Actually, I'm not even mad
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*burns officer's hands
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Walking into a truck stop restroom
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Knees are weak arms are jelly
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2187
For my cake day I present the most important thing that happened on this date in 1969 the lift off of Apollo 11
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453
Kings going to the next round, salute to Teemu, mad respect
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The safe has been opened but we are still waiting on these OPs to deliver
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39
Cecil was my best friend
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XP strong
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38
Spanish fans right now
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1666
Poor Guppies
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64
When I am trying to sleep and my roommate comes in leaves the door open then starts blasting youtube videos
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485
Black science man can suck it
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Happens almost ever single time
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What happens when you make a tunnel to small for a resilient pink train
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Me at the end of the most recent GOT episode
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MRW I get a 76 on a test I got every answer right to
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358
Introducing the female lead for Star Wars VII Daisy Ridley
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427
How getting your car washed by a bunch of cheerleaders appears to your dog
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324
Happy Easter kids
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Me when I open up the Christmas present I got for myself tomorrow
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3347
When the professor makes a dick joke inadvertently
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1088
When ever I see the star above someone's comment
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893
Whenever I go to my grandparent's house and these little bastards are everywhere
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66
I overheard some kid make this mistake today
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24
Just realized how perfectly this fits the lightning's most recent post season
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92
Is this real life?
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68
My conscience aint heavy but my Uzi is
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128
Bears are putting trash men out of jobs, one dumpster at a time
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863
The scene I envision playing outside my window last night
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9
54
Technology is incredible
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It's happening again
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129
One of the best albums I have heard in a while
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97
I was reading an interview with the singer Lorde when
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60
That's my fetish
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Dun, Dun Dun
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Hitman cat takes no pleasure in his job
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When someone asks me if I want pudding
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648
My mother would be proud
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40
Me (a Floridan) outside the airport in North Carolina
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Award winning hamburgers
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51
My submission for redhead Monday
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Is anyone really surprised with Colorado?
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They also tried to sell me the paper back version, I was having none of it
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They would have a blast
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40
I am a busy person
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Why does anyone else even try against the Dutch
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My brother in his natural element
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Kids are so cute
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Nero the first of the neck beards, known for hating Christians and his mother
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They should just get rid of them
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Micheal Cera right now
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99
When the smell of fresh banana bread wafts into my room
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