HIMYMIsthebestShowEver
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Apr 12, 2017 11:37 AM
HIMYMIsthebestShowEver
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From redditor u/mayorpaco
cogs
This might have had a chance to be funny if you bothered to use the actual United logo or font.
trappedinspaghettifactory
ConfirmologistUK
https://media2.giphy.com/media/7LO7q5KcXawaQ/giphy.gif
TheC0mpleteP0ems
their new marketing team is really pulling in customers
FrenchVanillaGuerrilla
New slogan* same logo
stillNotaDude
regretthisalready
I don't think I'll ever get tired of United memes.
cpbowser
Here's the United training film on how to deal with unruly passengers...
BreenW
Or those that ask for a coke as they feel a bit faint.
Twichy
theinconspicuouspilgrim
When they choose you
INDIG0M0NKEY
Ok ok I'll laugh at one more United meme. I have to draw the line somewhere.
mburicao
Get ou t of my plane!!
donkeymoney
I heard Sammy Jacks saying that.
stillNotaDude
The first rule of flight club is you do not talk about flight club.
Gorillionare
JoshuaMadoc
"This is your Captain Duke Nukem speaking, uhhhhhhhhhhh, Hail to the King, baby."
TheBlueMuppet
Okay, anyone have that Indiana Jones gif where he fights in the Zeppelin, throws the guy out, then says "He volunteered."? I can't find it!
kissmycamry
The word you're looking for is Slogan
ThePerfectGif
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
UNITED AIRLINES: seats not guaranteed.
FreedomTownUSA
RagnarLothcock
Metallicat70
Bundy always makes me laugh. ty
toolazttothinkofaname
My role model I like to think he'd be proud.
canadianBtsTrash
DarkAceIV
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
BeerIsVegan
That is correct!
donkeymoney
Lol you're the guy from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Katheebs
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
*vigorously punching you* You are correct!
legalisegaymarijuana
Not all beer is vegan
BeerIsVegan
Fish things?
legalisegaymarijuana
fish bladder gelatine, yes
sv3nsson
Leaked photo of their new chief of security: https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11118/111186079/4733010-8380799852-dukex.jpg
tomyironmane
Only cos Roddie was too deceased for the headhunters to get a response.
0rel
The fact that the logo and title are slightly tilted bothers me way more than i care to admit.
StarmanUltra
Would you say that you're slightly tilted?
HIMYMIsthebestShowEver
God damn it now I cant unsee it!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Can't unsee
dreadted
The fact that the logo is wrong bothers me even more. Fact checking is declining faster than United.com on the stock market.
meztek
That represents their readiness to drag people down the aisle of the plane, just as easily as they can tilt their logo.
sunyudai
The greatest revenge that I ever pulled... was teaching my ex to spot bad kerning.
ErinFromTheOffice
I got you, fam
0rel
You're the man !
Copperbrat
I prefer the "United. We overbooked seating, prepare for a beating."
TrinityLimited
http://imgur.com/IVyCot8
peridotstar
haha, I found this earlier
Emaref
Good one! +1
Asmor
You're incorrect, this one is superior. Please update your preferences accordingly.
Copperbrat
It should say "We came her to sell tickets" (not seats), because they run out of seats but continue selling tickets. But then it's not 1/
Copperbrat
funny. And well, I guess it's not really funny either way. Especially if you are the one who gets a beating. 2/2
NeededALessSoporificUsername
hereforthegoodies
misspeak and suddenly your this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vv5CsP1pAg
IDontKnowHowToHuman
However, an American did violently remove an employee from a commercial ~"airline" in Nazi territory.
Nigbac
Don't make light of the use of illegal chemical weapons. Indescriniate. Basically instopable. More of a threat than nukes and easier to get.
tomyironmane
you're thinking of bioweapons. Chem weapons are basically a bitch to employ well.
Nigbac
I am fully aware of the distinction and am not mistaken. I hold to my aforementioned opinion.
OmiMichelle
Hahahahaha
AlkeneThiol
All he needs is a Pepsi can and the first half of April is sumemearized
BendydickWaffleSmack
Well... he's not wrong...
HighSlayerRalton
Are you certain no paying customer was ever forced out of a Nazi plane against their will?
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Pretty sure Dr Jones threw one out of a zeppelin, does that count?
NeededALessSoporificUsername
I believe that it was just a terrorism act on Dr. Jones part. Hitler did not condone that act of violence
kjob6
"No ticket."
ILovePolarBears