My wife got me a kitten for our anniversary
Trump told a rally crowd in swing-state Pennsylvania that he was only there because of how badly his campaign is going
Lego 1989 Batmobile
Florida Man, Florida Man, doing the things a Florida can
wot in bob vance, vance refrigeration
I'm too young to feel this old
LPT: Tear straight across the side instead of pulling apart the top seam
Well.
Rest a moment and let Giant Turkey Jesus watch over you
Gentlemen.
One of my favorite moments with two of my favorite characters
live fast, die hard, leave a bloated corpse
Snow-covered Lego animals at the Stone Zoo
Baby got back
I'm 34 years old and I'm pretty sure naming your character "Bitch" will never cease to be amusing
Pip pip
In the Johnny Karate episode of Parks and Rec, there's a kid in the audience dressed as Bert Macklin
Worf's bedside manner could use some work
New Ron Perlman movie looks sick
So two androids walk into a temple...
This was my 10th favorite. You're welcome.
When I forget the words at karaoke
MRW one of my campers gets his dick stuck in an oboe
Transformer Gals
5-minute no-planning $0 dice tower
"Spellcheck allowed it"
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I can no longer take carnotaurus seriously
mood
When you see it... (hint: focus on the muzzle)
This website takes a sentence or two as a seed and generates a story via neural net
I had a green Christmas!
I was amused by this notification
Call your mom
Every mushroom cloud has its silver lining...
This Valentine's Day, let Kilowog teach you the universal language
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Man's best friend?
Part of the terms I had to agree to to get paperless statements from my bank...
Has science gone too far?
Well... Fuck
The secret to a happy marriage?
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Thanks, Google.
Sure it was, Bruce.
// self-explanatory
Sadly spot-on
Am I the only one?
Talk about a bar room brawl...
This is LITERALLY the best TV show ever
Via /r/IASIP on reddit
Well... there it is.
Today's my cakeday, so here are a handful of favorites from a long-ass fucking time ago