He probably shit everyone's pants in 1mile radius

Apr 25, 2024 9:20 PM

Really puts walking under a ladder in the small-shit category, doesn't it?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol, red shirt guy's hard hat fell off and black shirt guy stole it

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My father worked on a job site where a guy was squished between an excavator bucket and a dumpster. Apparently, he took a few steps, said he was fine, started coughing, and then dropped dead.

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They should died there; they used up all their good-luck and then some for this life. Stupid S.O.Bs.

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1mile ≈ 1.6 kilometres

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Today an LRT dropped out of my hoodie pocket between a backed up truck and our dock wall. Part of my head said in Palpatines voice, "do it, just reach down and pick it up" but naw....i've seen Final Destination. Working with large objects is all about making sure you don't put yourself between something that doesn't move and something that does.

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Ive commented on this video before and I'll say it again..
You never. Stand. Under. The load. I've been part of so many picks as they call them .. even if you're not the signal person. You holler at/ communicate to the signal person to stop the crane. You move you or you move the load. Bottom line. .. these ass hats. I don't care if it's something I could potentially catch, you never, ever put yourself in that situation

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Never stand under the hook

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They've gonna be feeling that in the morning... assuming they can even get up.

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Don't. Walk. Under. A. Suspended. Load.

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Don't walk under a load.

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NOT the title of your mom's sex tape.

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Dude in the dark clothes stole the other guy's hardhat afterward like, "Fuck him, I need this!"

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So I've never been near a crane like that while it was lifting anything. I don't work in construction, these things are not a part of my life. Still, I have a gut instinct that tells me that I do not want to be under a thing supported only by a few straps, especially while it's moving. I feel like that would be the human baseline. Am I wrong, or does something happen to these people that they get desensitized to this stuff?

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Like, I assume that they are taught not to do this as well, I just don't even get how anyone needs to be told that let alone why they would ignore it. I feel like you couldn't pay me to be under there even for a minute.

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Hardhats, people. You never know when you'll be hit by a falling building.

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I find it hilarious that 1 guy was wearing a hard hat, it got knocked off when the crane hit them, then the other guy grabbed it and put it on as they walked away. Probably wanted to claim he was wearing one in the incident review.

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Red guy had a hard hat on which saved them both, later black guy puts it on to get all the praise.

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...how are those two guys still alive?

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luck

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Dumb luck. Look at what is being lifted... another crane that is on its side so we can only assume that one fell over already and was being righted. These two are fucking morons.

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Good thing they were wearing hard hats!

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You’re inspecting evidence of cranework gone wrong and you walk under cranework?
The gene pool was kept murkier than it should be that day.
I’ll be the guy in the crane shat himself figuring he’d just turned two guys who shouldn’t have been there into paste.

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That dude stole that guy's helmet

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Fuck's sake ...

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Used to work crash and recovery for jets. Rule 1 on any crane use, don't walk under the crane or anything it's lifting unless absolutely necessary.

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it just seems like common sense, but you have to teach people. Just seems they think shit won't fail.

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Same. Used to work in a shipyard.

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How often was it absolutely necessary?

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Whenever there isn't a supervisor around

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Rarely, probably.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

When it could save you 5 steps by not going around!

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Yes

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What do they say about not standing underneath a suspended load?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's in this thread at least 50 times, in case you can't remember.

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I said this hours ago when this first was posted.

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I wish I could get paid to be a professional imgurian. As it is, I have other gainful employment that keeps me away from the site for hours at a time. As such, comments that may have seemed relevant when they were posted have passed into not-so-much. I resolve to do better about obsessively comparing post and comment timestamps next time. Cheers!

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I just realized that what they're lifting is another crane that toppled. You'd think they'd have learned to stay well clear.

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I'm trying to see how the straps fail and most likely they are not put in as the should. They seem to form a loop... that's idiotic. They realy didn't learn anything.

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They're lifting by passing a strap through a hole in the outrigger of the toppled crane. As you might well imagine, that opening likely had no rounding so the strap is against two edges with sharp angles. I'm surprised it didn't fail sooner.

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Oh yeah totally. Why didn't they just lean it back over. Pull it from the arm...

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No control then to stop it from whipping. When lifting like this you want to have full control of the load from when you first start lifting to when you finish setting it down. If they pulled from the boom when it got past the tipping point while becoming upright you lose control over its movement and the end tries to crack like a whip.

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That's a great point. Thanks for the perspective.

