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Now none of us have an excuse.
Source: https://www.facebook.com/kachina.rigdon/videos/10211864079189313/
Aug 2, 2018 12:29 AM
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Source: https://www.facebook.com/kachina.rigdon/videos/10211864079189313/
RamzaLives
Didn’t. Even. Run.
Shreckshrew
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Never had an excuse. Dont be a lazy pile of shit. Return the cart, you cunt.
kustomkirk
Grandma-'its a fucking hurricane Timmy' Timmy-'but grandma, I'm hungry....' Gramdma heads into the Hurricane...probably...
kustomkirk
Some people were raised with decent manners....
ShadowReaper462
Just a normal shopping trip in Florida, what's the big deal?
makeyourownpath
Bless his/her heart.
IseeSmartphones
As a former cart kid for a grocery store, this is fucking noble.
GlitterAnomaly
She go hard af omg, goaaals
Booskis
That's a strong ass old women. She's been through stuff. That's nothing but a light sprinkle to her. ?????
Booskis
Even carrying her red purse back to the car. ??
bitchgoblet
She’s probably thinking she’s soaked anyway...
qwe123gustr
Anyone notice that happy stop sign?
LayDeDeadpool
God damn stop signs about the fly away and she's going about her normal day like nothing's happening.
pajamallamadrama
Just southern weather things.
Sastrei
As two carts escape into the wilderness in the distance...
LowlevelRebel
Respect.
BettyVeronica
They need to send this over to California, they could use a little rain.
therealpopkiller
Yes, please.
LinkinPiper
looks like typical FL weather to me
Gatorjon
Everyday around 3pm.
Threewisemen
Rains hard for 15 min and then it's done. Gotta love FL summer showers.
LinkinPiper
Yea, except the drivers during that.
nonCanadianGoose
On the other hand, not putting it away could easily means that cart winds up in your side panel
Bimmler
Or someone else's and if you get seen you are going to court.
FarmerFerg
Last night’s microburst in Hurricane and Teays Valley, WV
Kethguard
that car is now flooded
evilpsych
It’s a rental with the damage waiver
fantastapotamus
I think you mean power washed.
Ididthisforthelol
*minor water damage
DenaliRaven
That’s literally just a bit of water in the back not even minor
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DenaliRaven
Not at all
legofham
Are you an insurance assessor? Because that sounds like what an insurance assessor would say.
detoxtoretox
My only good habit in life is that I ALWAYS return my cart, and sometimes nearby carts as well. I've always done it ever since I was a kid.
blueblaubleu
I really enjoy pushing my cart into the others so that they all stack snuggly into each other. I find it oddly satisfying.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
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Tbagger53
wow no fucks given on the hatch huh
ultrarunningawayfromyou
Probably super hard to close from wind?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Free interior clean!
Inkfinger
Upvoting this as hard as I fucking can. Seeing carts not returned makes my white privilege flair up something awful. Be like this hero.
SuperAwesomeBadassMajesicSloth
I don't know how many times I've been denied a parking spot because people seem to think it's ok to leave carts in the parking spots
MadMupp
My excuses for returning the trolley is I'm not a cunt
BeerBatteredandBold
D33zus
Who the hell films an old lady in a storm rather than help?
Cuntard
granny can clearly handle herself in this situation
Threewisemen
It's Florida, and that's just a little rain, not a storm.
rivitingone
I cannot imagine not putting a cart into the stall. Not doing it just isn't an option. It would be like throwing trash on the ground.
jenniii
like throwing trash on the ground lol really
nero4ty2
If only more people shared that opinion there would be less stray carts and litter
Exowe
I never really acountered unreturned shopping cart, but I'm furious just imagining it...
Exowe
Yes, I'm Canadian.
YeahWhateverStuffThangs
I was about to say I found the Canadian. If only US Americans were Canadians.
Dolenmorgul
In my 42 years I've never seen someone not returning theirs, most shops make you put a coin in to get one, maybe that's why?
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Yeah that's kind of not a thing in the US...at least not where I grew up (and at least not when I was still living there). Stores version 1/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
of that in the US is having wheels with distance sensors in them - the wheels lock up when they get X distance from the store. That's it.
