Let's make life great again!

Sep 3, 2016 3:38 PM

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Ah, you sweet, sweet simpleton. bless you and your good hearted nonsense!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The green tea fact isn't true. Ive been drinking green tea extensively for the past two years. Just exercise fam. And no sugars. It works.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had a patient with a hammer stuck in his eye once. Somehow I doubt a bowl of face-deep water would have helped.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Put some glue on it and let it dry. When you peel the glue of the hammer will come right out.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure you guys did the math correctly...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much bullshit in one post

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

TIL my whole lifestyle leads to brain damage.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If this is true, I need to start making some changes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Life hack: learn to recognize bullshit. This eliminates most life hacks.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Better yet: showed this to my boss to explain why I kept bringing in my power strips to photocopy them.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

First one is horse shit, there is no such thing as targeted weight loss. You lose weight from wherever your body stores fat in order

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Putting tea into my belly sounds like gaining weight in my belly :|

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

You are technically correct

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last In First Out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do I rub the cashews on my face? Grind them up and snort them?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Suppository

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

glenn beck used cheetos I think.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shoot up ur butt for a 75 percent more feel

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Direct IV would be the best.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If pineapple is 5 times more effective than cough syrup they would use that as cough syrup.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Dont forget the bitters, gotta burn off that cough with alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but they don't, now do they?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Astute of you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:P suck a lemon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No need to be bitter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, between my stinky shoes and my fat belly I'm gonna have to buy a ton of tea bags.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Loose leaf is where it's at, fam.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Targeted weight loss is not a thing -1 fuck off with this misinformation.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How is not having breakfast damaging to your brain and follow up question: is having a bottle of vodka for breakfast positive for your brain

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There is never a wrong time to have Vodka

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you use whitening toothpaste on clothing, it will bleach the fabric's colors and leave white-ish blotches where applied.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But using rubbing alcohol does work. I washed a pen in my work clothes.. ink everywhere. Dabbed rubbing alcohol on it, rewashed it 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was good to go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nowhere on the list of top 10 brain damaging habits is over consumption of alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Same with bashing your head against the wall.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because drinking was overtaken by the far more nefarious 'sleeping with something covering your head' on the list.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

they were drunk when they made this list.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because it's pretty much a given

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The two big things to watch out for are B vitamins and K. Lack of B gives yoiu dementia, No K makes you a bleeder.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

[citation needed]

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna start eating cashews at night instead of brushing my teeth!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

No, you stupid turd, none of your "facts" about health/medicine are even remotely close to the truth. Fuck off with this bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

I read the first one and downvoted, then went to comments to upvote the ones like yours

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an utter load of bollocks...except that photocopy one, I like that one.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like rubber band paint one. I'd probably still fuck up and have it snap, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But beware of asymmetrically placed lugs/holes! Then it will not work right away!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause getting pancake mix INTO the bottle is going to a mess-free experience. Also, the stove is off in that picture.

9 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 5

Agree it's a dumb idea but probably using a funnel would get that batter in there...still messy...and ssssslllllow.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd bet you would have to clean that bottle above and beyond the call if duty for your batter not to taste like ketchup.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you use the just add water mix, you could just scoop powder in then add water and shake

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not to mention how much batter is wasted when it gets stuck to the bottle

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do people even have a hard enough time making pancakes to necessitate even trying to think of a 'hack'? 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Funnel

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Just make the mix in a fucking measuring jug...

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I use a big bowl and then just use a big scoop meh it works for me

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I just use a big bowl and pour it straight from there into the pan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about a funnel?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just use a 1/4 cup dry measuring cup. Gives you the perfect sized pancakes all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what Aunt Jemima says...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't use ain't jemima (we like bisquick) and just found out that it gave the right amount. But cool that they recommend that there too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who upvotes this bullshit?

