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Nov 27, 2022 3:04 AM
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djangojazz
Wait there is no cocaine in that! BOO! Boo this man!
crazywowow
With medicinal cocaine?
tinytyrant
starts your heart then stops it. perfection.
YesPleaseSomeMore
That does not look appetizing at all
vintagebroad
I did that 47 years ago in Miami
MillenniumFalcon
ice cream float?
illtrytocomeupwithsomethingwittylater
You do know insulin ain't free right?
StarscreamAndHutch
Germhole
The best part of waking up...
NooPogodi
I do this at home with my SodaStream. Love that thing
waeraj
There's a place like this in Cody, Wyoming
therealkurashu
If any is interested, it's Lexington Candy shop: https://www.lexingtoncandyshop.com/
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
My kid thought she and her friends invented floaters
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Spider
MmmmmSoup
Aussie
SergeantTerryJeffords
This is exactly the same thing that a soda fountain does, just by hand instead
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NZSheeps
Lumps of ... something. They should clean them more often.
Zarf42
WateryTartan
Ah yes, soda with mashed potatoes, those were the days!
ChetinBey
ameranthe
Ok but all soda fountains are essentially doing the exact same thing, they just mix it together as they pour so you don't have to.
ryushi5
I mean, that's pretty much how all fountain machines work. Just add ice cream.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Sure, but the employee doesn't actually pump the syrup individually. It's all automatic.
MBdub210
And that makes a difference … how exactly?
BlancheFromage
The human touch
HedonistBeard
Because you can't charm or bribe the machine into giving you an extra pump.
v01dstar
Tradition.
Virus322
Because the employees don't change out the empty syrup boxes and you end up with shitty watered down soda 70% of the time.
BlueDsc
Bro as fucking loud as the machine is when those empty we change them IMMEDIATELY.
AbstractArtemis
Better let the human variable make your soda. /s
salikarn
Lexington candy shop at 83rd and Lex if anyone is curious
crackblind
Taken the kids there a bunch of times. Haven't in a while. Time to go back. Thanks for the reminder.
EvilEmperorXurg
NZSheeps
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Venom is stored in the balls.
salikarn
Oh, look, a cone with 2 scoops of ice cream
zeacorzeppelin10
Thank you, I live in NYC and there's a few places in the city that are old and do coke like this. Now, I know the right one.
salikarn
Yeah, I gotta check it out. Don't get up to 86th too often, but might be worth the trip.
NZSheeps
Just ask a cop where you can get coke
MERGATROYDER
Please tell me this place is still open.
theANALyzer
There are alot of those small places here in Dallas that still do this. They are the best soda
TacoPoweredHelicopter
It's coke with ice cream... You may not be a chef but you can probably make it yourself.
nygreenguy
Yes, Lexington Candy Shop
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
This place is still open.
HelloMax
Good enough +1
R100GSPD
I've had Dr Pepper this way at the museum in Waco
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
Back in my day we called that a coke float
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Or in modern days....
Vesane
We call it a spider, in Australia
Paullovespizza
Yes, still remember that. Really want one now after watching this.
Chezoso
Having access to the syrup from BiBs makes the best coke or Dr Pepper shakes. Orange Fanta makes an awesome dreamcicle like flavor
feren
I only recently learned the term BiB because I now work for a Coke bottler. Strange land to be in.
Chezoso
Nothing is heavier and more awkward than loading a BiB in a restaurant. Like a 50lb shake weight. Be safe!
asm80dfa8sdfj
I love coke, I love ice cream, I love floats, but I can't stand coke floats.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Rootbeer float > all other floats.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yep, absolutely
AlpacaMyBagsAndGoNow
Orange soda is up there too. It's like an orange creamsicle
johnvilnis
And we all know someone who would be drinking the syrup straight.
feren
I do indeed, and they'd be "look at me I'm so unpredictable and chaotic HAHAHA RIGHT GUYZ" the entire time of it. They're exhausting.
rhitard
I knew a guy who tried that and threw it straight back up.
Theory89
Yeah that shit can eat your skin. Definite chemical burns in the mouth. Do not fuck with it.
NZSheeps
rhitard
LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!
pizzapartyhard
What a jerk.
misterCT
Gah beat me to it
harmsebamse
So da Jerk serves soda?
ElvisParsly
spiderzim
ErniesWidow
Thank you. I love puns!
FuryM0nk
My friend doesn’t get it, can you help him out?
justfillingthespace
The soda shoppe equivalent of a bartender is/was known as a soda jerk
FuryM0nk
Thank you, cool little piece of random trivia there…. is what my friend said….
AdditionalPylons
Macetheace50
Wasn't COCAINE one of the original ingredients in Coke-a-Cola?
NZSheeps
Sort of https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cocaine-coca-cola/
NaughtButOne
iirc it's not an ingredient per se, but a natural byproduct of one of the other ingredients.
justfillingthespace
Iirc, the coca leaves from which cocaine is derived were a part of the brewing process.
Grimmy32
My uncle used to work for Coca Cola - I can say that is around twice as much syrup as you should use for a pint glass (compared to pre-made)
SnackMasterRanger
Yeah I'm sure you know more than them cuz your uncle drove a truck for coca cola once.
gummyloaf
I guess if you’re at the point of adding icecream, you’re already past normal Coke. What’s a few more squirts of syrup gunna hurt.
Jaqdakloun
Quiet you !
C0baltBlue
I've worked with Coke to can Coca-Cola and this seems fine. All depends on the throw of the syrup. I think ours was around 1+4, but that...
C0baltBlue
...was for a factory.
edwardhead
Hand pump syrups are already partially diluted so they blend quicker and pump more consistently.
ImplodingPumpkin
I gotta remember that line... for reasons.
redexodus
cool
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Hammerwell
Water? Who adds water?
Johnnyhred
It's soda water, essentially adding the fizz.
Hammerwell
Now I wonder when that fizz, being carbon dioxide, will be forbidden because it adds to your CO2 impact (/s just in case).
cjaz69
Most modern syrups use about a 1 part syrup to 5 parts soda water ratio. Obviously some variance and certain high volume products
Grimmy32
So they'll certainly get a different taste, arguably tastier - depends on your preference of course.
RenegadeBlob
I assume that's a reason they haven't changed yet. So they can customize their sodas more.
kanybal
Idk if Sodastreams are a thing in the US, but they've taught me that more syrup is NOT better
CaptainThePirate
I couldn’t do that job because 6 pumps is way out of my range.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
It's all in the wrist.
XRay0976
That's what she said
fleetcommander
TheMeanGombeen
You guys still doing pumps !!!!!
Chezoso
Gold
Ialmostgotthis
Nobody even lets me do it
anders1809
Your partner going
Dondarian
I lasted a good 46 seconds today. I felt like marathon man.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Wearing that sock out!
Dondarian
My wife has called herself condom of the year a bunch of times. She's got a good sense of humor
k32000
They call me the shotgun, only two pumps to shoot
RyuRichmond
Named after your mother who only requires one cock
Gayforbae
If you're pumping your shotgun twice, then you don't know how they work....
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
MarioBoon
And still you wonder why Americans are fat. :-)
Gaelwyn
We literally don’t wonder that because we’re not any fatter than any other western countries.
plexi68
USA have the highest obesity rate of any western country.
Gaelwyn
Average BMI in US is 28.5. Basically all western countries are 27 or higher.