MissLadyPants
Cart stalls aren't allowed in the town I grew up. It was a weird place.
NachoPete
ohmegatron
That's just why?
MissLadyPants
They thought they were an eye sore. Also only allowed certain color patterns. Our McDonald's was teal.
NewToTheEnterwbs
Grandmas don't give af
Exelaratore
Looks like the granny got her foot wedged underneath her wheelchair and lost control?
SpaceGiraffeWithaWaffleMaker
Anyone know the context of this .gif?
NachoPete
Yes, grandma didn't give a fuck.
SpaceGiraffeWithaWaffleMaker
Got all I need. Ty civilian!
imagurk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm7sbpSm7RA
imagurk
You can hear them crash into the stage, which makes the music skip. Best part is granny returning without the other girl.
NewToTheEnterwbs
Seriously where did she go? lol heaven?
Waaahmbulance
Bahahaa and the gay dancing never even stops, amazing
AmbersLucky11
People not returning thier cart has to be one of my biggest pet peeves. It's 20 ft away & you just walked around an entire store
Anonamo
Here we have to put a coin in (£1/€1) to rent a shopping trolly/cart. So people usually always return them to get the coin back. xD
VodkaReindeer
I once left the market in a taxi and the driver frowned on me wasting time going to return the cart.
Modelblueblanket
Then they go work out in a gym because they didn’t get enough steps in for the day.
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
It blocks the parking space. Ralphs in LA is horrible about that. Carts just all over the parking lot
crispygrapes
But I’m tiiiii-aard!!
prawnklng
I’m glad I’ve never seen this happen in the UK. Maybe it’s cultural or social thing.
kamomilleshiningbeauty
My grandma went to return her cart once. Left her purse in the car, unlocked. Was only gone for 20 seconds. Purse gone. Been paranoid since
ImperfectDad
Agreed. I recently discovered a lower life form, though: folks who slow down in the crosswalk after noticing you waiting. WTF?
GirlWithTheDragonSticker
Hey there, Texan here.... yeah so um, it’s fucking hot outside
lovinlampard
You are probably just a lazy shit tbh.
GirlWithTheDragonSticker
The bear may seem like it shit in the forest, cause it do
Unklejrad
And?
Mustakraklsh
Well yeah, that's why I was tired
Mustakraklsh
Just to clarify, I'm joking
abhorance
Dont live in the south then. NO ONE fucking returns them there
TallowsRevenge
some of us do. only time I didn't read when I noticed all returns were 2 lanes away but still collected 3 others together
PunteDai
I lived in south for several years, and people were nice... idk depends on the place i guess
yourmamacantgetenough
run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole, run into assholes all day, you're the asshole. that and "bless your heart"
DevilsArsehole
And people desperately trying to find a space close to the entrance. It's not far to walk at all. Just park!
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Goatsarepeople
Rounding up carts it's what the help is for. I mean I even have to pay them now they had best do something.
NachoPete
AirplanesTurnMeOn
That's like saying leaving a turd on the floor is ok because "it's keeping someone employed" it's just making someone's job harder
Goatsarepeople
No, it's what I pay them to do. If they don't like they can quit.
DahPrincess
As a shopping cart getter person, I appreciate your sense of humor. Also, as long as you don't leave the cart at the far reaches of the lot>
Goatsarepeople
My publix actually doesn't even have cart returns.
DahPrincess
-we'll be ok.
PiGiSpi
I find the people that this actually affects like you don't really give a shit, it's usually just intense virtue signalling from others
DahPrincess
It's not a terribly big inconvenience when they're between the store and the corals. I could see it being bothersome for drivers though.
munichredman
Except that I've gotten dents and dings in my cars from rogue shopping carts on windy days.