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

The same dumb asses who upvote money cat.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's what I'm asking

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People who find it equally funny I imagine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This site went full retard. Fucking A.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wow, so much woo and nonsense.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 5

Stop whining and drink your five cups of green tea, fatty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't people ever post real life hacks? Like how to phase through brick walls or dupe bank accounts?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I 100% agree; I want to find a teleport or flying hack as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah #2 is definitely bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard it. Tried it. Still had to use a knife to cut the spot open and then use tweezers to pull it out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you prove that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Can you prove that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

That's the wrong fact about pineapple juice.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

put corn starch in the pineapple juice and use it in place of maple syrup.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit game changer!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does that help remove the splinter that's causing brain damaging headaches?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what's with the bottle of bitters?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

First thing I noticed, I think the picture came from a recipe for a pina colada.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard it made cume taste sweet

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I saw that movie too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that guy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Subtle

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He actually meant to say 'cumin' (the spice), but ended up getting his inbox (and mouth) full.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the REAL life hack here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post has so many things incorrect it gave me cancer

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Next on life hacks: pineapple juice cures cancer! /facepalm

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not trust the wood spoon one. Also mayo does not work for varnished or oiled wood. Use Vaseline and wait an hour or two.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I use maple syrup like in the earlier post suggests.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered what was up with the with the wood spoon thing. I've never had anything without a lid boil over.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It does help break the bubbles that can build up, but that doesn't always prevent a mess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Pasta and stuff always boils over if the electric burner is set too high.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Large amounts of green tea can cause kidney stones. Be warned.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Ulcers too, especially if drunk on an empty stomach

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

contribute to, not really cause.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sugary drinks are a major concern as well... I say with my Arizona tea in front of me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can do ya one better/worse: I've been in the hospital with kidney stones before, still drink soft drinks like water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I just eat a bag of green tea every day instead?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of the leaves? It'll probably make you ill. But it's doable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can i get a source on that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's based on the amount of oxalate in an item. There is a study saying green tea prevents kidney stones, but it's a chinese study.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it actually says that green tea increases kidney stones, but increases small kidney stones, preventing larger kidney stones.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the hiding the money in the chapstick, you'll lose the fucker within 2 seconds

9 years ago | Likes 1579 Dislikes 7

You don't actually lose your Chapstick. People keep stealing it thinking there is money in it.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Anyone who takes advice like this from the internet was already a lost cause. Maybe someone of value will find the money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

well I for one am tired of losing chap-sticks and not caring

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Or throw it out on accident

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this. I always lose mah chapstick!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if you stick it in your vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Butthole is fine too....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll have to call up Indrid Cold to get some help finding it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear: Hidden my chapstick in money

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

My SO used to buy Chapstick once a week because she lost hers all the time. I cleaned out her car once and found like 100 of em under seats.

9 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

I wounder? Why are her lips always so dry?????

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Lived in Alaska near the ocean. Wet, yet dry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH SHIT!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have eczema on my face, I am NEVER without chapstick.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I didn't know you could get it on your face, does it come and go? Pics?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mine always shows up around my eyes when I use certain eye shadows. Mostly flakes, peels and gets crunchy/wrinkly. Very uncomfortable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eczema can come and go or be there all year around, my eczema reacts to the sun :/ so i am stuck with it :P (Not on my face, but on my arms)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

On my eyelids and skin around my mouth, I might have a pic, ill link if I can find one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend has it all over his body. He's like a walking dandruff machine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is mostly on my eyelids and around my eyes. Cheeks get itchy too! Having dry skin makes it easy to have dry lips though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's SO?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

SO= Significant Other, like spouse or girlfriend. There, you’re welcome, 6 years late.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, you downvoted me for an explanation? That’s a bit petty.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah, it’s my brooding, easily offended downvoter. Have a good day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Best case scenario, I end up slicing my lips open with the money.

9 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 0

Two million dollar lips

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or you open it see the money and go to the Grog shop

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Found the Cleveland kid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or your 4-yr old lab finds and eats it, then poops it out the next day at the doge park

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or you find it months later in your couch

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Or you find it in your SO's car

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I see now downside to surprise money

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think it's a smarter idea to use a Bic Pen personally....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a bartender I'm not doing either of these things

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, as a Bartender you could use a Bic lighter. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using your brain while you're sick does not give you brain damage.

