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Batman V3 Issue #16
Jul 20, 2017 3:33 PM
Cantthinkofausernametoday
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Batman V3 Issue #16
obviouscoconut
Robin nuggets are shaped to fit in your mouth whole.
Rayfire3535
One of the windows has a Zasz marks theme. This place has no chill.
siler7
You see, they got the Big Bat...I got the Big Bit.
UncleUrdnot
Doesn't Bruce start eating his burger with silverware?
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Welcome to Batburger, home of the Batburger. Can I take your order?
UltraLincoln
This feels like Transmetropolitan.
VoidIncarnate
Meanwhile, on Earth-3. "Would you like to Trump these fries?" "Sure." *pours golden sauce all over the fries.*
ShartyParty
I'll take a Two-Face sandwich and a large order of night-wings please
whydidyoutrustme
I imagine a Two-Face sandwich as a half-grilled cheese.
CobraClutch
Those uniforms really don't look safe to wear in a kitchen environment.
FCOAlex
The cashiers should speak in Christian Bales hoarse gobbedly gook Batman voice.
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
Kairamek
Real talk: If I lived in Gotham this would kind of upset me. It's be like having Gacy Meal with collectable clown butt plugs for the toy.
rushid930
0/10, Bruce doesn't whip out his bat credit card. He never leaves the cave without it
THEREALFOLKBLUES
brightintempas
If you order the Bane they rip your sandwich in half
DaxiaoD
The break the batwich
CapsShield
Buy one bane get one free! "Gotham... is yours!"
BrofessorDumbleBro
I figured they'd toast the bread and then break it in half.
FrankPerkele
By slamming it into a knee
GhostMalone
Batwich*
athosender
HighwayStar82
I'd like a Batburger Deluxe special, Jokerized: With an 'Arctic Chilled' Fries slushie. And yes, I'll donate $5 to the S. Kyle Cat fund.
AKnownViking
Did you notice it says 'Spite' and 'Choke' on the soda machine labels?
Tarlon
Yeah it's a bit weird. Wouldn't kind of be like making advertisements out of terrorists and mass murderers? How would that be appropriate?
Rayfire3535
It's Gotham City, these people are desensitized as fuck.
PeggingandTransFanboyExPlusMachina
Like an Irish car bomb for example.
onecnote
ah the jokes, they write themselves..
mackMittens
Liter of cola? Do we have liter of cola? God damn burger punk.
YOWIEWAWEE
I think they did this better in kingdom come
vzon20011
All of the employees will be dead soon. Any number of bat villains will show up to murder them.
LittleDragon02
Welcome to BatBurger, home of the BatBurger! Can I take your order?
Kaseladen
I'm tired of Batman, but I do love this
PrimarchHorusLupercal
Tom King is one of the best comic writers right now. Simultaneously dramatic and comedic. Just look at Kite-Man
Rayfire3535
HELL YEAH
Lionholme
The menu drops a reference to KGBeast. That's like, the dude that died first in Assault on Arkham. Like the rope guy in Suicide Squad.
CapsShield
rope guy.... he wasn't just a rope guy. He was.... slip knot.
Aryn240
God I couldn't believe he died so far after such an impressive intro
Aryn240
*fast
EvillBob
NerdN1
Apparently someone made a Batman-themed restaurant (chain?) w/out consulting Batman. Bruce is not amused.
pleasemommynothim
ex·plain ikˈsplān/ verb make (an idea, situation, or problem) clear to someone by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant fact
ExplainTheJoke
Can confirm that is the definition. Username relevant.
keystotheairlock
Áss.
pleasemommynothim
ass1 as/ noun 1. a hoofed mammal of the horse family with a braying call, typically smaller than a horse and with longer ears.
DeathToHeretics
You cheeky fuck
Tassyr
You're a grade A smartass, y'know that?
EvillBob
I don't like you.
IllpunchUinyourGrundle
I assume Joker would have a blast at that place ... and then burn it down
SparkMiko
Some men just want to watch the world burn....
rulerBob8
Some men just want to watch the fries burn...
CapsShield
Depends on how the seasoning of the fries taste. If's it's good he'd probably let the place stay.
Dagordae
Nah, he would almost certainly know that Batman hates the place. Hell, he'd probably protect it simply to keep the joke going.
HalloIamherenow
Joker's an agent of chaos, he'd probably even sponsor commercials a la Ronald McDonald, until he got bored and murder everyone there.
THECANARY3
I wish the bat family were my family . :'(
purple0king
You'd have a good 3/5 chance of dying.
THECANARY3
Worth it.
softballguy
Your parents have a 2/2 chance of dying.
TresusIbor
But they're rich, right?
softballguy
... good point.