was with someone else for part of it, but we stayed in hostels. Africa would he cheaper.
MarshallEriksen
Most everything in Africa is very very cheap. I got bottles of coke for like 5 cents. Have to give back the bottle though :)
diddlcooter
I traveled across Europe, Mediterranean, and Africa for 2 1/2 year I spent in total maybe $5k, but I has skills for trade which helps a lot.
UncleStansVintagePhotography
Good on you! Obviously not English tutoring though...
diddlcooter
When I have only 140 characters I skip a lot of proper English. dis da intertubes dont ne1 care
norb
How does one afford to take a trip like this?
iDownvoteDumpsWithCaptions
Ironically, unemployment probably. In terms of money, people I know who've done this had worked odd jobs along their journey. And parents $
cancerthemoonchild
THIS ... makes me proud to be South African again
Momof2needsabreak
Im completely jealous. Looks like an amazing trip.
SubzeroAK
National Geographic lied! I see no tribal boobies... Great pics nonetheless!
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
ahfeckit
Due to various nations colonising African nations over the last couple of hundred years a lot of African people are white.
dominomom
I'm really kinda hoping that you're joking... I was born and raised in Africa (RSA) and i'm a paler white than most brits
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
rancour87
You wouldn't believe how often I get asked that... Especially by North Americans..
RatkinsonSA
I'm a ginger African... does that help? :)
ImSeriously
Britain took over South Africa a long time ago. Charlize Theron is from there.
sowetoninja
There were other white people there long before the Brits, know today as the Afrikaners, she's one of them.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
>.>
Sewblick66
http://mlkshk.com/r/2KNX
RuthlessInTheFaceOfBeauty
...but how many times did you get diarrhea?
BearandBull0
Traveler Level: Master.
publicenemynumber2
As a South African, THERE ARE NO LIONS IN THE STREETS OR VICIOUS MACHETE MILITIAS. Shame on you, global media.
madisson615
I would love to do this, but I'm a girl....not safe enough for me :(
thatkoreanguy
it's not safe to go alone, take this! *link sword*
Sewblick66
way to set your gender back a couple years
metaleaf
No dude. Being raped while traveling alone is a legitimate fear. The people who set their gender back a couple years are the rapists.
martvedt
I'd travel with you :) But i have no money :/ And i rly dont know you at all x)
nightmaremoonmoon
go with a friend?
ponzu
I want to go into woman's health in third world countries and my parents won't let me visit anywhere that I'd be working
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Met a girl once who'd done just this alone by trail bike but up the west side.
Webel
doing this next year, or the year after, depends when I find the perfect bike :)
elfhelm
Stupid excuses ... I say 90 % of the people would not even do it if they were male.
TheUnbearableLightnessOfPooping
oh bullshit. I'm a girl and I travelled to Egypt and through eastern europe by myself and was fine
engraced
Ditto. I'm headed to Istanbul and tickets to various places in Africa are dirt-cheap. Just wish I could go safely.
Webel
...?! Are you kidding me? I took a one way flight to India and traveled for 10 months straight, no plan. I had motorbikes, was arrested,
Webel
did really stupid shit. And you know what, I'm still here and I'm all the wiser. Girls need to just realise that we can do whatever we want.
eiramenna321
You just stole my comment, there's nothing i rather do than travel like this, but I'm way to scared about getting shot or something
PhantomK88
boohoo buy a gun
shartsicle
Get a group together and do it. I'm a 6', 210-lb. guy and I'd totally be in!
tacophone
I travel by myself all the time, including Africa and Asia.. if anything I've been mostly surprised by how friendly and helpful people are!
Sillykittyy
I think it depends where you go. Places in Europe would be perfectly safe i'm sure. But places like the middle east and Africa wouldn't.
DylanAndra
Dude, its not even safe for a man to do this in most of Africa. This guy did his research, knew where to stay away from.
BoinkBoinkBawkBawk
I know it can't compare to the risks in other parts of the world but I went to Ireland by myself and had an amazing time. And safe :)
MyKneeCracksWhenIWalk
Go to Asia instead. I'm a guy and just came back from a solo trip like that in Asia but i met alot of girls that did it aswell(1/2)
MyKneeCracksWhenIWalk
I'm even pritty sure there are more girls that travel alone than guys, atleast in Asia. All the girls i asked never had any problems there.
BassoonerTheBetter
As a girl, that was my first thought reading this, too.