9 years ago | Likes 814 Dislikes 5

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 6, 2016 3:39 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

'There is no brain in the head of a rising penis' My grade 10 PE teacher

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sleep deprivation and refined sugar intake def inhibit cognitive functioning. Ya, thinking while sick - not sure about that one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These "facts" won't either, but they'll make you wish they had.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is this post on the FP if literally every comment is about how false it is?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People might be Favorite & Forgetting without looking at comments. The ice pack one seems to be true, at least.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...according to life hacks…

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if all that is true i have got 9/10 ... Wrong

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

According to that study I shouldn't be able to walk

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ur a miracle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I've done everything on that list. I think I might like brain damage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then how do you explain OP?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's quite simple actually, most of this is Internet trash that managed to escape Facebook

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did a quick Google search, nothing from WHO, but I got these: http://www.hoaxorfact.com/Health/10-brain-damaging-habits-facts-analysis.html

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Note that that says straining your brain, not using it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, total brain death is not recommended while concussed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These lists rarely have accurate information when it comes to anything scientific.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I realised to do all but one of those things - message from a dead guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It actually does if you have a concussion, but that's a far cry from "sick." And it's more like reducing total recovery than brain damage.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

I'm a physician and can't find a study verifying this claim anywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Search "cognitive activity" rather than rest. Studies exist, but with differing etiologies and severities, actual recs are fuzzy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here we go: "Effect of Cognitive Activity Level on Duration of Post Concussion Symptoms."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did find one with a null result, but they didn't have much power, and I wasn't clear on treatment fidelity. Still an active question.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pediatrics, 2014 has one. My link responses aren't showing up some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source: wife is a physician. Brain rest when you have a concussion is crucial to healing. I don't get it either.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm screwed if I ever get one....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you have a source on that?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Basically, the evidence is clear enough to say cognitive rest is beneficial, but the science isn't settled. It'll take time to get specific.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't be bothered to find it, but I confirm this. Higher metabolic demands on a stressed brain slow recovery. Try pubmed for source.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hardly think that equates to "don't think" when you have a concussion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, absolutely not. It refers to avoiding higher-energy activities like TV/video games/running in the acute stages.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This CDC page doesn't quite specify it. Will return when I have time. http://www.cdc.gov/traumaticbraininjury/recovery.html

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what about not eating breakfast? sounds wrong too... but i never ate Breakfast for 10 years sooo i might be dumb already...

9 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 2

Humans managed to live in the past in places where they could only eat once a day at best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're really curious, the jury is still out on breakfast. Generally it's recommended, but also seems to be not as critical as thought b4

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Humanity has managed to thrive even without life hacks. Find out how!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sounds like fake news..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I eat breakfast every day, and I'm an idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend has skipped breakfast for 4 years and continually gets top grades.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I skipped breakfast this mornong adn I hadve neverer feel butter!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

his brain damage makes him want to study.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I can't find anything from the WHO about that, and I doubt very much if they said it since there's no evidence. If you don't eat it bc you

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

can't afford it, that's very different from not eating it because you're not hungry. Also, see this link for info debunking it:

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

But breakfast is the cheapest meal of the day!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm talking like poor kids whose parents can only give them dinner, and they get lunch at school but no breakfast.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i've not eaten bc i was not hungry. then i started now i'm hungry every mornin

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never trust data that uses an exclamation mark, let alone two consecutively.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't skip breakfast! Don't overeat! MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 13

Eat in moderation.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

HOW? HOW CAN YOU EAT IN MODERATION IF THERE IS PIZZA AND LASAGNA? HOW?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

*lasaga

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not telling you what to do, I'm merely explaining that there is a middle ground between overeating and skipping meals.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of course the first "life hack" on this list is an outright lie. Localized fat loss is impossible.

