Barking from both ends

Nov 20, 2022 12:38 PM

susanaTerror

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3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Cropped ears…… :-(

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I had the groomer keep some length on my late maltipoo’s tail. Like a little screen on a confessional.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

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Barks in melodies of Prolapse.

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

This is what I was thinking - the poor dog has a giant hemorrhoid or needs surgery. I hope it's ok.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*concern*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know it’s wrong but a kazoo would make this.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

or, googly eyes!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Only mildly disturbing.

3 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 1

I understand the concept, but I didn't need to see it.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I hate this. +1

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Agreed! I didn't ask to see barking dog buttholes!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he is farking

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Why supress it when you can share it?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

basic human decency.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to think the same and then I met wife

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvoting so the front page has to see this

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

FP has to see this too, why should only usersub suffer.

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your sharpei also speaks shitzu

3 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 2

Went to my local zoo as a kid, and the only animal they had in the entire place was a dog. It was a Shitzu.

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Sharpei pooper

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Pucker puppy. Prolapse boi. Poopch.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably happens to us when we cough too... bodies are weird

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought most dogs did this? My dog has even farted from barking too loud lol

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Did Pixie actually get older?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

randomly, though I think she has stayed older the last while

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I laughed too hard at both the post and your reply. Bonne journée :)

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I looked in my folders for a reaction picture, until I stumbled upon the above Pixie. Glad it made you laugh ! Bonne journée également !

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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2/3 of a cerberus

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh my Dog! I will never watch porn the same way!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This has to happen with people too?

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

I sneezed mid log once and it was then time for a shower.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes it does.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you ever had to hold in a snart?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only when they bark

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ask a mom what happens when she laughs.

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Bend over and cough.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bend over and bark

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If you project your voice you are essentially using your diaphragm to shove your organs down... so yeah

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ask a woman what happens if she has a strong sneeze on day 2 of her period.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I think I know...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jellyfish birth

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jokes aside, I imagine that’s precisely the reason they get you to cough when checking if you have stuff up your rectum. >.>

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

We're looking for hemorrhoids when we do that. Not quite the same

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is your doctor up to? Mine just asks me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno what to tell you chief, but the cases I’m referring to aren’t exactly medical scenarios.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Me: No there’s nothing up my butt. Doctor: I don’t believe you, bend over and cough.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My old lady pit does that too lol

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Please tell me you have an old female pitbull, and didn't use that as a euphemism.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lol! Yes she is a pitbull! Im a female, but my pit isn't old (im only 34!)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why the late 80s early 90s porn music?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta be someones fetish.... yech

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's just say that there's a reason it looks like that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

barking from one end

3 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 7

*struggles for zipper

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

you guys seein' this shit?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Winkin hard

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Thanks, I hate it.

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3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now THIS is a total shitpost lol.... and it has fucking sound lmao

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"Yes Mr fbi man. This post right here "

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Why why would you do that

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Needs some googly eyes.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

you're welcome

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What a legend

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew. I knew and I clicked anyways. Why?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's amazing how much it looks like trump's mouth.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Paint it orange and it could be the next president of the USA...

3 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 5

Thats an insult to dog buttholes

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

MAGA

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