Apr 23, 2022 10:06 PM
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Ilikechicken74
What canoe of the douche variety.
limbodog
Oligarchs gonna oligarch
shanasphone350
Money cannot buy looks, personality, humanity, or brains.
clampire
Where’s the one where he’s dressed like JP from Grandmas Boy?
Bossco20
#2 didn't he fight to keep the patent of the vaccine private?
ChalkCoatedDonut
That post cost him $46.5 billions, not for publishing it but to make sure whoever laughs or downvote it gets banned for life.
cyborgspider
No need to pick sides: billionaires, politicians, athletes don't really care about YOU. Hug your loved ones, furry, digital or otherwise.
The701
Doya69
1eudaemonia
/a/cnLcvgq
Partsx
This guy really needs to find something productive to do with his time and money. Unhappy billionaires...
VinnieJonesDiary
For someone so rich and so powerful, who can do more or less anything he wants, he has some serious loser energy, like utterly pathetic.
Lightsmith
Musk is a tool and his ego is on a rampage at the moment.
thedudeman519
That last one is quite interesting
elemcsere
Is that the child saleswoman?
MomsPiemadeofCream
“Achievements” like that stupid motherfucker worked a day in his life. Fuck him. The world would be a better place without him.
zalurker
Guys. Haven't you realized it yet. Twitter is Elon Musk's way of twiddling his fingers. He doesn't care about the responses.
MadvilLord
#1 that's a challenge and one I plan on not to lose
BaronSpaghetti
Jesus can you even imagine what it’s like to be one of his kids? Sure rich butElon is you dad.
CatsandDnD
The poor kids have some weird names too.
PerpetuityPhoto
I bet he's the kind of dad who would cut off his kids from any money at all if they didn't praise him every day.
archjones
Why and whos defending Bill gates? Social media hates him, black twitter dont fuck with him, apple users despise him. Must be a bot/memefarm
irvingb01
Nothing you've said proves that there do not exist real human beings who would defend the man. Especially against Musk.
Fuckimgurcunts
Fuck that guy but that is funny af I'm gonna go bleach my eyeballs
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
I've just noticed: Elon 'Muskrat' Musk has the 'Innsmouth look'. In a few years he'll look identical to Mitch 'Moscow Mitch' Mcconnell.
SmokyDoggg
If you ever want to piss off a Tesla owner just look at their car and say "Wow the new Toyotas look nice!"
nemocares
I have no idea why that'd irritate them, but then again, I own a Toyota.
Because they consider their Teslas unique and like nothing else on the road.
RuBisCO1
I want Elon Musk to go to mars, I want all hi rich buddies to go with him, and never come back.
Comet260
I want them to have an accident on Mars.
No I want all the 'indentured servants' they bring with them to revolt and re-enact Red Faction.
RoovyRoo
He didn't have to become a twat yet here we are
nothingpt
Elon musk is a skidmark in technology history. Meanwhile most of us use computers because of gates. But gates was an Epstein friend...
I think it's more like residue from when Gates was the face of Microsoft when Windows sucked and there was all that anti-trust stuff. >>
Or maybe I'm just old.
shinagami091
So glad people on Imgur are seeing what a shitty person Elon is. I’ve disliked him since the whole calling a hero diver a pedo.
HelpfulCorn
Yep. That showed his true colors
justherefortheconfession
www.fuckmusk.com
Venomagneto
Some of these sources are a bit off. Also, they need to add how how got his wealth. (Spoiler; it's slavery)
Today I learned that his girlfriend is legally changing her first name to the scientific symbol for the speed of light, lower-case italic c.
IamtheJubster
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Hashbrownsaregood0
? some of the sources are from verge. This site is shameful and could do better with showing both sides of what's going on.
straightoutofcollagen
Thank you. This is now bookmarked for people who constantly kiss his ass.
L3NTON
This is the same guy who "works" 17 hours a day?
Bullshit, he's never worked a day in his life, just bought out the intellect and labor of others with Daddy's apartheid money.
MagmaCarta
In other news: Spoiled wealthy twatwaffle acts like a spoiled wealthy twatwaffle on social media. Film at 11.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Come on, guys! What's wrong with you? Don't you want to trust the future of humanity with a few of the world's richest megalomaniacs? /s
ShimmerinStrider
Jesus! AGAIN!? Every, fucking, day.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Elon is mad at Bill Gates because Gates has a $500M bet against Tesla. Not supporting either one, just context for the childishness.