9 years ago | Likes 733 Dislikes 9

Is not though. Step 1: get a knife

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Localized metabolic fat loss, for all the pedants that want to say "but lipo"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I assume that drinking so much tea simply works as a diuretic and gets rid of bloat, which idiots think is the same as "losing weight."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

think of the mess you would make trying to fill a ketchup bottle with pancake batter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think the liposuction industry would disagree with the localised fat loss statement.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Localized fat loss is unpredictable and more difficult than just losing weight all over.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 48

But not impossible.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 44

Yes it is. When you lose weight, you lose it everywhere. That's why you can pick your nose easier the more you lose weight.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

You can affect localized weight loss but it takes developing the circulatory system in the area. Which is much harder than just eating less

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 26

Nope. 100% false.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Now I have the needed incentive to drop 20#

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Matcha tea supposedly has 10 times the amount of nutrition as green tea. But it tastes like bitter dirt so I add steamed milk and sugar.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

"10 times the amount of nutrition"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Matcha is powdered green tea. So, yes, one serving of it would have at least 10x as many leaves concentrated in it as full leaf tea!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's also a little irresponsible because people with high blood pressure shouldn't take it due the caffeine in it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Irresponsible? If you have high blood pressure, drinking caffeine is irresponsible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And if you don't know what has caffeine in it AND you have medically unsafe high blood pressure... triple irresponsible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Its totally possible. But instead of great tea, use a knife and a Mellon baller.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My success story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the point. The title plays on trump "make america great again". Trump tells lots of BS/lies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Drink a 6 pack of beer a day and you'll lose weight, mostly around your wallet.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Heh +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If green tea changes your hormone balance then jt could, in theory, change where your bodyfat accumulates

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There are lots of different theories. Some are from crack pots. :-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's not true, of course it's possible. You just need a machete or something.

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 3

Or ice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not even! Plastic surgery exists and actually won't leave you too bloody. I think.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Plastic surgery is actually pretty gross and bloody. My friend had a tummy tuck and had to wear drains for weeks. It was disgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

oh gross. Never mind then!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ahem. Or ICE. Fat cells undergo cryolipolysis when subjected to temperatures slightly above freezing, which is how Zeltiq works.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I laugh every time I hear someone suggest that you can spot reduce.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Not Impossible, just not adequate enough to matter. That said, clinical vibration plates decrease fat storage around the stomach.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

And 5 cups a day of green tea will probably give you kidney stones.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

What do you mean?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

More BS than the BS in OP.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I don't think it's caused by the tea itself, but by drinking less water because you're drinking so much tea. Happened to my cousin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Close- more like it's a diuretic so causes you to eliminate more water, and dehydration can increase risk of stones.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could lose a shit ton of weight on 5 cups of green tea! Most of it would be pee. I would be peeing all freaking day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Wait, so you would take in a liquid and then pee out the same amount? I don't follow.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tea makes me pee a ton. Like I will pea out the cup of tea, and also everything else I've drunk before that tea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

It IS considered a diuretic, so it actually removes more moisture from your body than what's going in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The oversimplification of the process is what makes his hack misleading. Green tea does help weight loss. Women carry more fat 1/3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

antioxidant in it increases metabolism, and provides many other weight loss benefits. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4/3 however with all that said. It will not make you skinny on its own. It's a tool to add to your arsenal, not the "key" to losing weight.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i hate the fact people dont realize that you cant spot reduce fat, your genetic make up determines where you store fat ect.

9 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 6

As a guy who is skinny and kinda muscular, mine goes right to my hips :( I have a V and a muffin top. My body looks weird.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Freeze the fat

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You can get rid of fat all together from your body with rigorous exercise. Certain workouts will reduce fat from different parts of the body

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 162

Don't spread bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

I guess I did a poor job of saying what I meant. Not literally removing more fat, but will make it look more toned.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Besides the fact that you'd look pretty hideous w/o fat, you have essential fat in your brain & bone marrow. Fat =/= Evil, Fat = Life

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Too much of a good thing is the problem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best comment out of all that shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol just no bro... do some research then come back and look at this post

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope. 100% false. Try again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good God, this is the worst comment I've seen in a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

You might lose weight but only because green tea makes you poop and if you're drinking 5 cups a day you're pooping all day

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 5

Not really the case. Matcha, which is commonly paired with green tea, boosts metabolism. I drink 6 cups/day and only poop once/day.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

It doesn't, and it IS green tea. Just a diuretic. Good try tho.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 13

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2855614/ is a peer reviewed study that says it does. But I'm sure your smugness is just as valid

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're pretty smug yourself, but that isn't a study darling, nor a high-impact journal. Just b/c it's on PubMed doesn't make it true/good.