MsGingerGrins
This... This is the only reason I cannot be as spontaneous as I would like.
iwillnevermakethefrontpage
I thought the exact same thing
ClosetImgurianthatfinallygaveinandregistered
http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/anti-rape-condom-300a041206.jpg
kattpappan
A trip like this really isnt safe for anyone when you do it alone.
firebug24
Also, let's carry weapons with us and avoid the more rape-y places. It will be a good adventure!
senefen
I did Europe solo, and I'd do Australia where I'm from, but yeah, this I would not feel safe. Which is a pity.
TheWalrusMan
You shouldn't have to be scared! this fucking world is so messed up these days D:
Washdaytomorrow
Always has been. It's just more widely known now.
farorevalor
Get a knife, a paper clip, and a piece of string, and MacGyver/Bear Grylls the shit out of any scary thing that came your way!
firebug24
To all the ladies replying to this saying that they wish they could do this... LET'S! If we travel in a small group we will be safer. (1/2)
georgy
Same here. I would love to travel somewhere safer though like NZ. I finally have the means to do this. Hit me up if anyone is interested.
kirby174
As a gal who's safely traveled solo in many "unsafe" places, it saddens me to so many limiting themselves with the "but I'm a girl" excuse.
kirby174
*to SEE so many... and yeah there are places to be avoided, but with the right planning there are SO many opportunities out there!
Hellopotato
(I was born in South Africa and lived there for most of my life) Cape Town may have a high crime rate and it is beautiful but there are 1/?
Hellopotato
Many other places that are beautiful like in the mountains in the Drakensburg or in Monks Cowl, or the other beaches in S.A. You can 2/3
Hellopotato
Go if you like. Not all places are dangerous.
bananabiscuit
my exact thoughts on this
uhmusername
Also being a female it makes me SO angry that we know this would not be safe for us
TheBestUsernameInTheHistoryOfTheInternet
it's not safe for anyone, men risk death, women risk rape and death
TemplarGrandMaster
Need a travel companion?
Granolaclusters
I like the message of your username and I like your humor. Where do you want to go?
TandyHard
yup. had the same thoughts. sometimes it sucks being a girl.
theflyingnun
I've traveled alone quite a bit BUT I find the largest threat of rape to be in my home town in and around the college campus. True fact.
lanadellove
Ugh I feel the exact same way, need to find a fellow traveler
JKVT
This is ridiculous, don't make yourself a victim...I'm a girl, I LOVE traveling abroad alone! You just have to plan well and be aware.
YoureThinkingAboutFoolyCoolyingRightNowArentYou
Lol guise, rapey places not so bad, u just got to not gets raped lol
newrae
Actually for example Tanzania is pretty safe place for even a girl to travel alone. You just need some guts and precaution.
reijigin
I know of some groups of women who have made similar treks safely, seems possible. I'm not sure how you would research how to do that though
tipples
Girrrrl I did my study abroad in Western Africa! (Ghana/Burkina Faso). Hie thee to an exchange program and see the world!
madisson615
I've been to South Africa and Swaziland, but i was with a volunteer group. That is fine, but solo backpacking is never going to happen.
ParallelThistle
I know the feeling..
TheGum25
I would think this is not very safe for a guy either, lions and such aside.
yellowdove
Same here. Spent a little over a month in Egypt by myself (I'm a girl) and that was hard enough; especially in southern Egypt.
UndercoverDumbledore
Same :( I would love to just pack it in for few months and go on my own adventure!
spirrisilver
Especially being a bit of an introvert, I always dreamed of traveling on my own. But as I got older I realized it's just not a safe decision
facescomeoutintherainwhenyouarestraaannggee
I know how you feel. I am about to go to India alone (I'm a girl), and I am very nervous.
Webel
Good for you! bought a one way ticket to delhi when I was 19, best thing I've ever done :) just read up on the culture first!
ARTICIA
Don't worry dude, I did North India for 2 months, and I'm a 25 yr old British female. Got a bit of attention in the more remote areas
ARTICIA
but as long as you dress modestly, be respectful and have some common sense, you'll be just fine :) have fun!
pazafrikana
'But I'm a girl' response could keep you from doin a lot if you let it. Fuck that attitude! I lived in Africa for 2 years as a single woman.
HavocXphere
Not the same. Backpacking is inherently more dangerous than living. I've lived in A. all my life & male and still wouldn't.
kirby174
Just a wild guess, but...Peace Corps, by any chance?
YoureThinkingAboutFoolyCoolyingRightNowArentYou
or LDS/Baptist mission? Something pretty insular
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
I have a friend in Cape Town. He says it's the most beautiful place in the world, but that the crime rate is incredibly high; rape being...
RatkinsonSA
Seriously... do your research!
pineapplecentral
OK. Did some research. Africa is indeed unsafe for wimmenfolk.
