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hazelismycatdog
Huff laughed at every one. Thanks for that.
stulfer
#12 my girlfriend thinks he was created with AI
Gruesslibaer
#6 Fondon't fondue the fontanelle.
LaffertyDanie1
#16 Oof my YouTube recs are pretty psychotic
Essart78
#5 *Woman's day
DownvotesStarWars
#6 Why not? I don't see any cops around here.
SigilLovesSpace
#1 honestly it’d be funniest if he had an actual heart attack and they didn’t believe him. “Sir, we’re all aware of your tricks here please get off the floor” *dead*
LariCheltsy
#5 I love Irish woman
Slidje
Every dating app
sandymount
I love half Irish woman
Emswe
#29 i wear your grand(ma)s clothes, i look incredible...
BANANAFLAKE
That song was all I could think of with that one.
MissivesFromTheTower
#7 Welp, I got dead wood. Time to hallucinate.
highstream
You can probably see a doctor about that
MissivesFromTheTower
Ach, why wood I?
TheBlueSquid
"can", I mean, you could see a doctor about anything really. If you wanted to.
HuskyPirate
#13 To be honest, I'd rather have that than my 12 inch pianist.
Cthulhuchooseyou
As I recall from a few weeks ago, #22 is an art piece that someone has photoshopped a dog face on.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
#6 FONDLE
DarkLadyLiliana
One of my least favorite scenes from any children's show
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
MichaelMars
PoopSammich
Yeah, that's the response when I send people this gif too
Turbogoat
#1 When I was a flight paramedic I got called to help a guy having a "heart attack" in the rear of the plane. He was trying to scam a free upgrade into Business Class. He suddenly got better when I stage whispered to the crew that they'd need to divert to get him to help (we were over Somalia at the time).
oldvydeo
Some "Three's Company" vibes here. In episode "The Life Saver" Jack saves a man from choking, but that man uses that trick at restaurants to avoid paying the bill.
Kyengen
#2 Later: "How come you never express yourself around me?"
EroticZombiePants
#18 The Gates kids are adults now? She's now dating Paul McCartney's grandson? Her sister is married to a professional equestrian from Egypt? All 3 kids look different enough where you wouldn't automatically assume they must be related? That's was quite a random search I just did.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
I like that I didn't even know Bill had kids
EroticZombiePants
I knew he had kids because he announced they would only get a few million and the rest would go to charity in his will. I just didn't realize they are now adults.
CeoHuntingSeason
Every millionaire has kids, they are one of the few ones that can afford them lol
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
From what I have seen no money doesn't stop poor people from having plenty of kids.
TheHuntedSnark
#7 And lo, then there were e-books.
Subtilico
Though I have way more e-books than paper books, and way more than I can ever read, I wil never get rid of the paper books.
lovehandlesmessiah
#18 the fact the Bill did not name his son Tannhauser instead of Rory John is an unforgivable nerd sin that he will never wash away.
HerTheyCandybar
#1 Clearly not from the US. Even refusing a ride is $450
Imalwaysready
#4 by “both like bikes,” I was hoping for a pennyfarthing bicycle and a Harley-Davidson Long Fork, but ‘was actually in the Tour de France’ was a pretty good punchline, too.
Kalab1225
#14 friends fuck with friends!
ZephyrusAsmodeus
Not to detract from OP's post, but man, unironic AI memes are low-key, a bit depressing
CurbYourClassWar
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
AI though...
LawFiveGuy
#30 if that doesn't get you a first date, be thankful because you dodged a bullet
NowhereMan313
That last line would've hooked me, and I'm not into guys.
XEndeadX
#16 Just checked, my first recommended was a playlist of my own making labeled "Garbage" whose thumbnail is the game "Mario's Mystery Meat" by Vinny Vinesauce. What flag is that?
hickorybakedbeans
Mine were a bunch of shorts that looks like this. I'm still not sure why The Simpsons shows up so much
levyathyn
My first is also Vinesauce. Then Philosophy Tube, then Dooby3D's debut.
PrecogFrogOnALog
I get lots of chess videos and the occasional Daily Show clip or Jordan Klepper at Trump rallies.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
#30 ooohhh I am so using that
lovehandlesmessiah
To hit on someone or to weaponize for the wife of a friend or relative?
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Hit on a friend, she will appreciate it
MrRandom314159
I walked into poles too, but then again, Polish people are pretty common here.
zach14332718
Funny enough, that's how my sister in law and her husband started off 🫢
DanimalRC
She walked into his pole?
EroticZombiePants
I also plan to go up to a woman and say "Sometimes I walk into poles".
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
The other germans on the app
somewhatparanoidpanda
I did that once. It turned out the woman was a pole though. I walked into it.
GoldblumNoises
Does this work better or worse in Poland?
Silkyninja1
#7 I love reading and am aphantasic
Kbantar
Do you at least "hear" the words? I can only very weakly internally visualize, and also love reading.
Silkyninja1
Nope. I just like the stories
RxEtOH
A phantastic what?
Silkyninja1
Yes
djhash
#5 Tower crane operator..
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
Thats a female...
MrsF1nch
Thank you
iamdeadlol
Shh. Don't tell us the full story. We don't do that here.
Vercci
I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater
Susurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_LW5jWJFw
DidCatchABreak
TheHuntedSnark
Do you regularly remind people who have just watched a Marvel movie that it's all just make-believe?
You definitely should.
MelfsAcidArrow
Pretty sure it’s just happening in a different universe, pfft
highstream
I think we all knew what the mistake was, but some of us were wondering what the missing word was.
acuteavocado7
is it a mistake or a centerfold?
victell
#18
EmeraldLight
Yeah, I don't get it either...
victell
Oh yeah no I meant he reminds me of this wtf meme guy
EmeraldLight
Damn