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So that's the reason...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

sounds good!

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It's more that any liquid volume can't be taken up by food. You feel more full and eat less.

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Hope you like the way your bathroom looks, you'll be shitting like a duck

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I have a disorder where I can't go to the bathroom except once every two weeks and green tea makes it even rarer and dehydrates me.

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I did lose about 5 lbs but that is paired with a healthy diet and exercise so I have no idea. But it definitely did not make me go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tried coffee in the morning or cocaine or smokeless tobacco. These are great bowel movement motivators.

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9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I snorted. Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anytime :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beyond perfect xD

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http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19597519 I'm not saying you're wrong, but according to this, the weight loss seems more sustained than 1/

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

normal weight fluctuation like from pooping. Still not crazy results, but statistically significant.

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Goddammit pubmed articles cited on imgur, we do our research here

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u do know that pubmed is a database right? not a journal. all kinds of crap on there

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I knew it was a database not a journal but I use it for my degree and hadn't come across all the shit stuff, I'll be a bit more wary now!

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The pineapple juice one is wrong as well.

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"5 time more effective than cough syrup" sounds legit to me. I'm sure the ass it was pulled out of was peer reviewed.

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Oh yeah, let's get some acidic juice on that sore throat, that'll help! Said every moron.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

well cough syrup is proven to not be very effective so maybe 5 times 0?

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Five cups of green tea sounds like a lot. Not to mention the caffeine from that....but it's on the internet and the internet doesn't lie.

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i have 5 cups of coffee before lunch... not dead yet

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Idk where they got 5 cups from but both black and green tea facilitate weight loss and heart health with ideal intake at 32 oz a day.

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I think the diuretic qualities make people think they're losing weight. Also if its sweetened that defeats the purpose.

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5 cups of water instead of snacks will help too.

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Out of all of them you pick the ONE that actually works. Jesus Christ man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

....you know that actually works really well, right? the water doesn't "boil over" it's the bubbles.. the wood breaks the bubbles..

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Green tea is toxic, in normal doses it's negligible but if you drink 5 cups a day for an extended period of time it'll fry your liver.

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Stomach lining, liver, and kidneys

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Which will result in weight loss come to think of it, maybe that's what they meant.

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I just translated a liver health pamphlet! Actually, you will lose weight but over time you'll get a bulgy, veiny stomach so it cancels out.

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Source?

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https://livertox.nlm.nih.gov/GreenTea.htm, https://w">Tea.htm">https://livertox.nlm.nih.gov/GreenTea.htm, https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/green-tea-panacea-or-poison/

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From your own source: "The maximum tolerated dose in humans is reported to be 9.9 grams per day; a dose equivalent to 24 cups of green tea"

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Well Starbucks sells coffee in fucking buckets, so I don't see a problem with 5 proper cups(!) of tea over a day.

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they sell milk shakes in buckets, thats different.

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Starbucks Green Tea Latte Grande: 80mg caffeine, Caffe Latte Grande: 150mg, Filter Coffee Grande 320mg or Venti 400mg.

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huh.. i was under the impression they didnt scale up the coffee content appropiately. 400 mg of caffeeine is indeed quite a lot.

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The Frappu-whatevers are weak in comparison, that is right, but coffee is coffee.

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Not to mention it doesn't actually help lose fat around the belly because you can't localize fat loss.

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5 cups of green tea should sate your cravings for snacks which would in turn lower your caloric intake lowering overall weight.

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Overall weight yes, but saying specifically the belly is misinformation.

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It is true that visceral fat tends to reduce before subcutaneous fat, but that still involves the overall burn and loss that you mentioned.

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Makes sense. P90x ab ripper with cutting fried food and soda entirely out of your diet will completely eliminate your belly fat.

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No it doesn't make sense. You don't burn fat in only one area of the body, you burn fat universally.

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Unless you mean it will eliminate your belly fat *in the process of* reducing your overall body fat content, that is technically correct.

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