GoodMorro
Your a jerk, I remember when we had to fight for his company and win by a matter of days.
samwyze
Closest thing I can come up with is the plot of "Tommy Boy"
RudeboyStig
Calling him that is an insult to twats and waffles everywhere.
It enrages me the way these parasites try to act like us regular folk. It's cringy to the nth degree.
NotAHugeSpider
I weakly object to calling oligarch Ol' Musky a twatwaffle, but only because I want to call oligarch Jeff Bezoar a Blue Twatwaffle.
VaultGirl69
Then it's disappointed in not getting what he wants, people to like him, so considers buying the platform. Truly pathetic.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Sounds like someone wasn’t able to do a hostile takeover of Twitter. Womp Womp
genericanamoly
Wait he didn't get it?
TheOvy
Fake hair, thin skinned, can't stop tweeting... he's just another Trump
mohavewolfpup
Accuses others of being a pedo… yep, he checks out!
freckledkink
Bunch of kids by a bunch of wives or partners and he isn't involved in their parenting...
that's a pretty bad insult, Trump's done nothing for society. Electric cars were supposed to be dead 20 years ago, remember?
Sonicschilidogs
When GM killed them or.... What?
Kudos to Musk for buying Tesla, and then kicking out the founders? Much like Trump, Musk is a hype man who takes credit for other ppl's work
varesya
Only difference, Elon Musk has actually built a successful business or two.
Goldensands
The myth persists. No, he hasn’t. Honestly trump has done just as well or better at making idiots buy products. Doesn’t mean either one
Understands the first thing about business. Save for being born rich anyways
*bought*
HIs one asset is that he's a hypeman who can create a stock bubble. But his management is fucking awful and Tesla still can't be
profitable without billions in government aid. Which, granted, I'd rather subsidies e-cars than not. But man, I wish Tesla had a better CEO
It's less a compliment to Musk than it is a slam on Trump, for sure.
Big three, well big two (Chrysler has never been shit except shit) are slowly hammering on their door step as well as other companies. >
Should be a interesting future when everyone gears up production
Ilikechicken74
What canoe of the douche variety.
limbodog
Oligarchs gonna oligarch
shanasphone350
Money cannot buy looks, personality, humanity, or brains.
clampire
Where’s the one where he’s dressed like JP from Grandmas Boy?
Bossco20
#2 didn't he fight to keep the patent of the vaccine private?
ChalkCoatedDonut
That post cost him $46.5 billions, not for publishing it but to make sure whoever laughs or downvote it gets banned for life.
cyborgspider
No need to pick sides: billionaires, politicians, athletes don't really care about YOU. Hug your loved ones, furry, digital or otherwise.
The701
Doya69
1eudaemonia
/a/cnLcvgq
Partsx
This guy really needs to find something productive to do with his time and money. Unhappy billionaires...
VinnieJonesDiary
For someone so rich and so powerful, who can do more or less anything he wants, he has some serious loser energy, like utterly pathetic.
Lightsmith
Musk is a tool and his ego is on a rampage at the moment.
thedudeman519
That last one is quite interesting
elemcsere
Is that the child saleswoman?
MomsPiemadeofCream
“Achievements” like that stupid motherfucker worked a day in his life. Fuck him. The world would be a better place without him.
zalurker
Guys. Haven't you realized it yet. Twitter is Elon Musk's way of twiddling his fingers. He doesn't care about the responses.
MadvilLord
#1 that's a challenge and one I plan on not to lose
BaronSpaghetti
Jesus can you even imagine what it’s like to be one of his kids? Sure rich butElon is you dad.
CatsandDnD
The poor kids have some weird names too.
PerpetuityPhoto
I bet he's the kind of dad who would cut off his kids from any money at all if they didn't praise him every day.
archjones
Why and whos defending Bill gates? Social media hates him, black twitter dont fuck with him, apple users despise him. Must be a bot/memefarm
irvingb01
Nothing you've said proves that there do not exist real human beings who would defend the man. Especially against Musk.
Fuckimgurcunts
Fuck that guy but that is funny af I'm gonna go bleach my eyeballs
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
I've just noticed: Elon 'Muskrat' Musk has the 'Innsmouth look'. In a few years he'll look identical to Mitch 'Moscow Mitch' Mcconnell.
SmokyDoggg
If you ever want to piss off a Tesla owner just look at their car and say "Wow the new Toyotas look nice!"
nemocares
I have no idea why that'd irritate them, but then again, I own a Toyota.
