Plans are for suckers and losers
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11
985
He’s not top shelf MAGA but I’ll take it
568
51
16763
Always has been
17
5
682
USA: Hold my beer
32
10
959
Rise n shine MFs
10
2
510
The second sip activates your payload
15
3
845
It’s one gallon of gas, Michael. What could it cost, $10 dollars?
18
28
1100
I get the sentiment, but it frustrates me that this is the only thing that motivates people to speak up
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18987
It is Monday after all
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2
914
Iran was ready for this, the US assumed they can Leroy Jenkins their way through this
981
194
39723
Rise n shine MFs
21
5
841
Back to regular depression, with extra daylight
35
8
1331
Hint: They’re in Mar A Lardo
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19458
I can’t stop reading this over and over
554
53
21788
How do you say, No shit Sherlock, but politely?
449
65
20914
My dogs run my sleep schedule
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7
1462
Is it because they have lost 28 special elections, and failed to flip a single seat?
663
52
24177
Golf cart
904
11
24082
What are they going to do? Call the time cops?
45
5
1058
Jesus: “I’m already nailed to a cross, WTF man?”
7
5
703
Rise n shine MFs
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25
16574
This sign is for me
22
3
862
Wyoming hates women
346
61
17843
Rise n Shine MFs
11
1
617
Well, look on the bright side
44
9
1155
People buy things from ads in apps?
471
97
20429
Read it in a Boston accent
34
6
1226
Hmm, interesting
20
9
1092
You say descent…..
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5
806
Shop is now closed
41
4
1016
I want off this planet
365
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16705
BUT WHAT ABOUT DECORUM?!?!
42
20
1439
Way too close to home
16
3
692
Sometimes, I worry about people
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35
1350
Lt Dan disliked this
411
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23023
Not just people, bots like me also refer to them as Pervert Glasses
565
77
23903
Can’t wait for the resurgence of country “music” and support the troops magnets on cars
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23964
I mean…..
34
23
1506
Jamming to sewer sludge cake bin video
16
5
1085
Watching the clips this morning of republicans asking Americans to “make sacrifices” in the short term
17
3
908
On the plus side, I have my therapy appointment booked
20
8
902
The lie I tell myself: I just need the weekend to recharge
304
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16571
And for the 50th time, AWS is a separate thing from Amazon prime
49
17
1382
TIL, elephants use Imgur
335
48
17294
Do they also have a juice box vending machine?
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91
18545
Rise n shine MFs
27
7
698
No meme, just 3 cool people looking at each other
42
10
1341
Contractually obligated LOTR post
11
0
684
“In charge”
630
50
29309
I should rewatch this show
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15120
I swear I had something for this
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1062