RatkinsonSA
Um, as someone that's lived in Africa for 27 years, that's not correct. Where did you source your info?
pineapplecentral
Varies by country.
kelltrill
I've lived in CT most of my life & you're kinda raised to know where to go & what not to do. It's unconscious safety now.
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
the biggest issue. It seems like a gorgeous place, but yeah, as a girl, I feel your worries on that.
SittingInARomanAqueduct
I'm a girl living in SA. Cape Town is one of the safer places, you just need to be cautious =)
KatinkaJoburg
I'm also a girl living in SA.. so far I've survived 34 years! ;)
SittingInARomanAqueduct
Do I get 3 guesses as to where you're from? ;) Always nice to meet a fellow Saffa while Imguring, especially a fellow Joburger!
calmchowder
ladies ladies ladies..... there are LOT of safe places for a woman to travel solo. I've done 4 continents alone. (1/2)
madisson615
I have traveled most of the world. I'm a pilot, so it's my job. I didn't say the world was dangerous, I said solo backpacking in Africa is.
calmchowder
hence the thrice plural of "ladies". I was more addressing all the women responding to your comment saying they wouldn't travel.
calmchowder
you have to be smart & there are certainly places you shouldn't go (many in Africa/SA), but don't let it keep you from seeing the world(2/2)
Carochat
I think you need a strong personality to be able to react well when you travel alone. Not everyone can do that.
calmchowder
you're totally right. but I've also seen people come out of their shell when traveling, expanding their comfort zone as they go.
Carochat
I know I don't have good reflexes alone. I've almost been drag into an empty bus in Senegal, but my friend punched the guy. I just froze.
Carochat
I've also been followed by some guys in a car in Niagara Falls and I just didn't know what to do... you kinda need to have good instincts...
Glumerlink
It's so scary to travel in Africa and Asia anymore x.x The rape culture that has been created is just ridiculous.
kvotheaintgotnothinonme
'has been created' please explain..
Glumerlink
many*
Glumerlink
Well, as you may or may not be aware, in my countries over there if you come out saying you were raped you are generally punished
kvotheaintgotnothinonme
nice broad generalisation.. all white people 'over there' are minority hating, racist, slavers as well.. 'you may or may not be aware..'
Glumerlink
Someone got really defensive quickly. If you want i can provide plenty of evidence to support my statement.
rayvn
this is literally the only reason i can't do this, too. i have the next year off work, i have the savings, i have nothing keeping (1/2)
LetsDoTheTimeWarpAgain
Try volunteering abroad in something that interests you! I'm about to go to Namibia to work with cheetahs (23y F) but since it's with (1/2)
LetsDoTheTimeWarpAgain
an organization I feel safer. There's usually travel opportunities while you're there that you can take with other volunteers. (2/2)
shartsicle
Let's seriously get a big Imgur group together and do something like this!
IamMorganFreeman
I would be your body-guard. Asexual male who has been in many fights/knows how to handle himself and protect others. :)
Sewblick66
asexuals can protect nothing
wuppie
what is this, a craigslist job resume.
IamMorganFreeman
Nope. Just demonstrating that if someone has the funds, anything is possible.
Granolaclusters
So.... Do you want to travel around the world with me or what's up?
IamMorganFreeman
I'd love to. I'm literally doing nothing after August, and really am in need of a life-changing experience, at this point.
Granolaclusters
Message me and lets talk
rayvn
(2/2) me here, and I love to travel alone. But I also have a vagina, so I'm pretty much stuck to the pre-approved, bland, touristy places
AshtheViking
Tell that to this wonderful lady http://www.adventurouskate.com/ Don't let fear stop you from traveling. Research + common sense = safety
AshtheViking
she's since gotten engaged to a man she met while traveling but her early stuff is all about female solo travel
iaccidentallybuiltafirewhileiwassleepwalking
I backpacked alone from Peru to Hawaii when I was 19 for a year. I found that being a woman helped me, actually. People were treating me 1/2
iaccidentallybuiltafirewhileiwassleepwalking
like their sister or daughter. Stay safe at night and trust your gut w/ situations. And yeah, some countries I'd definitely avoid...
MissBossyPants
I'm just curious how you backpack to Hawaii.
k12573n
I literally just said this aloud to my friend! It has been my lifelong dream to travel the world just like this but I don't want to be raped
ConcreteLake
Such a fearful stereo type, spoken like someone whose never even tried. But, some people don't fly in planes for fear of dying. C'est la vie
k12573n
Well, statistically, I am just being realistic. Sexual assault and abduction happens to women all over the world.. a lot.
