In honor of my cake day, I ask: Have you ever seen a Toyota fly?
Sidewalk? Sixteen parking spots? Cart Corral at Costco? Anything goes!
I *meant* to do that!
Do you want a 20 game suspension? Because that's how you get a 20 game suspension.
MRW leaving work after a shift doing only customer service
Ever seen a Toyota fly?
Leaving Cars and Coffee edition Hotwheels
Seriously, mute it and it's just as good.
I'm told it's my cake day. Here's the best thing I've posted thus far.
It's my cake day. My gifts to you? A flying Toyota and excited Japanese gentlemen.
NSFW content or not, y'all shouldn't be browsing Imgur on the clock.
Dear Imgur,
In honor of my cake day, I present to you my licence plate.
It's my cake day. My gifts to you? A flying Toyota and excited Japanese gentlemen.
Unplugging the damn thing would have been too much work
Classy like filming yourself helping the homeless
Almost as thick as some of the ladies we've been seeing
MRW her hand is cold
Overwatch in a nutshell.
Peacekeeper MIRV re-entry
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday is a magnificent bastard
No, I've been a huge fan of his for a long time, totally didn't just glance at his wikipedia page
Attractive blonde in prototype next-gen space suit
Oh, that's terrifying
If you can't handle me at my spookiest, you don't deserve me at my dootiest.
Raja Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy!
Easily the best thing about the Beatles.
Made in Jpn
When people ask me how autocross works
Penguin beats two grown men with yardstick
The secret is: don't cover the guy trying to catch the ball
This deer, whom I’m pretty sure was probably a fawn molester or possibly a member of some deer branch of the Klan or something,
MRW trying to understand the opposite sex
This pretty much sums up how I feel until Spring
How to tell if your car is a boy or a girl
CANNONBALL!
“Get that sucker cranking like you’re jacking off the Sasquatch.”
Low enough for you?
You people have ruined me.
The Largest Sandwich of Earth
YODO is how I roll
I didn't even know he had a band
Six servings of sweet, gorgeous freedom, coming right up.
Winter is coming
*facepalm*
In response to 'Part of the family?'
Pretty sure I found Dickbutt's Hispanic cousin
4301 days ago this was me.
I don't serve, but as a retail peon this struck a chord
Slice it like a ninja cut like a razor blade so fast other DJ's say, "damn" if my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
A *little* excited to meet Lewis after the Austin GP
MRW I realize I've been viewing User Submitted
Hospital Pass
Where you goin'? Nowhere!
Yes, les Birds de Thunder fighting ISIS
It's certainly no threat to my rectum but I'll still call him out on it
Coffee is waaaaay too important to outsource.
One of my favorite jokes that I can't tell at work.
Very occasionally, jumping off of a motorcycle at 140 MPH *is* a good idea.