Would you like to Jokerize those fries?

Jul 20, 2017 3:33 PM

Batman V3 Issue #16

Robin nuggets are shaped to fit in your mouth whole.

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One of the windows has a Zasz marks theme. This place has no chill.

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You see, they got the Big Bat...I got the Big Bit.

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Doesn't Bruce start eating his burger with silverware?

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Welcome to Batburger, home of the Batburger. Can I take your order?

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This feels like Transmetropolitan.

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Meanwhile, on Earth-3. "Would you like to Trump these fries?" "Sure." *pours golden sauce all over the fries.*

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I'll take a Two-Face sandwich and a large order of night-wings please

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I imagine a Two-Face sandwich as a half-grilled cheese.

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Those uniforms really don't look safe to wear in a kitchen environment.

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The cashiers should speak in Christian Bales hoarse gobbedly gook Batman voice.

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Real talk: If I lived in Gotham this would kind of upset me. It's be like having Gacy Meal with collectable clown butt plugs for the toy.

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0/10, Bruce doesn't whip out his bat credit card. He never leaves the cave without it

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If you order the Bane they rip your sandwich in half

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The break the batwich

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Buy one bane get one free! "Gotham... is yours!"

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I figured they'd toast the bread and then break it in half.

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By slamming it into a knee

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Batwich*

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I'd like a Batburger Deluxe special, Jokerized: With an 'Arctic Chilled' Fries slushie. And yes, I'll donate $5 to the S. Kyle Cat fund.

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Did you notice it says 'Spite' and 'Choke' on the soda machine labels?

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Yeah it's a bit weird. Wouldn't kind of be like making advertisements out of terrorists and mass murderers? How would that be appropriate?

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It's Gotham City, these people are desensitized as fuck.

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Like an Irish car bomb for example.

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ah the jokes, they write themselves..

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Liter of cola? Do we have liter of cola? God damn burger punk.

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I think they did this better in kingdom come

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All of the employees will be dead soon. Any number of bat villains will show up to murder them.

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Welcome to BatBurger, home of the BatBurger! Can I take your order?

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I'm tired of Batman, but I do love this

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Tom King is one of the best comic writers right now. Simultaneously dramatic and comedic. Just look at Kite-Man

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HELL YEAH

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The menu drops a reference to KGBeast. That's like, the dude that died first in Assault on Arkham. Like the rope guy in Suicide Squad.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

rope guy.... he wasn't just a rope guy. He was.... slip knot.

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God I couldn't believe he died so far after such an impressive intro

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*fast

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Apparently someone made a Batman-themed restaurant (chain?) w/out consulting Batman. Bruce is not amused.

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ex·plain ikˈsplān/ verb make (an idea, situation, or problem) clear to someone by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant fact

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Can confirm that is the definition. Username relevant.

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Áss.

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ass1 as/ noun 1. a hoofed mammal of the horse family with a braying call, typically smaller than a horse and with longer ears.

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You cheeky fuck

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You're a grade A smartass, y'know that?

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I don't like you.

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I assume Joker would have a blast at that place ... and then burn it down

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Some men just want to watch the world burn....

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Some men just want to watch the fries burn...

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Depends on how the seasoning of the fries taste. If's it's good he'd probably let the place stay.

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Nah, he would almost certainly know that Batman hates the place. Hell, he'd probably protect it simply to keep the joke going.

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Joker's an agent of chaos, he'd probably even sponsor commercials a la Ronald McDonald, until he got bored and murder everyone there.

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I wish the bat family were my family . :'(

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You'd have a good 3/5 chance of dying.

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Worth it.

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Your parents have a 2/2 chance of dying.

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But they're rich, right?

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... good point.

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