Asmor

27207 pts ยท June 17, 2012


My wife got me a kitten for our anniversary

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 667

Trump told a rally crowd in swing-state Pennsylvania that he was only there because of how badly his campaign is going

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Comments 12
Views 771

Lego 1989 Batmobile

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 636

Florida Man, Florida Man, doing the things a Florida can

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Comments 4
Views 1241

wot in bob vance, vance refrigeration

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Comments 4
Views 279

I'm too young to feel this old

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Comments 12
Views 2124

LPT: Tear straight across the side instead of pulling apart the top seam

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Comments 1
Views 115

Well.

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Comments 0
Views 288

Rest a moment and let Giant Turkey Jesus watch over you

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Comments 3
Views 828

Gentlemen.

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Comments 3
Views 168

One of my favorite moments with two of my favorite characters

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Comments 3
Views 736

live fast, die hard, leave a bloated corpse

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Comments 2
Views 450

Snow-covered Lego animals at the Stone Zoo

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Comments 4
Views 572

Baby got back

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Comments 0
Views 206

I'm 34 years old and I'm pretty sure naming your character "Bitch" will never cease to be amusing

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Comments 2
Views 395

Pip pip

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Comments 7
Views 973

In the Johnny Karate episode of Parks and Rec, there's a kid in the audience dressed as Bert Macklin

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Comments 4
Views 751

Worf's bedside manner could use some work

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Comments 16
Views 1034

New Ron Perlman movie looks sick

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Comments 2
Views 190

So two androids walk into a temple...

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Comments 13
Views 1612

This was my 10th favorite. You're welcome.

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Comments 1
Views 243

When I forget the words at karaoke

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Comments 3
Views 221

MRW one of my campers gets his dick stuck in an oboe

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Comments 1
Views 185

Transformer Gals

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Comments 15
Views 1090

5-minute no-planning $0 dice tower

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Comments 2
Views 127

"Spellcheck allowed it"

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Comments 0
Views 175

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Comments 0
Views 192

I can no longer take carnotaurus seriously

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Comments 21
Views 1652

mood

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Comments 1
Views 1233

When you see it... (hint: focus on the muzzle)

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 193

This website takes a sentence or two as a seed and generates a story via neural net

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Comments 0
Views 220

I had a green Christmas!

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Comments 6
Views 569

I was amused by this notification

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Comments 5
Views 468

Call your mom

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Comments 4
Views 173

Every mushroom cloud has its silver lining...

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Comments 4
Views 1127

This Valentine's Day, let Kilowog teach you the universal language

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Comments 1
Views 2226

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Comments 7
Views 690

Man's best friend?

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Comments 5
Views 1274

Part of the terms I had to agree to to get paperless statements from my bank...

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Comments 2
Views 487

Has science gone too far?

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Comments 289
Views 174925

Well... Fuck

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Comments 3
Views 412

The secret to a happy marriage?

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Comments 2
Views 242

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Comments 6
Views 231

Thanks, Google.

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 159

Sure it was, Bruce.

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Comments 4
Views 4853

// self-explanatory

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Comments 5
Views 2257

Sadly spot-on

Points -3
Comments 0
Views 309

Am I the only one?

Points 0
Comments 11
Views 207

Talk about a bar room brawl...

Points 1179
Comments 81
Views 95356

This is LITERALLY the best TV show ever

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Comments 0
Views 355

Via /r/IASIP on reddit

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Comments 0
Views 649

Well... there it is.

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 249

Today's my cakeday, so here are a handful of favorites from a long-ass fucking time ago

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Comments 5
Views 434
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