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v

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*guitar medley*

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Kinda looks like they modeled cpr training dummies after this guy.

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Staplerfahrer klaus! I show this at the end of forklift training at my work if it's a good group

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if not they will see it for themselves live?

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Lol, hopefully not. We do the standard training, and then if we have extra time and they seem like a group that'd enjoy it we watch the fun one

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I make all the new hires watch it, I tell them its a mandatory video to get their power jack certification lol

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I show it at the start. But stop juuuust before it shows the hands getting cut off (used to show the full video and then someone complained. Whoopsie)

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No reason for those guys to be under there. Super shitty site safety on display here.

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I would agree that this video shows super shitty site safety, yes.

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Also, put your helmet on BEFORE the accident, not after it's been knocked off your co-worker's head

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You would think the crane falling over would have made them more cautious.

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"Why is it snowing shredded nylon?"

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Looks like a country where safely comes well after profits

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You mean the US?

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Possible, but working in chemical plants for the past decade, I know that's not a normal feature of the US.. we instead value guns above all else

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This doesn't even need to be in the safety manual, it's just common sense not to get under a million pound object dangling by wire.

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Common sense isn't that common unfortunately. Coffee cups have 'Contents hot' written on them for fuck sake. You'd think that would be obvious to anyone who's drank coffee.

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The coffee cup text incidrnt was not a stupid customer's fault. It was result of a greedy company pampering other stupid customers resulting in serious injury and expensive lawsuit. The text is stupid, the customer wasn't.

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Stupid things are always in the safety manual because stupid people have proven time and time again that it needs to be said.

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Or so the boss knows they're in huge trouble if they're caught forcing someone to do something stupid under penalty of unemployment

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coins on the ground...

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Or maybe trying to identify what's left of the last guy, adhered to the bottom?

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Ooh, a penny!

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It was obviously on heads with that kind of luck.

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"Excellent work, 47."

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The DGUV-handbook 52 in this case.

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Not a gif but same meaning anyhow

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I really wanna get this on a shirt

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What did you just say!?

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Come with me and you'll be in a world of osha violations

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Come with me and you'll see workers sipping through numerous libations

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You never walk under a suspended load.

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peeking is okay, right?

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I've never worked around a crane in my life and I know this. What a shit job site.

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If it wasn't suspended, how would you even walk under it? (Yes, I am arguing semantics, just to be obnoxious).

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You could walk under a hoisted load (stuff under it holding it up) - and I do enjoy a bit of fun pedantry

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I say this every day at work, and yet it still happens...

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But it's ok, the guy without the hard hat scooped the other guys hard hat. #ConcussionAvoided

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I tell insects this everyday

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I really agree, talking from experience. But if the person who designed is stupid enough, you’ll have to. In my company we used to ask “who doesn’t have family?” And then that person would perform the task. I usually was the task performer

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I learned this doing shipping and receiving for a hardware store, they really should already know this....

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Came here to say that. Granted I unloaded normal sized trucks with a forklift.

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KEIN AUFENTHALT UNTER SCHWEBENDEN LASTEN!

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Apparently, some do.

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Only those that are lucky enough to be alive knows that.

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There's a famous German occupational safety slogan that has been around for almost a century now and is kinda catchy (at least in German): "Unter schwebenden Lasten lauert der Tod". Translated: Death lurks beneath suspended loads. https://global.museum-digital.org/object/86721?navlang=de

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There is also another: "Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein!"

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I did an overhead crane training course years ago. The first thing on the course was safety and I'm pretty sure the first rule was never move under the load.

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*except when it's meant to be walked under. Something something live show truss

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Didn't she get fired as PM after the queen died?

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Suspended load live show is why I got ki led out of LA Fitness

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Kicked tho. I lived

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Those also have a lot of additional safeguards to be followed and less variability in what's being lifted.

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Oh, boy. You are far too trusting of entertainment riggers.

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I mean, depends on the country and the place, also the kind of event.

I trust the local folks with my life, but I know how they work. I've seen some shit in other places though. Ratchet straps are not meant to hold 2 t over people....

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I work on major events in the U.S. We've really only started to have the kind of safeguards in place that we should. I was on a large gig where Bruno Mars was the headliner and a shackle pin came loose and fell on a cameraman and a woman from 80 feet. And I know some of the goofball high-riggers on my jobs. I know they're trained but I'm not always super trusting. If I don't have to walk under something, I won't.

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