SmokyDoggg
Because they consider their Teslas unique and like nothing else on the road.
RuBisCO1
I want Elon Musk to go to mars, I want all hi rich buddies to go with him, and never come back.
Comet260
I want them to have an accident on Mars.
RuBisCO1
No I want all the 'indentured servants' they bring with them to revolt and re-enact Red Faction.
RoovyRoo
He didn't have to become a twat yet here we are
nothingpt
Elon musk is a skidmark in technology history. Meanwhile most of us use computers because of gates. But gates was an Epstein friend...
irvingb01
I think it's more like residue from when Gates was the face of Microsoft when Windows sucked and there was all that anti-trust stuff. >>
irvingb01
Or maybe I'm just old.
shinagami091
So glad people on Imgur are seeing what a shitty person Elon is. I’ve disliked him since the whole calling a hero diver a pedo.
HelpfulCorn
Yep. That showed his true colors
justherefortheconfession
www.fuckmusk.com
Venomagneto
Some of these sources are a bit off. Also, they need to add how how got his wealth. (Spoiler; it's slavery)
irvingb01
Today I learned that his girlfriend is legally changing her first name to the scientific symbol for the speed of light, lower-case italic c.
IamtheJubster
.
Hashbrownsaregood0
? some of the sources are from verge. This site is shameful and could do better with showing both sides of what's going on.
straightoutofcollagen
Thank you. This is now bookmarked for people who constantly kiss his ass.
L3NTON
This is the same guy who "works" 17 hours a day?
PerpetuityPhoto
Bullshit, he's never worked a day in his life, just bought out the intellect and labor of others with Daddy's apartheid money.
MagmaCarta
In other news: Spoiled wealthy twatwaffle acts like a spoiled wealthy twatwaffle on social media. Film at 11.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Come on, guys! What's wrong with you? Don't you want to trust the future of humanity with a few of the world's richest megalomaniacs? /s
ShimmerinStrider
Jesus! AGAIN!? Every, fucking, day.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Elon is mad at Bill Gates because Gates has a $500M bet against Tesla. Not supporting either one, just context for the childishness.
GoodMorro
Your a jerk, I remember when we had to fight for his company and win by a matter of days.
MagmaCarta
samwyze
Closest thing I can come up with is the plot of "Tommy Boy"
RudeboyStig
Calling him that is an insult to twats and waffles everywhere.
Comet260
It enrages me the way these parasites try to act like us regular folk. It's cringy to the nth degree.
NotAHugeSpider
I weakly object to calling oligarch Ol' Musky a twatwaffle, but only because I want to call oligarch Jeff Bezoar a Blue Twatwaffle.
VaultGirl69
Then it's disappointed in not getting what he wants, people to like him, so considers buying the platform. Truly pathetic.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Sounds like someone wasn’t able to do a hostile takeover of Twitter. Womp Womp
genericanamoly
Wait he didn't get it?
TheOvy
Fake hair, thin skinned, can't stop tweeting... he's just another Trump
mohavewolfpup
Accuses others of being a pedo… yep, he checks out!
freckledkink
Bunch of kids by a bunch of wives or partners and he isn't involved in their parenting...
cyborgspider
that's a pretty bad insult, Trump's done nothing for society. Electric cars were supposed to be dead 20 years ago, remember?
Sonicschilidogs
When GM killed them or.... What?
TheOvy
Kudos to Musk for buying Tesla, and then kicking out the founders? Much like Trump, Musk is a hype man who takes credit for other ppl's work
varesya
Only difference, Elon Musk has actually built a successful business or two.
Goldensands
The myth persists. No, he hasn’t. Honestly trump has done just as well or better at making idiots buy products. Doesn’t mean either one
Goldensands
Understands the first thing about business. Save for being born rich anyways
Sonicschilidogs
*bought*
TheOvy
HIs one asset is that he's a hypeman who can create a stock bubble. But his management is fucking awful and Tesla still can't be
TheOvy
profitable without billions in government aid. Which, granted, I'd rather subsidies e-cars than not. But man, I wish Tesla had a better CEO
varesya
It's less a compliment to Musk than it is a slam on Trump, for sure.
mohavewolfpup
Big three, well big two (Chrysler has never been shit except shit) are slowly hammering on their door step as well as other companies. >
mohavewolfpup
Should be a interesting future when everyone gears up production