Mar 9, 2021 9:53 AM
mmick7
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myhorchata
That momentary lapse of...Tree...son? I’ll show yourself out.
theytookthemall
I have no idea what the guy said, and yet I understand perfectly.
copingcabana
Momma smart, but papadum
larskongo
TheoreticalPhysEd
Fuck palm oil.
ispendtomuchtimehere
he ded
FortunateWaste
I just sat looking through my phone in utter disbelief of what I just saw happen ?
cenataur
Candis901
Dismount!
jimskeeter
Is he going to be ok?
kinosnightmares
Wilhelm scream
Mikey667
Well, at least the ground broke his fall.
Glormax
And all the palm leaves. He's probably ok
freckledkink
I fell that far out of a tree once like he did (in that position, not because of the way he did). I was perfectly fine. Plus he landed on
All those leaves. I just landed on my yard.
Elroydb
Looks like he was listening to that track "Learning to Fly"
v
MarkySpaceMagnet
Yes I laughed out loud
GUYUTE6
Great Album
MadMontyMN
No, that's Dark Side of the Moon.
profiledit
shelworth
It happens, I once preheated my cast iron skillet in the oven at 450 for 20 minutes, then used my bare hand to take it to the stove top. ow.
Carlinium
He should have spent some time 'learning to fly'.
ptrezza
It was only "one slip"
Won't those palm leaves cushion his fall? Seems like a softer landing to me.
krapmyself
Are those tiny people or is that a giant asparagus?
the1bonesaw
"Tiny People... in my wine" - Don Ho (ask your parents... actually, probably your grandparents. They loved him).
six187
Haha, yes
keldon
Yes
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
That's how you Alt-F4 IRL.
EorlundGraymane
Nice title, pink floyd reference?
JasonThorn
The real question now is...has he become...comfortably numb?
Oh man you're the best
gingersrule
i know a well qualified health and safety officer who stepped back to admire his paintwork while he was still 4 metres up a ladder
MarcUK
You said "know" and not "knew" so we can assume that he didn't die?
Jackeea
No he died I was the ladder
Badly dislocated shoulder and elbow, broken ribs and broken ankle but back to work after 6 months, very red faced
Lampmonster
Knew a guy who quit his job as a structure painter after almost stepping off a ledge. Said he'd lost the fear, wasn't safe anymore.
jollyjack
"My job here is done".
Captain77
I once sat on a thick branch I was cutting. When the branch was cut through the remaining bit bucked (under me) like a bronco. 1/2
And no.... I didn't cut the wrong side of the branch and fall down but I very nearly was flung out of the tree (about 5m up) 2/2
OlderWiser
Had similar, ladder on a branch and cutting to the side. When the weight released the branch raised up above the top of the ladder. Oops.
eyeLied
how far up is that in freedom units?
1 metre is slightly larger than a yard. So 5m is about 5.5 yards
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Fu lef de ghar
MarioBoon
Yeet!!
KiltedinSeattle
javadad60
Read this in his voice.
thesauceisboss
Showing our age, or how cultured we were raised. Otherwise 70% of people don’t know what show this is or even what his voice sounds like.
ondinamm3
Cultured we were raised? This is daily afternoons before mom & dad got home and we had to scramble to clean & do chores! Oh...Maaax! ?
RedWingedBlackbirds
Or - they're using the cone of silence
Chaalse
Why tho?
TheRealPumpkinQueen
I do stupid random shit often enough
beaubrent
“Time is the shortest distance between two spaces” -Tennessee Williams
Turturduckfucking
Realistically i imagine he lurched forward to readjust his support and mistimed his arms though... looks kinda sus though
RobJenkins
His work there was done
superscout0233
He’s jumping down and the strap would have been in the way.
crazywowow
Gravity check. He's making sure we still have gravity so that everyone is safe from floating away . He's a hero ,of sorts. Also concussed.
QuackWok
The hero we need....
tubbyst
A momentary lapse of reason.
dakuan
Nice
GoogleUltron9
Could be a palm oil plantation...those workers are notoriously grossly overworked...could also be super tired...which can lead to accidents
jojoyojimbi
naw, that's sago palm
CorydorasAfavorplease
No, that was not sago palm. Lol
doh, yeah i meant sabal palm
I was wondering, I live surrounded by sago palms lmao
DrSharkbite
FirstInLine
Me most days at work :D
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
Clumsy sod
djayembe
Ah man I spit out air from my mouth, did not see that coming
SmashySashimi
Dude’s like Buster Keaton.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Jiemba in the wild
Farfulus
Way better than Trudeau's stair trick
deject3000
Unintentional Parkor!