ConcreteLake
Statistically, show me statistics that prove your being realistic. Sounds like a fear of flying to me.
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k12573n
-wide have been sexually assaulted or raped in their lifetime.
k12573n
..settled areas with police and telecommunications is totally different than backpacking thru rural Africa.It's hard to give stats on..cont.
k12573n
My point is that women are more vulnerable to sexual assault than men;physically we are easier targets and most rapists are straight men..
k12573n
..is silly is just ignorant. I don't know your gender but I would venture to guess you are male only because you think the fear is..
k12573n
In resp. to my "fear of flying", I am planning a solo trip to Europe in '14; however, Europe is not Africa. Traveling by train through..cont
k12573n
While I couldn't find stats on sexual assault abroad (there are no formal studies on this, shockingly), it is observed that 1/3 women world-
k12573n
irrational when most women experience that fear even in their own neighborhood, let alone when traveling in a foreign country.
k12573n
To say that for a woman to be weary of traveling abroad alone without social support from family/friends, in a foreign country w/diff. laws
k12573n
..#s of people abducted abroad but as far as rape goes, chances of sex. assault increase ~4x for women who study abroad (links to follow).
k12573n
http://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/sexual-assault-women-study-abroad-1211122
Granolaclusters
I don't know why you were downvoted. It seriously isn't safe for a woman to do travel alone. That's the only reason I haven't done this.
ConcreteLake
Met a lot of female solo travelers all over, europe, africa, asia & latin america. Even the middle east. . Its how you perceive risk etc.
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tipples
you can do pretty much anything you want as long as you have a network.
Widget88
I think they're talking about assault/rape concerns. No amount of visas or passports will protect you from that.
kirby174
Rape protection overseas isn't so different from traveling at home. Know where you are, go with friends, stay in after dark, etc.
omeletteyoufinish
Definitely some places are better than others; I was in Europe and felt relatively safe most of the time. Cape Town? nooooo sir
reijigin
Well, depends on where you're going.
Granolaclusters
Let me lay down the situation for you all. I am white, tiny, female, and although I am 23 my face looks about 16. I don't travel alone.
salriella
I've hosted several Asian women who have travelled alone, but they haven't been in Africa either. Europe is safer.
diddlcooter
I traveled alone for about 2 1/2 years; danger is real but it is managable and avoidable. You must be situationally and culturally aware.
diddlcooter
Also, I'm female, best time of my life I have ever had.
ForssFagerstrom
Same here. I think I actually prefer traveling on my own. I had a blast.
diddlcooter
I preferred traveling on my own, "Wonder where this will take me?". I meet wonderful people in places I know others would have balked to go.
RatkinsonSA
Utter BS! That's just your lame excuse! I know 100's of woman who travel Africa alone from everywhere!
CommandOrConquer
It all depends on the section of Africa you go to, east? NO! most sections of the west? NO! south? some parts. North? mostly NOPE!
calmchowder
that's a sad attitude for you to have. there are *lots* of places a woman can safely travel alone. Africa maybe not so much though.
Granolaclusters
I've been to Germany. I'd go to a lot of places in Europe, but Africa? No, no, no. Not today.
Granolaclusters
The point isn't that there are many safe places to go. The point is that it pisses me off that I can't just go wherever the hell I want!
katniqp
They're specifically SAYING they can't travel to Africa because of this...
calmchowder
it says "It seriously isn't safe for a woman to do travel alone." I took that as travel in general. it looks like most commenters did, too.
katniqp
Yeah, but you're ignoring the context.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
If you find a dude (or several) that is/are intimidating enough to go with you, you'll probably be fine. Most of the time.
zothommog
"Most of the time" might just not be good enough when the other times might include rape and/or being murdered...
Washdaytomorrow
You'd be alright though. I mean, who would mess with Seven of Nine?
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
+1 for recognizing my name. I'm shocked at how many people here don't get it.
Chionati
okay.. so. Where can I find these "dudes" you're talking about?
ishaw94
Here on Imgur!
LyricChae
HMU in about two years.
Chionati
urban dictionary is telling me, HMU means: Hold my Unicorn. okay..
LyricChae
"Hit me up", as in, contact me.
sam1tahsin
Chionati
I think he is booked out :( but thanks xD
ajizzle
I would like to volunteer, I specialize in weapons and demolition, we still need a nerd, and wild card
DMGuy
Can I be the Jack of All Trades, because I'm a bit nerd, a bit wildcard, and a bit beat-people-up?
theDogWhisper
Ill be your nerdy wildcard
Chionati
would we need a weapon specialist?? but ok, you're in!
ajizzle
every team needs a weapons specialist