Goatsarepeople
That'll buff right out
MrHobbes14
This is why I hate it. My main shop has a front parking that's always full of discarded trolleys. I collect up a few as I walk in. The 1/
MrHobbes14
Kids like it because they get to push one in with me.
mrcanadiansorry
People who don’t return carts are shit maggot cunts wasting skin who need to jump into a pit of lava or fall into a very deep ravine
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Dito
okonomiyaki
We’ve found the bogan
tugboatcaptain
16 people here don't return their carts
ALittleOdd
Sounds like lyrics to a metal song
ThatsGrimKraken
As someone who returns the cart...... I mean it’s just a cart.... there’s worse people out there.......
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
Lmao
PiGiSpi
Lol I see comments like these and it makes me want to spite people. So much anger for such stupid things
mrcanadiansorry
It’s because it’s indicative of their selfish outlook on life. Obviously I was being extreme for humour but really, ppl like that suck
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
You have a lot of anger in you
dan144
He's right though.
CharlamagneThaGod
You've either had your car hit by a loose one or you worked for a store that had carts. I understand your frustration my friend .
JustBoone
Both here! Used to be a cart pusher at walmart, literally had someone try to run me over while bringing carts in one time, then had.........
JustBoone
A guy accuse me of smashing in the side of his truck with the cart machine. Dudes truck was like totally messed up, someone plowed into it.
JustBoone
And I'm just standing there like dude the cart machine goes like 5 mph it couldn't do that lol.
LepekaPuppyDriver
I agree. Then there’s the solo parent that can’t, because you can’t leave tiny kids alone in the car.
Catitapillar
This
nero4ty2
This what? Walking kids through a parking lot isn’t rocket surgery
Equinox13
Somehow my mom never failed to put a cart away when she was alone doing the shopping with both my brothers and me.
ImperfectDad
I wonder how they got the cart in the first place... hmmmm....
ImperfectDad
And I say that as a solo parent, who unlike other shitbags was able to wrangle two kids AND return my f-ing cart.
Tankynumnums
Push button start car, give them ac while you put the cart sway. That's a lame excuse.
Catitapillar
This
PapaStone
I put them in car unload groceries shut the doors and lock it. Then put cart away that way i know i can walk sway for 20 seconds without som
PapaStone
E stupid pyscho easily.kidnapping my kids.
SnowMongoose
... nobody wants your kids, certainly not enough to steal them.
smitjm
I always try to park near a cart return when I’m out with my kids. Sometimes I can’t find a space, so the cart gets left.
CC2332
You're the kind of selfish cunt that's responsible for damaging everyone else's car. Likely have cunt children when they grow up too.
SWReefer
Your kids can sit in a car for 15 seconds. If you're that paranoid about others taking your kids, lock the car. 15s of heat/cold ain't going
SWReefer
To hurt them
rainyrivers
Yep this. I will walk from the last damn row of it's next to a cart return. No pressing near one? Fuck you cart Nazis my kids more important
PapaStone
So many other ways to be more productive in keeping kids safe and putting a cart away sounds like your lazy.
rainyrivers
I like how all you judgemental asses ignore the part where I'm willing to park in Timbuktu to park next to a return. 20 seconds sure that's
rainyrivers
Within 5 or 6 cars I'm even willing to go within a direct line of my car. But I'm not going 2 rows over and 10 cars up because
SnowMongoose
Glad you're setting such a good example for them.
nero4ty2
More important than what? Walking kids through a parking lot is not difficult
CC2332
Ok Karen..fuck your kids. Think they're special? They're not. You reproduced, congratulations you did what every other living thing has done
Snorlax242
You put the cart away after unpacking the groceries and carry your baby to the car. Simple stuff
TotorosWhiskers
Sometimes you have to load the kid in the car first to be able to unload the groceries.
smitjm
Super simple when you only have one kid.
nero4ty2
Or 3, it’s not hard to do
EmperorMahaco
What if they have multiple small children?
Snorlax242
Iv got two under two and manage. More or twins might be a different story.
EmperorMahaco
You mean, you carry both at the same time? That sounds difficult.
PapaStone
Lock them in the car and keep keys on you for 15 to 25 seconds
EmperorMahaco
Well, that makes sense, but @Snorlax242 specifically mentioned carrying them
nero4ty2
I’ve got 3 under 5, never been an issue
EmperorMahaco
You carry 3 kids at once? How!?