MRW as a doctor when I am walking around wasted and I see one of my patients on the street asking me the reminder for his next 5 clock appointment
MRW I come home drunk and know that there is some leftover Thai food sitting in the fridge
how modern feminism really works
/b/
Gordon Ramsay heading back to Amy's Baking Company
Pioneer Square, Seattle, current vs 1959
MRW going through my comments sorted by best
On that note, I blend with the other retards on the street quite well.
Spotted on the streets of Bombay
Walk into a club like wadup
My first attempt at making Shrimp Etouffee.
I haven't met you yet but I am sure you take the chilli up that big bowl
Practicing my French on Christmas Day and Duolingo finds out something wrong
The famous Pig Dog.
MRW seeing all those stairceptions
Compared to boobs ("sticking out"), testicles are wayyy more vunerable to physical damage and discomfort
Kurt's feelings got pretty hurt till this day
"That One?", "Yes, that one!"
MRW trying not to pass out at a party
She hulk working her magic
Walk into a female platoon like wadup I got a Big Jong
Putin gazes outside In Krasnoyarsk, Russia as his peasants push his plane.
Recruiters! Prepare your schedules
Drag it around
MRW I heard a guy on the bus say "And when I was done washing blood off my hands, I went to bang his hot granny"
RIP my job I guess
MRW I Google myself and see a random social network profile I made when I was 15
I tried so hard to unpackage this flash drive that I ended up cleaning up the front cover entirely
TIL Julian Assange was on OkCupid till 2006
MRW I finally see it on a "When you see it" post
President Obama giving Meryl Streep the Medal of Freedom
young Julian Assange
having your mates thrown in for treason were the best of times!
MRW I am stare at her ass when she walks by but then I notice her bf across the room giving me the look
My job doesn't teach me shit. Its only a means to pay my bills and accumulate savings.
MRW I walk into a ladies clothing section and spot couple of cheerleaders shopping for shorts
I was gonna appear for a job interview today from home. Instead I got called in only to know that I was getting laid off.
MRW my buddy shows up blazed for a class
Told my friend I spend most of my time on the Internet. He sent me this
A goblin shark that was found strangling in a fishing net near Key West
When me and my colleagues bitch about work and didn't notice our boss sitting in the other cubicle
An Idle mind is a Devil's workshop
/b/ wants to rename 4Chan
Having it in on the first date
smile, it's contagious
For every like on this image, you'll help a kid get a Sunday within 7 days
Dont be surprised. This is Gordon Ramsay's daughter
MRW someone tries to convince me to participate in selling verve/vemma
As someone who has never watched GoT, browsing Imgur this morning
Putin's a real gentleman
McJailed
About to be laid off, lease is up, have nowhere to go, MRW I see people on fb posting pics titled "bahamas,summer, beach,drinks"
The most intense Ice Bucket Challenge yet.
Found this fluffy feline lying at my doorstep like this. She belonged to the neighbors though as she left moments later :(