NefariousGoop
Mr. Magoo, the teenage years
Beyondhelp13
Having that much control over your body, i tripped over nothing this morning.
ComcastLover
I'm fat
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I see you also tried to tie your shoes.
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
Is this back going to be okay?
WorkerLurker
Well now you can work on the rest of the skill
jherazob
This guy's channel is a goldmine, the levels of skill he has are off the charts. But occasionally...
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
play stupid games...
He does (very impressive) acrobatic tricks, this is just "part of the business"
lostknight0727
3 times, they were hit 3 times. Pony, Butt, heels
Tonberryc
Looks like there were a few of those in the flipping gif, too.
Muttons1337
No mistreating the danglies, danglies are soft and squishy and should receive love
BlackBeardMakes
Channel name?
It's on the watermark on both, Jiemba Sands: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDb8-E9XyZnyAA7QB_SD8Sg
I'm an idiot. Thank you for your patience.
Krassak
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
goodforu
Thank you very little!
drdavessardogs
tesseract
lospaturno
or a parabola, in this case.
Norwegianbeerbrewer
The shortest distance between two points is zero.
- Event Horizon
Calihan87
planck wants your location
proracing53
Not always https://youtu.be/skvnj67YGmw
hildr
The shortest is still the line. Not the fastest, the shortest none the less.
DocMartinL
Euclid approves of this...
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
depends on the curvature
Futschigama
depends on thinking with portals
Snark42
.......but the earth is flat!.....
I said this once people got very upset.
Yeah, people don't like things other say....even in jest. Soon we'll only be able to talk about the weather and sports.
DJNinja
The fastest travel time may be curved but the shortest distance is a straight line.
iamdeathnote
I think you mean most efficient
Colopty
Just tunnel through the curve. Straight line is still the shortest distance.
42Pattycake42
Then it's not a straight line. Nice try at sounding intelligent
PriscillaTheMoonDaemon
Don’t be a prick just correct and nothing else
russianaturi
They are also an idiot who thinks they understand non Euclidean geometery
RevenantBacon
Does our universe not operate with Euclidian geometry?
hmm good point. if curved, it's a geodesic, right?
mobileimgurlags
No it's Patrick
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
No, it’s Becky
myhorchata
That momentary lapse of...Tree...son? I’ll show yourself out.
theytookthemall
I have no idea what the guy said, and yet I understand perfectly.
copingcabana
Momma smart, but papadum
larskongo
TheoreticalPhysEd
Fuck palm oil.
ispendtomuchtimehere
he ded
FortunateWaste
I just sat looking through my phone in utter disbelief of what I just saw happen ?
cenataur
Candis901
Dismount!
jimskeeter
Is he going to be ok?
kinosnightmares
Wilhelm scream
Mikey667
Well, at least the ground broke his fall.
Glormax
And all the palm leaves. He's probably ok
freckledkink
I fell that far out of a tree once like he did (in that position, not because of the way he did). I was perfectly fine. Plus he landed on
freckledkink
All those leaves. I just landed on my yard.
Elroydb
Looks like he was listening to that track "Learning to Fly"
mmick7
MarkySpaceMagnet
Yes I laughed out loud
GUYUTE6
Great Album
mmick7
MadMontyMN
No, that's Dark Side of the Moon.
profiledit
shelworth
It happens, I once preheated my cast iron skillet in the oven at 450 for 20 minutes, then used my bare hand to take it to the stove top. ow.
Carlinium
He should have spent some time 'learning to fly'.
ptrezza
It was only "one slip"
Glormax
Won't those palm leaves cushion his fall? Seems like a softer landing to me.
krapmyself
Are those tiny people or is that a giant asparagus?
the1bonesaw
"Tiny People... in my wine" - Don Ho (ask your parents... actually, probably your grandparents. They loved him).
six187
Haha, yes
keldon
Yes
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
That's how you Alt-F4 IRL.
EorlundGraymane
Nice title, pink floyd reference?
JasonThorn
The real question now is...has he become...comfortably numb?
mmick7
EorlundGraymane
Oh man you're the best
mmick7
gingersrule
i know a well qualified health and safety officer who stepped back to admire his paintwork while he was still 4 metres up a ladder
MarcUK
You said "know" and not "knew" so we can assume that he didn't die?
Jackeea
No he died I was the ladder
gingersrule
Badly dislocated shoulder and elbow, broken ribs and broken ankle but back to work after 6 months, very red faced
Lampmonster
Knew a guy who quit his job as a structure painter after almost stepping off a ledge. Said he'd lost the fear, wasn't safe anymore.
jollyjack
"My job here is done".
Captain77
I once sat on a thick branch I was cutting. When the branch was cut through the remaining bit bucked (under me) like a bronco. 1/2
Captain77
And no.... I didn't cut the wrong side of the branch and fall down but I very nearly was flung out of the tree (about 5m up) 2/2
OlderWiser
Had similar, ladder on a branch and cutting to the side. When the weight released the branch raised up above the top of the ladder. Oops.
eyeLied
how far up is that in freedom units?
Captain77
1 metre is slightly larger than a yard. So 5m is about 5.5 yards
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Fu lef de ghar
MarioBoon
Yeet!!
KiltedinSeattle
javadad60
Read this in his voice.
thesauceisboss
Showing our age, or how cultured we were raised. Otherwise 70% of people don’t know what show this is or even what his voice sounds like.
ondinamm3
Cultured we were raised? This is daily afternoons before mom & dad got home and we had to scramble to clean & do chores! Oh...Maaax! ?
RedWingedBlackbirds
Or - they're using the cone of silence
Chaalse
Why tho?
TheRealPumpkinQueen
I do stupid random shit often enough
beaubrent
“Time is the shortest distance between two spaces” -Tennessee Williams
Turturduckfucking
Realistically i imagine he lurched forward to readjust his support and mistimed his arms though... looks kinda sus though
RobJenkins
His work there was done
superscout0233
He’s jumping down and the strap would have been in the way.
crazywowow
Gravity check. He's making sure we still have gravity so that everyone is safe from floating away . He's a hero ,of sorts. Also concussed.
QuackWok
The hero we need....
tubbyst
A momentary lapse of reason.
dakuan
Nice
GoogleUltron9
Could be a palm oil plantation...those workers are notoriously grossly overworked...could also be super tired...which can lead to accidents
jojoyojimbi
naw, that's sago palm
CorydorasAfavorplease
No, that was not sago palm. Lol
jojoyojimbi
doh, yeah i meant sabal palm
CorydorasAfavorplease
I was wondering, I live surrounded by sago palms lmao
DrSharkbite
FirstInLine
Me most days at work :D
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
Clumsy sod
djayembe
Ah man I spit out air from my mouth, did not see that coming
SmashySashimi
Dude’s like Buster Keaton.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Jiemba in the wild
Farfulus
Way better than Trudeau's stair trick
deject3000
Unintentional Parkor!
NefariousGoop
Mr. Magoo, the teenage years
Beyondhelp13
Having that much control over your body, i tripped over nothing this morning.
ComcastLover
I'm fat
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I see you also tried to tie your shoes.
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
Is this back going to be okay?
WorkerLurker
Well now you can work on the rest of the skill
jherazob
This guy's channel is a goldmine, the levels of skill he has are off the charts. But occasionally...
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
play stupid games...
jherazob
He does (very impressive) acrobatic tricks, this is just "part of the business"
lostknight0727
3 times, they were hit 3 times. Pony, Butt, heels
Tonberryc
Looks like there were a few of those in the flipping gif, too.
Muttons1337
jherazob
No mistreating the danglies, danglies are soft and squishy and should receive love
Muttons1337
BlackBeardMakes
Channel name?
jherazob
It's on the watermark on both, Jiemba Sands: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDb8-E9XyZnyAA7QB_SD8Sg
BlackBeardMakes
I'm an idiot. Thank you for your patience.
Krassak
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
goodforu
Thank you very little!
drdavessardogs
tesseract
lospaturno
or a parabola, in this case.
Norwegianbeerbrewer
The shortest distance between two points is zero.
Norwegianbeerbrewer
- Event Horizon
Calihan87
planck wants your location
proracing53
Not always https://youtu.be/skvnj67YGmw
hildr
The shortest is still the line. Not the fastest, the shortest none the less.
DocMartinL
Euclid approves of this...
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
depends on the curvature
Futschigama
depends on thinking with portals
Snark42
.......but the earth is flat!.....
tubbyst
I said this once people got very upset.
Snark42
Yeah, people don't like things other say....even in jest. Soon we'll only be able to talk about the weather and sports.
DJNinja
The fastest travel time may be curved but the shortest distance is a straight line.
iamdeathnote
I think you mean most efficient
Colopty
Just tunnel through the curve. Straight line is still the shortest distance.
42Pattycake42
Then it's not a straight line. Nice try at sounding intelligent
PriscillaTheMoonDaemon
Don’t be a prick just correct and nothing else
russianaturi
They are also an idiot who thinks they understand non Euclidean geometery
RevenantBacon
Does our universe not operate with Euclidian geometry?
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
hmm good point. if curved, it's a geodesic, right?
mobileimgurlags
No it's Patrick
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
No, it’s Becky